Offical RAW Thread for 05/17/10 - Two days before MAY 19th, we're COMMERCIAL FREE!

[Xero]

Sup?

(Yes, earlier than normal. Sue me.)

RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm suing you.

[Schlomey]

I'm down for the chat tonight fellas.

[Jeritron]

This is the 90s. We're gonna sue you

[thedamndest]

Do you love your daddy?

Damn straight!

[Jeritron]

Sam, the printer broke down again

[thedamndest]

Must be a bad connection.

[Droford]

I thought this was 3 hours..guess not.

[Jeritron]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5852/stepkids.png

[thedamndest]

Everybody watch Step Kids aka Big Girls Don't Cry...They Get Even until Raw starts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRJaDldklE

[thedamndest]

lol, just saw the scene you capped.

[Schlomey]

I <3 that movie when i was a kiddo

[Jeritron]

R.I.P New Line Cinema

[RKO'em]

I think I remember that movie...

[RKO'em]

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[thedamndest]

That trailer basically covered the first five minutes of the movie.

[Jeritron]

Keith Powers

[Jeritron]

I'm glad they used the trailer music for the opening credits

[Jeritron]

vintage tracking issues

[thedamndest]

They just dropped two "bullshits" in a PG movie. 1992.

[thedamndest]

Parental Guidance suggested for "bullshit."

[RKO'em]

Automatic tracking FTW

[parkmania]

Tonight's episode is reeking of failure to me - Commercial Free, Buzz Aldrin as a guest host with no power to do anything because Vickie G is gonna be back.

At least the replays will be called "Double Plays" in homage to the KFC sandwich :shifty:

[Xero]

Santino's gonna steal King's chicken.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Bret Hart will hopefully become 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time u.s champion tonight

also if that happens, it would be great to see natalya win both of the women's titles

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Santino's gonna steal King's chicken.

:lol: yeah, santino is desperate

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Parental Guidance suggested for "bullshit."

:rofl:

[parkmania]

Parental Guidance suggested for "bullshit."

In that case, every episode of Raw for the past several years has definitely qualified for the rating.

[Schlomey]

just like last week when it actually happened...NOBODY comments on the wonderful meat loaf video that was just posted in this thread. Your all making me a sad panda.

[Schlomey]

fuck you i'll destroy you all in the chat tonight...

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

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:rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[The Gold Standard]

That segment was terrible but great all at the same time

[Schlomey]

Beth Phoenix Fan knows his/her role.

[Xero]

How I Got My Stroke Back

That would be a really bad book title unless they're a repeat stroke victim. Or possibly a porn star.

[VSG]

How I Got My Stroke Back

That would be a really bad book title unless they're a repeat stroke victim. Or possibly a porn star.

Or a swimmer :shifty:

[Corndad]

I am picturing a pop like we haven't heard for a while when Bret's music hits tonight. That and the next step for the Orton-Edge feud is what peaks my interest for this evening.

[Innovator]

I hope someone gets his fucking head kicked in

[The Chris Rosa]

Any chance of a Danielson appearance?

[RawRocks]

Commercial Free Raw is here!

[Poit]

I hope someone gets his fucking head kicked in

[The Gold Standard]

What a way to kick things off

[ClockShot]

What? No Vernon Wells jersey?

Evening folks.

[parkmania]

Wow, Bret Hart with the cheap pop.

[The Gold Standard]

HE SAID WWF!

[The Gold Standard]

Cheap shot at TNA?

[Londoner]

HAHA I thought he said wwf there, amazed they managed to censor it.

[The Gold Standard]

Two of the Greatest Wrestlers of all time

[Innovator]

Canada is about to implode

[parkmania]

Why, Bret, Why???

[The Franchise]

Finally a crowd that isn't grade a moose piss

[parkmania]

Bret's trying to keep from smiling at the awesomeness of Jericho's promo.

[parkmania]

So there's Bret's way to win the title without actually wrestling.

[Londoner]

Totally can't see a Jericho run in in Brets match....

[LuigiD]

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"
bahahaha nice Bret..nice..

[Londoner]

Commercial free? didn't know that. :D

[parkmania]

Also totally can't see a Bryan Danielson run in.

[Londoner]

Except in canada hahaha

[KIRA]

I hope to god orton picked Christian

[ClockShot]

Yeah, uh.........I'd rather have commercials. Thanks.

[parkmania]

Horrible Geico commercial ripoff.

[RawRocks]

LOL Golden WWE Shop promo!

[Johnny Vegas]

lol

[Londoner]

Yeah, uh.........I'd rather have commercials. Thanks.

That was abit crap eh

[The Gold Standard]

Wow...Monday Night Canada

[The Chris Rosa]

Jesus, is that thing on Runjuns face malignant?



Edge!

[KIRA]

yes

[Poit]

I hope to god orton picked Christian

:y:

[Londoner]

wooooooooooooo

[RawRocks]

Christian vs Edge.. whoa

[Loose Cannon]

WTF.

[The Gold Standard]

CHRISTIAN V EDGE!!!

[ClockShot]

Christian. Surprise, surprise. :roll:

[dronepool]

Yes!

[Londoner]

So glad i decided to watch now.

[Loose Cannon]

please be a DQ or No contest

[parkmania]

E & C!

[chieflikeanindian]

NICE

[MoFo]

BIG MATCH

[Shadrick]

I MARKED. HARD.

[Innovator]

This is awesome

[Corndad]

This shit just got real hahaha Nice

[parkmania]

I know it's a good IWC choice, but kayfabe, why Christian instead of Kane, Undertaker, Big Show, Mark Henry?

[treyace]

oh my god its christian against edge wow
lol

[RawRocks]

Here is to hoping this match lasts about an hour :D

[Londoner]

No commercials= chance to enjoy matches on raw for once without breaks. :cool:

[lort]

I don't like the fact E&C aren't kayfabe brothers anymore.

[mike adamle]

Christian's mouth is getting busted open a lot lately.

[parkmania]

Orton vs DiBiase or CAWdy?

[TheFallenOneX]

Orton vs Batista

[teamXtremist]

Orton vs DiBiase or CAWdy?


maybe hhh??!

[chieflikeanindian]

Lol nice one king

[Poit]

Orton vs Batista

[TheFallenOneX]

Rules of any "pick your opponet Match"
Heel gets midcarder
Face gets biggest main event heel not featured in their fued

[teamXtremist]

we want a spear

[legendkillerRKO]

orton-punk! if there is a god! lol

[teamXtremist]

goodnight irene

[dronepool]

That wasn't a bad match, for RAW.

[ClockShot]

Sweet match.

[The Gold Standard]

What a match

[TheFallenOneX]

:y:orton-punk! if there is a god! lol

[treyace]

wow edge won
i didnt see that coming
and on that note im turning this bs off

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Great match, especially for Raw.

[teamXtremist]

after jericho hart very good opening match on raw

[Londoner]

oh nice twist

[parkmania]

LOL - Edge got swerved!

[TheFallenOneX]

WOW

[teamXtremist]

wtf no way

[legendkillerRKO]

oh shit!

[MoFo]

lol wut

[The Gold Standard]

TAKER!!!

[Poit]

Awesome.

[KIRA]

WTF!!!!

YES!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Damn, WWE is going all out for this Raw, aren't they?

[RawRocks]

nice swerve

[Poit]

Taker's entrance = bathroom break

[The Gold Standard]

I have marked out so much for this Raw

[teamXtremist]

its official orton gets hhh tonight

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Funny.

[teamXtremist]

Taker's entrance = bathroom break

that and a smoke before he steps in that ring lol

[legendkillerRKO]

Rules of any "pick your opponet Match"
Heel gets THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!
Face gets biggest main event heel not featured in their fued


lol fixed!

and no cole this isnt the first time since Mania....he wrestled Swagger during the Volcano Raw....IDIOT

[chieflikeanindian]

What the hell is going on tonight? I'm freaking out man

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Awesome swerve.</font>

[RawRocks]

Edge vs Christian and Undertaker

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>A "rare" Monday Night Raw appearance. Riiiiiiight.</font>

[Corndad]

Oh shit

[teamXtremist]

this should be quick run edge lol

[parkmania]

its official orton gets hhh tonight


And after THAT match, Vickie G comes out and makes Orton vs Batista.

[Londoner]

<font color=goldenrod>A "rare" Monday Night Raw appearance. Riiiiiiight.</font>

pretty sure ive heard him say that like around 20 times these past few months.

[RawRocks]

Randy Orton is a beast. Undertaker has the best entrance ever. No commercials. I'm down. Edge I'm sorry for you.

[Londoner]

count out :D classic edge!

[teamXtremist]

obvious no match for taker booooooo

[Londoner]

oops i meant vintage

[teamXtremist]

choke slam booyah

[Corndad]

Damn

[Corndad]

Still marked out like a 12 year old there though.

[The Gold Standard]

Upset on how that ended, but that was awesome

[The Gold Standard]

Still marked out like a 12 year old there though.

[TheFallenOneX]

Orton vs Batista, after orton wins, Edge will come out say his poison is himself and spear orton

[ClockShot]

Oh goody. A Cena video to pass the time.

[RawRocks]

The duct tape is still freaking genius.

[MoFo]

Show the WWE Shop ad again FFS

[Corndad]

so far the lead in for Over the Edge has been better then the pre-Mania Raw.

[parkmania]

So, Canada is in commercials now?

[Londoner]

and trish aswell now, only a cover photo, but anyways...

[Corndad]

oh shit if we get a Trish match tonight too

[teamXtremist]

i dream of fucking maryse

[parkmania]

Catfight! CATFIGHT!

[TheFallenOneX]

EXCUSE ME!!!!

[ClockShot]

Didn't think Maryse would be a girl who got inked.

[teamXtremist]

damn lipo did vicki good

[legendkillerRKO]

lol @ Cougar necklace!

[Londoner]

he said wwf too :shifty:

[Corndad]

Its WWE Buzz.

[Poit]

Haha, "WWF, uh, E".

[The Chris Rosa]

Let's just change it back already.

[parkmania]

What's my line again? WW Who?

[MoFo]

fuck up fest

[jerichoholicninja]

Two F-bombs in one night.

[teamXtremist]

cougar necklace on vicki rotflmao

[teamXtremist]

he did say wwf damn old man

[legendkillerRKO]

lol BELLA BOUNCERS!

[Londoner]

love how there's been two wwf fuck ups in one show so early on.

[parkmania]

New GM next week? Let the speculation begin.

[KIRA]

good lord the bella twins can be creepy

[Londoner]

New GM next week? Let the speculation begin.

HBK

[The Gold Standard]

Haha, "WWF, uh, E".

HAHA

[RawRocks]

Dear Batista, retire already.

[TheFallenOneX]

face mark henry gets beat up alot more than heel mark henry

[legendkillerRKO]

Rings of Sat....er...Batista!

[ClockShot]

Mizark gonna fight injured. This should be quick.

[teamXtremist]

damn batista just killed mark henry

[Savio]

taped ribs fixes everything.

[parkmania]

Reaaly thought the World's Fattest Man was gonna take a few weeks off to sell last week's stretch.

[legendkillerRKO]

Is this bizarroworld? Cheer Heels, Boo faces

pretty sure Taker outpopped Edge so no

[MoFo]

Is this bizarroworld? Cheer Heels, Boo faces




Fucking hate it when that happens

[parkmania]

Is this bizarroworld? Cheer Heels, Boo faces

Yes. Welcome to Canada.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol Batista is just awesome

[legendkillerRKO]

Yes. Welcome to Canada.

good maybe Cena will get bood out of the building!

[parkmania]

Did Bats just make a Kool-Aid joke?

[teamXtremist]

hooooooooooooooooooo hacksaw jim duggan would be proud

[RawRocks]

that 2x4 didnt even hit the shoulder.. please.

[AliG]

lol @ Batista's Kool-aid comment to Henry

[teamXtremist]

thats a sic shirt king is sporting

[legendkillerRKO]

really want Danielson to be involved in this Brett-Miz angle but its WWE so I will probably be disappointed

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwww. The fuck up that changed everything.

[teamXtremist]

bitch slap

[legendkillerRKO]

so now i hate R Truth even more

[teamXtremist]

priceless

[RawRocks]

MasterCard rip off

[ClockShot]

Ted needs new music. STAT!

[legendkillerRKO]

I POP FOR VIRGIL!

[teamXtremist]

gtfo virgil

[RawRocks]

VIRGIL!

[parkmania]

MIKE JONES!!!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

VIRGIL!

[muffalufagus]

LOL VIRGIL

[ClockShot]

VIRGIL!

OH SHIT!

[Nark Order]

LOL HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHA

[The Chris Rosa]

That's not Virgil. That's Vince.




>_>

[legendkillerRKO]

where are the candy cane pants Virgil!?

[Innovator]

VIRGIL!

[Londoner]

WHAT A RAW

[parkmania]

So, does Teddy tear Virgil up one side and down the other as an old fart?

[Corndad]

FUCKIN VIRGIL!!

[KIRA]

they dug up virgil lol

[teamXtremist]

jobber time

[ClockShot]

Yoshi's gonna get squashed.

[legendkillerRKO]

look there is only one good Yoshi and thats in a video game...i cant stand this guy!

[teamXtremist]

they dug up virgil lol

no shit teddy jr is taking right where his dad left off

[KIRA]

Virgil getting a chant

:rofl:

[Johnny Vegas]

Dude, that promo should've been a "pro-dibiase". I would like to see promos like that

[legendkillerRKO]

Virgil was the...i dunno how to put it...slave....um i mean man servant!

[teamXtremist]

man servant way to go king he was a butler shit

[parkmania]

"I never heard any complaints from Virgil"

Except for that time where Piper got involved...

[parkmania]

Where's Virgil's sequined top that looked like a vest?

[legendkillerRKO]

GO TED!

[Corndad]

please stuff a dollar bill in his mouth please

[teamXtremist]

virgil turns on teddy and gets r-truth over at no limit??

[MoFo]

Virgil looks pissed

[ClockShot]

VIRGIL GOT A MIC!

[Londoner]

Did Dibiase mess up then?

[teamXtremist]

please stuff a dollar bill in his mouth please

that would be sic

[parkmania]

Virgil turn upcoming?

[teamXtremist]

Virgil turn upcoming?

looks that way only way truth gets over at ppv

[TheFallenOneX]

"If I can't buy it I'll beat it" sounds like someone who can't find himself a girl

[legendkillerRKO]

"If I cant buy it I'll beat it"

Thats a good motto to use with the women!

[KIRA]

Vincent is a life long stooge/houseboy

[Corndad]

Well all Virgil's students in Pittsburgh get a day off tommrrow at least lol

[legendkillerRKO]

You're gonna get your fuckin' head kicked in!!

[The Gold Standard]

I love The Miz.

[teamXtremist]

awesome!!!

[Londoner]

good to know miz, eh

[teamXtremist]

miz about to get fucking over on bret

[KIRA]

that accent was more Bronx NY Canadian than Canadian

[teamXtremist]

no dq this should be fun

[Corndad]

The way this night is going being awesome and all we might have that Danielson run in at some point.

[parkmania]

How many run ins? I'll put the over/under at 3.

[ClockShot]

Think Bret will ever put on the tights again?

[glanville6]

Well all Virgil's students in Pittsburgh get a day off tommrrow at least lol

Semester is probably over.

I can't imagine a wrestler as a math teacher though haha

[teamXtremist]

wow 2010 and im watching bret hart go for the us gold

[RawRocks]

Raw should be commercial free every week

[parkmania]

Semester is probably over.


Not quite yet - another week or so because of snow days.

[teamXtremist]

i must break u

[ClockShot]

The Hart Dynasty got whacked?

[legendkillerRKO]

we want Brian! *clap clap clap clap clap*

[parkmania]

Regal pulling a Tommy Dreamer and wearing the t-shirt advertizing the next ppv.

[Londoner]

BAH GAWD ITS JERICHO, FOR GAWD SAKES

[teamXtremist]

Regal pulling a Tommy Dreamer and wearing the t-shirt advertizing the next ppv.

mr generic

[Innovator]

CMON DANIELSON

[Londoner]

NOT THIS WAY MIZ, NOT THIS WAY