View Full Version : What does the future hold for young Matthew?
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:08 PM
Saw this on the front page:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=svWG85GjTuk#!
So where do you see Matt going from here? He doesn't sound too much different in this video than most of the other ones he's made suggesting that he's turned a corner. Maybe a bit less grandeur in this one. I really think Matt needs to get out of wrestling and get himself an identity that doesn't involve being a public figure. Doubt it'll happen. What's everyone else got to say?
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Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:13 PM
Thanks. Fucking YouTube never lets me have any fun.
Aguakate
12-28-2011, 10:14 PM
This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:14 PM
There is one thing that's changed though, I don't think he referred to himself in the third person once in that vid...
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:14 PM
This guy hasn't still realized (or accepted) 100% that he's got a problem.
This, above all else. He sounds like he's giving an acceptance speech. He should be apologizing to those people along with thanking them.
All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem.
<blink>SURPRISE!</blink>
Thanks WWE for paying for the rehab I got kicked out of.
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:21 PM
"I would like to thank WWE for paying for my rehab. It's too damn bad those hard-asses have no tolerance for mouthwash."
Aguakate
12-28-2011, 10:23 PM
There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!"
And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem".
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:24 PM
There's the druggie that is all like "I need help! I wanna get out of this but I can't!"
And then there's the druggie that, like Matt, is all like "What? I don't have a problem. You wanna pass that over here?"
Fixed.
Aguakate
12-28-2011, 10:26 PM
Matt's like "If I take recreational drugs it can't be bad. After all, since when is recreation bad?"
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:27 PM
"Jeff does drugs and he's main evented two companies!"
"I took some recreational drugs. This is a recreational vehicle. Seems like a fine mix."
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:28 PM
"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"
Theo Dious
12-28-2011, 10:29 PM
Also, to the people who are going to come in here with the express purpose of being appalled at our jokes: this is making fun of his sorry-ass excuses and post-misbehavior announcements, not his problem.
Aguakate
12-28-2011, 10:34 PM
Matt: "I take Recreational Drugs because I believe in Recreation. You know, when you come back in another life".
:shifty:
Wishbone
12-28-2011, 11:25 PM
Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.
SammyG
12-28-2011, 11:27 PM
Jesus dude.
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-29-2011, 12:36 AM
"I was LEGALLY drunk! How was I supposed to know that was a bad thing???"
Matt is so fucked up he doesn't think stealing quotes from George Carlin is wrong.
Theo Dious
12-29-2011, 12:48 AM
Matt is so fucked up he doesn't think stealing quotes from George Carlin is wrong.
I'm not stealing from the dead. I'm paraphrasing from the dead.
Aguakate
12-29-2011, 12:54 AM
Matt is so fucked up he doesn't know who George Carlin was.
Fixed.
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-29-2011, 01:02 AM
I approve of that edit.
Does misadventure include suicide?
Rammsteinmad
12-29-2011, 06:55 AM
Sounds like all his other videos.
Kane Knight
12-29-2011, 08:18 AM
Jesus dude.
that's one vote for finding religion.
Autobahn
12-29-2011, 08:39 AM
Love these videos for the youtube comments alone:
robotfreshpies (59 minutes ago)
He got fucked in the ass in jail.
viper619ful (2 hours ago)
does that mean matt hardy is goin to turn face ?
SushiAU (11 hours ago)
Matt Hardy v Zack Ryder for the internet
championship
Thescreensaverr (11 hours ago)
What were you and Braden Walker talking about
backstage?
Matt Hardy is a total fucking wreck... I just pray to whatever all knowing being that created the universe that when he kills himself, and he will kill himself even if it's not intentional, that he doesn't kill some poor innocent person too.
you're a fucking idiot, congratulations :)
Like that isn't a legitimate concern? He's already been arrested for a DWI.
If he's going to drive under the influence and get killed by doing it, I hope he's alone, drives off a fucking bridge and doesn't hit anybody.
it's as legitimate a concern as it is for every other wrestler that's been done for a DUI
brb going to find those posts where the muties wish Chris Jericho would kill himself
I also think you have the brain capacity to realize that the point of my post wasn't aimed at the little bit mentioning killing a poor innocent person
Innovator
12-29-2011, 10:47 AM
All he's doing is saying he's better in the video. He comes across like there's no problem.
<blink>SURPRISE!</blink>
Is Russo booking his rehab?
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE
dhellova guy
12-29-2011, 10:47 AM
Can we add a "who still gives two shits about Matt Hardy" option?
I don't agree with "wishing death", just that if they're going to drive under the influence, A. I'm not going to feel bad if they die and B. I hope they don't hurt anybody if they do get into shit.
Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin
Captain of Fun
12-29-2011, 12:40 PM
Getting eaten by a dragon, most likely.
Hes going to kill himself and be mentioned in 'biggest waste of potential' & 'shoulda been world champ' polls on TPWW with Owen Hart and Shelton Benjamin
lol
Wishbone
12-29-2011, 01:41 PM
I'd like to state for the record I never in my previous post wished Hardy harm. I simply stated the fact that he is so screwed up that odds are he is going to end up killing himself at some time, be it overdose, 'accident', or suicide. Honestly I wish I could say that I wished him the best, but to be fair I'm so sick of him that I just don't give a damn one way or the other. If he cleans up and sets himself strait good for him, but if he doesn't it's not going to bother me at all either.
JimmyMess
12-29-2011, 01:53 PM
why is he cutting a promo?
Theo Dious
12-29-2011, 03:27 PM
Huh. I really expected buttsex to win out over death.
Schlomey
12-31-2011, 09:06 AM
I yet again will give him the benefit of the doubt. Don't know why as he has proved to be useless and a liar..
Mr. Nerfect
01-01-2012, 09:46 PM
I can't believe I was at one stage a fan of this guy. This dude has completely ruined himself, and I hope he one day finds a way to get himself clean. That being said, I think the guy is addicted to the spotlight as much as anything -- I can't see him getting clean when he can't tell the difference between good attention and bad attention.
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