Former WWF Women's Champion Debuting in TNA *05/12 IMPACT SPOILER*

[Xero]

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Joanie "Chyna" Laurer is backstage at the TNA Impact taping and will debut in the role of Kurt Angle's mistress. Yes, Chyna. So, we will be getting a reprisal of the Jeff Jarrett-Chyna rivalry from the WWF back when they feuded over the Intercontinental championship.

[MoFo]

Thats actually an awesome surprise, IMO.

[VSG]

Wait, I thought that giant maggot Aloisia was going to be the mistress?

[CSL]

Wait, I thought that giant maggot Aloisia was going to be the mistress?

That would be another Internet Wrestling News Factoid for you

[Tazz Dan]

But.... But.... This is on the front page......:

Partial Source: Pwinsider

Isis The Amazon, or Aloisia (real-name Lindsay Howard) is backstage at the iMPACT! tapings today. We reported over the weekend that she is rumored to debut as Kurt Angle’s mistress. If true, she’ll obviously be feuding with Karen Angle. Here is our original report from Sunday:
As seen on TNA iMPACT! in recent weeks, the company has added a new twist to the ongoing Kurt Angle, Jeff Jarrett, and Karen Jarrett storyline following the TNA Lockdown pay-per-view.

According to a source, current plans call Isis The Amazon, or Aloisia, to be revealed as Angle’s “mistress” in the coming weeks. This is the same woman who tried out for WWE several months ago. WWE opted not to sign her after several photos surfaced online showing her nude.

Isis The Amazon recently made an appearance in a dark match prior to an iMPACT! taping in Orlando, FL. TNA sources described her as ‘sloppy’ and ‘green’ but obviously liked her look.
For those who have never seen her before, you can click here (http://www.tnawrestlingnews.com/headlines/300339203.shtml) to see her ‘dirty’ photos.
More as we get it. Nothing is confirmed just yet.

[Tazz Dan]

Surely Ryan Clark couldn't be wrong :'(

[Lock Jaw]

Angle's choices in "women" is really deteriorating.

[VSG]

I should now wear a shirt that says "I fell for a factoid".

[Xero]

PWInsider originally reported it was going to be the giant a while ago. She's still at the tapings and will likely debut tonight, but won't be Angle's mistress.

They did correct it in a later posting (from PWInsider):

Lindsay Howard, the giant female who was going to be part of WWE NXT before being let go, is backstage at the TNA Impact tapings and will be debuting tonight.

I am told she is not Kurt Angle's mistress, so they must have another role in mind for her.

[VSG]

Ya, that was the reason I thought it was going to be her. Can't believe PWI fed me FACTOIDS.

[BizarroKing]

Is this better or worse than Aloisia?

[VSG]

Depends on how she looks now I guess.

[DLVH84]

Is this better or worse than Aloisia?

I don't know. It depends on how you see it.

[Razzamajazz]

so that why ryan clark says pwi is only a "partial source" when he copies and pastes them. so he can claim he's not wrong

[Ultra Mantis]

So I guess TNA has pretty much given up on the knockouts division, that's actually a smart move though because nobody gives a shit about women's wrestling.

[Juan]

That's why you shouldn't even read Ryan Clark's stuff.

[Jordan]

I'm gonna watch it :$

VINTAGE RUSSO!

[DLVH84]

So I guess TNA has pretty much given up on the knockouts division, that's actually a smart move though because nobody gives a shit about women's wrestling.

Bullshit. I like Women's Wrestling. It's a shame a lot of American wrestling fans don't appreciate women's wrestling like they used to.

[VSG]

Yo DLVH84, whatever happened to your heir to the throne of Japanese wrestling? That kid you made a thread about? He jobbing yet?

[DLVH84]

Yo DLVH84, whatever happened to your heir to the throne of Japanese wrestling? That kid you made a thread about? He jobbing yet?

Daichi is still wrestling. Losing his first matches is considered "paying dues," by old school means.

[CSL]

Bullshit. I like Women's Wrestling. It's a shame a lot of American wrestling fans don't appreciate women's wrestling like they used to.

He quite obviously didn't mean that literally, it was a generalization. And a correct one, nobody gives a shit about women's wrestling. And what do you mean 'used to'? GLOW and co. hardly gave Vince a run for his money. Not to mention it was more of a TV show in the vein of Gladiators as opposed to a wrestling show. And it featured birds in tight outfits. Do you really think those tuning in were doing so for the headlock reversals?

[Nicky Fives]

I'm mixed about this.... I just I'll have to wait until Thursday to make an accurate assessment....

[Xero]

Wrestlelicious is going to take the world by storm. Just you wait.

[MoFo]

She looked pretty fucked up on that Celeb Rehab show a while back.

Also lol @ her penis clit.

But still glad to see her back though. Always wanted her to go to WWE for an 'epic' feud with Trish.

[BizarroKing]

On the upside, according to the Impact tapings, we're also going to see the return of the greatest wrestler of all time!

http://pwa.wrestlingx.net/wrestlerimages/braden_walker.jpg

[Riker]

I am kind of interested to see what she is looking like.

Is she still working out and using roids? Or is it just drug wreck Chyna?

[Riker]

Doesnt the WWE own the name Chyna as well?

[Innovator]

lol TNA

[The Jayman]

anything can happen in <s>the world wrestling federation</s> total nonstop action

[Volare]

All they're missing is more pyro.

[DLVH84]

I am kind of interested to see what she is looking like.

Is she still working out and using roids? Or is it just drug wreck Chyna?

Last time we saw her, she was a drug wreck.

[Fox]

So TNA throws money at a washed up ex-WWE superstar in an attempt to make their product more interesting.

Does anyone have any NEW business to discuss?

[Haze]

What's more shocking?

The fact that Chyna is now with TNA?

or that there are 2 threads dedicated to the Spoilers of the 5/12 Impact taping?

My vote is for the latter.

[MoFo]

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[CSL]

Doesnt the WWE own the name Chyna as well?

She legally changed her name to Chyna years ago.

[Volare]

I thought that was Chyna Doll.

[Xero]

She was using Chyna Doll on the Indies or in Japan or some shit.

[St. Jimmy]

Change the title to Former WWF Intercontinental Champion and Degeneration X Founder to TNA

[The Naitch]

Is she still an alcoholic?

[mhirn3]

More good housekeeping matches in store?

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[DLVH84]

She was using Chyna Doll on the Indies or in Japan or some shit.

If I can remember, Chyna Doll was supposed to be her name in her proposed debut in TNA in 2004, while she used her birth name, while wrestling in Japan. She never wrestled in the Indies after leaving the WWF.