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Indifferent Clox
01-22-2012, 09:51 PM
BRYAN DANIELSON is the worst champion of all time. Maybe in a land where midgets are stronger than actual legit looking wrestlers. Who is this nxt. Reject they are ruining smackdown with? His jokes go over the head of most of the audience and he's only talented in the ring which doesn't matter anymore because its entertainment not wrestling!

St. Jimmy
01-22-2012, 11:09 PM
Davey Richards is a small, untalented, uncharismatic spot monkey who only has 2 moves: KICK and PUNCH. He will never amount to anything and he'll never hold a world title.

Destor
01-22-2012, 11:10 PM
Bryan Danielson is a Vegan...fuck him.

JimmyMess
01-22-2012, 11:20 PM
Steve Austin is bald

Destor
01-22-2012, 11:21 PM
i havent heard that as an insult since before michael jorden

JimmyMess
01-22-2012, 11:25 PM
i havent heard that as an insult since before michael jorden

who is michael jordan? Is he bald like Charles Barkley?

Destor
01-22-2012, 11:26 PM
yeah, but not fat, retarded, or shitty.

Tom Guycott
01-22-2012, 11:35 PM
Dolph Ziggler will never become a credible champion.

I mean, for God's sake, he was a male cheerleader! He has "okay" mic skills, but he oversells his opponents. He's cartoony, going so far as to even call himself a HEEL! Yeah, that's going to go over the heads of all the casual fans.

JimmyMess
01-22-2012, 11:37 PM
yeah, but not fat, retarded, or shitty.

aww thats turrible

Tazz Dan
01-23-2012, 01:08 AM
Destor wants all our cocks

Xero
01-23-2012, 01:09 AM
Clox will be the greatest wrestler of all time. He will come to WWE and bring a new dawn of Fighting Spirit to the American mainstream audience.

TGR
01-23-2012, 02:58 AM
The Undertaker is a beyond his prime relic of the Looney Toons era of Wrestling, and is in no way an asset to the modern brand of programming. His act is stale, costs too much to produce, takes too much time from the rest of the show, and needs to be buried alive, this time for good.

GD
01-23-2012, 03:30 AM
Clox will be the greatest wrestler of all time. He will come to WWE and bring a new dawn of Fighting Spirit to the American mainstream audience.

Indifferent Clox will make his television debut on Impact Wrestling and win the World title. He will then leave the company with the belt and head on to the World Wrestling Entertainment where he will go on to defeat John Cena and Randy Orton on the same night to win the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship respectively.

Indifferent Clox will then go on to various smaller territories in the United States, Canada, Mexico and Japan to defend his 3 world titles and also rob each and every promotion off their major heavyweight titles.

Indifferent Clox will proceed to become the longest reigning champion in pro-wrestling history with simultaneous reigns as WWE Champion, WWE World Heavyweight Champion, NWA Heavyweight Champion, ROH World Champion, TNA World Heavyweight Champion and all the other popular indy Heavyweight straps.

Indifferent Clox will then go on to participate in an interpromotional one night only - UFC Champion versus Undisputed Pro-Wrestling Champion bout where he will go on to KO the UFC Champion in the first round and capture his first MMA belt. Clox will then go on to showcase his talents on Strikeforce and so on.

Indifferent Clox shall then announce his retirement at the age of 90. Likes of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Triple H, John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock will induct him in the WWE Hall of Fame where he will finally give up all his pro-wrestling and MMA championships.

James Steele
01-23-2012, 03:37 AM
Fuck you, I'm not burying Triple H. Fuck you for even thinking I'd do such a thing.

Rammsteinmad
01-23-2012, 04:31 AM
Triple H is the one who does the burying.

Rammsteinmad
01-23-2012, 04:31 AM
The Undertaker is a beyond his prime relic of the Looney Toons era of Wrestling, and is in no way an asset to the modern brand of programming. His act is stale, costs too much to produce, takes too much time from the rest of the show, and needs to be buried alive, this time for good.

As much as I like and respect the Undertaker... I kinda agree with this. Minus the burying part, of course. :|

RiX1024
01-23-2012, 05:54 AM
Edge you suck, cut your hair you look like a girl, you're just and Axl Rose wannabe.

AJ Styles you dirty little redneck, learn to wrestle than taking part in a who can do the best stunts and work on your accent.

CM Punk....have a bath and wear a suit to be a good champion.

Theo Dious
01-23-2012, 08:10 AM
I'm sick and tired of looking at Kane. He's not credible as a threat and going back to the mask was the dumbest thing they could have done. His deal with Cena is totally pointless and he's never worth watching anyways. Glen Jacobs peaked as Fake Diesel, and has never done anything interesting since.

Wolfpack423
01-23-2012, 11:45 AM
Dolph Ziggler will never become a credible champion.

I mean, for God's sake, he was a male cheerleader! He has "okay" mic skills, but he oversells his opponents. He's cartoony, going so far as to even call himself a HEEL! Yeah, that's going to go over the heads of all the casual fans.

I can tell that Ziggler is probably one of your favorites and hes definitely made himself something since just another male cheerleader in the Spirit Squad. I do have to say though I still think he only has okay mic skills, HOWEVER, his promo with Foley last Monday was really good and he'll only go up from there. He is one of the best in ring talents today.

Blakeamus
01-23-2012, 02:15 PM
CM Punk SUCKS! John Cena RULEZZ!?!

Waylander
01-23-2012, 03:22 PM
Kevin Steen is overweight and talks to the crowd too much.

JimmyMess
01-23-2012, 03:35 PM
Hulk Hogan is bald

Attitude99
01-23-2012, 05:00 PM
Kurt Angle sucks

GD
01-23-2012, 07:40 PM
Indifferent Clox will make his television debut on Impact Wrestling and win the World title. He will then leave the company with the belt and head on to the World Wrestling Entertainment where he will go on to defeat John Cena and Randy Orton on the same night to win the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship respectively.

Indifferent Clox will then go on to various smaller territories in the United States, Canada, Mexico and Japan to defend his 3 world titles and also rob each and every promotion off their major heavyweight titles.

Indifferent Clox will proceed to become the longest reigning champion in pro-wrestling history with simultaneous reigns as WWE Champion, WWE World Heavyweight Champion, NWA Heavyweight Champion, ROH World Champion, TNA World Heavyweight Champion and all the other popular indy Heavyweight straps.

Indifferent Clox will then go on to participate in an interpromotional one night only - UFC Champion versus Undisputed Pro-Wrestling Champion bout where he will go on to KO the UFC Champion in the first round and capture his first MMA belt. Clox will then go on to showcase his talents on Strikeforce and so on.

Indifferent Clox shall then announce his retirement at the age of 90. Likes of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Triple H, John Cena, Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock will induct him in the WWE Hall of Fame where he will finally give up all his pro-wrestling and MMA championships.

Fuck you, I'm not burying Triple H. Fuck you for even thinking I'd do such a thing.

Indifferent Clox would eventually come out of retirement for one night only to fight The Game at Wrestlemania in a 2 out of 3 falls match where he would defeat The Game via submission in two straight falls in even less time than the Ultimate Warrior versus Hunter Hearst Hemsley match.