View Full Version : Questions we may never have answered...
Like: Where, exactly, is the Pit of Danger?
Down the street from Parts Unknown, I believe.
So that would be a block north of the bottomless pit?
Johnny McNasty
05-10-2010, 12:32 AM
Who was the ninja that attacked Raven?
The ninjas that kidnapped Samoa Joe?
The Show Off
05-10-2010, 12:40 AM
You can really only ask Batista because he walks alooooooone!
The Gold Standard
05-10-2010, 12:42 AM
Where is nowhere and why do moves keep coming from there?
Johnny McNasty
05-10-2010, 12:43 AM
No the ninja that jumped Raven a long time ago on an episode of Sunday Night Heat. Been waiting years to find out who it was.
Pretty sure the Black Ninja was Tori (Kane's ex-girlfriend)
jskinnyg
05-10-2010, 01:46 AM
Heh... Ninjas...
Johnny McNasty
05-10-2010, 02:04 AM
Tori? TORI? What a let down after all this time.
legendkillerRKO
05-10-2010, 02:09 AM
what happens to Sheamus if he exposed to sun light?
Tazz Dan
05-10-2010, 02:19 AM
Why can't I see John Cena?
Wishbone
05-10-2010, 03:49 AM
what happens to Sheamus if he exposed to sun light?
my theory is that he will either burst into flames like dracula or get all sparkly like the fag from twilight
Biggz
05-10-2010, 07:21 AM
my theory is that he will either burst into flames like dracula or get all sparkly like the fag from twilight
or sun will turn sheamus into the ultimate weapon and vince just isnt ready to let the world see that yet lol
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 08:00 AM
where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 08:38 AM
what happens to Sheamus if he exposed to sun light?
Millions will be blinded.
DAMN iNATOR
05-10-2010, 09:00 AM
where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
In her secret underground lair with Waldo. :shifty:
Cool King
05-10-2010, 09:02 AM
Why can't I see John Cena?
Because you're a lucky man.
tjmidnight420
05-10-2010, 09:03 AM
my theory is that he will get all sparkly like the fag from twilight
:y:
Spaff
05-10-2010, 09:39 AM
When was the greatest time in our sport.
Innovator
05-10-2010, 09:57 AM
my theory is that he will either burst into flames like dracula or get all sparkly like the fag from twilight
exposure to the yellow sun is the source of his powers
BigCrippyZ
05-10-2010, 10:38 AM
Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?
screech
05-10-2010, 10:43 AM
What does everybody want?
What does everybody want?
Head, duh.
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 10:48 AM
What does everybody want?
Steve Blackman for Raw GM
How do you survive a Steve Blackman attack?
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 10:53 AM
you don't
screech
05-10-2010, 10:53 AM
Head, duh.
It was never actually answered, though (in the song anyway).
Schlomey
05-10-2010, 11:06 AM
why and what happened to imposter taker.
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 11:08 AM
he was repackaged as Chainz from DOA
Schlomey
05-10-2010, 11:09 AM
jayman i meant kayfabe. but yeah. :D
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 11:10 AM
jayman i meant kayfabe. but yeah. :D
in that case he is locked in Paul Bearer's closet
Next Big Thing
05-10-2010, 11:21 AM
Can you dig it... sucka?
Did Macho Man touch Stephanie?
Will WWE ever have a black wrestler who doesn't have rap or stereotypical production as his theme music? Follow up: Is Michael Hayes more of a () than Mark Henry?
How many guys have violated the wellness policy merely due to wrestling Jeff Hardy prior to the test?
Why does Hornswoggle have a job?
BigCrippyZ
05-10-2010, 11:21 AM
I don't remember if they ever clarified this or if I've just forgotten, but why was Kane's face not burned when he was finally "unmasked"?
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 11:24 AM
What time exactly is Vader time?
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 11:25 AM
What?
What's up?
Next Big Thing
05-10-2010, 11:26 AM
I don't remember if they ever clarified this or if I've just forgotten, but why was Kane's face not burned when he was finally "unmasked"?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kane/69.jpg
I guess he heeled nicely once the mask came off and his wounds were exposed to air. :rofl:
screech
05-10-2010, 11:28 AM
According to Edge, the burns were "all in his head" or something like that.
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 11:29 AM
I don't remember if they ever clarified this or if I've just forgotten, but why was Kane's face not burned when he was finally "unmasked"?
It was all in his head.
Next Big Thing
05-10-2010, 11:44 AM
http://www.universalwwe.es/wp-content//mr-perfecto.jpg
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/uploads/1/bret.jpg
http://www.universalwwe.es/wp-content//1-2-3-kid.jpg
When did wrestlers stop rubbing Crisco in their hair before matches... And why did no one inform HHH of this... in the 20th or 21st century?
http://freepages.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~rberko1/Wrestling/WWF/Champs/World/050HHH.jpg
http://www.wwe-wrestling-tickets.com/superstars/triple-h.jpg
Tyler Killer
05-10-2010, 12:49 PM
Why did Xero try and blow up WWE Headquarters?
You have it wrong, I tried to have sex with Vince McMahon.
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 12:55 PM
You have it wrong, I tried to have sex with Vince McMahon.
how did that work out for ya fella?
Let's just say that the rumors of the size of his balls are greatly exaggerated.
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 01:02 PM
i also heard you walked in on him getting a 5 knuckle shuffle from Cena
Swiss Ultimate
05-10-2010, 01:06 PM
I could go for some grapefruit right about now.
i also heard you walked in on him getting a 5 knuckle shuffle from Cena
Actually, Al Snow was there presenting him with Head.
McLegend
05-10-2010, 01:12 PM
What was on the tape Jeff Jarrett had of Jackie Gayada?
This has bothered me for years now.
The Jayman
05-10-2010, 01:14 PM
Actually, Al Snow was there presenting him with Head.
It's what Vince wanted
The Blame Game
05-10-2010, 05:06 PM
What do they "Still Remember"? And who are they?
Who lifted the briefcase up?
Who betta than Kanyon?
What where they thinking when they made David Arquette WCW Champion?
DarKCentaur
05-10-2010, 05:42 PM
You know, getting back to the Kane thing, didn't DX unmask him once, and they were "shocked" at what they saw?
You know, getting back to the Kane thing, didn't DX unmask him once, and they were "shocked" at what they saw?
Yes. They could have been bullshitting, though. It's explainable in Kayfabe by them being dicks and furthering his mental pain.
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 06:01 PM
You know, getting back to the Kane thing, didn't DX unmask him once, and they were "shocked" at what they saw?
Continuity is for Trekkies.
Purgatory
05-10-2010, 06:11 PM
What about Raven?
The Blame Game
05-10-2010, 06:14 PM
Yes. They could have been bullshitting, though. It's explainable in Kayfabe by them being dicks and furthering his mental pain.
Or shocked that he wasn't burned? But confused might have been the better reaction for that situation.
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 06:14 PM
If John cena's untouchable, how is he forcing us to feel him?
Beth Phoenix Fan
05-10-2010, 07:01 PM
why sting, why?
Beth Phoenix Fan
05-10-2010, 07:03 PM
who was in undertaker's urn?
Beth Phoenix Fan
05-10-2010, 07:05 PM
What do they "Still Remember"? And who are they?
Who lifted the briefcase up?
Who betta than Kanyon?
What where they thinking when they made David Arquette WCW Champion?
Rip Kanyon :'(
who was in undertaker's urn?
Wasn't it his parents at first?
Though that doesn't make much sense after Kane chokeslammed him into their skeletons....
lol wrestling is so ridiculous. I read that sentence again.
Beth Phoenix Fan
05-10-2010, 07:06 PM
What about Raven?
he is awesome
The Kane backstory is probably one of the most ridiculous and convoluted of any in the history of wrestling.
The guy will never get a DVD cos of the many plotholes. Unless it's a tongue-in-cheek, retrospective of how they fucked it about so much.
He has a DVD.
And a novel based on his character.
Does he have a DVD!? What does it cover?
I know about the novel, but I forget, did they stick to what we were already told or deviate/fill the plot holes?
Volare
05-10-2010, 07:14 PM
Why does WWE use communist "foreign" objects when they can get american ones?
http://www.amazon.com/WWE-Twisted-Disturbed-Life-Kane/dp/B001FBJUXG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1273533215&sr=8-1
I haven't seen it but apparently there's no documentary. It's more like the Flair DVD, but with Kane in character, introducing the matches and explaining the storylines.
No idea about the novel, haven't read it. I assume it's bad, but I am curious about how they handle Katie Vick.
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 07:24 PM
The Kane backstory is probably one of the most ridiculous and convoluted of any in the history of wrestling.
The guy will never get a DVD cos of the many plotholes. Unless it's a tongue-in-cheek, retrospective of how they fucked it about so much.
He had a book, you know.
FourFifty
05-10-2010, 07:24 PM
The novel isn't too bad... well... yea, it sucks. Like, jesus christ it's the Ishtar of books. So flippin' generic.
http://www.amazon.com/WWE-Twisted-Disturbed-Life-Kane/dp/B001FBJUXG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1273533215&sr=8-1
I haven't seen it but apparently there's no documentary. It's more like the Flair DVD, but with Kane in character, introducing the matches and explaining the storylines.
No idea about the novel, haven't read it. I assume it's bad, but I am curious about how they handle Katie Vick.
OK. If that's the case my comment still stands. We got a DVD that avoids storylines to showcase the best matches from a guy that hasn't had that many great matches.
Kane Knight
05-10-2010, 10:09 PM
The novel isn't too bad... well... yea, it sucks. Like, jesus christ it's the Ishtar of books. So flippin' generic.
Never read it, but I do know it tries to reconcile shit evidently.
I'm not sure I could read it even as a novelty, honestly.
The Kane DVD was decent, though.
parkmania
05-10-2010, 11:13 PM
What's up?
Can you dig it, Sucka?
Who raised the briefcase?
Ermaximus
05-11-2010, 09:07 AM
How was Crash Holly over 400 pounds like he was always booked? Did he have metal internal organs that added weight to his small frame? Was he a machine? Were they just booking him as over 400 pounds because his scale weighed more than he did?
Jimmy Cones
05-11-2010, 09:21 AM
How do you survive a Steve Blackman attack?
Hide behind Mike Knox's beard?
The Jayman
05-11-2010, 11:16 AM
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Ermaximus
05-11-2010, 12:16 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar?
How is this wrestling related fella? Is Kofi selling us one? Perhaps Sheamus?
The Jayman
05-11-2010, 12:42 PM
How is this wrestling related fella? Is Kofi selling us one? Perhaps Sheamus?
perhaps
Evolution
05-11-2010, 02:18 PM
Any time DX asked us, were we ACTUALLY ready?
The Jayman
05-11-2010, 02:44 PM
Whatcha gonna do brother?
Savio
05-11-2010, 02:51 PM
WHAT?
Volare
05-11-2010, 03:05 PM
Can you really smell what The Rock is cookin?
parkmania
05-11-2010, 05:44 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the Toosie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
(And this relates to wrestling because I'm sure eventually this will be a Rookie Challenge on NXT.)
Lavel
05-11-2010, 06:28 PM
When the New Age Outlaws said "oh you didn't know" what didn't we know?
Providence Peep
05-11-2010, 11:23 PM
Did DX really want us to SUCK IT?
The Jayman
05-12-2010, 09:21 AM
who let the dogs out?
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