Offical RAW Thread for 06/28/10 - WHO WAS IN THE LIMO!?

[Xero]

Sup?

RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[The Show Off]

Why do you have that second picture in your sig Xero?

[Xero]

The "Wind The Frog" sign, held by Hornicane.

And the back of GS' head.

[Cool King]

WWE angles involving limos just make me think of....

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9040/limoexplosion.gif

[VSG]

Apparently NXT season 1 and 2 are backstage. Also, Eric Bischoff was in the limo :shifty:

[Providence Peep]

I'd say it was "Canada's Greatest Athlete"

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slideshows/310/slideshow_31068/display_image.jpg

"Iron" Mike Sharpe

[addy2hotty]

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mysteriouslimodriver.jpg

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Vincent Kennedy McMahon!!! That is who destroyed Bret Hart and broke him in half BahGawd!

[Jeritron]

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[Corndad]

Excited to see next step of the NXT storyline tonight. Also have any matches been announced?

[ministrychick77]

the limo driver was carmen electra...

[Lock Jaw]

Preparing my e-mails for tonight's show. You're not going to want to miss my shocking announcements this week.

[Xero]

Mr. Blackman. Paging Mr. Blackman...

[Lock Jaw]

It's tough, cause I have to make sure to space out my words enough so that












Michael Cole







Will read them








Out loud









In dramatic fashion.









It's time consuming.

[Xero]

Make him say something stupid.

Wait, he does that every minute.

[VSG]

Have him wrestle Hornswoggle in a Texas Tie-rope match.

[Droford]

My guess was that the Limo was the NXT Limo.

Remember they were demanding first class accommodations before they got fired...

[Xero]

My guess was that the Limo was the NXT Limo.

Remember they were demanding first class accommodations before they got fired...

Yeah, true. I figure it was the NXT Limo, but in wrestling, you can never tell. It could have been the GM's.

[ministrychick77]

have him wrestle the nxt guys in a handicap match... no DQ. that would be funny.

or, make him wear a shock collar and shock him everytime he says "vintage"

[Xero]

have him wrestle the nxt guys in a handicap match... no DQ. that would be funny.

or, make him wear a shock collar and shock him everytime he <s>says "vintage"</s> opens his mouth

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Kinda think tonight's show needs to end with the Raw locker room on top or something, or at least not a big beatdown. Having the NXT guys wrecking shit for a 4th week in a row might be a bit much.

I'd put them in a match or something. Figure these guys are under contract now, they have to wrestle at some point.

Looking forward to seeing what's in store.</font>

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Who was in the limo?

So, Rob Zombie is hosting. What are the odds Edge comes out to "Never gonna stop"?

[Krimzon7]

We'll be needing a link to this

[Xero]

Yeah. Who was in the limo?

So, Rob Zombie is hosting. What are the odds Edge comes out to "Never gonna stop"?

Oh God I'd mark for that.

[RawRocks]

The Limo could be Shane MacMahon for all we know.. it'd be funny if he was the one behind all of this NXT angle. The second question is.. who is the idiot GM on MSN Messenger?

[Krimzon7]

Link??? Puh LEEZ?!?!?!

[ClockShot]

The Limo could be Shane MacMahon for all we know.. it'd be funny if he was the one behind all of this NXT angle. The second question is.. who is the idiot GM on MSN Messenger?

We've determined it was Skynet last week.

Just roll with it for now.

[VSG]

Is it 15 mins late tonight?

[RawRocks]

They are now NEXUS!

[VSG]

Never mind, Fella in the house.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The name "Nexus" has grown on me.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL the champ is here</font>

[Krimzon7]

Link for Rep

[Poit]

The champ is here, fella!

[ClockShot]

The name "Nexus" has grown on me.

Bad thing about is we can think about 10 other uses for the name somewhere in pop culture or when we were growing up.

[Poit]

Does the average American even know what a queue is?

[Johnny Vegas]

lol human jar of mayonaise

[jerichoholicninja]

Did anyone else bust out laughing when Shaemus said "my gold"?

[Razzamajazz]

the WoW playing population does :shifty:

[teamXtremist]

the real champ is here

[Krimzon7]

I WISH THE GODDAM LINK WAS HERE!

[Poit]

the WoW playing population does :shifty:

Touche.

[ClockShot]

SKYNET!

[teamXtremist]

lol sheamus would so leave cena

[Poit]

Huge boos for Cole :lol:

[RawRocks]

Theres that stooopid MSN Messenger sound

[teamXtremist]

lol theres a podium

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooh. No touching rule in effect. Scary.

[VSG]

So "They" will be terminated, not their contracts. We got a barbarian on our hand, guys.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ the podium</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

I liked how Cole made everyone aware that he got an email like it was special or because he rarely gets email.

Normally when I get an email its either people trying to sell stuff, stuff to make your dick bigger, or the occasional good non-spam email.

[Providence Peep]

Cole is the GM.
And doesn't he look like the guy from Lost?

[Testicle]

I love Micheal Cole. So much heat.

[teamXtremist]

do do do fuckin gay

[RawRocks]

This going to get annoying really quick

[Krimzon7]

Cole should be the GM.

[teamXtremist]

the worlds biggest jobber mark henry

[Johnny Vegas]

I would've been awesome if Michael Cole said that the email said "no."

[VSG]

Warcraft reference :lol:

[Poit]

My life is being ruined by the internet! :lol:

[teamXtremist]

cena u are whack

[jerichoholicninja]

I hate Cena so much right now. That outburst was embarrassing to watch.

[Juan]

Jesus, Cena. Stop it. .

[Krimzon7]

WOW Diss! Mohawk Grenade! no body in the WWE universe knows about House Party

[VSG]

Candy what??

[Rev. Hallowell]

Candypants964@gmail.org :rofl:

[McLegend]

The gayness meter on Cena has been turned up by like 5000 tonight.

[Krimzon7]

Dumbass, we've seen like 7 MITB matches ASSCOLE. We don't need you to run down the fucking rules

[VSG]

Nice dramatic reading there, Cole!

[ClockShot]

Hey, a cage.

[VSG]

Candypants964@gmail.com :rofl:

Thought it was gmail.org?

Oh shit, that MitB cage match rumour is true! One of the cheesiest intro's of Raw ever, and we still got Rob Zombie to go.

[Rev. Hallowell]

I didn't hear what he said after gmail, or if he said anything.

[Krimzon7]

The gayness meter on Cena has been turned up by like 5000 tonight.

Careful with that...you don't want to offend anyone tossing around the G word...haven't you seen the PSA's?

The gayness lever for Cena was turned to the max and broken about 6 years ago

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>On my HDTV I was able to notice that Cole's screen never changed throughout the various e-mails</font> :shifty: :o

[ClockShot]

So when does Orton get a crack at the title?

[LoDownM]

he said .org

[RawRocks]

<font color=goldenrod>On my HDTV I was able to notice that Cole's screen never changed throughout the various e-mails</font> :shifty: :o

i noticed that too :n:

[Rev. Hallowell]

he said .org

I went and fixed it then.

[blak23]

anyone got a stream

[Rev. Hallowell]

Shouldn't it be I.M, not E-Mail? I never get a beep when I get e-mail.

[Krimzon7]

anyone got a stream

If I had a link, and I were to share it, I'd put it on your rep...

[treyace]

what a waste of a good segment

[Rev. Hallowell]

Natalya Hallowell!

[teamXtremist]

marking out for heart dynasty

[ClockShot]

Hart Dynasty vs. Usos can only go for so long before it gets boring.

*sigh*

[teamXtremist]

Hart Dynasty vs. Usos can only go for so long before it gets boring.

*sigh*

for real bit what other fucking teams r there

[Krimzon7]

I made those tights in SVR 2007!

[teamXtremist]

sssssuuuuuuuper fly

[Rev. Hallowell]

My future wife got owned :'(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Just give them their title match and get this shitty feud over with</font>

[teamXtremist]

dont know why but i dig the usos they have the look for sure

[parkmania]

Tired of the before the bell beatdowns in this fued. I guess that it's true that the Uso's are still very green.

[teamXtremist]

my groins fucked whats upppppppppp

[RatedGSuperstar]

THEY DID IT FOR THE ROCK!

[Krimzon7]

He makes me miss Booker T

[Krimzon7]

And what the fuck is up with them making R Truth make fucking ZOO references??? We know hes a coon, don't make him make those watermelon eating statements!

LOL, just kidding. Seriously, hate that fucking guy

[RawRocks]

This anonymous GM is only .. two, three weeks old.. and I am already sick of it.

[Razzamajazz]

1 week

[teamXtremist]

And what the fuck is up with them making R Truth make fucking ZOO references??? We know hes a coon, don't make him make those watermelon eating statements!

LOL, just kidding. Seriously, hate that fucking guy

hes the zoo keeper whats uppppppppppppp

[blak23]

bad segment by truth

[Rev. Hallowell]

Kozlov doing "Moscow" Dance...:lol:

[teamXtremist]

i must break uhttp://evanmorgenstern.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ivan_drago.jpg or dance on your grave

[Rev. Hallowell]

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[RawRocks]

who is the short ass ref.. never seen him before

[teamXtremist]

and there folks are the future tag team champions well maybe

[blak23]

i like wen wrestlers take finishers from video games

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Is Kozlov heel again? WTF</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Is Kozlov heel again? WTF</font>

<font color=goldenrod>NVM, spoke too soon.</font> :o

[ClockShot]

Awwwwww. Now they're buddies.

[teamXtremist]

wheres khalis skinny brother cottonwood

[Krimzon7]

It's Khali and Aziz Ansari!

[ClockShot]

Does Khali even have a clue about the Nexus storyline?

[Rev. Hallowell]

Manager heel turn

[teamXtremist]

wtf was that all about you dont make khali look stupid

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ranjin heel turn??</font>

[Poit]

... Ranjin Singh heel turn?

[parkmania]

Well, THAT was interesting...

[RawRocks]

what the fuck was that

[blak23]

so ranjin singh is about to wrestle

[treyace]

wow heel turn
:roll:

[RatedGSuperstar]

lol, Ranjin Singh heel turn. This'll end well.

Khali should join up with Santino and Kozlov and reform the Oddities or something.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Wasn't it revealed during the whole Kane/Khali storyline that Ranjin was Khali's little brother? Wonder if that gets mentioned and/or remembered on commentary if this leads to anything</font> :o

[parkmania]

I guess Khali's finally going to get to go home to India for a while once Nexus gives him a beatdown.

[Krimzon7]

WWE bad Boy, AKA WWE HEARTTHROB Runjin Singh has dumped Khali to pursue his career managing a Dicks Sporting Goods. He released this statement: I am leaving Khali for my very own DICKS. It's a dream cum true, and I can't wait to have the Biggest Dicks around'.

Google that shit.

[parkmania]

<font color=goldenrod>Wasn't it revealed during the whole Kane/Khali storyline that Ranjin was Khali's little brother? Wonder if that gets mentioned and/or remembered on commentary if this leads to anything</font> :o

IIRC, that was a Smackdown storyline, which means nothing for Raw storylines.

[DeathValleyBarry]

Well..... that just sucks. Those two made a great pairing.

[Cool King]

Maybe we'll see Khali speaking english soon?

[teamXtremist]

just end the guest hosts allready

[Rev. Hallowell]

I'd like to see Edge wrestle tonight and Zombie do "Never gonna stop" live for it.

[teamXtremist]

I'd like to see Edge wrestle tonight and Zombie do "Never gonna stop" live for it.

fucking awesome

[parkmania]

Wow, Rob showered for tonight.

[Juan]

cue Chris Jericho

[blak23]

only he knows

[Krimzon7]

If Rob Zombie is hosting, then they should get Aldous Fucking Snow to do a show! Holy shit! that would own all. Infant Sorrow is better than half the bands around today!

[teamXtremist]

evan borune nice

[RatedGSuperstar]

Would've preferred qualifying matches for this, but it'd be too much to ask for wrestling matches on Raw.

[treyace]

you know who's not gonna win
john morrison
sad

[ClockShot]

Morrison and Bourne are the spot monkeys for that match.

[blak23]

i just marked out

[parkmania]

Wait, was that all 8???

[teamXtremist]

blah blah blah we know edge

[teamXtremist]

and the proverbial flash back

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL that was all Zombie was there for?</font>

[ClockShot]

'05. Seems like a lifetime ago.

[teamXtremist]

'05. Seems like a lifetime ago.

this jesus benoit was in that shot i think

[teamXtremist]

the coach is back da da da da da da

[glanville6]

Yes. The voice of Coach and Styles heard again on RAW. I miss that team, with King.

[parkmania]

Back when the spinner belt actually spun.

[Krimzon7]

you know who's not gonna win
john morrison
sad

Yes it IS sad. He's the one who could benefit the most from the win.

[DeathValleyBarry]

Yep.... that did look like Benoit.... editing error?

[ClockShot]

Yeah, Orton's turn to come out on top tonight.

[blak23]

so this is just a mitb for main eventers

[Krimzon7]

I'm sick of this goddamn instant message already,.

[RatedGSuperstar]

lol, the E-mail GM has X-Pac heat already.

[McLegend]

That email alert is so fuckin annoying.

[parkmania]

Outside of Orton, the faces are outgunned.

[Johnny Vegas]

mega match!

[ClockShot]

Outside of Orton, the faces are outgunned.

Beat me to it.

[treyace]

wow thats a fair match :nono:

[DeathValleyBarry]

I want to see an RKO or two. Make my night Randy!

[Krimzon7]

Outside of Orton, the faces are outgunned.
but they won't get outworked. And they have to carry Cena!

[RawRocks]

Dear WWE,
End this anonymous GM MSN IM bullshit... this is about to be the biggest turn off in the history of the WWE.

[parkmania]

but they won't get outworked. And they have to carry Cena!

Speaking of SuperJohn, what's he gonna do tonight? Not in the main event, not facing Sheamus...

[Savio]

That's all rob zombie is doing for tonight? announcing the participants?

[Krimzon7]

they had to balance out this awesome Nexus storyline...with this bullshit GM shit.

[Juan]

Really? After all the ridiculous shit that has happened on Raw over the years, THIS is the biggest turn off in WWE history?

[RawRocks]

Really? After all the ridiculous shit that has happened on Raw over the years, THIS is the biggest turn off in WWE history?

I said that alright! :mad:

[parkmania]

The GM-mail wouldn't be so horrible if Cole didn't preface each one with "I have just received an email from the Raw General Manager"

[Krimzon7]

That's all rob zombie is doing for tonight? announcing the participants?

Everyone called for the end of the Guest Host...They're phasing out the last booked Stars, and bringing in the new GM. The best the pundits could come up with is a clear podium and a prop laptop.

[Juan]

lol jobber entrance

[teamXtremist]

and then beaker grew up

[RatedGSuperstar]

Mark Henry sucks sweaty balls, but that theme is still kick ass.

[teamXtremist]

jar of mayonnaise clap clap clap clap clap

[teamXtremist]

and thats it

[Providence Peep]

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/files/legacy/2008/04/michael-emerson-lost-marriage-troubles.JPG

Michael Emerson

http://smackdown.neoseeker.com/w/i/smackdown/1/1b/MichaelCole.jpg

Michael Cole

See a resemblance?

[Krimzon7]

that was a good looking boot

[ClockShot]

No. Ben Linus is one of the most cold and calculating motherfuckers to come across TV in a long time.

Michael Cole lacks these atributes.

[blak23]

The attacks by Nexus were the best thing to happen in months. So why not keep the ball rolling? This is like watching WCW's crappy booking all over again.

Btw:

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/files/legacy/2008/04/michael-emerson-lost-marriage-troubles.JPG

Michael Emerson

http://smackdown.neoseeker.com/w/i/smackdown/1/1b/MichaelCole.jpg

Michael Cole

See a resemblance?

no

[teamXtremist]

lol roid rage

[teamXtremist]

lol@mega match

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Nexus are such dicks</font> :love:

[Krimzon7]

good Dr. Evil Laugh!

[blak23]

tarver is a good mouth piece

[teamXtremist]

tarver is a good mouth piece

intimidating as fuck i mean shit he got 2 feed his 5 kids

[parkmania]

Knew Nexus were gonna take out a cameraman, sound guy, interviewer, announcer... somrthing like that.

[DaVe]

The Nexus are such dicks

lol yeah

[Providence Peep]

No. Ben Linus is one of the most cold and calculating motherfuckers to come across TV in a long time.

Michael Cole lacks these atributes.

Just wait until Cole is revealed as the GM.

[blak23]

to bad they will never push him

[teamXtremist]

gotta vote for nxt tomorrow hennig time baby
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/j/joehennig/01.jpg

[ClockShot]

BOAT!!!!!!!

[VSG]

Got too many "Dragons" around.

[teamXtremist]

steamboat can still go today

[parkmania]

The headdress and wings were the stuff!

[Johnny Vegas]

Would've been awesome if he would've came out to the Chicago Bulls theme like he once had :y:

[Krimzon7]

ROTFL at the quick Telemundo video snippet!

[teamXtremist]

theres a guy who knew when to walk away

[RatedGSuperstar]

That Steamboat DVD looks cool as shit.

[Krimzon7]

The headdress and wings were the stuff!


Nexus Beatdown?

[blak23]

much respect for steamboat

[parkmania]

Nexus attack Steamboat?

[Providence Peep]

They're all gonna attack him!

[ClockShot]

Whoooooooa. Look at Freebird's hair!

[teamXtremist]

Nexus attack Steamboat?

i fucking hope not but they could decimate the old guys

[jerichoholicninja]

Because he never sees these guys. Only like every day.

[VSG]

Horseman!

[Rev. Hallowell]

gotta vote for nxt tomorrow hennig time baby
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/j/joehennig/01.jpg

Why do you have a picture of Michael McGillicutty?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Would mark out if Nexus takes out these guys</font>

[AliG]

I smell a Nexus attack.

[teamXtremist]

Why do you have a picture of Michael McGillicutty?

because he rocks lol

[parkmania]

Deano Machino! Where's Jericho?

[RatedGSuperstar]

I'd mark out for Jericho right now, but Nexus seems likely. He's not a Raw superstar, after all.

[teamXtremist]

now theres a racist

[ClockShot]

Malenko retired with alot left in the tank.

My 2 cents.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Vintage Buzz Aldrin!

[VSG]

Jericho should come out and introduce his new set of 1001 holds.

[blak23]

is melenko gonna be a hofer

[Krimzon7]

I AM FUCKING MARKING LIKE A SUMBITCH. ARN JUST GAVE ME CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE

[Rev. Hallowell]

Jericho should come out and introduce his new set of 1001 holds.

ARMBAR!

[VSG]

Woooo chants :(

[teamXtremist]

I AM FUCKING MARKING LIKE A SUMBITCH. ARN JUST GAVE ME CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE

i loved arn anderson remember wrestling with his figure as a kid

[RawRocks]

Great segment!

[Rev. Hallowell]

Here comes the nWo...

[teamXtremist]

fuck here we go

[VSG]

ARMBAR!

Fedor tapped out to it, you know? Oh fuck!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YES</font>

[teamXtremist]

worst them music for a heel stable ever wheres barrett

[RawRocks]

why is this not a surprise

[McLegend]

Michael Hayes is going to urinate on everyone.

[blak23]

nexus

[VSG]

Where is Wade? Also, that is even worse a theme than the NXT intro theme.

[parkmania]

Wow, we could write for WWE!

[treyace]

that has to be one of the worst group names i have ever heard

[VSG]

This is PG *clap clap clapclapclap*

[teamXtremist]

sad just sad

[parkmania]

Was about to say, Nexus better end up getting over on the old guys or they'll lose what little cred they had built up.

[Krimzon7]

You'd better Treat Arn with care and get him out first.

[teamXtremist]

Was about to say, Nexus better end up getting over on the old guys or they'll lose what little cred they had built up.

dont worry they will

[Rev. Hallowell]

Like a damn horror movie. One by one.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Where is Wade? Also, that is even worse a theme than the NXT intro theme.

Supposedly at WWE HQ in a meeting with the higher-ups about the future of him and his stablemates.

[ClockShot]

So, aren't the WWE Legends under contract. Thus making them untouchable tonight?

[teamXtremist]

3 on 6

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love this one-by-one thing</font>

[treyace]

back in my day dean would never have been beaten like that

[teamXtremist]

So, aren't the WWE Legends under contract. Thus making them untouchable tonight?

guess not lol

[parkmania]

Is this the Nexus version of musical chairs? Seems like they only get one guy out of the ring each time.

[Poit]

Isn't King a Raw superstar?

[Krimzon7]

I like how they're:
A. Operating with out Barret as a cohesive unit
B. Picking each legend off one by one.

[DaVe]

like a pack of dogs, jeese

[Rev. Hallowell]

Isn't Lawler a Raw superstar though?

Edit: Someone said that while I was typing it.

[parkmania]

So, aren't the WWE Legends under contract. Thus making them untouchable tonight?

They are "Legends" not "Superstars". That makes them just as big of targets as Stan the sound guy.