The Worst Gimmicks in Wrestling: Round 1

[BizarroKing]

So we begin our tourney of 64 horrifyingly or hilariously bad gimmicks in professional wrestling, as chosen by you, the members of the TPWW Omniverse.

Each round will be randomized via the randomizer. In case of a tie, then both will simply advance but hopefully we won't have a whole lot of ties.

here's a look at the 1st round. Some of the gimmicks i explained a bit for some who may not remember or know about them. Be sure to vote for whoever has the worse/sillier gimmick in your eyes for them to advance to the next round.

The Goon (hockey player) vs Black Blood (masked executioner)
Lord Tensai (Japanese A-Train) vs The Yeti (giant mummy in toilet paper)
Duke “The Dumpster” Drose (garbage man) vs Glacier (WCW's Subzero knockoff)
Simon Dean (Nova as a fitness guru) vs Big Josh (friendly lumberjack)
Janitor Jim Duggan (self-explanatory) vs The Mountie (again, somewhat self explanatory)
Phantasio (wrestling magician with a mime get-up) vs Stuttering Matt Morgan
Mr. America (Masked Hulk Hogan) vs Xanta Klaus (Santa's Evil bro)
Se7en (Goldust as Uncle Fester the pedophile) vs The Gobbledy Gooker
Farting Natayla vs Chaz, Woman Beater
The Taylor Made Man vs Avatar (Al Snow under a mask)
TL Hopper (plumber) vs Beaver Cleavage (Chaz/Mosh as the Beaver)
Kwee Wee (gay hairstylist/tailor...i think) vs Freight Train
Shockmaster vs Dean Douglas (wrestling professor/dean)
Aldo Montoya (Portugese Man O' War with a jockstrap mask) vs Battle Kat (masked man with a cat mask)
Tiger Ali Singh (foreign Ted Dibiase) vs Nailz (prisoner)
Johnny B. Badd vs Max Moon (space man)
The Fat Chick Thriller vs That 70's Guy
Renegade (Warrior knockoff) vs PN News (friendly fat rapper)
Oklahoma (JR ripoff) vs Who (Jim Neidhart under a yellow mask)
Ryback vs Arachnaman (Spider-man parody)
Bastion Booger (disgusting hunchback) vs “A Real Man's Man” Steven Regal
Mantaur (fat cow man) vs Heidenreich
The Boogeyman vs The Booty Man
Issac Yankem DDS vs Hornswoggle
Meat (part of PMS and wrestled in tighty whities) vs Leif Cassady
Oz (Kevin Nash) vs The Zombie
Papa Shango vs Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano
Shinobi (Al Snow as a ninja) vs Bob “Sparkplug” Holly
Eugene vs The Red Rooster
The Funkasaurus vs The Maestro
Chris “Champagne” Kanyon vs Yellow Dog (Brian Pillman under a yellow mask)
Handicap Match: Man Mountain Rock (rock star) vs The Ding Dongs

[Gertner]

Remember my worst themes tournament that I ran? It went pretty well. Just a random thought.


Anyways, this would be much easier if we had a poll.

[BizarroKing]

The poll is there now Gertner

[Gertner]

This is why I should be modded: Gertner gets things done!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don't remember most of them/couldn't be bothered looking through them all so I just voted for the guy who was against Ryback. Ryback shouldn't be in there.

[Gertner]

Ryback should be World Champ.

[Shisen Kopf]

I don't remember most of them/couldn't be bothered looking through them all so I just voted for the guy who was against Ryback. Ryback shouldn't be in there.

I want to see Ryback rassle Jack Swagger and murder him bc swagger is awful and needs to be future endeavored. Worst champion ever.

[Damndirty]

I want to see Ryback rassle Jack Swagger and murder him bc swagger is awful and needs to be future endeavored. Worst champion ever.

I agree... wasn't one of WWE's best ideas.

[Lock Jaw]

WHY ARE THE FOLLOWING ON THIS, THEY WERE GREAT GIMMICKS:

Simon Dean
Kwee Wee
Boogeyman
Papashango
Eugene
Funkasaurus
Chris "Champagne" Kanyon

[BizarroKing]

WHY ARE THE FOLLOWING ON THIS, THEY WERE GREAT GIMMICKS:

Simon Dean
Kwee Wee
Boogeyman
Papashango
Eugene
Funkasaurus
Chris "Champagne" Kanyon

In my defense i was following what the forum voted/nominated to be on the poll.

[Lock Jaw]

Well then screw those guys.

[Damndirty]

I think Carlito had a horrible and puzzling gimmick.