Name 5 Good Things About......

[Schlomey]

OK I am in a good mood today. The sun is shining. My son is occupied with violent cartoons. The ex is leaving me the fuck alone.

So in return let's name 5 GOOD things about the following people & things:


1. Eli Cottonwood (obviously to counteract the HATE monger thread created earlier)

2. Vincent McMahon

3. Edge's and his running hug

4. TNA

5. WWE Divas

[Schlomey]

ELI COTTONWOOD:
1. his name
2. his face
3. the fact he does and doesn't have a mustache at the very same time
4. job placement
5. will get better over time and can kick Khali to the curb.

VINCENT MCMAHON
1. Creator of Wrestlemania
2. Green lit a Sheamus world title run
3. Gave money to Stephanie to buy great looking boobs
4. Limo explosion angle was awesome until ya know....
5. The Strut

TNA
1. Home of the Motor City Machine Guns
2. X-Division
3. Brian Kendrick works there
4. Ric Flair has job and does amazing as the mouthpiece
5. Kurt Angle does it for America

WWE DIVAS
1. Maryse
2. The Playboy Magazine shoots
3. Sunny was my first mind fuck
4. bra and panties matches
5. Maryse pussy lip wardrobe malfunction

[Swiss Ultimate]

OK I am in a good mood today. The sun is shining. My son is occupied with violent cartoons. The ex is leaving me the fuck alone.

So in return let's name 5 GOOD things about the following people & things:


1. Eli Cottonwood (obviously to counteract the HATE monger thread created earlier)

2. Vincent McMahon

3. Edge's and his running hug

4. TNA

5. WWE Divas

25 good things to say about these people? Or one per person/entity?

1. Eli, he's pretty big.

2. Vincent McMahon has provided a lot of people's favorite wrestling moments.

3. Edge is a lot of fun.

4. TNA has loads of potential.

5. They don't wrestle that much.

[jskinnyg]

Here goes Schlomeister...

ELI COTTONWOOD: Hmmm...
1) His Name is alright...
2) His Appalachian Roots...
3) ELI + Big Boot = Bye Bye Khali...
4) ELI + Legible Mic Skills = Bye Bye Khali
5) Looking forward to a inbred cousin from West VA to be his Manager...

VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON
1)Coolest billionaire EVER
2)Best Evil Genius in the World!
3)Is NEVER afraid to get his ass kicked for ratings and benjamins...
4)Formed the VKM Kiss My Ass Club
5)Is not only the President, but also a Client of the VKM Kiss My Ass Club...

EDGE's & HIS RUNNING HUG
(Is this the relationship between Edge & VKM or is your hate of the spear as great as mine? I'll split them both...)

1)Edge doesn't need to kiss VKM's ass because he's That Damn Good...
2)The Spear SUCKS...
3)Rated R Superstar is the best nickname EVER...
4)The Spear SUCKS...
5)& The Spear SUCKS...

TNA
1)Ric Flair passing on greatness to the next generation...
2)ANYTHING KURT ANGLE
3)MCMG's
4)X-Division: Where the little guys matter...
5)Hernandez, The Big MEXICAN...

WWE DIVAS
1)Maryse is HOT & Valeting for Dibiase...
2)Their matches are good filler for poddy breaks...
3)Beth Phoenix is Awesome, Hot & not Chyna b/c she has a vagina...
4)I wouldn't kick Kelly Kelly out of bed... Unless she wants it on the floor...
5)Trish Stratus: WWE Divas "The Good Years."

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

WWE divas
1. Beth Phoenix is sexy and can wrestle
2. Natalya is sexy and can wrestle
3. Eve Torres is sexy
4. Melina's splits
5. Jillian can wrestle and is hot but she sucks at singing

TNA
1. Rob Van Dam
2. Brian Kendrick
3. Kurt Angle
4. ECW Originals
5. Jay Lethal's Ric Flair Impersonation

Edge
1. One of the best in the wwe today
2. entertaining
3. awesome
4. rated r
5. spear! spear!! spear!!!

Vince McMahon (hate comments and positive comments)
1. hate reason - he fired bret
2. the strut
3. his music
4. dx messing with his microphone on raw
5. he is all about the MONAY!!!!!!

Eli Cottonwood
1. is weird
2. the fact he does and doesn't have a mustache at the very same time
3. will get better over time and can kick Khali to the curb
4. his name
5. better than khali

[Kane Knight]

Who's Eli cottonwood?

I skip a good chunk of Smackdown and don't watch NXT.

[jskinnyg]

Love the answers from BETH PHOENIX FAN except for this one...

4. ECW Originals

Back in the day awesome beyond compare... However, Now... ECW Originals = The Band

[Juan]

lol "his face"

what a faggot

[Mr. Nerfect]

Eli Cottonwood:

5. He's got some good size to him, so he's going to make a bit of money for himself based on that alone.

4. Given that he is 35 years old, he actually looks quite young for his age. He also keeps himself in quite good shape, and isn't going with the idea that being a fat tall man is a good thing in wrestling.

3. He holds a legit degree in psychology. It would be interesting to actually see him use it in the WWE.

2. He's got John Morrison as a Pro.

1. Mustache promo.

Vince McMahon:

5. I was actually a mark for Vince McMahon when I first started watching. The idea Vince losing the suit and being ripped underneath was something that made me want to see Vince kick ass. I used to play as Vince McMahon and beat up Stone Cold Steve Austin with the "Vinnie Mac Stunner" on WWF No Mercy.

4. He's a former WWE Champion, ECW Champion and Royal Rumble Winner. So many people never get there, but Vince did it.

3. He's one of the best developed and detailed characters in the entire WWE. That's sad at the same time as it is good, but you know...

2. He's kind of the reason we have professional wrestling the way we have it today.

1. "No Chance"

Edge:

5. I love his pyro entrance.

4. As part of Edge & Christian, right up until he got his neck injured, Edge was relentlessly entertaining.

3. He's been part of some really great matches and moments.

2. He really isn't terrible at all -- why are we talking about him?

1. He did better than I ever thought he would have. I wanted to see him achieve things, but if you had ask me to guess how many World Titles Edge would have held by the end of his career, I don't think I would have put him at nine (and counting).

TNA:

5. They are actually trying to create new stars. Jay Lethal and Frankie Kazarian are two guys currently in the main event scene that normally wouldn't be.

4. Brian Kendrick is employed.

3. The potential TNA has is depressing, just because they don't seem to do much with it.

2. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero is so entertaining.

1. Kurt Angle wrestling his way to the top is so fucking simple, and yet so fucking good. Why can't TNA do more of this sort of thing?

[Schlomey]

lol "his face"

what a faggot



WORST. BAIT . ATTEMPT. EVER.

[Xero]

Eli looks like he has Downs.

He should probably get together with Kelly Kelly and have Downs together.

[Kane Knight]

Vince:


Despite his ego, he's not afraid to get his ass kicked onscreen.
Supported ECW in some dire days.
Great talker. Doesn't always say the best things, but he has the capacity to really sell what he's saying.
Dude let Bret get comeuppance. Even if you consider the rest of the angle bad, even if you blame Vince in the first place, that was pretty awesome.
Vince/Austin was one of the big things about the Attitude Era.


TNA:


A lot of guys are employed who wouldn't be.
Ken Kenne...Errr...Anderson and Jeff Hardy have a pretty good dynamic going.
They're scaling back on Hogan and bischoff, which allows more of the talent to shine. Loosely put.
The ranking system provides some pretense of a real competitive sport without bogging things down too much. So far. This could be really good or really bad.
While I think they're trying too hard to be edgy, an alternative can be refreshing.

Eli Cottonwood:



Huhuhuhuhuh. Cottonwood.

[jskinnyg]

1. Huhuhuhuhuh. Cottonwood.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tna]

Eli Cottonwood
No good thing about him

Vincent McMahon
No good things about him

Edge's and his running hug
It is called a spear not a hug!!

TNA
Best Wrestling Company in the world today and is gonna kick WWE ass!!!

WWE Divas
Laycool is copying the beautiful Peoples Gimmick!!

[Schlomey]

tna - you are the type of tna fan that makes wrestling fans hate tna fans. Once you decipher what I just said please take that under advisement about what you say in the future.

to say that there is no good things about vince mcmahon is beyond nuts. He didn't become a billionaire by not having anything good about him.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

TNA
Best Wrestling Company in the world today and is gonna kick WWE ass!!!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
you really make me laugh, tna mark ......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Volare]

Says the Beth Phoenix stalker.

[The Pope]

Eli Cottonwood:
He looks like a taller Chuck Palumbo

Vincent McMahon:
I wish he would have really exploded along with his giant grapefruits of his in that limo.

Edge's and his running hug:
It is gay

TNA:
The Pope
Desmond Wolfe
Jay Lethal
They have Kurt Angle wrestling some of his best matches of his career.

WWE Divas:
Nothing good about those whores

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Says the Beth Phoenix stalker.

Ron Simmons: .............DAMN!

[The Pope]

Ron Simmons: .............DAMN!

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