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[Providence Peep]

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Maria: "Oh, but baby, you're my savior. Can't you get me my job back?"
CM Punk: "You're gonna have to work for it." (unzips pants)

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"This little guy right here is the only friend I need. His name is Fella."

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"But I can post on TPWW. I'm a SMART mark."

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".....Because even though I have legs like a girl and refuse to wear knee pads, I am DASHING!"

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Chris Jericho: "So whaddaya say, Randall, do you want to be a contestant on my new game show, Downfall?"
Randy Orton: (Asks the voices in his head)

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"Go 'head, smell 'em."

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"Please! Somebody help me! I'm being pulled under the ring by Pat Patterson!"

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"It was a SQUIRREL? Psycho Sid had a fight with a SQUIRREL?!"

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The Real World: San Francisco

[rated rjo]

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It's true... I am the mastermind behind the Nexus! And you'll never get me Lucky Charms!

[rated rjo]

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AAAAWWWWWKKKKKWWWWWAAAARRRRDDDD!

[Vastardikai]

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Edge never expected his hand to turn heel on him: gouging him in the eye.

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John: What d'ya mean they misspelled "Knocks?"

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The Swog's version of the Heartbreak and Triumph book cover wasn't as well received.

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Someone has just seen the Two Girls, One Cup video...

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Punk: his only addictions are Competition and Pussy. But mostly Competition...

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When asked if he was willing to play Pennywise in a WWE Films remake of "It!", guess who was unamused...

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Randy: You Suck!

Chris: Yeah, well at least I don't injure myself on a taunt...

Randy: :'(

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Guy #3: Why is that first guy holding his butt like that?
Guy #2: Because paddling is the FIRST thing Miz does to your ass... :naughty:

[rated rjo]

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Another satisfied customer of DDP's self help seminars.


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Basic Thuganomics Lesson #1: There is no "K" in knocks.



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"Am I going crazy, or have I seen this ECW "One Night Stand" thing before?"

[rated rjo]

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I think the Miz is gonna cash in!:lol:

[ImAnIdiot]

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It's true... I am the mastermind behind the Nexus! And you'll never get me Lucky Charms!

Don't give them ideas!!!!!!

[Volare]

img fail.

[The Pope]

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So they're gonna train me here?

[Providence Peep]

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So they're gonna train me here?

Yeah, John, you gonna take it like a champ?

[Rollermacka]

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Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?


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The same thing we do every night, Pinky

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Me fail english? That unpossible!

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Vince finally gave in and listened to Dixie Carter Speak

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Miz: IM THE MIZ, AND IM....
Bent over guy: Oh God, please finish that sentence

[Xero]

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Punk: Mmm, I can't.... *Sniff sniff* Have you been drinking?
Maria: ....uh... yeah...
*SLAP*

[rated rjo]

Don't give them ideas!!!!!!

WWE creative can't be that..... uh oh.:wtf:

[Chavo Classic]

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At the AGM, Vince regrets asking how much money WWE films took in the last year.

[Chavo Classic]

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Cody threatens to ingest all WWE microphones until the culprit who took the end of his forefinger comes forward.

[Chavo Classic]

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Hornswoggle comes so close from escaping the horrors of Orlando Jordan's bed, but is pulled back in by his ankles....




















...he was raped.

[addy2hotty]

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Coming soon to SyFy!

The all-new US version of DOCTOR WHO!

Starring John Cena as the invincible Doctor and the all new TARDIS which has a GYM inside!

You Can't See Him (when he's travelling through time)!

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I am the best in the world at what I do Randy, and that is STYLING YOU BABY!

Ooh, sort that hair out WOULDN'T YOU?

Oh my gosh, have you time for a facial bath?

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CM, you'd tell me if you thought any of the other Diva's were better looking than me, wouldn't you?

Er, yes, Maria...*unzips*...yes.

[rated rjo]

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Do you understand....why I'm standing....this close... to you.... right now!

[Snowden]

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John Cena's former job: Abercrombie Model


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So THIS is what happened to the Mean Street Posse!

[Rock Bottom]

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Here's to hoping this asshole finds the off button.

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Add John Cena as a friend

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Scott Steiner years after his HHH burial

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Bret Hart beat The Rock in Best Wrestler polls? (seriously folks, the fuck. fan reactions aren't even close, face or heel)

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For the love of God, shave that off and dye it red.

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BACK OFF BRO OR I'LL TELL THEM YOU INJURED MY BREATH

I give up, havent been good at this in years

[Providence Peep]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

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Cena: You guys ever wonder what it's like for people who can't see their 8-packs?

[Providence Peep]

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"I just found out that I could've saved a bunch of money on my car insurance"

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Randy Orton: What do ya think, Hunter? How do I look?
Triple H: Randy, you look like a total douche bag
Shawn Michaels: I'm glad I'm retired

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Ric Flair: Hey Hogan, how's Brooke doin' these days? You want me to swing by the house and take her for a ride up Space Mountain?
Hulk Hogan: Now wait a minute, brother.....

[Schlomey]

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Thank you for joining us on the Price is Right make sure to help control the pet population by spaying and neutering your pets.

[Providence Peep]

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Cena's Chick: "Oh the Champ is here and we're in love."
John Cena: "Oh man, I gotta take a crap!"

[Lock Jaw]

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GREAT SCOTT!! 1.21 GIGOWATTS?!

[Vastardikai]

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Ric just realized that, to finish all of his alimony payments, he'll have to wrestle until the day he dies...

(Note: If this caption doesn't seem to be funny, keep in mind that it isn't meant to be.)

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Randy: (with a lisp) Well hello, Sailor! :naughty:
Hunter: :wtf:
Shawn: He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good at that.

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Ric: And this is what Linda did to me last night.
Hulk: :mad:
Sean: I'm gonna have to pay Linda a visit...

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We switched John Cena's champagne with lemon juice. Let's see if he notices!

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Add Red Bull to the list of things one shouldn't use as embalming fluid...

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We changed John's script from a WWE Films action movie to a Gay Porn. Let's see if he notices the difference.

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Ted: We won tonight! You know what this means right?

Cody: We get to play G.I. Joes tonight? :love:

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Hulk just realized that, to pay for all the alimony from his gold digging ex-wife and his surgeries, he's gonna have to do Rent-a-Center and Debt Help commercials until the day he dies.

(Note: If this caption doesn't seem funny... Keep in mind that it should. And just be happy that he can't wrestle anymore.)

[Rollermacka]

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WOW, the years really havent been good to Macaulay Culkin

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Rick Flair was just told the Omelet Bar was closed and the Holiday Inn

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Ted: Oh, this case is giving such a huge clue
Cody: Yea, I got such a raging clue too

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This is your brain on Cena. Any questions?

[Providence Peep]

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Dumb Kid: Dude, you're Dolf Ziggler, you're a bad guy. You suck.
Dolf Ziggler (drunk and delusional): No, kid. I'm The Undertaker. Rest. In. Peace.

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"Fuck him up, Cena! Fuck him up!" (ECW chant)

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Ted: "You see this championship belt, Cody?"
Cody: "Yeah, Teddy. It's nice 'n' shiny."
Ted: "What do you say we go back to my hotel room and wrestle for it?"
Cody: "Dashing!"

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"Oh no! We're doing everything we can and TNA still sucks."

[BizarroKing]

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YES! It was really I who got Bryan Danielson fired! There can be only ONE rated R superstar!

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Last time I get Eugene to write the sign for me.

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The light! It burns!

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Anyone have a laxative?

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Ric just saw the ending to Toy Story 3

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Ric during his tryout as Bob Barker's replacement.

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I'm Popeye the sailor man...

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Wake up Dolph!

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Let's go play "Hide the tag title"

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Oh my god I'm bald!

[Xero]

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Douchebags on a Stoop
Starring John Cena
Coming Christmas 2010

[Providence Peep]

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"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Rey Mysterio: "Hey you big dummy, what's it like to always be walking around with your head in the clouds?"
Great Khali: P$OI@$P!#U!#$G:SDFKLV:FIY(F*H()@!

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Bryan Danielson and his American Dragon

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Got Rogaine?

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This isn't the first time HBK has been covered in white. Ask Hunter.

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Another wild night at the old folks' home

[Lock Jaw]

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Hai guys... come watch me choke something else... :naughty:

[Cool King]

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Edge watches Bryan Danielson's latest video.

[4 knuckles up]

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:lol:

[Vastardikai]

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In an attempt to further bury him, the WWE has asked Daniel Bryan to work a gay porn star gimmick in the indies.

[rated rjo]

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Orton: "Don't look at me like that. The voices in my head talked to me. Said it'd be a good look. What do you guys think?"

HHH: I got nothin'.

HBK: That's it, I'm retiring.

[rated rjo]

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Wanting to follow in the footsteps of his mentor, HHH, Sheamus decides to begin an affair with a well-endowed chicken.

[rated rjo]

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Nobody told Edge there were laxatives in those Slim Jims.

[rated rjo]

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GREAT SCOTT!! 1.21 GIGOWATTS?!

Everytime I scroll past this one = :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Vastardikai]

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Passing a kidney stone while you have the clap is indescribable pain. Just ask Edge.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Dolph: Don't listen to those commercials, kid. Red Bull doesn't really give you wings, it takes your soul. *rolls his eyes into his head, a la Undertaker, and does the on one knee, reaching out pose...*

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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*DONG*

[Volare]

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This was supposed to be Morley's push in TNA.

[GD]

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EXPECTO PATRONUM!

[voncouch]

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After 6 hours of this, Vince and Linda were engaged.

[voncouch]

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Austin attempts to shatter HHH's glass ceiling for all the Vanilla Midgets. He went through 2 dozen clips and didn't make a dent.

[voncouch]

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Cookie Monster is the only one who enjoys Debra's cookies. And he will defend them to the bitter end.

[voncouch]

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The next WWE Films Project: a gripping remake of American History X

[Providence Peep]

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Cookie Monster: "Gimme back my cookie!"
John Cena: "Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Performing his version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow"

http://www.allbuzz.net/wwe/pictures/WWE_Diva_Maryse.jpg
GOT MILK?

[Providence Peep]

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/37/44/78/patridx/1254324519984_f.jpg
Maybe now we'll finally get the F back in!

[Providence Peep]

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg
Marty was all ready to join the Kiss My Ass Club and get his job back.... until Vince farted

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stephhhh7.jpg
Stephanie: "I'm gonna go down on you, Hunter"
HHH: "Not as well as Shawn does."

[Providence Peep]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/80/1162939690.jpg
"You need to go home and wash your vagina! It smells like rotten eggs!"

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif
O'HAIRE!!!!!!!

[Providence Peep]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xKCm11YPKd0/0.jpg
"No, JB, of course I have no idea what I'm doing... but things don't always need to make sense."

[FourFifty]

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg
Marty: Vinc... er... Mr. McMahon, are you sure about this?
Vince: Yes, damn it! I'm sure!
Marty: It seems weird that my parole officer would tell you to tell me to kiss your ass.
Vince: I don't make the rules, I just follow them. Now kiss it!

[Providence Peep]

http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif
Steve Austin's audition for the role of John Locke in the new JJ Abrams/Damon Lindelof TV series, "Lost Again."

[Rollermacka]

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg
Stage hand "Aww, we just washed these matts sir. You just Janettyed all over them"
Vince "I'm sorry, I didnt think I was gonna make it to the toliet"

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/cookie-monster-cena.jpg

Cena was just outwrestled by a puppet with a hand up its butt... to be fair Vince didnt have his hand up Cena's

[Gone Mad]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/162093968_6bb975a3c0_o_d.jpg
SNUFF FILMS ARE FUN!

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/37/44/78/patridx/1254324519984_f.jpg
The Tekken invasion angle ends before it begins.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/32.jpg
"SOMEWHERE YOU'LL FIND IT... THIS RAINBOW... CONNECTION!!! THE LOVERS, THE DREAMS, AND MEEEEE!!!"

http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif
Austin had his own way of taking down the Christmas decorations.

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg
The new Marty Jennety toilets. You'll swear it's like you were pooping on the real thing!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img src="http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Randy-Orton-and-DX.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);">

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!

[Vastardikai]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xKCm11YPKd0/0.jpg

Dixie: I'm promising a HUGE surprise tonight...

http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif

Steve: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SURPRISES!

[Vastardikai]

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg

Where will you be when Marty Jannetty gets the munchies?

[rated rjo]

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/cookie-monster-cena.jpg

With this one Ankle Lock, Cookie Monster cost Sesame Street its entire viewing audience.




When asked to comment, he only had this to say: "Worth it!"

[Lock Jaw]

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/cookie-monster-cena.jpg

Kurt Angle: DAMMIT! First Jack Swangle, now THIS!

[rated rjo]

http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif

Go ahead... SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME!!!!!

[rated rjo]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/32.jpg

And if you act now, I'll throw in another bottle of pills for free. You too can be so high, you'll be seeing rainbows fly out your butt!

:eek:

[Vastardikai]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/80/1162939690.jpg
http://www.moviejungle.com/images/feat_interviews/steveaustin2.gif

You know you're hated when you're double teamed by Mr. McMahon & Stone Cold.

[BizarroKing]

http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/37/44/78/patridx/1254324519984_f.jpg

This was the backup plan for the WWF vs WWE case.

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg

"HOLY COW YOU CRAPPED A JANETTY!"

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/80/1162939690.jpg

"TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!"

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/ultimatewarrior/32.jpg

Warrior is taking a shit while being hopped up on cocaine.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xKCm11YPKd0/0.jpg

"Yes it's true, the move to mondays was a flop"

http://www.allbuzz.net/wwe/pictures/WWE_Diva_Maryse.jpg

And WWE's big plan for her: A full-body turkey suit.

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/cookie-monster-cena.jpg

COOKIE MONSTER'S THE WWE CHAMPION! COOKIE MONSTER'S THE WWE CHAMPION! BAH GAWD! IT'S THE END OF WWE!

[Providence Peep]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSs1mvX2a_0sTwkFi_hFb8MRKYHtcdye9pqPUJJ1m4tXf8e2kA&t=1&usg=__aFdsHeZ7XBmV26zuz-OxkApUX0Y=
"We have some shocking news out of North Carolina this evening... professional wrestler Jeff Nero Hardy
has done something he apparently hadn't done in years. He took a shower."

[Providence Peep]

http://skateandannoy.com/aa-sna-uploads/2006/12/wrestling.jpg

http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wrestling.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/a/5/-/-/undertakerentrance.jpg

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/us-mizanin01st-1.jpg

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/52/50040052/151702_512x288_generated.jpg

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Mark-Henry-psd35232.png

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg

[Xero]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg
I guess we know who took the key.

[Providence Peep]

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg
"WTF?!? SpongeBob SquarePants is the new GM?!?!?!"

[rated rjo]

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg

Are you there God? It's me, Michael Cole...

[rated rjo]

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Mark-Henry-psd35232.png


Is Mark Henry gonna have to choke a b****?

[rated rjo]

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/a/5/-/-/undertakerentrance.jpg


DAMN. Why'd I insist on making my entrance 10 minutes long?

[rated rjo]

http://kentuckyfriedwrestling.com/theword2/wp-content/uploads/vince-mcmahon.jpg


The official weight of feces will now be measured in "Jannetys" as opposed to "Courics".

[rated rjo]

http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wrestling.jpg


Announcer's thoughts: If I shove this microphone in his mouth, will he stop screaming in my eff'n ear ALREADY!

[The Pope]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/80/1162939690.jpg
Your breath is terrible.

[Providence Peep]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/80/1162939690.jpg
Your breath is terrible.

Are we sure that stench is her BREATH?

[PorkSoda]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane: This is my mask!

[Providence Peep]

http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wrestling.jpg
Hogan is told in this interview that training, saying your prayers, and taking your vitamins will also cause hair loss.

[Vastardikai]

http://skateandannoy.com/aa-sna-uploads/2006/12/wrestling.jpg

Edge: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wrestling.jpg

Hogan learned the hard way that the creepy announcer is the master of the Tahitian Testicle Twist.

http://z.about.com/d/prowrestling/1/0/a/5/-/-/undertakerentrance.jpg

wweisneat: The Undertaker

http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/thist/wwe/us-mizanin01st-1.jpg

Mike is not-so-subtly implying how he got the belt...

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/52/50040052/151702_512x288_generated.jpg

Chris: Ok, who bought the <strike>8</strike> 7 armbands with my credit card?

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Mark-Henry-psd35232.png

The Giant Invisible Hamburger caused Mark Henry's latest injury: Taco Neck Syndrome.

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg

Sure, we all hate Michael Cole. But did we HAVE to make him watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup?"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane: They've already beat the 'Kai to the Phanto reference. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[snakeskin]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chris-jericho-and-randy-orton.jpg

Jericho: So Randy, you fancy that date you promised.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane: What the fuck is this, SERIOUSLY!!. I'm not wearing this...

[Providence Peep]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg
Kane introduces the WWE Universe to his new gimmick...... which is the next best thing after a sock puppet

[Providence Peep]

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/52/50040052/151702_512x288_generated.jpg
Backstage Preparing For A Circle Jerk

[Providence Peep]

http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Mark-Henry-psd35232.png
The World's Strongest Man caught fantasizing about grabbing your butt cheeks

[Providence Peep]

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg
"Ladies and Gentlemen, WWE Universe, I'm not quite sure how to tell you this, but Friday Night Smackdown superstar Hornswoggle is right here under the announce table and he's trying to fondle my shillelagh."

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xdnzTEhNJow/SKG2ftrgPHI/AAAAAAAACqI/BnHN4jtsO9o/s400/kane_reymask.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);">

So this is where Mitch Conner was all of this time!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img src="http://www.smoothharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wrestling.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);">

Hulk Hogan doesn't job in any competition especially in a crazy eyes challenge.

[Providence Peep]

http://www.ourmilitary.mil/photos/america/2004-12/article_hires/20041210143743_2004121005b_hr.jpg

http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/edge-with-randy-orton.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00505/Vince-McMahon_280_505429a.jpg

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/wrestling-wwe-ufc-mma/css/Big-Show-and-Kofi-Kingston-080709.jpg

http://wwe2tna.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evan-bourne-002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/oddice/virgil.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/edge-with-randy-orton.jpg
Orton: Look at it! LOOK. AT. IT!
Edge: No!!! It's hideous!!
Orton: Yes... BEHOLD THE FOURTH WALL!!
Edge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Lock Jaw]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-15.png
It's Rabbit Season!

[Providence Peep]

http://wwe2tna.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evan-bourne-002.jpg

Evan Bourne tries to kick through the WWE glass ceiling while John Morrison looks on in wonder.....

[BigDaddyCool]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00505/Vince-McMahon_280_505429a.jpg

*Vince sniffs*

Vince: Smells like Colombian...no no, Honduras coke was used on these. Fine choice.

[Cool King]

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/wrestling-wwe-ufc-mma/css/Big-Show-and-Kofi-Kingston-080709.jpg

Kofi Kingston realises that it's not Big Show's knee that's pressing against his spine.

[Providence Peep]

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/wrestling-wwe-ufc-mma/css/Big-Show-and-Kofi-Kingston-080709.jpg
The Big Show almost pulls a Danielson.... good thing Kofi isn't wearing a tie.

[Vastardikai]

http://www.ourmilitary.mil/photos/america/2004-12/article_hires/20041210143743_2004121005b_hr.jpg

Mick writes a book for an adoring fan...

http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/edge-with-randy-orton.jpg

Randy: That guy is a homo!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00505/Vince-McMahon_280_505429a.jpg

Vince: Since I'm throwing money away on bad wrestling anyway, I might as well give it to people...

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/wrestling-wwe-ufc-mma/css/Big-Show-and-Kofi-Kingston-080709.jpg

Big Show showing his sadistic side by forcing Kofi to watch 2 girls, 1 cup.

http://wwe2tna.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evan-bourne-002.jpg

Walking on the ground fail.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/oddice/virgil.jpg

Virgil: Should have worn my sequined suit.

[Xero]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00505/Vince-McMahon_280_505429a.jpg

FourFifty: The Rick Roll was a joke! Please, Vince, don't eat my money...

[rated rjo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/oddice/virgil.jpg

I can't make fun of this. It's just too sad. :'(

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<img src="http://wwe2tna.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/evan-bourne-002.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);">

Morrison: Oh so you're supposed to land on more than your arm when you land a top rope move?

Bourne: No shit Sherlock.

[Schlomey]

I agree with Rated RJO on this one. Poor Virgil :(

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

HBK: Purple monkey dishwasher.
Bret: :|

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

HBK: You have a good musk.
Bret: :|

[Cool King]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

HBK: :|
Bret: :|

[Savio]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

HBK: Im Hard
Bret: :|

[Savio]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/05/21/alg_mcmahon.jpg
Vince McMahon while watching TNAs reverse battle royal.

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg

I send a belated thank you to the person who broke Michael Cole's nose.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/colestarecopy.jpg

[Rollermacka]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

HBK: I got a nice tip for you in my pocket but my arthritis. Why dont you just reach on in there and fish it out?
Bret: :|

[Rollermacka]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/poster92097478.jpg


:shifty:

[nrt4]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xKCm11YPKd0/0.jpg
"It's true. TNA has spent majority of our money on hookers for Flair and Hogan"

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg
Cole noticed Heidenreich coming back for seconds.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

http://www.wrestlersramblings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jesse-festus.jpg

http://fast1.onesite.com/fans.wwe.com/user/punkfan4life/c7b72afbbe8775fb2216aba862d549b0.jpg?v=160512

http://ui24.gamespot.com/951/cena_2.jpg

http://wa4.images.onesite.com/fans.wwe.com/user/thebridgeofagony/batista.jpg?v=160512

[BizarroKing]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg

I dunno why people keep calling Cole a monkey...

http://www.wrestlersramblings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jesse-festus.jpg

Jesse's old gimmick is just a blur to me...

http://wa4.images.onesite.com/fans.wwe.com/user/thebridgeofagony/batista.jpg?v=160512

It's funny because it's true.

http://ui24.gamespot.com/951/cena_2.jpg

Gabriel uses CONCRETE DDT!
It doesn't affect CENA!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

http://thewwesmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/SNAG-00091.jpg

[Cool King]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/colestare.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman-2.jpg
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna-clit-sm.jpg
http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/michael-cole_19324.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.ablog4guys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/shawn_michaels_bret_hart_raw_wwe.png

Shawn: That'll be $5000!
Bret: :|