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Xero
03-14-2010, 12:12 PM
Bret coming back and doing a screwjob angle was definitely one of those "not in a million years" things.

What are some things that you think will never happen in WWE?

VSG
03-14-2010, 12:51 PM
A "celebrity" crowned WWE champ?

roach21
03-14-2010, 12:53 PM
Randy Savage in the same ring as Vince McMahon

KIRA
03-14-2010, 01:00 PM
Sting WWE Superstar

The MAC
03-14-2010, 01:06 PM
steph hhh and macho-man in a love triangle angle.

another benoit dvd

a gay kiss

Xero
03-14-2010, 01:07 PM
a gay kiss

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The MAC
03-14-2010, 01:15 PM
well fuck...I dont know then. I guess benoit will have another dvd set.

Jeritron
03-14-2010, 01:24 PM
Hogan vs Austin

Rollermacka
03-14-2010, 01:34 PM
steph hhh and macho-man in a love triangle angle.

another benoit dvd

a gay kiss

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What about this one?

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... then again Shaq kisses pretty much anything he wants :kiss:

EdgeHeadSince08
03-14-2010, 01:58 PM
Cena getting BOO'ed for a while..
not just one night..
I hate that S.O.B...lol

HBPunk
03-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Cena getting BOO'ed for a while..
not just one night..
I hate that S.O.B...lol

Since 08 :lol:

You've missed sooooooo much

The MAC
03-14-2010, 02:17 PM
jbl returning in a hilter gimmick

HBPunk
03-14-2010, 02:19 PM
Things that will never happen :

Blue Blazer making it to the ring while concious
Paul Bearer using HBK's theme and claiming to be the real HBK
Santino Marella winning the World Title
Chris Masters '' '' '' ''
Shawn Stasiak '' '' '' ''
Shawn Michaels selling a move without making sure his hair is covering the bald

Londoner
03-14-2010, 02:29 PM
Taker losing his undefeated WM streak. :(:shifty:

Swiss Ultimate
03-14-2010, 02:30 PM
Randy Savage romance angle with Stephanie McMahon

Barbwire Ropes Match

Abyss

Jake the Snake title reign

A new DVD release called, "Silent but, violent"

The MAC
03-14-2010, 02:44 PM
dixie carter as raw guest host

mitb match with a wwe release papers inside

kanye west vs taylor swift in a cage match

a dildo match

john cena wins an oscar

wcw is ressurected

batista as womens champ

HBPunk
03-14-2010, 02:47 PM
john cena wins an oscar

im sure that wont be up to the WWE to be fair
.. if it was though, im sure he'd have 2 already

Road Warrior
03-14-2010, 02:57 PM
Radicalz reunion

Stealth-Icon
03-14-2010, 03:31 PM
a full two hour show that was good from beginning to end and had more than 18 minutes of wrestling

redoneja
03-14-2010, 03:40 PM
a full two hour show that was good from beginning to end and had more than 18 minutes of wrestling

WWE could never pull that off. Mainly because the Net Marks will always find something to bitch and moan about.

Xero
03-14-2010, 03:50 PM
a full two hour show that was good from beginning to end and had more than 18 minutes of wrestling

It's called SmackDown!...

St. Jimmy
03-14-2010, 04:20 PM
John Cena not overcoming the odds.

Rammsteinmad
03-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Chavo Guerrero winning a match.

St. Jimmy
03-14-2010, 05:38 PM
A black man winning the WWE Title.

Rammsteinmad
03-14-2010, 05:41 PM
What are you on about? John Cena's already held the title multiple times!

St. Jimmy
03-14-2010, 05:42 PM
What are you on about? John Cena's already held the title multiple times!

:o How can I ever forget such things.

Rammsteinmad
03-14-2010, 05:47 PM
Okay okay, serious reply: Booker T. ;)

St. Jimmy
03-14-2010, 05:49 PM
I said WWE Title. Had WCW not had a black champion at the time, he never would've held the belt.

HBPunk
03-14-2010, 05:50 PM
A black man winning the WWE Title.

The Rock was white?

St. Jimmy
03-14-2010, 05:52 PM
Okay, you're really trying now.

jskinnyg
03-14-2010, 05:52 PM
Santino actually wrestling every week on TV and getting any title besides Ms. WM...

HBPunk
03-14-2010, 05:58 PM
well somoa aside, id figure the rock was more black than white, i remember in 1998 a friend mentioned him being the first black champion. he can dance, sing and his strudel is massive so..

Rammsteinmad
03-14-2010, 05:59 PM
I said WWE Title. Had WCW not had a black champion at the time, he never would've held the belt.

He won the belt in 2006.

The Franchise
03-14-2010, 06:01 PM
I said WWE Title. Had WCW not had a black champion at the time, he never would've held the belt.

Booker won the World Title in 2006. Unless you mean the WWE Title specifically.

How about Ultimate Warrior in a WWE ring again

Vastardikai
03-14-2010, 06:24 PM
Kevin Sullivan inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame

Favre4Ever
03-14-2010, 06:41 PM
-Mae Young legitimately gives birth

-Mark Henry loses three hundred pounds and becomes a cruiserweight

-Vince McMahon becomes an announcer again

-Taker's undefeated streak ends :shifty:

jamesyboybell
03-14-2010, 06:50 PM
Santino actually wrestling every week on TV and getting any title besides Ms. WM...

The Milan Miracle

Stealth-Icon
03-14-2010, 06:59 PM
-Mae Young legitimately gives birth

-Mark Henry loses three hundred pounds and becomes a cruiserweight

-Vince McMahon becomes an announcer again

-Taker's undefeated streak ends :shifty:


I would truly enjoy having Vinny Mac on the announce team again. It was great when he and Jesse the Body reunited for their one match on RAW.

Beth Phoenix Fan
03-14-2010, 07:13 PM
Scott Hall winning the wwe title
Road Warrior Animal and Marty Jannetty as tag champs
Brock Lesnar Returning to wwe and ending cena's career
The Rock vs Bret Hart
Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart
Rated RKO Reuniting as a face team
Hart Foundation reuniting
Edge as u.s, tag team and world champ and Christian as ic, tag team and wwe champ at the same time
Shane McMahon buying TNA, ROH and Reviving wcw and old ecw to invade wwe.

Rock Bottom
03-14-2010, 08:18 PM
Anyone being as over as Austin

Vox Populi
03-14-2010, 08:22 PM
Chyna will certainly never appear in the WWE again.

Theo Dious
03-14-2010, 08:33 PM
The Milan Miracle

Isnt Santino like a 3 time IC champ?

Emperor Smeat
03-14-2010, 09:08 PM
The return of the Spanish Announce table and it ending up broken each night.

Tyler Killer
03-15-2010, 01:54 AM
WWE broadcasting a show that doesn't get criticised by all the smarks.

The Franchise
03-15-2010, 01:54 AM
WWE broadcasting a show that doesn't get criticised by all the smarks.

One Night Stand 2005?

Xero
03-15-2010, 01:55 AM
One Night Stand 2005?

They didn't need to have the WWE roster there.

Tyler Killer
03-15-2010, 02:16 AM
Using the word Smark usually brings you out Xero. They should make a telephone ad, 1-888-The Smark. It would bring in tonnes of business, and keep you busy!

6-String King
03-15-2010, 02:20 AM
WCW

Nervous Ferret
03-15-2010, 05:03 AM
WrestleMania XX main event rematch

KayfabeMan
03-15-2010, 05:18 AM
Daniel Puder.

Rammsteinmad
03-15-2010, 07:10 AM
WrestleMania XX main event rematch

What? Triple H VS Shawn Michaels? Why can't that happen again?

DAMN iNATOR
03-15-2010, 01:01 PM
What? Triple H VS Shawn Michaels? Why can't that happen again?

Neither could happen, realistically speaking...
Kurt Angle v. Eddie Guerrero: Eddie died in Nov. '05, so yeah...

Triple H v. Shawn Michaels v. Chris Benoit: Benoit committed suicide in '07.

Those are the reasons why we will never see a rematch of either Main Event of WM XX.

CSL
03-15-2010, 01:07 PM
I think you're missing the TPWW.net wrestling forums favourite joke there

The Jayman
03-15-2010, 01:19 PM
realistically speaking

Xero
03-15-2010, 06:20 PM
Neither could happen, realistically speaking...
Kurt Angle v. Eddie Guerrero: Eddie died in Nov. '05, so yeah...

Triple H v. Shawn Michaels v. Chris Benoit: Benoit committed suicide in '07.

Those are the reasons why we will never see a rematch of either Main Event of WM XX.

Dude...

Providence Peep
03-15-2010, 08:33 PM
Beth Phoenix and Pat Patterson will never do it doggie style :shifty:

EdgeHeadSince08
04-15-2010, 04:33 PM
Since 08 :lol:

You've missed sooooooo much

i said that cause i just made my account and edge is being cheered so i dont want it to seem like i was hopping on with the crowd..cuz i dont dothat

Splaya
04-15-2010, 05:37 PM
Having another character just like the Undertaker, and doing all the things that Taker did circa 1998-1999

Vastardikai
04-15-2010, 06:24 PM
Impossible Raw:
Guest Host: David "Dr. D" Schulz

Verbal Debate: Jim Cornette vs. Vince Russo
Randy Savage vs. Triple H: Winner gets to be with Stephanie.
Shoot Fight: Goldberg vs. William Regal
John Cena vs. UFC Lightweight Champion Frankie Edgar in a "Who has to overcome greater odds" match. (I'd say Spoiler: Cena wins, but Edgar is known for monumental upsets)
Great Khali vs. a bag of clay
Tag team warfare: Jay Leno and Karl Malone vs. Dennis Rodman and Conan O'Brien
New World Heavyweight Champion: Serena

Shadrick
04-16-2010, 02:47 AM
The Rock was white?

Half black half samoan. Never been straight up black WWE Champion

*crosses finger for Kofi*

Thunder Savage Go
04-16-2010, 03:00 AM
Undertaker vs Sting WM

tjmidnight420
04-16-2010, 03:07 AM
Bookers/ writing team that know what they're doing.