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Autobahn
07-16-2012, 07:32 AM
Vanilla midget - A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized by him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)
Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla
midget are small stature, good
technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and
a rabid stubborn internet fandom.

This will cause some controversy, but I may actually categorise Steve Blackman as my favourite.

Gass
07-16-2012, 10:52 AM
Konnan K-Dawg.

MoFo
07-16-2012, 11:11 AM
Jerry Lynn

Shisen Kopf
07-16-2012, 11:33 AM
What the hell, Christian for sure.

simplythevest
07-16-2012, 11:40 AM
Gotta go with regal

Rollermacka
07-16-2012, 12:00 PM
Big Show :shifty:

ooTin
07-16-2012, 12:41 PM
my penis.

Keith
07-16-2012, 12:42 PM
Owen Hart.

#1-norm-fan
07-16-2012, 05:06 PM
So are poor mic skills necessary for one to be a vanilla midget? If so I call for Christian and Regal to be out of contention. In fact, I'm not sure Regal fits any of the criteria except technical skill and internet love.

Corporate CockSnogger
07-16-2012, 05:09 PM
I'm going to need a concrete list to choose from before I make my decision, thank you.

Seth82
07-16-2012, 05:09 PM
I kinda hate that term.

Nash was one of the worst in ring workers so for him to talk about anyone being vanilla is pretty laughable.

gotta go with Dean Malenko or Bryan Danielson.

CSL
07-16-2012, 05:22 PM
vanilla implies bland, he wasn't talking about ring work

Corporate CockSnogger
07-16-2012, 05:25 PM
Billy Kidman then?

Supreme Olajuwon
07-16-2012, 05:32 PM
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Supreme Olajuwon
07-16-2012, 05:33 PM
Does Bret Hart count? If so, then I change my answer to Bret Hart.

crusnik
07-16-2012, 08:41 PM
Would Bob Backlund count? He's one of my favorite wwf/e champions , but he was a little boring in some areas.