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BizarroKing
02-08-2011, 02:27 PM
From PWInsider

TV Goods to Roll Out Hulk Hogan Endorsed Line of Pumice-Based Cleaning Products; PumMagic(TM) Product Line Draws Interest of Big Box Retailers

CLEARWATER, FL -- (Marketwire) -- 02/08/11 -- H & H Imports, Inc. (OTCQB: HNHI) (PINKSHEETS: HNHI), the parent company of TV Goods Holding Corporation, which previously announced that it was testing a single pumice-based cleaning product endorsed by Hulk Hogan, today announced that the Company has developed a complete line of the cleaning products, and has rebranded the line as "PumMagic™."

After receiving feedback from key big box retailers that they would like to see more than a single product marketed under the brand, the Company expanded the product line to include not only cleaners, but brushes, wipes and sponges; some of the most popular line extensions presently in the market. In addition, the Company improved and reformulated the product and product packaging.

The Company has reshot the commercial to include the line extensions and will begin airing the spot shortly. The Company is planning to launch the products on a global basis through multiple distribution channels including direct response, Electronic Retailing, live shopping channels, and retail (including web-based).

The PumMagic™ line is a revolutionary new line of pumice-based cleaning products that are safe enough to wash dishes yet gentle enough to clean a child's hands. The product line that the Company will be testing will include a liquid cleaner, a powdered cleaner, Pop-Up and Bag Pumice Wipes, Shaminator Sponges and bathroom scrubbers. The product effortlessly removes stains caused by coffee, ink, wine, juice, soy sauce, makeup, and more. It will be promoted as "The Cleaner for the Toughest Stains."

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Hogan Cleaning Products? What's next? A Hogan Breakfast bar? Energy Drink?...

Wait...

Xero
02-08-2011, 02:36 PM
WHACHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULK HOGAN CLEANS YOUUUUU!?

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-08-2011, 02:38 PM
I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, brother!!!

The Naitch
02-08-2011, 02:48 PM
if that fails, he could endorse PenisPumpMagic

BizarroKing
02-08-2011, 02:51 PM
just remember, no matter what, nothing can fail more than:

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6279/pastamania4mm.jpg

Rammsteinmad
02-08-2011, 03:10 PM
So I take it the devorce really left him broke then.

Good.

Theo Dious
02-08-2011, 03:54 PM
Step up from Rent-a-Center.

Theo Dious
02-08-2011, 03:57 PM
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Seriously, look at this horse shit.

teamXtremist
02-08-2011, 06:27 PM
hogan looks old n worn out in those commercials

James Steele
02-08-2011, 06:29 PM
hogan looks old n worn out in those commercials

If it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and walks like a duck...it's a fucking duck!

Emperor Smeat
02-08-2011, 06:38 PM
Looks like a Mr Clean vs Hogan in Cleaning Product on a Pole match could be a future idea for Russo in TNA.

Theo Dious
02-08-2011, 06:57 PM
Looks like a Mr Clean vs Hogan in Cleaning Product on a Pole match could be a future idea for Russo in TNA.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/178/973/343_display_image.jpg?1268990179

You better not let Austin hear you calling him Mr Clean.

Xero
02-08-2011, 07:54 PM
Austin's Whoop Ass was a pretty big failure, unfortunately. Maybe he SHOULD get into the cleaning business.

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James Steele
02-08-2011, 11:11 PM
:lol:

RiX1024
02-10-2011, 12:43 PM
The guy must be desperate for cash.

glanville6
02-10-2011, 01:06 PM
to say Hulk Hogan is WASHED UP would be an understatement

Xero
02-10-2011, 01:20 PM
I guess you could say that Linda WIPED THE FLOOR with him. She sure CLEANED OUT his wallet.

glanville6
02-10-2011, 01:22 PM
Haha. I can't think of anymore Hogan jokes...but he is a joke now, which is sad