St. Jimmy Presents The *OFFICIAL* Destination X 2012 Thread - THE AUSTIN ARIES THREAD ABOUT AUSTIN ARIES

[Tazz Dan]

Can't be assed finding all the matches, but who else is watching?

*EDIT*

Took me like 15 seconds, meh.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode

LAST MAN STANDING
AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels

BOUND FOR GLORY SERIES
Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle

ULTIMATE X MATCH
To Crown A New X Division Champion

X DIVISION TOURNAMENT
Douglas Williams
Kid Kash
Zema Ion
Flip Cassanova
Kenny King
Rashad Cameron
Sonjay Dutt
(Winner from Last Chance Fourway)

LAST CHANCE FOURWAY
Dakota Darsow vs. Rubix vs. Lars Only vs. Mason Andrews

[St. Jimmy]

CHANGE THE NAME TO: THE AUSTIN ARIES THREAD ABOUT AUSTIN ARIES

[Tazz Dan]

No

[St. Jimmy]

Stream http://wrestlehd.com/

[Tazz Dan]

Already there

[St. Jimmy]

my name in that chat is: throbbingblackcoques

[Tazz Dan]

:lol: it actually is

[St. Jimmy]

I expect Kenny King to commit live suicide tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

No Tazz? JB! +** off the bat.

[St. Jimmy]

Needs more Shark Boy

[Tazz Dan]

Also I am lovesblackcoques ;)

[St. Jimmy]

TNA PRESENTS: PRETENDING TO BE CHIKARA 2012

[St. Jimmy]

lol @ son of Barry Darsow.

[Skippord]

this Lars Only guy sucks

[St. Jimmy]

Much like his two namesakes.

[Tazz Dan]

Son of Repo Man

[St. Jimmy]

spooooooooooooooooootfeeeeeeeeeeeest

[Tazz Dan]

Guy does simple flip over top road.

TNA Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, OMG.........

[St. Jimmy]

Kash vs Jigsaw would be nice.

[St. Jimmy]

hate that suplex/powerbomb spot. looks shitty as fuck.

[St. Jimmy]

SCORPIO WINS.

[Tazz Dan]

Flash Funk winsssssssssss

[Skippord]

this possibly bi racial guy with the win, why am I watching this

[St. Jimmy]

Scorpio vs. Kash

[Skippord]

Kid Kash should be played in a film by Jeremy Renner

[Tazz Dan]

this possibly bi racial guy with the win, why am I watching this

For the same reason I am? There's not much else to do on a Monday morning

[Tazz Dan]

Or Sunday night for you I assume.

[Tazz Dan]

I've always been a Kid Kash fan, not sure why though. He's just appealed to me.

[el bobbo]

I rarely watch TNA, but I'm in the mood for some wrasslin' tonite. Aries v Roode should be epic.

[St. Jimmy]

this will be the best TNA PPV of the year.

[St. Jimmy]

SCORP WINS WITH THE TNA SPECIAL (roll up)

[Skippord]

lol "from all the way across the room"?

[St. Jimmy]

Angle vs. Joe IV

[St. Jimmy]

Joe always cuts a fucking amazing promo

[St. Jimmy]

I mark for Doug Williams.

[Skippord]

whoa Doug Williams got pretty fat since I last saw him

[St. Jimmy]

This match is going to rock.

[Skippord]

K-Double

[St. Jimmy]

King is hyped.

[St. Jimmy]

Mocking handshake. lol cheap shot @ ROH.

[St. Jimmy]

King is in the fucking zone.

[el bobbo]

USA USA USA

[Lock Jaw]

Is there seriously a guy named Flip Cassanova? Talk about the most generic indy/X-Division name ever.

[St. Jimmy]

King is the man.

[Tazz Dan]

Kofi Kingston in TNA

[St. Jimmy]

Sabian vs. Dutt? Good match.

[Tazz Dan]

lol Random tpww quotes in the chat which nobody gets. Apart from Jimmy of course.

[Skippord]

this Zema Ion guy appears to enjoy destroying the Earth as much as he enjoys destroying that one dude's spine

[Skippord]

so it's three dudes who I hate and Kenny King

[Skippord]

oh that black dude is Scorpio Sky? I like him

[Wishbone]

Anyone got a stream?

[Nicky Fives]

I should be watching this, but I have a feeling Roode & Aries will disappoint....

[Wishbone]

Is the current match Joe vs Angle cause if not I think I've got the wrong stream... Not sure but the arena doesn't seem like a ppv.

[Skippord]

Mike Tenay really gets amped for these near falls

[el bobbo]

JOE!

[Skippord]

whoa I just saw the recap for the AJ/Daniels feud

TNAwful

[owenbrown]

so when is Hogan winning the title? :shifty:

[Innovator]

I'd put the title onto Aries tonight, it can be a short run and still get to Roode/Storm at BFG

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck Zema Ion. Go Kenny King. Go Austin Aries.

Roode/Storm again? They main evented Lockdown to a dead crowd and it was in Storm's hometown. Even his fucking wife didn't give a shit.

James Storm is a tag team wrestler. A great tag team wrestler, but just a tag team wrestler. He's not the guy they are trying to play him as.

[Tazz Dan]

It's Roode/Aries....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Break a guys neck and win a championship? What message does that send?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Roode/Aries....

At bound for glory. Read what the guy above said.

[Innovator]

Is that Green Lantern Fan trying to get himself on tv?

[Tazz Dan]

At bound for glory. Read what the guy above said.

no

[Innovator]

GO ARIES

[Innovator]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMP!

[Tazz Dan]

ARIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

HOLY FUCK

[Skippord]

pretty surprised they did that, really good match

Aries is wonderful

[St. Jimmy]

JESUS CHRIST TNA, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HOLY SHIT. Ok TNA I'll give you another chance now, but seriously...putting the X-Division title on that n00b Zema Ion? Come on.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5HqK4m0rw1w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[St. Jimmy]

F5ing the TNA roster page until Roode is no longer champ

[Dukelorange]

JACOB CASS WINS!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was a good ass match.

[Dukelorange]

Also, all this talk about King, while I enjoy his style and all, he took a gamble and isn't the X Division Champ?!?!?

Oh well... I still like his style.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

<marquee scrollamount="15">OOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooohttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vi3dR7r71r0seigo1_500.pngOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo

[MoFo]

Thank goddd Bobby Roooo dropped the belt

[Rollermacka]

A SMART move would be to give several of the X Division wrestlers contracts. Rashad Cameron, Scorpio Sky, Kenny King and Dutt. For some reason, I like that Lars Only guy... not sure why. The fans have been going insane these past few weeks with all the X Divison matches but it's TNA soo....

[Mr. Nerfect]

I had a feeling that Austin Aries would win the TNA World Heavyweight Title. Aries is absolutely fan-fucking-tastic, so that is cool with me. The only thing from this PPV that doesn't really appeal to me is Zema Ion being the X-Division Champion. Something about the dude is just awkward -- and it's not because he breaks peoples' necks. He just doesn't seem like a serious threat.

They really should have gone with Kenny King. That dude is absolutely money.

And I like Lars Only as well. I wouldn't put him on TV yet, but I'd possibly give him a chance to work in OVW. There's something I like about his seemingly spastic style. He was by far the weakest of the dudes they brought in to fill the tournament, though.

[Rammsteinmad]

Awesome PPV.

Prior to Destination X, I mentioned how TNA PPV's always look great on paper, but then I never feel truly satisfied after the event. This event delivered though. Some great matches from top to bottom, barring the Ultimate X match which I thought was a bit crap, loved the Ultimate X qualifiers, Angle/Joe was really good and Daniels/AJ was good, not their best, but certainly makes up for their Bound For Glory atrocity a while back, and Aries/Roode which was a great match.

See? With no Hogan, Flair, Sting (sadly), Bischoffs or any other nonsense like that, TNA can put on some pretty spectacular shows. My only real gripe, as always with TNA, was the announcing, which just never seems as exciting as in WWE.

Best TNA Pay-Per-View in a long time (at least, since Lockdown 2011). :y:

[Innovator]

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
I didn't see it, but congrats to @austinaries @SamoaJoe and @zematna Looks like somebody finally gets it. Kudos.

[Rollermacka]

And I like Lars Only as well. I wouldn't put him on TV yet, but I'd possibly give him a chance to work in OVW. There's something I like about his seemingly spastic style. He was by far the weakest of the dudes they brought in to fill the tournament, though.

I don't know, he has an interesting look and has some pretty good in NWA Hollywood (his name was Johnny Yuma) I would say the most dissapointing guys were Flip Cassanova and Dakota Darsow. Dakota is trying to wrestle like his dad, but he's too small to do that. He's not big enough to be a heavyweight but he's not fast/ agile enough to be a X Division wrestler. As for Flip, he seemed really sloppy in the ring. He landed akwardly on Darsow in his first match acouple of times, then he headscissored him into the ropes which could have really hurt him.

[St. Jimmy]

Kenny King vs. Xima Ion feud now, kthx.

[DLVH84]

I have a feeling Roode's going to regain the title sooner than later.

[Curtis Anderson]

I don't agree with that. I think that TNA has been giving a very effective push to Austin Aries in the past few weeks. It would be a waste to simply have Roode regain so soon without much fanfare, and TNA is too smart a company to do that.

[Rollermacka]

I don't agree with that. I think that TNA has been giving a very effective push to Austin Aries in the past few weeks. It would be a waste to simply have Roode regain so soon without much fanfare, and TNA is too smart a company to do that.

Hmm, I never thought I'd see TNA and too smart a company used in the same sentance

[Mr. Nerfect]

I kind of feel that it would have been awesome if Kid Kash had attacked Mason Andrews during the Ultimate X and taken him out of the equation. Kash's motivation would have been that he was embarrassed by losing to a new face -- and his goal would be to make Andrews pay. That would be a pretty decent X-Division feud away from the title.

[Rollermacka]

I kind of feel that it would have been awesome if Kid Kash had attacked Mason Andrews during the Ultimate X and taken him out of the equation. Kash's motivation would have been that he was embarrassed by losing to a new face -- and his goal would be to make Andrews pay. That would be a pretty decent X-Division feud away from the title.

That sounds good on paper and Mason (Scorpio Sky) is avery talented wrestler. For some reason, I think Kash deserves better than just putting over every new X Division star. I'd like to see Kash get a TV title run or even a tag team push with Gunner or that Mark Haskins guy if he's still around.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Fuck Zema Ion.

Shiima Xion is a fucking awesome guy.

[Gertner]

Just what wrestling needs: another failed ROH vanilla midget to drag down the ratings of another company.

The sport has never been worse.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I don't know about that. I've seen plenty bad in my short time.

[loopydate]

I would take wrestling now over wrestling five or six years ago.

But it's pretty bad, with a handful of exceptions.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just what wrestling needs: another failed ROH vanilla midget to drag down the ratings of another company.

The sport has never been worse.

I know you're only trolling, but a while back you were saying that Austin Aries is fantastic, if only it weren't for his size.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Aries going over Bobby Roode again, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, AJ Styles and Samoa Joe should take us right through until the end of 2012. I'm hoping they stretch out Aries' reign until Magnus takes the belt the next time TNA is in England. I think that will be early 2013, won't it? If the WWE hasn't put the World Title on Wade Barrett by then, Magnus can claim to be the first British World Champion and become another home-grown "star" for TNA.