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Savio
08-16-2010, 01:46 PM
ROH wrestler Colt Cabana performed at this year’s Gathering Of The Juggalos and told TMZ that he witnessed the entire Tila Tequila incident.
Colt said the crowd was giving Tila a rough time and throwing things at her. He said halfway through, she tore off her top to try and calm them down, but that it only delayed the chaos. Cabana said the whole thing lasted about 15 minutes.


Colt also said he heard from a security guard that someone had a watermelon that had been fermenting in urine and feces for 48 hours that they were saving just to throw at Tila.


Cabana said this was his first Gathering event and he loved it, calling Vanilla Ice performing“Ninja Rap” a major highlight.
:y:
Swiss Ultimate
08-16-2010, 01:50 PM
Um...I'm getting a lot of mixed feelings here.
Savio
08-16-2010, 01:56 PM
How come?
#BROKEN Hasney
08-16-2010, 02:07 PM
Really hope whoever was making that watermelon got sick from having it hang around their person.
thedamndest
08-16-2010, 02:21 PM
I want to know more about this watermelon. Was it hollowed out and filled with shit and piss and the idea was that it would explode like a shit and piss bomb when it hit her? Or was it just a normal watermelon soaking in a big tub of shit and piss? Either way it would be hard to lob that onstage at a moving target.
The Jayman
08-16-2010, 02:26 PM
I want to know more about this watermelon. Was it hollowed out and filled with shit and piss and the idea was that it would explode like a shit and piss bomb when it hit her? Or was it just a normal watermelon soaking in a big tub of shit and piss? Either way it would be hard to lob that onstage at a moving target.

unless you are a hammer throw or shot put champion
whiteyford
08-16-2010, 02:31 PM
At least Colt had fun.
Schlomey
08-16-2010, 02:41 PM
What was the incident and why was she even there!?
VSG
08-16-2010, 02:44 PM
Funny how she thought throwing her top off would calm the crowd.
thedamndest
08-16-2010, 02:47 PM
Showing tits to a crowd of juggalos is like throwing a bucket of chum to a shark tank.
bigslimjj
08-16-2010, 03:08 PM
I hate Ms. Tequilla but not enough to do that to her. These little kids are fucking stupid and their favorite band is mediocre and jokey.F*&$ ICP and anyone who looks like em.
The Jayman
08-16-2010, 03:11 PM
showing jugs to juggalos. not cool
Savio
08-16-2010, 03:27 PM
Surprised there are no comments on Vanilla Ice
The Jayman
08-16-2010, 03:35 PM
who?
#BROKEN Hasney
08-16-2010, 03:39 PM
http://www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/a2050TilaTequila.jpg

She looks like she's got (and had) every race in her.
Sixx
08-16-2010, 03:48 PM
I have an idea for a new celebrity.

Beth Meth.
Cool King
08-16-2010, 03:55 PM
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The "full version", if anyone cares to watch it. The majority of it is just people throwing bottles at her.

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Emperor Smeat
08-16-2010, 04:10 PM
:|

How did a watermelon containing or covered in that stuff even make it past security ... oh wait its a Juggalo concert nevermind.
Swiss Ultimate
08-16-2010, 05:08 PM
How come?

I hate Tila and I hate ICP...
Xero
08-16-2010, 05:09 PM
And this is the kind of shit that makes me ashamed to listen to Juggalo music. I get out of it what I get out of it, but a lot (not everyone) of the people who call themselves "Juggalos" are bad people and use it as an excuse to be a fucking asshole, and this kind of shit cements it.
Savio
08-16-2010, 05:20 PM
Tila Tequila is an attention whore.
Savio
08-16-2010, 05:20 PM
Tila Tequila is a whore.doing this so KK doesnt have too.
Xero
08-16-2010, 05:22 PM
90% if the entertainment industry is an attention whore.
Mike Honcho
08-16-2010, 05:54 PM
I'd hit it. :naughty:
The Ravishing One
08-16-2010, 06:06 PM
With a Watermelon?
Mike Honcho
08-16-2010, 06:23 PM
yes. yes i would.
Jeritron
08-16-2010, 06:45 PM
How does this happen to a person at an event where Vanilla Ice steals the show?
Jeritron
08-16-2010, 06:45 PM
Watermelon fermenting in urine and feces
Jeritron
08-16-2010, 06:46 PM
Cabana said this was his first Gathering event and he loved it
VSG
08-16-2010, 06:46 PM
Watermelon fermenting in urine and feces

Sounds like your birthday cake.
Jeritron
08-16-2010, 06:49 PM
Everything about this is embarassing to mankind except for Ninja Rap
Vastardikai
08-16-2010, 07:22 PM
Everything about this is embarassing to mankind except for Ninja Rap

This has to be quoted and repped for truth.

I think of Tila Nguyen (Tequila) as a waste of sperm and silicone. I think she's an absolute terrible person that I can't look at for fear of somehow contracting some never before heard of venereal disease through my computer monitor.

That being said, no one, and mother fuck do I mean NO ONE deserves to get a shit and piss fermented watermelon chunked at them. How in the hell does a human being come up with such an idea? Is it too much Faygo and Meth? Were you just bored? Is it a community conversation? Did it go something like this*

Juggalo #1: Hey, you know that Tila Tequila bitch is gonna be at the Gathering?

Juggalo #2: What the fuck? We need to throw something at her!

Juggalo #1: How about a Watermelon?

Juggalo #2: That would work. Nobody's done that before. But you know, a Watermelon by itself is probably just too classy for Ms. Tequila.

Juggalo #1: Then what should we do?

Random Crackhead passing by: SHIT ON IT!

:Two Lightbulbs pop up over the Juggalos' meth riddled heads.:

I mean this whole thing is just a disgrace. And a waste of a perfectly good watermelon. (prior to the pissing, shitting, and chunking at the walking VD incubator)

*translated from Juggalo to English.
Tazz Dan
08-16-2010, 07:28 PM
Tila Tequila is a whore.
She likes to fuck

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FourFifty
08-16-2010, 08:40 PM
Sounds like there was something strange in the neighborhood.

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