G.I. Joe RETALIATION Trailer

[The Naitch]

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I think that's the SHIELDED Cobra Commander at 1:00 mark

It's like totally seperate from the 1st one but they still keep the same plot where Zartan takes over as the President

New characters in this one:

Flint
Lady Jane
Jinx
Tunnel Rat
Roadblock
Storm Shadow (alive again)
Firefly (at the 1:00 mark, no mask)
Colton (THE original GI Joe, played by Bruce Willis)
more...

[Jura]

Looks much better than the first one except Channing Tatum is still in it. At least he was barely featured in the trailer. The two hotties from the first one aren't in this but they have some good replacements. I like that it has a darker tone than the first one.

[LuigiD]

As a life long fan of the Joe's, that looks way better than the first one.
It seems like they fucking listened and took note about why people like GI Joe. Loving all the new outfits. All the lame ass Halo-like suits are gone.
The fact that some of the characters from the first are gone is bittersweet. In one hand, some performances were just so terrible and over the top..in the other hand, some good characters were wasted.
It appears that there is a Cobra B.A.T. in there but it is too early to say.

[The Naitch]

Channing Tatum dies later on. And the rest of the original cast (I'm assuming Scarlett, Heavy Duty, Breaker, and possibly Gen. Hawk) are killed off in that blast

Seems darker like the GI Resolute cartoon series where Joes actually die in it

[The Naitch]

It appears that there is a Cobra B.A.T. in there but it is too early to say.

look closely, that's what I'm talking about. It's Cobra Commander :naughty:. He looks more sinister now. He's at the helm at the 1:00 mark. I know CC was different in the first one, so if that's the new CC, then this is treated as a seperate Joe movie but still maintains continiuty from the first one

I wanna see more Cobra logos everywhere :D

[The Naitch]

CAST:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1583421/

Nice to see they kept Storm Shadow in this one

Also, I wonder how they explain Destro and Baroness' absense

They should have Rock start rhyming all of his lines like the original Roadblock in the cartoons. Just for one scene for nostalgia. Hell, they had Breaker chew his (double) bubble gum in the first one (like he does in the cartoon).

Although, Ripcord was never black. And Breaker was white not Moroccan

[Swiss Ultimate]

The first movie was unbearably bad.

[The Naitch]

I can watch the 1:00 all day and jizz myself. They seemed to change the whole look. No more Neo-Vipers. Now the Vipers look just like the cartoon Vipers.

I wonder who the yellow Ninja is fighting alongside Snakeyes is? Even Snake Eyes got a makeover (with the new mouthpiece)

[The Naitch]

YESSSS COBRA COMMANDER avec Firefly & Viper in the background

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[Swiss Ultimate]

I wish Slaughter was in this...but it actually looks like a fun bit of action.

[The Naitch]

Didn't notice look at the mask, it's shaped like a snake with it's mouth open (like Afterlife's mom)

[Captain of Fun]

Slaughter has actually been rumored to be making a cameo.

Apparently the Rock came up with the idea, which is really no surprise.

[Captain of Fun]

Didn't know the Boba Fett of GI Joe was in this.

[The Naitch]

Slaughter has actually been rumored to be making a cameo.

Apparently the Rock came up with the idea, which is really no surprise.

If they make a 3rd one, CM Punk needs to make a cameo as one of the Dreadnoks :drool:

[The Naitch]

Also, anyone notice in the 1st one they had Brendan Fraser play SGT. STONE? Who the fuck was Sgt. Stone? And in the credits, they didn't list Brendan Fraser's name. Late entry, I don't know how cameo's work...

[Captain of Fun]

Fucking Rattlers, dude.

http://cdn.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/attach/1/GI-Joe-Retaliation-Trailer-008_1323788233.jpg

[LuigiD]

CAST:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1583421/

Nice to see they kept Storm Shadow in this one

Also, I wonder how they explain Destro and Baroness' absense

They should have Rock start rhyming all of his lines like the original Roadblock in the cartoons. Just for one scene for nostalgia. Hell, they had Breaker chew his (double) bubble gum in the first one (like he does in the cartoon).

Although, Ripcord was never black. And Breaker was white not Moroccan
I am guessing they will claim that Destro and Baroness are still in prison. Hated how the Baroness was Duke's lover and all that shit in the first one. Maybe towards the end we will see them freed?

[XCaliber]

Looks slightly less corny but damn to no Scarlett being in this one that's just plain wrong. :(

[The Naitch]

Channing Tatum dies later on. And the rest of the original cast (I'm assuming Scarlett, Heavy Duty, Breaker, and possibly Gen. Hawk) are killed off in that blast

Seems darker like the GI Resolute cartoon series where Joes actually die in it

There's a debate on whether Duke is dead or not. He's either captured as a prisoner or he's dead

[The Naitch]

I am guessing they will claim that Destro and Baroness are still in prison. Hated how the Baroness was Duke's lover and all that shit in the first one. Maybe towards the end we will see them freed?

maybe we're supposed to forget about it. Like with the cartoons each episode didn't coincide with the previous.

This isn't really Part 2, it's more like Part 1 Redux :shifty:

But yeah with the cartoons Season 1, it was mainly Duke, Scarlett, Snake Eyes, Cobra Commander and Destro. Where in Season 2 the episodes centered around Flint, Lady Jane, Beachhead, Low Light, Leatherneck, Lifeline, Serpentor and Dr. Mindbender.

[Swiss Ultimate]

As long as that one black dude isn't in this film...

[The Naitch]

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DeRay Davis is in GI Joe Retaliation, according to his Twitter account. Here are the tweets which revealed that he is part of the cast:

Good 1st day on set ... Good to see the homie at Channing TaTum again and the ROCK is funny as hell. Now off to Baton Rouge to DO DAT THERE!

RT @jae_nasdaq: @DeRayDavis much success, luv ur comedy, what role r u in GI joe 2 } I play "ol dude" lOl to da SALTS.

RT @klrobin501: @DeRayDavis What movie are you on set for? } GiJoe2.

RT @CrockettII: #s/o to @DeRayDavis shooting the GI Joe sequel....plz let this one be good } it will!

So, another comedian in the mix, could DeRay be taking Marlon Wayans' place as Ripcord or is he playing a completely different character?

[The Naitch]

He should play Duke:

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd374/Clawgut/duke.jpg

[RP]

Who's the chick in the red dress. Made my boner hurt.

[The Naitch]

It's Lady Jane.

Duke, Flint, and Lady Jane seem younger than their cartoon counterparts. I always though Flint was about the same age as Hawk, which would make Flint have to be the same age as Dennis Quaid

Don't get Lady Jane (in red) confused with the red Ninja Jinx

[LuigiD]

Flint was always my favorite from the Joe's side.
He was like Duke..but with balls and experience.

[The Naitch]

JOES:
1. Joe Colton - Bruce Willis
2. Captain "Duke" Hauser - Channing Tatum
3. Roadblock - Dwayne Johnson
4. Lady Jaye - Adrianne Palicki
5. Mouse - Joseph Mazzello
6. Snake Eyes - Ray Park
7. Jinx - Elodie Yung
8. Flint - D.J. Cotrona
9. Havoc - Matt Gerald
10. Tunnel Rat - Eddie Hargitay
11. Clutch - Jim Palmer
12. Cross-Country - Stephen Martines
13. Weapons Officer - Adam Vernier
14. Timber (Snake Eyes' pet wolf)

ARASHIKAGE CLAN:
1. Blind Master - RZA

COBRA:
1. Cobra Commander - ???
2. Zartan - Arnold Vosloo
3. Storm Shadow - Byung-hun Lee
4. Firefly - Ray Stevenson

[Captain of Fun]

lol RZA?

[The Naitch]

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b014e8974cc16970d-800wi

http://deskofbrian.com/wp-content/uploads/RZA-as-GI-Joe.jpg

[Kalyx triaD]

The dance movie director really impressed me with how he approached the production, and really seems like a closet Joe fanboy. They're making the right decisions and I'm looking forward to this. Funny that Duke seems like a second stringer now. And I'll surprisingly miss Ripcord.

Giving Snake Eyes more scenes and adding Jinx sells me right there, but Cobra Commander's new helmet is the kicker. Hope Charlie Adler does the voice.

[RP]

It's Lady Jane.

Duke, Flint, and Lady Jane seem younger than their cartoon counterparts. I always though Flint was about the same age as Hawk, which would make Flint have to be the same age as Dennis Quaid

Don't get Lady Jane (in red) confused with the red Ninja Jinx

No, who's the actress you fag

[Kane Knight]

That cliff fight was ridiculous. And it's GLORIOUS.

Didn't know the Boba Fett of GI Joe was in this.

Didn't watch the cartoon much. Which Joe were the fanboys jizzing themselves over based on six seconds of footage?

They should start off every GI Joe movie by blowing up the previous team.

[Kalyx triaD]

No, who's the actress you fag

Wonder Woman.

[weather vane]

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I would rather see a movie with these guys!

[The Naitch]

AMAZING

[Hanso Amore]

Looks good, so that scares me.

The First one was garbage, GI jope in name only. At least this has the look. The shit is that they are killing off characters. Come on with that shit. Cant believe they ruined Hawk and Duke.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHIPWRECK.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Garbage" "Ruined" "Where is _____"

You're gonna be that kind of fan?

[Captain of Fun]

That cliff fight was ridiculous. And it's GLORIOUS.



Didn't watch the cartoon much. Which Joe were the fanboys jizzing themselves over based on six seconds of footage?

They should start off every GI Joe movie by blowing up the previous team.

Firefly, played by Ray Stevens.

No doubt people are already bitching that he's not under the mask.

[Hanso Amore]

"Garbage" "Ruined" "Where is _____"

You're gonna be that kind of fan?

COnsidering Some of the BIGGEST characters in the source material are being written out after sub par performances, yes, I dont love that. THe movie can still be good, and looks like it may be.

[The Naitch]

Firefly, played by Ray Stevens.

No doubt people are already bitching that he's not under the mask.

he wears his mask in some scenes. Just like Storm Shadow didn't need to wear the mask all the time in ROC

[Kane Knight]

he wears his mask in some scenes. Just like Storm Shadow didn't need to wear the mask all the time in ROC

didn't people bitch about that, too though? I think that's still kind of confirming the notion that people will bitch.

Personally, I'm not complaining. I can't even remember who Firefly is.

But it seems only wearing it sometimes probably won't stop the bitching.

[Ice Cream Bar]

This looks so fucking shitty but I'll watch it for sure

[Captain of Fun]

Super bowl trailer was tight. Looking forward to this way more than the first one.

[Kalyx triaD]

New international trailer confirms HISS Tanks. This movie wins on principle.

[Captain of Fun]

Hiss Tanks AND Rattlers

asdfghjkl

[Kalyx triaD]

Charlie Adler better be Cobra Commander's voice in this movie.

[LuigiD]

I was reading some interview about the first one the other day.
The guy said the reason why they had that shitty Cobra Commander costume was because some people thought Cobra Commander looked like a KKK member:roll:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cobra_commander.jpg

[Kalyx triaD]

Yeah.

[Swiss Ultimate]

So what if he did? Give the audience more reason to dislike him.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Cobra_commander.jpg VS. http://orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/klansman-gran-dragon-e1272063158895-190x300.jpg

[LuigiD]

People dislike the Cobra Commander? :'(

[Kalyx triaD]

I think he means in a heel heat sort of way.

[Kalyx triaD]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17gl687b40f2ljpg/original.jpg

[Kalyx triaD]

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[Ermaximus]

Joseph Mazzello as Mouse. I can see it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Looks a million times better than the original.

[Kalyx triaD]

A million and 1.

[Kalyx triaD]

Delayed until March 2013. No joke. Will be 3D converted. Wow.

[LuigiD]

Seems like a terrible move. Considering they had already started the marketing campaign? idiots.

[JimmyMess]

That's fucking retarded. I just read this... it looked like a cool movie.... but I've lost complete interest with this.... delay it for almost an entire year, after promoting the shit out of it?

Give me a break.

[Fignuts]

Wow.

That is pants on head retarded.

[McLegend]

I don't think it's that bad of an idea. I think it's going to work.

[Fignuts]

Dunno this movie had great momentum going in, and had a lot of hype and excitement. Will be hard to replicate that after such a huge delay.

[Kalyx triaD]

http://www.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/attach/6/9/9/2/7/109191d1338979450-roadblock-storm-shadow-cobra-commander-set-photos-cobra_commander_1339031790.jpg

[Krimzon7]

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[Krimzon7]

That is such an amazing goddam picture that I've got to jack this thing down.

berightback

[Kalyx triaD]

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[JimmyMess]

I may be proven wrong here... but if I was a studio executive, I would think that to delay your movie an entire year less than, what, one month before its release... it better be the biggest movie of all time.

Otherwise, you'll look like an idiot.

[Adder]

Funny. I remember the buzz that was starting about this and then


Here it comes again.

[Blitz]

http://www.hisstank.com/gi-joe-news/attach/6/9/9/2/7/109191d1338979450-roadblock-storm-shadow-cobra-commander-set-photos-cobra_commander_1339031790.jpg
How did I miss this the first time. Awesome.

[Kalyx triaD]

New trailer this afternoon. Go Joe. Again.

[Kalyx triaD]

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Stupid delay be damned; this still looks badass.

[Jamesdawn]

Next year lo of big movie are going to release in theater. The one movie which i long awaited is GI Joe 2. This movie is gonna make lot of Box office record and i am sure about it. The action, technology and lot of unseen things are seen in this movie. I am waiting for the day when it gonna hit the cinema.

[Bad News Gertner]

Next year lo of big movie are going to release in theater. The one movie which i long awaited is GI Joe 2. This movie is gonna make lot of Box office record and i am sure about it. The action, technology and lot of unseen things are seen in this movie. I am waiting for the day when it gonna hit the cinema.

How about you shut the fuck up

[The Destroyer]

Doesn't look like London does too well out of things.

[Krimzon7]

How about you shut the fuck up

When did you come back ya big ol pussy?

Doesn't look like London does too well out of things.

Does London ever? Cobra hates Europe

[RP]

Did they delay this to put Channing Tatum in it?

[Krimzon7]

yup. and to make it 3d

[Kalyx triaD]

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[Tom Guycott]

I keept expecting to hear "THIS, I COMMAND!" out of Keith David there; thus revealing him to be Serpentor.

[Kalyx triaD]

I would be all for that.