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Fignuts
03-12-2010, 03:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS from the front page:
– WWE Divas Champion Maryse has posted a blog on her official website (http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/) saying she eats a piece of chocolate cake every day. “For those who really know me, its NOT a surprise to see me eat a piece of chocolate cake,” she wrote. “I DO have one everyday of my life, its not a lie! After all, french women don’t get fat, soooo yeah, hate me !!!”
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Truly shocking. What developments will this astounding news lead to?
el bobbo
03-12-2010, 03:44 PM
Can anyone say "Pulitzer for journalistic excellence" ?
Nicky Fives
03-12-2010, 03:45 PM
*horrible attempt at a pun*
She can keep her cake, but I'd like to eat her to:wtf: :shifty:
You know.... the saying, "You can have your cake and eat it to"
I'll shut up now...... :wave:
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 03:48 PM
So what your saying is she has her cake and she eats it too?
Damn I'm so good it's scary
Fignuts
03-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Hate that saying. Of course you are going to eat cake, if you have some. what the fuck else are you going to do with it?
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 03:58 PM
Alternative to eating cake:
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17415.jpg
thedamndest
03-12-2010, 03:59 PM
Trade it for ice cream.
Tazz Dan
03-12-2010, 03:59 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Thank you for ruining Maryse's Eating habits, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!
Now I know Maryse likes cake, she is my favourite wrestler, hearing her NOMNOMNOM would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Guess who likes cake major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.
Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 04:02 PM
iknowrite!?
Spoil tag that shiz
Supreme Olajuwon
03-12-2010, 04:16 PM
Hate that saying. Of course you are going to eat cake, if you have some. what the fuck else are you going to do with it?
It's really quite simple. After you eat the cake, you don't have anymore cake.
RGWhat316
03-12-2010, 04:17 PM
I would probably more intrigued if the headline was "Maryse Likes Pie".
FourFifty
03-12-2010, 04:21 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Thank you for ruining Maryse's Eating habits, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!
Now I know Maryse likes cake, she is my favourite wrestler, hearing her NOMNOMNOM would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Guess who likes cake major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.
Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.
Nice!
St. Jimmy
03-12-2010, 04:24 PM
This much?
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/404/cakesitting2kl3.jpg
Vastardikai
03-12-2010, 04:25 PM
Here is what we know:
If: Maryse likes Cake
And: The Cake is a Lie
Then: Maryse likes a Lie?
:shifty:
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 04:29 PM
I bet she likes to fuck too.
HBPunk
03-12-2010, 04:35 PM
i hope ryan clark finds out which other wrestlers eat cake, this is truly the most exciting, gripping story of all time.
ps - fucking everyone likes cake, anyone who doesn't should have their balls/uterus removed
parkmania
03-12-2010, 04:44 PM
I would probably more intrigued if the headline was "Maryse Likes Pie".
This.
Fignuts
03-12-2010, 05:11 PM
fucking everyone likes cake
Exactly what I thought when I read it.
I mean, come the fuck on, what's next?
BREAKING NEWS
RANDY ORTON DOESN'T LIKE BEE STINGS.
The Show Off
03-12-2010, 05:12 PM
This just in...
Maryse finds fun... fun.
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 06:07 PM
HOT OFF THE PRESS:
Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels enjoys good movies & dislikes bad movies!
Hear the whole story tonight at 11.
Tazz Dan
03-12-2010, 06:12 PM
Off topic, but since Jeritron closed my thread....
My life is now complete! :D
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2752/44049673.png
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 06:13 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
You totally are trying to ruin this mans street cred. You are kinda a cunt but def. a cunt I'd fondle.:y:
Jimmy Cones
03-12-2010, 06:17 PM
i hope ryan clark finds out which other wrestlers eat cake, this is truly the most exciting, gripping story of all time.
ps - fucking everyone likes cake, anyone who doesn't should have their balls/uterus removed
I hate cake. And stay away from my balls.:wtf:
Tazz Dan
03-12-2010, 06:26 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
You totally are trying to ruin this mans street cred. You are kinda a cunt but def. a cunt I'd fondle.:y:
Nah, not trying to ruin him. Just thought it would be funny. And it was to me and all my work mates.
Schlomey
03-12-2010, 06:28 PM
Wish I had workmates that shared similar interests as me :(
Where do you live and work and can you get me a job? :D
jaykay...kinda
bostonbill41
03-12-2010, 06:36 PM
Saw her at the last Boston show. She's hott in person. I still like Kelly Kelly though.
Fignuts
03-12-2010, 07:23 PM
I hate cake. And stay away from my balls.:wtf:
Well, you're obviously a commie.
Truly shocking. What developments will this astounding news lead to?
That's she quite hot?
ron the dial
03-12-2010, 08:19 PM
that's enough info for me know that she's marriage material
McLegend
03-12-2010, 08:21 PM
Any news involving Maryse is fine with me.
Blitz
03-12-2010, 10:18 PM
Can anyone confirm for me that Jillian Hall enjoys a piece of apple crumble every now and again? Thank you in advance.
KayfabeMan
03-12-2010, 10:27 PM
I believe Stephanie McMahon eats a good sausage every now and then.
I thought she liked Slim Jims.
CenaFan
03-13-2010, 12:43 AM
Here is what we know:
If: Maryse likes Cake
And: The Cake is a Lie
Then: Maryse likes a Lie?
:shifty:
I was really wondering how long it would take to get the Portal reference...
KayfabeMan
03-13-2010, 01:36 AM
I thought she liked Slim Jims.
She only snapped into one. :shifty:
Volare
03-13-2010, 01:37 AM
I wonder what she thinks of pie.
Wishbone
03-13-2010, 01:47 AM
anyone know where I can get a piece of cake, a box, and some string?:D
Skippord
03-13-2010, 02:48 AM
Wile E Coyote's garage sale
Jeritron
03-13-2010, 02:51 AM
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Jeritron
03-13-2010, 03:03 AM
Pourquoi es-tu si belle?
Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa?
Pourquoi tu me fais mal?
Oooh, je me sens tout nu
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi tu fais tout ca
Pourquoi tu dis tout ca
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi es-tu si belle
Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Oooh, je me sens tout nu
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi tu fais tout ca
Pourquoi tu dis tout ca
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Jeritron
03-13-2010, 03:04 AM
English:
why are you so pretty
why do you move like that
why are you hurting me
oooh why do i feel so naked (sp)
ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
why are you so pretty
why do you move like that
why are you hurting me
Oooh, i feel so naked
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
why do you say all that
why do you say all that
why are you hurting me
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Haha, I was actually asking a Canadian mate earlier today to translate that. Doesn't seem anywhere near as great a titantron/theme when I know what's being said.:(
"Why do I feel so naked"???
Gerard
03-13-2010, 01:39 PM
English:
why are you so pretty
why do you move like that
why are you hurting me
oooh why do i feel so naked (sp)
ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
why are you so pretty
why do you move like that
why are you hurting me
Oooh, i feel so naked
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
why do you say all that
why do you say all that
why are you hurting me
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
Ooh yes
:wtf:
Suppose it sounds good to non french speakers, must sound incredibly dumb to Maryse herself though and anyone that can speak french.
Londoner
03-13-2010, 01:52 PM
Hate that saying. Of course you are going to eat cake, if you have some. what the fuck else are you going to do with it?
EXACTLY!
Schlomey
03-13-2010, 03:32 PM
Easily the best Diva theme and probably in the top 10 themes overall. Easily tolerable as a ring entrance theme.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-13-2010, 03:42 PM
One thing I like about that song is that Maryse is pretty hot.
Smokey
03-13-2010, 06:12 PM
man id love to eat cake out of baby girls asshole lol you know
One thing I like about that song is that Maryse is pretty hot.
:y:
Team Sheep
03-14-2010, 11:53 AM
“I DO have one everyday of my life, its not a lie! After all, french women don’t get fat, soooo yeah, hate me !!!”
Of course you won't get fat if all you eat is a slice of cake a day.
That's how bitches stay so thin. They eat absolute junk, just not much of it.
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