Undertaker VS. Booker T. : im shit'n on it

[KillerWolf]

first of all this feud seems like it was just thrown together because their was a ppv coming up and the wwe didnt have a program for either wrestler. i still think that eddie vs. booker t. for the title in the main event would have made more sense than to give bradshaw a cheap heat gimmick and put him in the main event.

ok, so the mini feud was thrown together for the sake of the ppv. whats worse is that the direction they are taking the undertaker character is embarassing to watch. i havnt seen it this bad since the 'purple glove' era.
i mean, what was that shit with the hand comming out of the ground?! and booker t going to see Miss Cleo :wtf: nobody's buying that shit anymore.

ya know how some movies are stupid but good, and others are just stupid. the difference is that movies that are stupid but good are good because they dont take themselves seriously.

anyway, when it comes to the 'new undertaker' in general, theyre laying it on a little thick IMO, and it is CARTOONISH. its like a magical, dead cowboy.
more subtle=more better.

[CBright7831]

This is apparently what has transpired over the last month and a half.

Booker came to Smackdown and cried about it for four weeks or so. He beat Bob holly and cried some more but said he was the best on Smackdown and no-one could beat him or something to that effect. Undertaker turned the lights out and Booker ran away. Next week Booker was doing something and Undertaker turned the lights out and came down to see him. So WWE said "Lets put them in a match and Judgment Day". Then Stephanie said "Daddy, did you notice that when the Undertaker turned the lights out booker T was camoflaged?". Vince then promptly sent her to her room and whispered to the writers, "Make sure Tazz mentions that during Taker's entrance from now on". Then they all went for ice cream.

or alternatively:

RIKISHI JUST LOVES TO DANCE BUHGAWD!!!!!

And no-one wants to see it anymore.

[Scorpion]

That Mortecai or whatever will interfere and make Booker Win, now can u dig that

[Kane Knight]

I reckon Undertaker's gonna start dressing in an "oldschool" confederate flag, and his "druids" will wear white robes and hoods. Their feud will be decided in a "hangman from hell" match. Booker T will be lynched and ressurected as the Undertaker's undead "houseboy," who eats watermelon on the back porch before dancing to impress his massa.

Seriously, it fits everything the WWE needs: It's bigoted, appeals to the trailer park, it's stupid as all fu</>ck, and Undertaker can go over for the 50th year in a row.

The undead biker thing is so stupid. YEEEEEEEEHAW! *Dong*

[PureHatred]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Kane Knight

KK

KK.....K?

Once again the insidious nature of the white man's evil rears its ugly head.:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Kane Knight

KK

KK.....K?

Once again the insidious nature of the red man's evil rears its ugly head.:shifty:
It's an injun conspiracy. I plan to turn blacks against whites and whites against blacks, so that this land can belong to its native owners...

And the Latinos, coz someone's gotta do all the menial labor...:shifty:

[PureHatred]

And you're using pro wresting as your weapon of choice!!!! Genius. They'll never see it coming.

[Kane Knight]

Of course not. Because the Red man knows nothing of treachery. We are nothing but honest casino owners...:shifty: