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BizarroKing
10-30-2010, 03:37 PM
WWE has reportedly resigned Sean 'Van Venis' Morley, according to indy promoters who have attempted to book him in recent weeks.

According to a source, WWE is supposedly flying Morley to Europe on 11/7 to join up with the RAW crew. He may be coming in as an agent/producer but we're not sure about that just yet.
ClockShot
10-30-2010, 03:51 PM
Don't tell Noid.
Ermaximus
10-30-2010, 03:56 PM
Lol I just posted this in the 100k thread too. Noid will like this.
RKO'em
10-30-2010, 04:16 PM
PG Venis?
Bubba
10-30-2010, 04:25 PM
Valbowski is a cock.....
Xero
10-30-2010, 04:30 PM
He's cocked, locked and ready to unload.
RiX1024
10-30-2010, 04:33 PM
WWE has ran out of jobbers so Venis has returned.
glanville6
10-30-2010, 05:00 PM
A D'Lo Brown 2008 like return, if he's lucky.
parkmania
10-30-2010, 05:41 PM
Didn't they bring him back once before under PG circumstances as "Big Valbowski" until the fans didn't buy in?
Nicky Fives
10-30-2010, 06:28 PM
I don't think he has a place in today's WWE.... I can see him joining Kidman in FCW as a trainer..... hopefully he could train the Divas so they can use more than 3 moves.....
dronepool
10-30-2010, 06:47 PM
A PG-porn star gimmick? Eh..
Razzamajazz
10-30-2010, 07:00 PM
unless they give him a different gimmick altogether....like a reformed adulterer who now preaches about never giving up and taking your vitamins :shifty:
Rammsteinmad
10-30-2010, 07:44 PM
Right To Censor V.2.
Juan
10-30-2010, 07:51 PM
PG Venis?

Lol that was fast
RKO'em
10-30-2010, 08:21 PM
Yeah I'm fast
The Pope
10-30-2010, 08:59 PM
RAW GM "Chief" Sean Morely:shifty:
Lock Jaw
10-30-2010, 09:24 PM
Safe For Work Venis
Triple Naitch
10-30-2010, 09:34 PM
I don't think he has a place in today's WWE.... I can see him joining Kidman in FCW as a trainer..... hopefully he could train the Divas so they can use more than 3 moves.....

I dunno. I wasn't sure how Goldust would do coming back to WWE and it seems like he has rejuvenated his career. Who knows? Maybe Val will catch a cult following upon his return.
The Pope
10-30-2010, 09:41 PM
Val Venus, an astronomer. The money shot now known as The Moon Landing :shifty:
Inadequacy
10-30-2010, 10:57 PM
When I saw this on the front page I assumed someone would make a thread called "Noid just jizzed."

I'm glad that's not the case
jskinnyg
10-31-2010, 06:23 PM
WWE has ran out of jobbers so Venis has returned.

Oh hell yeah...
Mr. Nerfect
10-31-2010, 06:24 PM
Everyone knows how I feel about this. I was just thinking the other day that the WWE could really use Morley as an agent or trainer. The guy knows the WWE well, has a lot of skills, and can help develop characters and such. He's got a great company attitude, too.

If they used him in an on-air role, I would not complain, though. The man is a tremendous seller, and just gets better as an in-ring competitor with age. The WWE could really use some "older guys" to help the younger guys in the ring on-air. Obviously the Val Venis character is a no-go, but that's probably a very good thing for Morley, as I believe that character really held him down.

Even if they put Morley under a mask, the guy could get over just based solely on his skills (without the Val Venis thing holding him back). I'd love to see him work with William Regal or Daniel Bryan.
Perry Saturn
10-31-2010, 07:36 PM
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Mr. C
11-02-2010, 12:48 AM
RAW GM "Chief" Sean Morely:shifty:

Val as the General Manager would be cool.