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Droford
08-18-2011, 10:02 PM
X Division Guantlet Match: Kid Kash, Austin Aries, Robbie E, Alex Shelley, Jesse Sorensen, Tony Nese, Mark Haskins and Zema Ion for the #1 contenders spot.

BUT FIRST..ITS STING~!

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:08 PM
crazy Flair is crazy!

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:12 PM
Can't believe I missed Flair watching some meaningless preseason beating of the Eagles.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:14 PM
Ah, you beat me to it. I was gonna name the thread "Honestly Angle, who throws a shoe?" The X Divsion match should be amazing, I'm glad they signed and rejuvinated the X Division

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:16 PM
Hmm, Hogan and Flair kissing... was I right? :naughty:

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:17 PM
can we start a "Ric Flair is gay for Hulk hogan" rumor?

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:18 PM
I'm fairly certain Devon has had more of these BFGS matches than anyone else by a large margin. I don't even remember the last 2 matches AJ Styles had, I know he had a tag match with RVD a few weeks ago but other than that...

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:19 PM
this match is missing Bubba and Rick

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:20 PM
Pretty cool move by Joe.

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:21 PM
Joe picks the fattest guy to start out on..lol

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:27 PM
Joe beat up a black man so now he's "from the skreetz"?

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:28 PM
Continuitity Error: Cookie comes out with Robbie E despite last weeks events

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:28 PM
Kid Kash looks more like Crimson than Red did.

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:29 PM
Continuitity Error: Cookie comes out with Robbie E despite last weeks events

They made up over some spray on tan.

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:31 PM
HASKINS WINS! HaSKINS WINS!

HASKINS WINS AGAIN!

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:33 PM
Its probably not a good idea to name yourself after http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2152319/2180454/2204595/081126_DRINK_Zima.jpg

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:34 PM
OUCH, was that a tooth that flew out of Zimas mouth?

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:34 PM
Nese looks like a mini chris masters.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:41 PM
Man Kash didn't look too bad it that match minus that weird Powerbomb move

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:42 PM
I wonder how long Sorrenson will be ranked #2?

Skippord
08-18-2011, 10:42 PM
love Aries

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:43 PM
lol at the retard at ringside with balloons

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:45 PM
Wow, AJ vs RVD for free?

Emperor Smeat
08-18-2011, 10:47 PM
I wonder how long Sorrenson will be ranked #2?

Bigger question will be how long TNA remembers or follows their ranking system since this isn't the first time they have tried rankings.

The X-division gauntlet match was pretty nice overall and Aires is doing great as the a-hole character of the division.

:lol: at the random Ric Flair segment

Skippord
08-18-2011, 10:49 PM
lol Flair talking about phony retirement

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:50 PM
I may be alone, but I missed Flair being on my tv.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 10:50 PM
Anderson turning for the 14325324th time this year

CSL
08-18-2011, 10:50 PM
I AM TUNED INTO TNA IMPACT AT 2.48AM BECAUSE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY WITH NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP INCLUDING THE CATS

that Bud Light ad was completely bent

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:52 PM
lol Flair talking about phony retirement

Yeah I caught that too.

CSL
08-18-2011, 10:53 PM
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/BFG.jpg

The BFG Series

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:53 PM
lol I just realized with Bully Ray in the top 4 theres a chance that he main Events BFG in Philly

that would be hillarious

CSL
08-18-2011, 10:53 PM
so Jacqueline is still alive huh

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 10:54 PM
Is it just me or are there an overabundance of commercials tonight?

UFC leaves and everyone else has to pick up the slack I guess.

Droford
08-18-2011, 10:55 PM
I wonder if Spike TV offers TNA at least like an impact replay now that they lost UFC

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:56 PM
I AM TUNED INTO TNA IMPACT AT 2.48AM BECAUSE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY WITH NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP INCLUDING THE CATS

that Bud Light ad was completely bent

Meow

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 10:59 PM
Traci Brooks looks like somebodies semi hot mom who's still trying to look and act like a slutty teenager



Side note, so what happend with UFC and Spike?

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:00 PM
so Jacqueline is still alive huh

I knew she had to be getting old but shes only like 47

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:00 PM
I wonder why Mickie isn't rocking the cowgirl boots tonight.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:00 PM
HARDCORE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:01 PM
gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:04 PM
gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Save that for next week and we'll make a game out of it, cept I wont be participating lol

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:05 PM
ODB is going to get breast cancer the way she keeps slapping her breasts

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:06 PM
based on that uncomfortable hand raise I am betting that Earl Hebner has railed Mickie James

edyhdrawde
08-18-2011, 11:07 PM
gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Dude, you'll get alcohol poisoning and then need to get your stomach pumped.

It's not worth it.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:07 PM
gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Your still sober enough to type?

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:09 PM
cat keeps snoring in like 5-10 second increments

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:09 PM
about the only thing really shot worthy so far was Flair kissing Hogan.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:11 PM
easily the sexiest segment ever.

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:12 PM
Winter's World

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:12 PM
this appears to be the opening of a lesbian porn scene

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:12 PM
This isn't Hollywood!

..fade to Eric Young in Hollywood..

thought TNA would do that

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:13 PM
lesbian vampire porn

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:13 PM
if I drank alcohol that segment would have been awesome for my new shot game

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:14 PM
lesbian vampire porn

The greatest niche of them all.

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:15 PM
if I drank alcohol that segment would have been awesome for my new shot game

I can't think of a better starting point.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:16 PM
as a connoisseur of lesbian vampire porn I could not be more erect right now

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:16 PM
Score September 3rd in the middle of a field during a county fair. I think I'll go to that.

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:16 PM
should probably take a shot everytime AJ Styles' tattoo is in the camera shot

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:17 PM
gonna get a tattoo of my own name in giant letters on my ribs

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:18 PM
No I take that back the fair ends the week before TNA shows up. REO Speedwagon will be in the middle of a field during a county fair. TNA will just be in the middle of a field in a small Virginia town.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:18 PM
as they should be

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:21 PM
Screw Jerry Lynn... I want Jerry Flynn!

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:23 PM
Or maybe they close out the fair...I don't know the website just gives me the run around. Either way being the optimist I am I think I will go and hope for an amazing show that takes my breath away.

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:23 PM
Screw Jerry Lynn... I want Jerry Flynn!

Jerry Flynn vs. Glacier next week, get on that Bischoff.

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:25 PM
Its Mr JL to Bischoff

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:25 PM
I don't know if he can make up a zillion point deficit.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:28 PM
You know Dave, your not alone. Fair has been GOLD tonight

"You know I never liked that rafter gimmick"

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:29 PM
I know. I just want them to follow him around all night as he rambles on semi-coherently.

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:29 PM
Flair is still the man

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:32 PM
why is there a fully grown Hornswoggle trying to fight Chachi?

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:33 PM
I know. I just want them to follow him around all night as he rambles on semi-coherently.

Wow, an Eric Young/ Flair segment right now would be EPIC (although this Scott Baio angle looks hilarious)

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:34 PM
If they actually go through with this EY vs Baio thing..ugh

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:35 PM
Buy Sting's new shirt before we change his gimmick again!

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:36 PM
TNA should just do the "Geico" gimmick with Eric Young. He should just have more segments where he goes around wrestling D list and lower celebs/ musicians

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:36 PM
Is Crimson's music just the opening riff to Randy Savage's last WCW theme on loop? With some lyrics added later on perhaps?

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:38 PM
why is there a fully grown Hornswoggle trying to fight Chachi?

Joanie on a pole match.

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:38 PM
so the angry ginger decided to get dressed and then put his knee brace on

I take it his doctor is

http://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dr-nick.gif

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:39 PM
hope they do another Millionaires Club vs New Blood angle

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:39 PM
did they name this guy Crimson just because he has red hair?

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:40 PM
Is Thrilla writing Angle's promos now?

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:40 PM
his Cousin is Amazing Red

he should have been Big Crimson.

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:40 PM
Never put it on a pedestal Crimson.

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:41 PM
so ginger

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:41 PM
Kurt Angle should start doing a Matt Foley gimmick

"I've been making people my whole career, and all it's gotten me is a divorce and a van down by the river."

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:41 PM
I kind of like this Crimson guy

no idea why

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:42 PM
probably the big pouty lips

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:42 PM
Crimson needs to get whacked in the face and have to start wearing a mask

then he could be the Crimson Mask

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:42 PM
"By the way Mr. Angle...You're Next!!!"

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:43 PM
Sarita looks hot with that mask/brace.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:44 PM
did they name this guy Crimson just because he has red hair?

He debuted as Amazing Reds "little brother" for about 15 mins so the brother of Red is... Crimson, make sense?


Side note, where's Amazing Red? There doing all this X Division promotion where's he at?

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:44 PM
Sarita is from Canada
Rosita is from Queens, NY

Rosita also looks like Mini Trish.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:45 PM
want to bang this Rosita character

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:46 PM
want to bang this Rosita character

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OXu75DFyPsw/TdU6EyaUcsI/AAAAAAAACUY/JQ5nG8pICIY/s1600/221902_201649106539562_100000834236982_430263_6115377_n.jpg

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:49 PM
Its times like these when I wish i avoided spoilers, but I totally called whats about to happen 2 months ago so..I feel smart.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:51 PM
would also bang Sarita in some sort of crazy fetish situation with that mask

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:51 PM
lol they even bleep "AAA"

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:52 PM
the Main Event has a sponsor? rad

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:52 PM
What are we doing Borash? I don't need you doing a promo for 5 hour energy too, they have enough commercials with unlikable spokespeople.

Skippord
08-18-2011, 11:53 PM
"in the corner to my left."

with them standing right next to him in the middle of the ring

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:54 PM
Cena should add some flames to his jorts.

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:54 PM
I want to know when Robert Roode became Bobby..sounds stupid

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:56 PM
he was Bobby Roode long before he was Robert

CSL
08-18-2011, 11:57 PM
Hernandez is really bad

Droford
08-18-2011, 11:57 PM
he was Bobby Roode long before he was Robert

Im aware of that but I like alliterative names.

Rollermacka
08-18-2011, 11:59 PM
Lol, they chant USA for Roode who's Canadian. Meh they did it to Bret Hart all the time

DaveBrawl
08-18-2011, 11:59 PM
Hernandez is really bad

He seemed to be better before they sent him to Mexico.

DaveBrawl
08-19-2011, 12:00 AM
lol Hebner blocking Double J out of the shot at the end

Droford
08-19-2011, 12:02 AM
lol Hebner blocking Double J out of the shot at the end
Dos Js

get it right

DaveBrawl
08-19-2011, 12:05 AM
My apologies.

XL
08-19-2011, 07:29 AM
Sarita looks hot with that mask/brace.
Which is lucky cos without it, not so much. Y'know, with the facial paralysis and all.