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Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 05:00 PM
This applies only to TNA, ROH and WWE.

Make your predictions.

Razzamajazz
12-20-2010, 05:06 PM
i was thinking of making a thread like this the other day, but the ensuing mini shitstorm and subsequent closing of it made me not do it.

but i say the iron sheik or jim duggan are getting there

whiteyford
12-20-2010, 05:06 PM
Jeff Hardy

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 05:08 PM
i was thinking of making a thread like this the other day, but the ensuing mini shitstorm and subsequent closing of it made me not do it.

but i say the iron sheik or jim duggan are getting there

This only applies to TNA, ROH and WWE.

Jake the Snake should be your #1 answer otherwise.

whiteyford
12-20-2010, 05:15 PM
Jakes never going to die, take it back:'(

MoFo
12-20-2010, 05:26 PM
Going with Hulk Hogan.

James Steele
12-20-2010, 05:26 PM
Jake Roberts is probably as close to a human pickle as you can get.

Rammsteinmad
12-20-2010, 05:43 PM
Going with Hulk Hogan.

Hogan would refuse to job to death.

Mooияakeя™
12-20-2010, 05:45 PM
Scott Steiner is a good call.

Cool King
12-20-2010, 05:47 PM
Bobby Heenan. :(

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 05:54 PM
Jakes never going to die, take it back:'(

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James Steele
12-20-2010, 05:54 PM
I am actually going to go with a sleeper pick...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tatsumifujinami/02.jpg
Tatsumi Fujinami

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 05:55 PM
Is he in ROH?

James Steele
12-20-2010, 05:57 PM
ROH means nothing to me. He had been running the MUGA promotion alongside Nishimura since 2004. Upon Nishimura's exit, he renamed the promotion DRADITION. Pure catch wrestling as it was intended to be viewed by the masses. Only NJPW still offers the truest and purest form of professional wrestling this side of Manabu Nakanishi.

MIZantine Empire
12-20-2010, 06:03 PM
batista is at that "steriod related death" age, so he is going to be my sleeper pick to die next. ure gonna say no way prob, but i would have said no way if u picked eddie the day before he died. my non sleeper pick is ric flair. i dont see him making it much longer to be honest

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 06:05 PM
I could see Batista. Him or Rob Terry.

DLVH84
12-20-2010, 06:44 PM
I'd say X-Pac or Chyna.

Shadrick
12-20-2010, 06:46 PM
I have considered making this topic on the boards for a while...but for the previously mentioned reasons, I chose not to. Regardless...

Next to die...i'd honestly have to say Jeff Hardy, Scott Hall (if he didn't get the help), or Hogan.

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 06:46 PM
I'd say X-Pac or Chyna.

Oh dude, I could totally see that.


Fuck, was I not clear with my directions? I meant wrestlers currently employed by TNA, ROH and WWE.

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 06:48 PM
Also I think people's fear of getting shit on for making this kind of thread was silly.

I also look forward to the first person to lose their shit over this.

Furious Beardsley
12-20-2010, 06:55 PM
Why has no one mentioned Scott Hall yet?

I'll go with Scott Hall

Razzamajazz
12-20-2010, 06:55 PM
some people take their rasslin SRSLY and will make a stink over it and call the mods for help, but it also has to do with who the thread starter is.

glanville6
12-20-2010, 07:06 PM
Weird pick... but...

Vince McMahon.

Just due to age. I know he is in great shape, but he is still aging and stress is a bitch.

DLVH84
12-20-2010, 07:34 PM
As far as the people currently in the major American promotions (i.e. WWE, TNA, and ROH), I'd say Jeff Hardy would definitely take the cake by either drug overdose or committing suicide.

Schlomey
12-20-2010, 07:43 PM
Bobby Heenan. :(

Thunder Savage Go
12-20-2010, 08:38 PM
Macho Man, Toaster, Tub. Book It.

Juan
12-20-2010, 08:41 PM
The Christmas spirit is running wild in the wrestling forum.

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 08:42 PM
Why has no one mentioned Scott Hall yet?

I'll go with Scott Hall

Because it hurts my heart to think of it.

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 08:47 PM
some people take their rasslin SRSLY and will make a stink over it and call the mods for help, but it also has to do with who the thread starter is.

DTTS IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE!

Juan
12-20-2010, 08:48 PM
Kinda want to close this thread

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 08:59 PM
I'll still respect you in the morning, Juan.

The One
12-20-2010, 09:06 PM
Jake Roberts can't die. Don't you know the theory that if you are dying from enough ailments it's like all the death can't fit through the front door at the same time...this will explain it better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhW2hb6cRIg

FourFifty
12-20-2010, 09:10 PM
CM Punk is going to have a heroin overdose.

dhellova guy
12-20-2010, 09:14 PM
Mae Young.

Come on, she counts, right????

Wishbone
12-20-2010, 09:59 PM
a thread about people dying.... wow :nono:

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 10:01 PM
Hey, most threads are about people living. How is it fair to leave out the dead and potentially dying?

MoFo
12-20-2010, 10:11 PM
a thread about people dying.... wow :nono:


Oh come on. Wrestlers die all the time, its only fair we take bets on whos nxt.

MoFo
12-20-2010, 10:12 PM
btw adding in Jim Cornette via stress induced stroke

Swiss Ultimate
12-20-2010, 10:14 PM
Good one Mofo, and I'm proud to say it fits the criteria that I set. He works for ROH and HAS wrestled in matches.

KIRA
12-21-2010, 12:28 AM
Gotta go with Jeff Hardy via suicide

I mean the writings on the wall.

Swiss Ultimate
12-21-2010, 12:29 AM
Suicide? I dunno. He seems more like Jimmy Hendrix than Kurt Cobain.

KIRA
12-21-2010, 02:11 AM
Suicide? I dunno. He seems more like Jimmy Hendrix than Kurt Cobain.
I dunno outside of the fact that unlike hardy those two actually had musical talent Jeff just strikes me as one of those guys whose life problems suddenly smack into him and in a moment of "clarity" boom!

Then again you may be right and he'll OD before he has a suicide epiphany and clock out entirely by mistake.

Shadrick
12-21-2010, 02:30 AM
Why has no one mentioned Scott Hall yet?

I'll go with Scott Hall


I have considered making this topic on the boards for a while...but for the previously mentioned reasons, I chose not to. Regardless...

Next to die...i'd honestly have to say Jeff Hardy, Scott Hall (if he didn't get the help), or Hogan.

All joking aside, it'll be Chyna, Hall, or Hardy.

owenbrown
12-21-2010, 04:38 AM
The Christmas spirit is running wild in the wrestling forum.

I think someone heavily spiked the egg nog

Splaya
12-21-2010, 07:42 PM
Cannot believe no one said Kurt angle

Theo Dious
12-21-2010, 10:25 PM
Gotta go with Jeff Hardy via suicide

I mean the writings on the wall.

Suicide? No. Death by misadventure.

Theo Dious
12-21-2010, 10:26 PM
Jim Cornette via stress & cheeseburger induced stroke

Aguakate
12-21-2010, 10:26 PM
Bobby Heenan, unfortunately, because of all the health issues. Same goes for Superstar Billy Graham.

Theo Dious
12-21-2010, 10:26 PM
For reasons I can't fully explain, I'm going to throw down on Dusty Rhodes. (I beleive he IS still employed by the McMahons.)

Aguakate
12-21-2010, 10:37 PM
For reasons I can't fully explain, I'm going to throw down on Dusty Rhodes. (I beleive he IS still employed by the McMahons.)

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DLVH84
12-22-2010, 08:20 PM
Bobby Heenan, unfortunately, because of all the health issues. Same goes for Superstar Billy Graham.

Unfortunately, that's true. However, at least they lived long good lives.

Swiss Ultimate
12-22-2010, 09:06 PM
Cannot believe no one said Kurt angle

It hurts my heart dammit!

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-22-2010, 10:11 PM
It hurts my heart dammit!

His dad did have Agina. Maybe you are getting sympathy Agina. Just be glad you didn't get a sympathy broken FREAKIN' neck!!

Sixx
12-23-2010, 02:12 PM
Ric Flair.

He'd still probably just elbow drop to his grave.

Nightwing
12-23-2010, 02:14 PM
Flair will old man flop onto the canvas and suffocate in his excessive rubbery chest.

D Mac
12-23-2010, 02:54 PM
Flair will do that flop right into his grave.

D Mac
12-23-2010, 02:56 PM
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Gertner
12-23-2010, 03:46 PM
Lol ROH? Just like when the wrestle, nobody would care.

Swiss Ultimate
12-23-2010, 05:33 PM
Lol ROH? Just like when the wrestle, nobody would care.

That's completely fair and warranted, however ROH sees a lot of WWE and TNA wrestlers who are eithe transitioning or preparing to set their careers on indie mode. Also a lot of potential developmental guys reside there and that alone would make ROH significant for this thread.

Swish
12-23-2010, 05:52 PM
I had a dream Vince McMahon passed away. so maybe him?..

Gertner
12-23-2010, 08:01 PM
That's completely fair and warranted, however ROH sees a lot of WWE and TNA wrestlers who are eithe transitioning or preparing to set their careers on indie mode. Also a lot of potential developmental guys reside there and that alone would make ROH significant for this thread.

Like Kaval. Oh wait.

ooTin
12-25-2010, 09:37 PM
Macho Man, Toaster, Tub. Book It.

dude....

MIZantine Empire
12-25-2010, 09:51 PM
has anyone mentioned xpac? i am still sticking with my pick of batista or flair...but didnt xpac try to kill him self, or od on something not to long ago? guess he got tired of fucking a dude

ooTin
12-25-2010, 10:34 PM
has anyone mentioned xpac? i am still sticking with my pick of batista or flair...but didnt xpac try to kill him self, or od on something not to long ago? guess he got tired of fucking a dude

X-Pac was mentioned but the creator of the thread dismissed it because he is not currently working with any of the top 3 feds.
I believe he is a reasonable candidate for the next dead wrestler.

Swiss Ultimate
12-25-2010, 10:37 PM
I saw Pac at a FIP show in 2007 or 2008. He had a very good match. Jake was there too and smelled of vomit.

ooTin
12-25-2010, 10:45 PM
I saw Pac at a FIP show in 2007 or 2008. He had a very good match. Jake was there too and smelled of vomit.

congratulations? :-\

Swiss Ultimate
12-25-2010, 10:54 PM
Okay let me try to explain. If some wrestler who is so fucked up right now that TNA, ROH or the WWE won't hire them then how big of a surprise is it when they die???

Chris Benoit fucking came out of nowhere for me. Eddie G as well. Owen Hart. If I wanted obvious answers I'd have added CZW and anything related to Ian Rotten. If I wanted easy answers I'd have just posted my predictions of has-beens who are headed to the grave.

Xpac, Jake "The Snake", any wrestler over 65, 99% of CZW, Jeff Hardy and Spike Dudley.

Vastardikai
12-25-2010, 11:03 PM
I'm gonna say Malenko. He is the only member of the New Japan Three left, and he did have a heart issue earlier this year.

Swiss Ultimate
12-25-2010, 11:06 PM
And he currently works with the WWE.

ooTin
12-25-2010, 11:22 PM
Okay let me try to explain. If some wrestler who is so fucked up right now that TNA, ROH or the WWE won't hire them then how big of a surprise is it when they die???

Chris Benoit fucking came out of nowhere for me. Eddie G as well. Owen Hart. If I wanted obvious answers I'd have added CZW and anything related to Ian Rotten. If I wanted easy answers I'd have just posted my predictions of has-beens who are headed to the grave.

Xpac, Jake "The Snake", any wrestler over 65, 99% of CZW, Jeff Hardy and Spike Dudley.

Calm down fella.. I was not trying to question your.... uh... question... I was only attempting to explain the ground rules you had set for this thread.

Swiss Ultimate
12-26-2010, 04:58 PM
I see how you could mistake my tone for "excited" because of my use of "!!!" and capital letters.