TPWWs Holiday Battle Royal.

[Savio]

Want to be in TPWWs Annual Battle Royal? Sign up here!

Registration ends on Jan 1st.
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Rules on post #31

[Aguakate]

What's this all about?

(Aguakate sits down, crosses his legs, and sips on some coffee)

Tell me, Savior...tell me everything.

[JimmyMess]

I too be curious.

(JimmyMess sits down, not quite beside Aguakate, because we're not that familiar with each other, but kind of behind and to the right. Opens bag of cheetos)

[Xero]

I just realized that Matt Hardy is Mysterion.

[BizarroKing]

Hmm, I accept the challenge!

[Ermaximus]

I'm gonna throw down in this.

[Schlomey]

I'm in...granted I have no clue what the fuck it's about.

[bigslimjj]

I'm in,as long as it can be renamed TPWW "Holiday Battle Royale". Adding the E on royal classes it up a bit no?

[Swish]

Count me in

[Furious Beardsley]

Sure I'm in.

(But I'm sitting nowhere near JimmyMess or Aquakate, they smell, I'm sitting in the back of the room)

[XL]

Classic Savior.

[whiteyford]

I'm in,as long as it can be renamed TPWW "Holiday Battle Royale". Adding the E on royal classes it up a bit no?

Like the movie? Cuz im not comfortable dressing as a Japanese schoolgirl again.

[CSL]

CACTUS CLOTHESLINE

[The Gold Standard]

I am in.

BRING IT ON EVERYONE!!

YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!

[JimmyMess]

I just realized that Matt Hardy is Mysterion.

no way! mysterion hates grapes!

[glanville6]

I'm in but also clueless to how this works...look forward to it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is me registering.

This is me entering the ring first and winning the whole show.

[dhellova guy]

I want some too, so i'm in.

[CSL]

Gonna eliminate DttS like instantly, Bushwhacker Luke-style.

[dingdongyo]

is this going to require effort?

[Tazz Dan]

Yep

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sure.</font>

[Swiss Ultimate]

Gonna eliminate DttS like instantly, Bushwhacker Luke-style.

Totally going to hide under the ring til the end.

[Mr Amazing]

im in

[whiteyford]

I'm gonna roll under the bottom rope and fake an injury, get escorted to the back but sneak through the crowd later and hit someone with chair from behind.


And get eliminated while i celebrate:nono:

[Mr Amazing]

im going to roll under the bottom rope and do commentary then later come back in with a trash can full of weapons

[ooTin]

Im in... Im going straight after CSL... you hear that PUNK! Im gonna toss you out of that ring like last weeks seamen soaked playboy magazine.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm in, as long as I'm not signing up to be abducted from my home and placed on an island and forced to kill my fellow TPWW Universe members until there is only one survivor.

[ooTin]

I'm in, as long as I'm not signing up to be abducted from my home and placed on an island and forced to kill my fellow TPWW Universe members until there is only one survivor.

THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING FUCKING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:drool:

[ooTin]

And after I throw out CSL Im taking my pants off and scaring everyone else out of the ring so I win by forfeit. Unless there are any females in here :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

[Savio]

What's this all about?

(Aguakate sits down, crosses his legs, and sips on some coffee)

Tell me, Savior...tell me everything.
When the Battle Royal starts each Entrants name will be placed in a poll, the entrants with the highest number of votes will then be eliminated (multiple will be eliminated posters not just one).

The remaining members will then be placed in a new poll until a winner is selected. Probably 4 polls in total.

[CSL]

I am no selling everything, including elimination.

[whiteyford]

The part of Hulk Hogan, will tonight be played by CSL:shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

I am selling everything, including my dignity.

[VSG]

I am going to win, McMahon style.

[ooTin]

I demand a better system for eliminations.

[FourFifty]

Count in FourFifty.

And on another note that has nothing to do with wrestling, or this thread, can someone find/make me an avatar from a pic of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I will be the winner of this thing whatever it is!

[ooTin]

Can I just announce every entrant? Its what I do best

[BollywoodSingh]

In

[BizarroKing]

I will win like Stone Cold did in 97.

[ooTin]

In

Is that what you have to tell your GF every time:rofl: your fucking? lol jk jk sorry just could not pass it up

[Shadrick]

You could have. And you should have.

[Jakob Synn]

What does this accomplish in the end?

[The Naitch]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/133/248/RackMultipart.18089.0_display_image.jpg?1264608105

I'M IN!

[Furious Beardsley]

I'm totally invoking the Khali rule for myself so that when I step over the top rope to the floor I dont get eliminated.

[MIZantine Empire]

im in, and im going to win, because IM THE MIZ.....ANTINE EMPIRE, AND IM well u know, im just peachy

[Swiss Ultimate]

What does this accomplish in the end?

Entertainment and community.

[FourFifty]

As the guy that won that money from Vince McMahon, I am hereby putting a bounty on MIZantine Empire. He will NOT win it.

[MIZantine Empire]

As the guy that won that money from Vince McMahon, I am hereby putting a bounty on MIZantine Empire. He will NOT win it.
aww nuts..guess im elevating myself to heel status :( lol

[James Diesel]

Diesel is in

[Supreme Olajuwon]

A Holiday Battle Royal that doesn't start until January. Nice.

[ooTin]

You could have. And you should have.

But I didn't so what ya gonna do BROTHER?!?!?:shifty:

[whiteyford]

As the guy that won that money from Vince McMahon, I am hereby putting a bounty on MIZantine Empire. He will NOT win it.

I want that bounty:cool:

[XL]

What is the obsession with polls around here?

May I suggest an alternate system?

Every poster has say 10 points, then we each get to minus say 3 points per turn (1 point from 3 guys). You are eliminated when you reach 0.

Either way, I guess I'm in.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wrestling forum popularity contest. I predict somebody with a name like StoneColdRattlesnake316 will win.

[Ermaximus]

I see CSL winning this no doubt. Him or Xero.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah most probably one of those two. Credible forum posters who both frequently post in the wrestling forum. Maybe ABT could be in with a chance too if he put himself in this.

[addy2hotty]

I never enter into these terrible internet forum Royal Rumble/Battle Clusterfuck things. Never. They are a parody of the real thing and don't deserve my time.

Yeah......count me in.

[ooTin]

What is the obsession with polls around here?

May I suggest an alternate system?

Every poster has say 10 points, then we each get to minus say 3 points per turn (1 point from 3 guys). You are eliminated when you reach 0.

Either way, I guess I'm in.

I 2nd this Idea I believe it will be a better, more maintained method of deciding a champion.

[MIZantine Empire]

I want that bounty:cool:
really? really? REALLY? really? well what happens if i am entered, then withdraw, can i collect the bounty myself?

[ooTin]

really? really? REALLY? really? well what happens if i am entered, then withdraw, can i collect the bounty myself?

...I dont see why not...

[BizarroKing]

I want that bounty:cool:

http://www.citysackers.com/images/bounty%208pk.jpg

To quote Triple H: There you go, it's the quicker picker upper.

[Emperor Smeat]

Might as well join in on this.

[FourFifty]

Wrestling forum popularity contest. I predict somebody with a name like StoneColdRattlesnake316 will win.

I know the next screen name for my sock!

[MIZantine Empire]

...I dont see why not...
well then, i guess u can start calling me mr. bounty in the bank

[ooTin]

well then, i guess u can start calling me mr. bounty in the bank

Sneak attack on MIZantine with the MITB brief case that I stole from A-Ri.... ooTin leaves MIZantine knocked out in a pool of his own blood

[CSL]

"Unfortunately" ooTin is struck by a pilot-less Boeing 737 and dies immediately, therefore probably rendering him unable to compete in this.

[ooTin]

"Unfortunately" ooTin is struck by a pilot-less Boeing 737 and dies immediately, therefore probably rendering him unable to compete in this.

DUDE!!!!! Thats some pretty shitty luck ooTin has......oh....... wait :(

[Splaya]

I'm in

[MIZantine Empire]

DUDE!!!!! Thats some pretty shitty luck ooTin has......oh....... wait :(
turns out he didnt attack me, but one of my life like sex robots i sell which look exactly like me...

[ooTin]

turns out he didnt attack me, but one of my life like sex robots i sell which look exactly like me...

pretty sneeky sis.....

[MIZantine Empire]

pretty sneeky sis.....
yea, she got the real deal ;)

[Cuzziebro]

Add me to the list of posters who will be entering the 2011 TPWW Battle Royal....

[AKin3D]

I'll join in for the hell of it.

[SOCCER LEGS]

in

[Ultra Mantis]

I'm not entering but you can still hire me to stab ooTin in the kidneys prior to the event, causing him to miss four months of posting.

[D Mac]

Hmm, I accept the challenge!

[CSL]

I'm not entering but you can still hire me to stab ooTin in the kidneys prior to the event, causing him to miss four months of posting.

What if I hired you twice?

[ooTin]

I'm not entering but you can still hire me to stab ooTin in the kidneys prior to the event, causing him to miss four months of posting.

whatever they are paying you ill double... no TRIPLE it

[Poit]

I'm in.

[Poit]

And after I throw out CSL Im taking my pants off and scaring everyone else out of the ring so I win by forfeit. Unless there are any females in here :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

Go ahead, try that on me. :naughty:

[Tazz Dan]

I see CSL winning this no doubt. Him or Xero.

Yeah most probably one of those two. Credible forum posters who both frequently post in the wrestling forum. Maybe ABT could be in with a chance too if he put himself in this.

I obviously need to start posting in the Wrestling Forum more again.

[Tazz Dan]

Go ahead, try that on me. :naughty:

You dirty motherfucking slut

[Jimmy Cones]

I'm coming out as Furious' manager, but then BAM! taking all your asses out with a traffic cone.

[Poit]

You dirty motherfucking slut

:love:

[Savio]

I'm not entering but you can still hire me to stab ooTin in the kidneys prior to the event, causing him to miss four months of posting.
Sorry any one who posts is automatically signed up per to the RULES......

Might end registration tonight @ 11:00 due to the turn out of posters

[ooTin]

Go ahead, try that on me. :naughty:

...maybe I will

[Ultra Mantis]

What if I hired you twice?

I'll throw in a third stabbing for free, in true holiday spirit.

whatever they are paying you ill double... no TRIPLE it

This is a tempting offer, you would really pay triple for me to stab you in the kidneys?

[ooTin]

I'll throw in a third stabbing for free, in true holiday spirit.



This is a tempting offer, you would really pay triple for me to stab you in the kidneys?

yes....wait.. I mean no..... I would pay you triple to NOT stab me and give me some armor

[Ermaximus]

I'll join in for the hell of it.

Our Beth Phoenix-esque entrant.

[screech]

I am in.

I will provide play-by-play while in the match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Can I just announce every entrant? Its what I do best

You the Fink of your league? Have any youtube videos of your work?

[ooTin]

You the Fink of your league? Have any youtube videos of your work?

No unfortunately I dont. The guy I work for is really stingy with the taped shows and refuses to give them to the employees. Other wise I would post everything I could.... I guess I could record some of my talents at home but that would be kinda lame.

[XL]

Savior, did you decide how you were gonna work this?

I kinda hate the idea of a poll and 4 threads just for this.

[Next Big Thing]

"XL has been ELIMINATED!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No unfortunately I dont. The guy I work for is really stingy with the taped shows and refuses to give them to the employees. Other wise I would post everything I could.... I guess I could record some of my talents at home but that would be kinda lame.

That sucks how can you get a portfolio of your work for your resume/resume reel? If you ever want to get into bigger jobs you're going to need a reel of your performances.