things we won't see or hear in WWE in 2012

[Providence Peep]

Cole: Del Rio and Rodriguez are just manhandling Cena, and... wait a minute? Is that who I think it is?

Booker T: IT'S DAVID ARQUETTE! DATS MAH DAWG! HE'S IN MAH FAVE FIVE!

Cole: Oh you gotta be kidding me!

Lawler: Shut up Cole, you gotta love this! OH! Arquette just speared Rodriguez out of the ring!

Booker: WHAT DA HEYULL?!

[Providence Peep]

Lillian Garcia: "And his opponent, on his way to the ring, Brodus Clay!"

[Providence Peep]

Josh Matthews: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Sin cara just had a botch-free match."

[Triple Naitch]

I pray not to see or hear you in 2012.

[Triple Naitch]

Did Pete just get banned?

[Triple Naitch]

Well, I guess we won't hear or see Providence Pete for a while now.

I'm gonna change the topic to "Breakout Performers for 2012".

Here are mine:
1. Seth Rollins
2. Dolph Ziggler
3. Drew McIntyre
4. Brodus Clay

Yrs.?

[Cuse8]

break out of 2012:

1. cody
2. ambrose
3. brodus

[Wishbone]

Damn lol what got ol' pete banned? Must have been something drastic, cause getting banned from this place is damn near impossible. I mean hell there are more trolls on these boards than there are in middle earth.

[Wishbone]

As for the breakout star thing I'm going with Cody. Dude's the goods.

[Nicky Fives]

Ziggler bumped up to main event, Cody becomes the new Ziggler and McIntyre becomes the new Cody.....

[Aguakate]

"RAW IS JERICHO".

[dhellova guy]

"Oh my god, John Cena has just turned his back on his fans, his values, and everything he stands for."

"John Cena, you can go to hell."

[CSL]

lol who banned Pete?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116507

[CSL]

ahaha unlucky rubber ducky

[BizarroKing]

I'm pretty sure wwe is planning on releasing Brodus Clay soon, there's no way they would hold off his debut for so long deliberately.

[Blakeamus]

Cody and Ziggler for me will have a HUGE 2012 year! Cody's performance at WM against Rey was what made me a believer and his shit with Orton was legit! Ziggler's workrate is just amazing and is a bumping machine. I also think that somehow Daniel Bryan will evolve and become a interesting character (SNAP AND DESTROY).

[voncouch]

Obvious joke is obvious:

"It is my honor to induct Chris Benoit into the Hall of Fame class of 2012"
"It is my honor to induct Randy Savage into the Hall of Fame class of 2012"

[Tom Guycott]

"It is my honor to induct Randy Savage into the Hall of Fame class of 2012"

Might not be as obvious as you think. I mean, if this thread existed last year (which it may have), the joke would have been that you'd never hear the phrase "...and NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan!!!"

Point is, the gears may have been turning to induct the guy, and with him now catching a permanant case of dead, the sympathy vote factors in.

[RiX1024]

Your winner and NEEEWWW WWE Champion.....Mason Ryan.

[D Mac]

"Oh my god, John Cena has just turned his back on his fans, his values, and everything he stands for."

"John Cena, you can go to hell."

this

[XCaliber]

We'd like to wish Randy Orton well in his future endeavors.

[Gertner]

the crowd staying awake during a Daniel Bryan match or promo.

[Dirk Ziggler]

And STILL World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan

[MoFo]

"OMG...OMG.....its Brock Lesnar"

[St. Jimmy]

I'm going to make a bold prediction: no one on WWE Television will say "Twitter"

[Damndirty]

An end to fucking up good storylines. Unpredictability is cool and all, but randomly giving a good and suspenseful angle a sudden climactic twist that leads to a pointlessly lame resolution of more of the same... it's almost making me wanna skip the show and just nap through it before I go to work.

[Rollermacka]

TNA has just signed BROCK LESNAR!

[FourFifty]

For things you won't hear- "This company could benefit from the use of Hulk Hogan."

But back on subject, break out stars of 2012- I want to say Cody and Dolph, but they've already begun their journey to greatness. Cody took a broken nose and revitalized himself. Dolph just kept on pushing and pushing to the point where people have to take notice of how great he is. Same goes for Ryder. I mean, come on, The Rock was cutting a promo and the fans chanted "We Want Ryder!" Have TNA fans chanted that yet?
So for breakout stars, I'm going with Drew, Mason, and The Big O (debuting on Ryder's coat tails after creative says they have nothing for him as a face when his merch sales drop, turns Ryder heel, and gives The Big O a job as a bodyguard).

[Xero]

"Well. We're on one cable network pulling .0000000000000000000000000000001 ratings on a good day. It was a good try, but this was a failure."

[parkmania]

Things you won't hear:

"Yep Yep! What it do?!"

[RiX1024]

John Cena losing cleanly.

[Kane Knight]

Damn lol what got ol' pete banned? Must have been something drastic, cause getting banned from this place is damn near impossible. I mean hell there are more trolls on these boards than there are in middle earth.

Things we won't see in WWE in 2012: Trolls and/or Middle Earth references.

Although, if they painted Khali....

Also, I'm pretty sure Daniel Bryan was the star of Willow.

Pete'll be back.

[Pintint]

Cole : "A-TRAIN! IT'S THE A-TRAIN! HE JUST MANHANDLED JOHN CENA!"
Lawler : "CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?"

[Kane Knight]

"John Cena has unified the titles! Look at this! A unified crowd is ecstatic!"

"And now, to induct Naked Mideon into the WWE hall of fame, the Gobbledygooker!"

"Man, the IWC has some awesome ideas, don't they?"

[parkmania]

Middle Earth references.

Actually I can see this happening - remember how late Vince was arriving to the bandwagon with Pirate Paul Birchill (and every other time)?

[Kane Knight]

Actually I can see this happening - remember how late Vince was arriving to the bandwagon with Pirate Paul Birchill (and every other time)?

Yeah, but he'd never seen those movies, remember?

We know he's watched The Lord of the Rings, what with Triple H's <s>Nazi</s> <s>Viking</s> Tolkien fetish.

[Malfeitor]

Kevin Nash vs The Ultimate Warrior.

[Autobahn]

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[Tom Guycott]

Fits both topics. He was a breakout star AND we'll never see or hear that tron in the 'E ever again. You win +1 internets. Congraturations, a winnar is you!

[Kane Knight]

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Dammit Hassan!