batista cut one decent promo in his career...

[NormanSmiley]

the fuck is he doing in a Tarantino movie??non speaking role i hope

[CSL]

just thought of two off the top of my head that were within a month or two or each other

[Swiss Ultimate]

His anti-Cena stuff?

[CSL]

first one, yeah. Second one was the "I quit" tantrum one in a wheelchair. Bound to be more, Batista as a heel was a riot

[CSL]

"what is your malfunction?!"

[Ultra Mantis]

Batista's outdated Kanye West promo was also pretty amusing.

[NormanSmiley]

ionly one i could think of when i saw him in the preview was his kissing babies and hugging fat chicks one. was semi-gold. but on the mic was was droopy tits overall

[CSL]

I very much enjoy "was droopy tits" as an expression for being gash but nahhh, Batista was fine on the mic

[MoFo]

Batista needs to come back with a pro-steroids gimmick where he calls all the cruiserweights skinny geeks and tells them to juice up otherwise they wont get any pussy

[MoFo]

but yeah I liked him even as Babyfacetista too

[Big Vic]

The only time I liked Bats was on his last heel run.

[Damndirty]

If he comes back, he needs to reveal to Mason Ryan that he is the better twin between the two, and shoot him with invisible bullets and pyro behind.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The one when he turned heel and almost killed Rey was great.

[Heisenberg]

If he comes back, he needs to reveal to Mason Ryan that he is the better twin between the two, and shoot him with invisible bullets and pyro behind.

:y:

[#1-norm-fan]

The one when he turned heel and almost killed Rey was great.

Was just about to say that. Him saying "I'm gonna rip your head off, Rey" with his arm around him and a smile on his face was just eerie.

[Damndirty]

For a moment when I had seen that, I thought he was going to expose his pedophilic urges and drop his tights down and have Rey get on his knees for a
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[Emperor Smeat]

The one when he turned heel and almost killed Rey was great.

Rey could have avoided the whole beating had he just let his "best friend" win the title but didn't because he was a meanie.

[#1-norm-fan]

It reminded me of a scene from that movie Zodiac where the killer has the girl in her car to drive her to the gas station and he just casually says "Before I kill you, I'm gonna throw your baby out the window." Fucking chilling.

Same way Batista just casually kinda lets Rey know what's about to happen and Rey's just like "... Fuck."

Awesome promo

[parkmania]

Was there when he turned at Bragging Rights. Was leading the "Thank you Dave!" cheers as he walked to the back.

[Jura]

Fuck you Norman, fuck you.

[Jura]

Also, this thread has been...























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BATISTA BOMBED!!

[Damndirty]

I wonder if the Deacon remembers the night his pants ripped at that house show...

[#1-norm-fan]

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BATISTA BOMBED!!

Is that Maven? He sold that fucker like a champ!

[Tom Guycott]

the fuck is he doing in a <s>Tarantino</s> RZA movie with Tarantino's name on it to attract attention to it?? non speaking role i hope

I hope so too. Absolutely want to go see it, and pray that Bats doesn't speak. Promo skills or lack thereof don't neccessarily translate into acting chops. As bad as he is on the mic, he's a damn sight worse in movie form.

http://www.trailershut.com/movie-posters/Wrong-Side-of-Town-Movie-Poster.jpg
Proof.

And Dave wasn't even the star of this movie, it was RVD. It would be like touting Kurt Angle was the main star of Dylan Dog, or placing HHH front and center on the Blade III cover. With that said, he didn't even have a huge part, (again, think Hunter in Blade III) and his dialogue delivery made Vin Diesel sound like a Shakespearian god.

RVD wasn't much better, honestly. But this thread isn't about him.

Hope he just stands around looking like a badass Chineese Colossus and kicks tons of ass (and Batista Bombs at least one person). Even better if he was written as a mute.

[#1-norm-fan]

Batista definitely seems like he'd be a much better actor than RVD.

[Kane Knight]

the fuck is he doing in a Tarantino movie??non speaking role i hope

Well, he sucks and Tarantino sucks....

[Crimson]

Which movie is it? Tarantino is the goods

[Shadrick]

Kissin babies and huggin fat girls.

[Schlomey]

i came in here looking to watch the damn video.

[NormanSmiley]

it's called The man with the iron fists. saw the trailer during savages. so harsh Jura. i liked the guy a bit but his promos were never gonna set the world on fire

[Volare]

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