Impact thread 8/18 X Division Madness!

[Droford]

X Division Guantlet Match: Kid Kash, Austin Aries, Robbie E, Alex Shelley, Jesse Sorensen, Tony Nese, Mark Haskins and Zema Ion for the #1 contenders spot.

BUT FIRST..ITS STING~!

[Droford]

crazy Flair is crazy!

[DaveBrawl]

Can't believe I missed Flair watching some meaningless preseason beating of the Eagles.

[Rollermacka]

Ah, you beat me to it. I was gonna name the thread "Honestly Angle, who throws a shoe?" The X Divsion match should be amazing, I'm glad they signed and rejuvinated the X Division

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, Hogan and Flair kissing... was I right? :naughty:

[Droford]

can we start a "Ric Flair is gay for Hulk hogan" rumor?

[DaveBrawl]

I'm fairly certain Devon has had more of these BFGS matches than anyone else by a large margin. I don't even remember the last 2 matches AJ Styles had, I know he had a tag match with RVD a few weeks ago but other than that...

[Droford]

this match is missing Bubba and Rick

[DaveBrawl]

Pretty cool move by Joe.

[Droford]

Joe picks the fattest guy to start out on..lol

[Rollermacka]

Joe beat up a black man so now he's "from the skreetz"?

[Droford]

Continuitity Error: Cookie comes out with Robbie E despite last weeks events

[DaveBrawl]

Kid Kash looks more like Crimson than Red did.

[DaveBrawl]

Continuitity Error: Cookie comes out with Robbie E despite last weeks events

They made up over some spray on tan.

[Droford]

HASKINS WINS! HaSKINS WINS!

HASKINS WINS AGAIN!

[Droford]

Its probably not a good idea to name yourself after http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2152319/2180454/2204595/081126_DRINK_Zima.jpg

[Rollermacka]

OUCH, was that a tooth that flew out of Zimas mouth?

[Droford]

Nese looks like a mini chris masters.

[Rollermacka]

Man Kash didn't look too bad it that match minus that weird Powerbomb move

[Droford]

I wonder how long Sorrenson will be ranked #2?

[Skippord]

love Aries

[Droford]

lol at the retard at ringside with balloons

[Rollermacka]

Wow, AJ vs RVD for free?

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder how long Sorrenson will be ranked #2?

Bigger question will be how long TNA remembers or follows their ranking system since this isn't the first time they have tried rankings.

The X-division gauntlet match was pretty nice overall and Aires is doing great as the a-hole character of the division.

:lol: at the random Ric Flair segment

[Skippord]

lol Flair talking about phony retirement

[DaveBrawl]

I may be alone, but I missed Flair being on my tv.

[Skippord]

Anderson turning for the 14325324th time this year

[CSL]

I AM TUNED INTO TNA IMPACT AT 2.48AM BECAUSE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY WITH NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP INCLUDING THE CATS

that Bud Light ad was completely bent

[DaveBrawl]

lol Flair talking about phony retirement

Yeah I caught that too.

[CSL]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/BFG.jpg

The BFG Series

[Droford]

lol I just realized with Bully Ray in the top 4 theres a chance that he main Events BFG in Philly

that would be hillarious

[CSL]

so Jacqueline is still alive huh

[DaveBrawl]

Is it just me or are there an overabundance of commercials tonight?

UFC leaves and everyone else has to pick up the slack I guess.

[Droford]

I wonder if Spike TV offers TNA at least like an impact replay now that they lost UFC

[Rollermacka]

I AM TUNED INTO TNA IMPACT AT 2.48AM BECAUSE I AM IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE COUNTRY WITH NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASLEEP INCLUDING THE CATS

that Bud Light ad was completely bent

Meow

[Rollermacka]

Traci Brooks looks like somebodies semi hot mom who's still trying to look and act like a slutty teenager



Side note, so what happend with UFC and Spike?

[Droford]

so Jacqueline is still alive huh

I knew she had to be getting old but shes only like 47

[DaveBrawl]

I wonder why Mickie isn't rocking the cowgirl boots tonight.

[Skippord]

HARDCORE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Skippord]

gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

[Droford]

gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Save that for next week and we'll make a game out of it, cept I wont be participating lol

[Skippord]

ODB is going to get breast cancer the way she keeps slapping her breasts

[Skippord]

based on that uncomfortable hand raise I am betting that Earl Hebner has railed Mickie James

[edyhdrawde]

gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Dude, you'll get alcohol poisoning and then need to get your stomach pumped.

It's not worth it.

[Rollermacka]

gonna start doing shots every time TNA does something that makes me hate myself for watching it

Your still sober enough to type?

[CSL]

cat keeps snoring in like 5-10 second increments

[Droford]

about the only thing really shot worthy so far was Flair kissing Hogan.

[Skippord]

easily the sexiest segment ever.

[DaveBrawl]

Winter's World

[CSL]

this appears to be the opening of a lesbian porn scene

[Droford]

This isn't Hollywood!

..fade to Eric Young in Hollywood..

thought TNA would do that

[Skippord]

lesbian vampire porn

[Skippord]

if I drank alcohol that segment would have been awesome for my new shot game

[DaveBrawl]

lesbian vampire porn

The greatest niche of them all.

[DaveBrawl]

if I drank alcohol that segment would have been awesome for my new shot game

I can't think of a better starting point.

[Skippord]

as a connoisseur of lesbian vampire porn I could not be more erect right now

[DaveBrawl]

Score September 3rd in the middle of a field during a county fair. I think I'll go to that.

[CSL]

should probably take a shot everytime AJ Styles' tattoo is in the camera shot

[Skippord]

gonna get a tattoo of my own name in giant letters on my ribs

[DaveBrawl]

No I take that back the fair ends the week before TNA shows up. REO Speedwagon will be in the middle of a field during a county fair. TNA will just be in the middle of a field in a small Virginia town.

[Skippord]

as they should be

[Rollermacka]

Screw Jerry Lynn... I want Jerry Flynn!

[DaveBrawl]

Or maybe they close out the fair...I don't know the website just gives me the run around. Either way being the optimist I am I think I will go and hope for an amazing show that takes my breath away.

[DaveBrawl]

Screw Jerry Lynn... I want Jerry Flynn!

Jerry Flynn vs. Glacier next week, get on that Bischoff.

[Droford]

Its Mr JL to Bischoff

[DaveBrawl]

I don't know if he can make up a zillion point deficit.

[Rollermacka]

You know Dave, your not alone. Fair has been GOLD tonight

"You know I never liked that rafter gimmick"

[DaveBrawl]

I know. I just want them to follow him around all night as he rambles on semi-coherently.

[CSL]

Flair is still the man

[CSL]

why is there a fully grown Hornswoggle trying to fight Chachi?

[Rollermacka]

I know. I just want them to follow him around all night as he rambles on semi-coherently.

Wow, an Eric Young/ Flair segment right now would be EPIC (although this Scott Baio angle looks hilarious)

[Droford]

If they actually go through with this EY vs Baio thing..ugh

[Droford]

Buy Sting's new shirt before we change his gimmick again!

[Rollermacka]

TNA should just do the "Geico" gimmick with Eric Young. He should just have more segments where he goes around wrestling D list and lower celebs/ musicians

[DaveBrawl]

Is Crimson's music just the opening riff to Randy Savage's last WCW theme on loop? With some lyrics added later on perhaps?

[DaveBrawl]

why is there a fully grown Hornswoggle trying to fight Chachi?

Joanie on a pole match.

[CSL]

so the angry ginger decided to get dressed and then put his knee brace on

I take it his doctor is

http://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/dr-nick.gif

[Skippord]

hope they do another Millionaires Club vs New Blood angle

[Skippord]

did they name this guy Crimson just because he has red hair?

[DaveBrawl]

Is Thrilla writing Angle's promos now?

[Droford]

his Cousin is Amazing Red

he should have been Big Crimson.

[DaveBrawl]

Never put it on a pedestal Crimson.

[CSL]

so ginger

[Skippord]

Kurt Angle should start doing a Matt Foley gimmick

"I've been making people my whole career, and all it's gotten me is a divorce and a van down by the river."

[Skippord]

I kind of like this Crimson guy

no idea why

[Skippord]

probably the big pouty lips

[Droford]

Crimson needs to get whacked in the face and have to start wearing a mask

then he could be the Crimson Mask

[DaveBrawl]

"By the way Mr. Angle...You're Next!!!"

[DaveBrawl]

Sarita looks hot with that mask/brace.

[Rollermacka]

did they name this guy Crimson just because he has red hair?

He debuted as Amazing Reds "little brother" for about 15 mins so the brother of Red is... Crimson, make sense?


Side note, where's Amazing Red? There doing all this X Division promotion where's he at?

[Droford]

Sarita is from Canada
Rosita is from Queens, NY

Rosita also looks like Mini Trish.

[Skippord]

want to bang this Rosita character

[Droford]

want to bang this Rosita character

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OXu75DFyPsw/TdU6EyaUcsI/AAAAAAAACUY/JQ5nG8pICIY/s1600/221902_201649106539562_100000834236982_430263_6115377_n.jpg

[Droford]

Its times like these when I wish i avoided spoilers, but I totally called whats about to happen 2 months ago so..I feel smart.

[Skippord]

would also bang Sarita in some sort of crazy fetish situation with that mask

[Droford]

lol they even bleep "AAA"

[Skippord]

the Main Event has a sponsor? rad

[DaveBrawl]

What are we doing Borash? I don't need you doing a promo for 5 hour energy too, they have enough commercials with unlikable spokespeople.

[Skippord]

"in the corner to my left."

with them standing right next to him in the middle of the ring

[DaveBrawl]

Cena should add some flames to his jorts.

[Droford]

I want to know when Robert Roode became Bobby..sounds stupid

[CSL]

he was Bobby Roode long before he was Robert

[CSL]

Hernandez is really bad

[Droford]

he was Bobby Roode long before he was Robert

Im aware of that but I like alliterative names.

[Rollermacka]

Lol, they chant USA for Roode who's Canadian. Meh they did it to Bret Hart all the time

[DaveBrawl]

Hernandez is really bad

He seemed to be better before they sent him to Mexico.

[DaveBrawl]

lol Hebner blocking Double J out of the shot at the end

[Droford]

lol Hebner blocking Double J out of the shot at the end
Dos Js

get it right

[DaveBrawl]

My apologies.

[XL]

Sarita looks hot with that mask/brace.
Which is lucky cos without it, not so much. Y'know, with the facial paralysis and all.