*OFFICIAL* WWE All-Star RAW Thread

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

should be a good show

hopefully zack ryder competes tonight

[DAMN iNATOR]

Early much?

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Early much?

not really, there are 3 hours of raw tonight

[CSL]

not to mention it just doesn't matter how early the thread goes up if people want to talk about it

[MoFo]

Roddy Piper & Bill 'Hugh Morris' DeMott are at Raw, DeMott is expected to be in a match.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Roddy Piper & Bill 'Hugh Morris' DeMott are at Raw, DeMott is expected to be in a match.

:D

[PorkSoda]

So why is this event called All Star? Is Lance Storm going to be there?

Heather Locklear? Wayne Campbell?

[CSL]

Yes.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Would moderately mark out if DeMott goes for a moonsault tonight.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

This show either needs an Austin/CM Punk interaction, or an Austin/Ryder interaction.

[Evil Vito]

Roddy Piper & Bill 'Hugh Morris' DeMott are at Raw, DeMott is expected to be in a match.

I gotta assume he'll be wrestling Andy or something.

[Providence Peep]

I always thought only Xero could start "official" Monday Night Raw threads. :shifty:

[Jordan]

Why do people care if this goes up early? Shit it could go up on Tuesday and be suitable. Either way, sad there is no Tough Enough but I'm glad we get a 3 hour Raw, I hope it's fucking awesome.

[MoFo]

wait what, theres another 3hr Raw nxt week too?

[Corndad]

So who's eating a Stunner tonight...

[Providence Peep]

So who's eating a Stunner tonight...

Mark Yeaton

[ClockShot]

I expect some simulated matches from the video game to appear on the show tonight to try to promote this.

Other than that, should be a good night.

[Droford]

This show either needs an Austin/CM Punk interaction, or an Austin/Ryder interaction.

You get Punk/Cena and you'll like it!

[Corndad]

Too bad Austin can't stun the hell out of the TPWW Server. Maybe knock some of the cobwebs out of it.

[Londoner]

Excited for this!

[Londoner]

Gonna have to switch between this and the hockey, mind you though!

[ClockShot]

I expect some simulated matches from the video game to appear on the show tonight to try to promote this.

Other than that, should be a good night.

Told ya.

[Corndad]

I came to play....

[Londoner]

Can't believe Capitol Punihsment is on Box Office over here, not worth paying 15 quid for.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Had to throw a Rep. Weiner joke in, didn't he?

[Corndad]

Oh Miz. You and your pop culture references

[Londoner]

Will Stone Cold say WHAT?

[Rollermacka]

OMG MIZ SAID WEINER, he's gonna get fined.



Side Note, This show needs more WHAT!

[Xero]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

CHAT

[ClockShot]

Piper's Pit tonight.

[Londoner]

That's a shit car.

[ClockShot]

Nice Porsche.

[Corndad]

My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin....


But you already know that.

[Corndad]

I never got why they act so pissed when they are set for a match after walking out with full wrestling gear on already lol

[ClockShot]

Hmph. Ocarina of Time ain't shipping until next week. Better change that commercial.

[Rollermacka]

Lol, SSSSSSHHHHOOOOWWW!!!! Makes me laugh every time. Ah, The Worlds Largest Life Partners

[Londoner]

Can't remember seeing Big Show run that fast before. :eek:

[ClockShot]

Show hauled ass down that ramp.

[Londoner]

God Austin sounds nervy,lol.

[Corndad]

Show was movin man.

[Providence Peep]

Piper's Pit tonight.

Yeah, fucking shame most people on TPWW don't realize Piper is one of the greatest superstars of all time.

[ClockShot]

The Bag Man, Ted Jr., and Wade.

There's a solid stable.

[Londoner]

Boston 1-0 up. :cool:

edit: Now 2 up. :D

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[ClockShot]

I'm digging the mood lighting.

Question: Is Sin Cara really using a trampoline/springboard to clear the top rope? Or is that all skill?

[Poit]

"Kelly Kelly once told me that you were a two-bagger, what does that mean?" :rofl:

[Corndad]

I hope Bryan and Wade get a full blown IC title feud once all this Zeke stuff is over.

[Corndad]

I would have laughed so hard if Sin Cara fell on his trampoline when Wade knocked him over and bounced back up lol

[Rollermacka]

You know, every time I think about becoming a pro wrestler I look at someone like Ezekiel Jackson and say maybe not. Then I look over and see Daniel Bryan and I think maybe I will


Side Note, wow Sin Cara was amazing in that match :roll:

[ClockShot]

Bit of lame ending.

[Rollermacka]

I HATED Written in the Stars when it was the Wrestlemania theme song, but when I hear the full song on the radio its not too bad (maybe because they just played the chorus repeatedly durring Mania season)

[Providence Peep]

Side Note, wow Sin Cara was amazing in that match :roll:

Yeah, because you could have done what he did, right? :wtf:

[ClockShot]

Truth's gonna whoop 'Swog's ass.

[Corndad]

Little Jimmywoggle!

[Innovator]

WOOOOO TRUTH

[ClockShot]

"Lil' Jennys"

[Rollermacka]

Yeah, because you could have done what he did, right? :wtf:

No, because he didn't botch half the match like he usually does

[Cool King]

"Funnnnnnnnnn!"

[Innovator]

How much coke is he on right now?

[Innovator]

Truth is my hero now.

[Corndad]

That GIF would be amazing.

[ClockShot]

Hey. JoMo returns.

[Providence Peep]

No, because he didn't botch half the match like he usually does

because you'd be better in the ring than he is, right?

[Londoner]

because you'd be better in the ring than he is, right?

Don't know where you're getting that from what he said.

[Providence Peep]

And now for a match where neither of the two guys in the ring are introduced by the ring announcer

[Rollermacka]

Gonna have to switch between this and the hockey, mind you though!

I'm actually switching between RAW and 3 Ninjas: High noon at mega mountain. DAVE DRAGONAMANIA, BROTHER!

[Cool King]

We Want Ryder chant?

[ClockShot]

Sheamus with the Texas Cloverleaf.

Dean Malenko showing him a thing or 2 in back?

[Juan]

Texas Cloverleaf :heart:

[Corndad]

Ryder Chants. Outstanding!

[Providence Peep]

Were they saying RYDER or PIPER?

[Rollermacka]

because you'd be better in the ring than he is, right?

Of course not, but then again I'm not marketed as the hottest star from Mexico

[Cool King]

It's good seeing the Texas Cloverleaf again.

[Providence Peep]

Of course not, but then again I'm not marketed as the hottest star from Mexico

point taken

[ClockShot]

I miss Orton on raw. Ain't the same without him. :'(

[Juan]

No, because he didn't botch half the match like he usually does

This is why I hate the IWC sometimes. Exaggerate much?

[Londoner]

I miss Orton on raw. Ain't the same without him. :'(

I don't.

[Londoner]

fucking mic trouble lol

[Corndad]

Hit the Switch... I kinda like the shirt.

[Juan]

Christian :heart:

[Juan]

lol ouch @ the Edge comment

[ClockShot]

BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[Londoner]

AT LAST...YOU'RE ON YOUR OOOWWNNN....


nope....:(

[Londoner]

whats up with the computer when austins the gm? :mad:

[ClockShot]

I thought skynet had the night off.

[Londoner]

Oh rey v christian, should be good.

[Providence Peep]

How the fuck can the anonymous RAW GM threaten to strip Orton of the title, when Orton is on the SMACKDOWN roster?!?!?!?!!? :mad:

[Londoner]

Going for match of the night here aslong as there's not a DQ.

[Rollermacka]

How the fuck can the anonymous RAW GM threaten to strip Orton of the title, when Orton is on the SMACKDOWN roster?!?!?!?!!? :mad:

(Shrugs) because its All Star Night?

[Londoner]

HAHA fuck it

[Corndad]

What kinda ending was that??

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: come back from commercial and the match is already over between Rey and Christian.

[ClockShot]

Well that was fast.

[Londoner]

BOOKER JUST SAID JERICHO.:D

[Londoner]

I AM SURE I DIDN'T MISHEAR HIM

[Corndad]

EXCUSE ME!

[ClockShot]

Steve with the Ringmaster reference.

Ah, the good ol' days.

[Corndad]

Wow. Well something unexpected.

[ClockShot]

Give this guy some music already.

[Rollermacka]

Wow, Vickies been losing some weight and I'm not gonna lie she's not lookin too bad :naughty: They do love mentioning The Ringmaster nowadays, don't they? What's next, are they gonna talk about how the Truth has been "Gettin Rowdy" reciently?

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

R-Truth is amazing right now

"little jimmy got johnny"

[Corndad]

SHAZAM!!!!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

SHAZAM!

LOOKS LIKE LIL JIMMY GOT JOHNNY!

[Corndad]

Get em Nunzio!

[ClockShot]

Hey Guido. How ya doin'?

[Corndad]

I adore Heel R-Truth. I really really do.

[Jordan]

How fucking good is R-Truth, goddamn!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He's like a Looney Tunes character. Love it.

[Corndad]

Just looking at the all the talent together tonight it makes you realize how many great Heels they got but other then Cena and Orton and maybe MAYBE Mysterio what Main Level Faces are really over as Faces?

[ClockShot]

I wonder if Keith Stone is suppling Steve with his beer tonight?

[Corndad]

C'mon Katilyn Sighting!

[Jura]

So much TnA in the WWE right now.

[ClockShot]

Hot damn Rosa Mendes. Where's she been hiding?

[Corndad]

What the hell are they doing now????

[Corndad]

Good God this is making NXT Challenges entertaining lol That was so random.

[Corndad]

Do you want a beer lol

[ClockShot]

ATV!

[ClockShot]

Cyber Monday?

[RawRocks]

No more Raw Anonymous GM .. we hope :D

[ClockShot]

I AIN'T GETTING ON NO BOAT!

[Cool King]

No Zack Ryder on Raw?

Are you serious, bro?

[Londoner]

Fell asleep for abit but back up in time for the main event.

[Londoner]

loving this crowd

[Corndad]

OMG that girl who didn't get Cena's shirt after holding the sign wanting it for her birthday. HILLARIOUS! She is crushed its so funny. If you have DVR you have to watch that.

[RawRocks]

dueling chants.. crowd is hot as fuck.

[Cool King]

Booker T likes football.

[Cool King]

OMG that girl who didn't get Cena's shirt after holding the sign wanting it for her birthday. HILLARIOUS! She is crushed its so funny. If you have DVR you have to watch that.

Yeah, I saw that too.

[rob11]

Viewers choice next week? Zack Ryder needs to be voted into the main event.

[Innovator]

Punk with the macho jump from the top, awesome.

[Cool King]

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but throughout the match, I've noticed that Cena has been reacting to the chants.

Everytime one half of crowd chants "Let's go Cena", Cena fights back from the hold he's in, but when the other half of the crowd chant "CM Punk" or "Cena Sucks", he lets CM Punk get the advantage of the hold Punk's applied.

[Corndad]

Oh shit Punk wins. Punk wins!

[Jura]

lol *1...2...3* Crowd cheers.

[Droford]

lol an R Truth chant

[Jura]

Yo Justin Roberts, is you hittin that?

[Corndad]

I'm feelin frisky. I might even pick Punk to win a PPV match for Tipsters. Wow.

[GD]

Punk had the upper hand almost throughout the match. Loved it.

[Lock Jaw]

I sometimes have a hard time discerning whether a crowd is chanting "Cena Sucks" or "CM Punk".

[Tom Guycott]

Crap. Nuked my recap post. Guess it's for the best. However, quick summation:

-R-Truth's facial expressions = Papa Shango. Also, how did he make "fun" a two syllable word?

-Big Show + full out running = hilarity

-Lol'd at the crowd not knowing Christian was heel. The Freakazoid! shirt does make it hard to take him seriously as such.

-Ziggler in suit backstage = Sid from NES version Maniac Mansion
Ziggler in ring = Dr. Horrible's stunt double

-Yet another multiple Diva piss break where not only Gail Kim doesn't get tagged in, but Kelly didn't even tag anyone in. What was the point? They all could have come out for the Rockettes bit AFTER the 1 on 1 match that happened. Also, where was Layla? She seemed to be the only one missing (besides Kong, but her absence is excused).

-Punk/Austin interaction! Also, surprise Piper is always good.

-Looks like the option was "RIOT", unless ZR got some dark match and/or dark main event ring time.

-Who. Was. THAT in the red dress sitting next to Justin Roberts?

Quote of the night: Cole: "Getting her groove on? What is this, '76??"

[MIZantine Empire]

i love the subtle references to bries tats that are really close to her honey pot cole "you know how i can tell thats brie bella?" lol.. loved the "we want ryder" chants.

[Innovator]

If Austin has another match in him, and you want Punk to resign, I would dangle that for Wrestlemania in front of him.

[James Steele]

Imagine that WrestleMania XXVIII lineup:

The Rock vs John Cena
Stone Cold vs CM Punk
Triple H vs Undertaker III
Rey Mysterio vs Sin Cara
Solid Undercard Matches (Bryan, Swagger, Ziggler, Del Rio, etc.)
1 Diva Shitfest

I GOT 3 WORDS FOR YA...

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[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Hot damn Rosa Mendes. Where's she been hiding?

i don't know but she got lucky when kelly kelly stinkfaced her:naughty:

[Nicky Fives]

The chick beside Roberts has been the announcer on Superstars for the past month or so..... no idea what her name is..... she's got a weird skin colour..... like caramel......:drool:

[The Jayman]

The chick beside Roberts has been the announcer on Superstars for the past month or so..... no idea what her name is..... she's got a weird skin colour..... like caramel......:drool:

Eden Stiles

http://www.divasofdestruction.co.uk/picture.php?id=1343

[Schlomey]

no Ryder :(

[Gertner]

Ryder wrestled Primo on Superstars and apparently got a massive pop.

[Lock Jaw]

Which will be edited into a small crackle.

[MIZantine Empire]

Eden Stiles

http://www.divasofdestruction.co.uk/picture.php?id=1343
she looks like she could be "saved by the bell"

[screech]

:y:

[XL]

If Austin has another match in him, and you want Punk to resign, I would dangle that for Wrestlemania in front of him.
I read that and thought "Why would a huge match against one of the biggest stars ever make Punk wanna quit!?".

Then I realised you meant re-sign. :$

[Innovator]

Yes, XL. I of all people want CM Punk to quit.

[XL]

Well that's why it was even more confusing.

[Innovator]

Just 5 short years ago I started the Punker hype machine on TPDub.

[James Steele]

LOLXLWHATACUNTLOL

[Fenix122]

Ryder wrestled Primo on Superstars and apparently got a massive pop.


yeah i was there and the pop was huge...woo woo woo you know it chants were rampant. and there were some we want ryder chants during Raw also.

[Jordan]

It's probably the genius of Vince McMahon to keep this Ryder fanbase boiling until Vince says so.

[Jordan]

I mean this has never really happened, to my memory at least. A superstar becoming such on his own with no TV time, and selling his shirts out everywhere? Why the fuck would they put him on TV, milk that shit while you can then feed it to the stupid masses once it's time to commercialize it.