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Paranoid Rattlesnake
12-18-2003, 08:23 AM
Sunday December 14 2003


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Who in the blue hell are you two French popcorn farts anyhow?”

The Rock to La Resistance on RAW.

“Well…”

Rob Conway starts to speak.

“IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!”

The old ones are definitely the best.




RUNNER-UP

“You don’t want to mess with The Sock and Rock Connection!”

Mick Foley to Dupree and Conway after layin’ the Smackethdown.


“Yeah, you remember that….what did you just say? It’s The Rock and Sock Connection!”

The Rock.




THE BEST OF THE REST- SMACKDOWN 11/12/03

“Unlike Eric Bischoff on RAW, I have a long-term vision for Paul Heyman’s SmackDown.”

Paul Heyman.




“Not only can Brock Lesnar make each and every one of you tap out, Brock Lesnar can get each and every one of you deported!”

The ‘Greatest Champ of All-Time’ to the San Diego fans.




“Can I help you?”

Brock Lesnar looks down on Rey Mysterio.




“SmackDown superstars had a big tour of Australia and I guess Nathan Jones got homesick, and he stayed there!”

Tazz acknowledges the real-life story of Jones going AWOL in Oz.




“I came here to dance all night!”

Ernest ‘The Cat’ Miller. Groan.




“Why don’t you and your little friend here leave?”

Sable speaks for all of us to The Cat and Lamont.




“Yo, yo, yo, yo let me speak on this…”

Big ‘Konnan’ Show.


“My name’s The Big Show and there ain’t none meaner

Last week I screwed over you, John Cena.

I done punked you out all over town

What’cha gonna do about it, I’m 500lbs!

Look at you, look at me. I’m a giant

In my world, you’re the white girl and I’m Kobe Bryant!

Now dog, you can’t see me, in the ring I’m better than you on a stick

In fact my finger is bigger than your….”

Big Show’s attempt at rapping.


“Can you repeat that last line, I didn’t really get that

I just heard you heavy breathing, because you’re choking on your neck fat!

I can’t believe how out of shape you’re getting

You’ve been talking 30 seconds and you’re already sweating!”

Cena’s reply.


“So now your rap career is over, I think you had better quit

Ain’t no place for a 500lb talking piece of….”

And he gets the last word too.




THE BEST OF THE REST - RAW 8/12/03




“When I was a kid there was a German shepherd that lived next door to me. I didn’t like that dog and it didn’t like me. So I killed it.”

Animal-lover Kane.




“Goldberg’s reign annoys me and the fans remind me of worms and maggots feeding off it!”

Nice imagery from the monster.




“I have nothing against French things. I like French Fries, I like French Toast and I even like French Mustard…but I don’t like you.”

Mick Foley stands up to La Resistance.


“If the French had gone into Iraq we would have found the weapons of mass destruction and the war would have been over.”

Rene Dupree, political expert.


“You say you’re gonna beat up Mick Foley French-style. What are you gonna do, French kiss him to death?”

The Rock.


“The only thing strong about the French army is their body odour.”

Rock again.




SIGNS OF THE WEEK

BELL’S PALSY 3:16

THIS IS REY COUNTRY

CAUCASIAN HEAT

blake639raw
12-18-2003, 10:33 AM
You left Cena's best lines out:

"Did you just eat from the toilet?, I'm smelling mysterious gases
Oh bro, close your mouth, you got the breathe of a thousand asses"

Shake
12-18-2003, 12:02 PM
Wait a sec, you put Cena's killer rap as "Best of the Rest" and you gave the quote of the week to something Rock's been doing since 1999? Hmm. Regardless, thanks for that, pretty cool.

Paranoid Rattlesnake
12-18-2003, 12:08 PM
Wait a sec, you put Cena's killer rap as "Best of the Rest" and you gave the quote of the week to something Rock's been doing since 1999? Hmm. Regardless, thanks for that, pretty cool.

As i said the old ones are the best. We haven't seen or heard from The Rock in a while now so i awarded him quote of the week

Corkscrewed
12-19-2003, 02:26 AM
I still think Big Show's Kobe Bryant line was the best last week.

Tornado
12-19-2003, 08:25 AM
Sunday December 14 2003


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Who in the blue hell are you two French popcorn farts anyhow?”

The Rock to La Resistance on RAW.

“Well…”

Rob Conway starts to speak.

“IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!”

The old ones are definitely the best.
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LOL, Dr Pepper just been spat over my screen.
I don't get to see RAW anymore, so I hadn't heard that before.
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