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The Pope
06-10-2010, 04:37 PM
Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon showed up at WWE’s television tapings this past week with two black eyes and a cut over one eye that went to his forehead.

Nobody seemed to know what happened. Everyone was talking about it privately, but as you can imagine, nobody wanted to be overheard speculating about how Vince got so banged up.

Vince never addressed the situation publicly and if he did tell anybody what happened – they’re not talking about it.

Our source says it looked like Vince got into a fight or car accident. Most figured he was in an accident, because if it were a fight, it would be hard to keep that quiet.

This is what really happened:
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BillyBonez
06-10-2010, 04:38 PM
Maybe he just slipped and fell and is too embarassed to say that he did. I mean, the guy is in good shape sure but he is mad old...
Kane Knight
06-10-2010, 04:39 PM
Linda turned heel.
Krimzon7
06-10-2010, 04:39 PM
Maybe he just slipped and fell and is too embarassed to say that he did. I mean, the guy is in good shape sure but he is mad old...



So Linda Kicked his ass? :lol:

Two black eyes and a gash across his forehead?
Londoner
06-10-2010, 04:45 PM
Those damn nxt rookies. :mad:
Xero
06-10-2010, 04:45 PM
It was a "motorcycle accident".
Volare
06-10-2010, 04:54 PM
Linda turned heel.

Linda is behind NXT Sea 1 going nuts, she must've unleashed them on Vince.
Emperor Smeat
06-10-2010, 05:10 PM
Those damn nxt rookies. :mad:

Looks like there is a new Higher Power controlling the rookies. 1st they invaded RAW, then FCW, and now beat up Mr McMahon.

I still say Jericho is somehow involved in all of this.
Loose Cannon
06-10-2010, 05:20 PM
nope, it's fucking Muhammad Hassan

pissed off about his quick end.
McLegend
06-10-2010, 05:21 PM
The return of Nailz
Perry Saturn
06-10-2010, 05:33 PM
1 to many Stone Cold Stunners
Kane Knight
06-10-2010, 05:36 PM
It's Edge! Truly, the ultimate opportunist!
Lock Jaw
06-10-2010, 05:38 PM
He fell down the stairs.

And then ran into a door.
Razzamajazz
06-10-2010, 07:30 PM
uhhhh, he got hit by a softball? yeah....that's it
parkmania
06-10-2010, 08:26 PM
This would have never happened if he had one of these.
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Kane Knight
06-10-2010, 08:53 PM
He fell down the stairs.

And then ran into a door.

All because he was trying to escape the icy stare of Steve Blackman.
thecc
06-10-2010, 11:41 PM
Did Danielson kick his fucking head in?
DAMN iNATOR
06-11-2010, 01:08 AM
Maybe he had a run-in with Macaulay Caulkin...:shifty:
RVDmark
06-11-2010, 06:58 AM
Linda turned heel.

Sometimes you write "lol" just to signify something was funny. In this case when I say lol, I truly did lol.
Corporate CockSnogger
06-11-2010, 07:03 AM
Aurora Rose Levesque got pissed she isn't already Women's champ.
MrSpikeLee
06-11-2010, 09:09 AM
*Vince and Linda are in bed together when Vince
suddenly comes up with a new storyline*

Vince: I've got it

Linda: Got what?

*Vince puts on some make up to make him look beaten up*

Vince: A divorce
The Pope
06-11-2010, 11:45 AM
The Undertaker caught up eventually:
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