2012 TPWW King of the Jobbers Finale: FATAL 4 WAYUUUUUUUUUUU!

[VSG]

It has finally happened: The tournament is at its end. Instead of boring/predictable semifinals, I decided to make it a fitting end to the tournament.

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Your contestants:


St. Jimmy *Boom*
Iop/PrettyCool/Damn *Pow*
TNARick *Bam*
DAMN iNATOR *Zonk*


Without further ado, let the match begin. Voting lasts 4 days (as if I could make it anything else!)

May the best Jobber be crowned TPWW 2012 King of the Jobbers!

[VSG]

St Jimmy with the early lead.

[Tazz Dan]

St Jimmy looking to cause quite the 'upset'.

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCK I didn't think I'd have to make this choice yet!

I DON'T KNOW!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Don't see how DAMN iNATOR belongs in this crowd at all. Yeah, he's a huge goof, but he's hardly bringing the forums down.

[Swiss Ultimate]

St. Jimmy's dumb. TNARick is potentially the most pathetic and insane person I've encountered on the internet. This is a guy who has been impersonating a guy in his 40s for the past 7 years, mocked his dead wife, spent thousands of hours spamming websites to promote warcraft 2, has been in and out of jail several times and hides his true self 99% of the time regardless of whether he's around his friends or not. And the 1% of the time when he does let his guard down it turns out he wants his dying legacy to have made warcraft 2 main-stream post-2010.

There is no competition for that here or anywhere else.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Oh and he voted for himself through a new sock account.

http://www.tpwwforums.com/member.php?u=16839

[ooTin]

so what i was knocked out by a dude who wont even medal? this is some lame shit peeps.

[Gertner]

St.Jimmy.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Street James getting banned is going to be interesting.

[VSG]

Fatal 4 Way making St Jimmy a very interesting prospect for King.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Not really a prospect at this point. A lot of people dislike him. This is a foregone conclusion.

[ooTin]

Street James getting banned is going to be interesting.
really thats it? Street James.... not even clever

[Ruien]

really thats it? Street James.... not even clever

Maybe you should take tips from Street James on how to be a terrible poster; although, step one is to not try so hard. We all know you fail at that.

[ooTin]

Maybe you should take tips from Street James on how to be a terrible poster; although, step one is to not try so hard. We all know you fail at that.
wait... who is this guy?

[MoFo]

Can we just ban all 4.

[Swiss Ultimate]

really thats it? Street James.... not even clever

Was it supposed to be clever? I don't get what you're upset about.

[ooTin]

Was it supposed to be clever? I don't get what you're upset about.
well why else take the time to post it unless its thought provoking or witty? Im not upset I have much love for DTS, epic poster, just saying not very DTS like, seems like no thought was put into it. I just expect better from you sir. That is all.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Just so you all know, if the spirit guide and leader of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative is exiled from these forums, there could be some um... consequences.

I'm just sayin

[whiteyford]

You couldn't have mentioned that before Supreme?

Wait...are you back from the dead now?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't know what you mean, whiteyford.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Listen, I'm not saying a plague of darkness will engulf the forums until St. Jimmy is unbanned per se, I'm just saying the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative may become a bit less discretionary...

[Ermaximus]

Science speaks for itself and Supreme gives a valid point. Banning St. Jimmy basically makes the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative seem frugal and pointless. Is this really what you people want? Granted the other 2 are already banned so that really just leaves DAMN iNATOR and banning him is just plain silly.

[ooTin]

hey I was attempting to get u guys to vote and ban me so I could come back and terrorize the forums under a new name but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u guys HAD to vote for TnaRick.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Well... So much for saving my vote for the end when it matters.

[Joesgonnakillyou]

St Jimmy didn't deserve this, it's kind of an outrage.

[VSG]

Then make your votes count and bring a change in this predictable outcome.

[Swiss Ultimate]

hey I was attempting to get u guys to vote and ban me so I could come back and terrorize the forums under a new name but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u guys HAD to vote for TnaRick.....

He's the biggest jobber in life, however...he did fool like 99% of the forum into thinking he was a over-weight TNA wrestling fan who jams out on his back porch and potentially has no job.

He went to a lot of trouble pretending to be Chris Winget.

[Ermaximus]

Then make your votes count and bring a change in this predictable outcome.

I say we sacrifice you in place of St. Jimmy.

[whiteyford]

No Ermaximus, we cannot give into terrorism..unless VSG getting banned would relieve him of silver in the WWE Pool...

[Ermaximus]

No Ermaximus, we cannot give into terrorism..unless VSG getting banned would relieve him of silver in the WWE Pool...

Juan already stripped you all of your medals in the WWE Pool as the pool was clearly a sham according to Juan.

[whiteyford]

This would never of happened if i won the KOWF, i'd just have awarded myself extra points...curse you Juan Del Rio....

[#1-norm-fan]

Juan already stripped you all of your medals in the WWE Pool as the pool was clearly a sham according to Juan.

:'(

[owenbrown]

Just so you all know, if the spirit guide and leader of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative is exiled from these forums, there could be some um... consequences.

I'm just sayin

by "consequences" you mean I'm finally gonna be made a mod? :?: :shifty:

[Heisenberg]

He's the biggest jobber in life, however...he did fool like 99% of the forum into thinking he was a over-weight TNA wrestling fan who jams out on his back porch and potentially has no job.

He went to a lot of trouble pretending to be Chris Winget.

Do you have coordinates on this guy? If he lives in Austin Texas, I'll gladly pay him a visit and stomp a mudhole dry in his face.

[Nark Order]

Pretty glad that St. Jimmy has been outed as being horrible. All is right in the world.

[#1-norm-fan]

Got 6 hours to make my vote.

Game changer coming...

[Swiss Ultimate]

Do you have coordinates on this guy? If he lives in Austin Texas, I'll gladly pay him a visit and stomp a mudhole dry in his face.

I believe he's stuck in Lafayette, Indiana for the time being. That said, he has had that done to him enough during his internments in rape camp.

[Gertner]

St. Jimmy's dumb. TNARick is potentially the most pathetic and insane person I've encountered on the internet. This is a guy who has been impersonating a guy in his 40s for the past 7 years, mocked his dead wife, spent thousands of hours spamming websites to promote warcraft 2, has been in and out of jail several times and hides his true self 99% of the time regardless of whether he's around his friends or not. And the 1% of the time when he does let his guard down it turns out he wants his dying legacy to have made warcraft 2 main-stream post-2010.

There is no competition for that here or anywhere else.

K I need to see that post/thread

[St. Jimmy]

No one's going to ban me, even after I dedicate my win to the biggest jobber in TPWW history: PepsiMan.

[St. Jimmy]

At the end of the day every one of you are just like this man:
http://mmajunkie.com/dyn/images/fighters/jon-jones-30.jpg

Just Duck It.

[#1-norm-fan]

No one's going to ban me, even after I dedicate my win to the biggest jobber in TPWW history: PepsiMan.

Meh. When someone tries this hard it almost makes me not wanna give them the satisfaction of acknowledging their awfulness.

I vote TNARICK,,,

[Swiss Ultimate]

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x-DW-x)BuRnt( (http://war2.warcraft.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16246&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=27f2a7bf8a2b6efd3b1ea9d4bd7f2a06)


I have court on monday and I have no clue what the hell is going to happen , i have been going to court ordered classes, N/A meetings, and staying out of trouble but if I end up having to do any time in jail or prison consider war2 dead if you move to a new server,

Why the hell can you not move it to your own house? The War2 Players donated the money to pay for it to begin with , why is it property of the office? If they close it should be yours anyways. Unless you just took all that money for yourself.

I am tired of this shit. I have been advertising for two years now and you are FINALLY coming out with a new combat edition that was suppose to make it easier to connect to the server by not making people who downloaded the game have to check the box rewrite gateways to connect to our server and having our server as the default gateway.

Do you guys want Warcraft II to die or what? Am I the only mother fucker who cares anymore. God damn I have put my fucking life into this game since 2004 trying to revive the playerbase and we had a chance to bring this fucking game back and nobody gave a shit. Nobody went out and tried to tell people on other forums that there was a free download of the game available WTF!!! WHY THE HELL NOT.

After all this time we make progress on the amount of users on the server and the games/ activity goes up and nobody gives a fucking shit man i fucking hate this.

Put the server in the hands of Lance the stupid fuck hacker piece of shit and you can fuck off fuck you fuck that fuck everything.

FUCK

I hate my life and I dont know how much longer I can handle this shit. I want to bring Warcraft 2 back but I cannot deal with this anymore. I just want to fucking die man but I am scared of hell. I know god is real jesus is real because i have seen my brother been saved and I just wish it could happen to me. Every damn decision in my life I have made has been horrible and I just want to see Warcraft 2 succeed to know that I completed my goal.
-Benjamin "TNARick" Johnson 2008
Age: 19

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[VSG]

St. Jimmy is our new King! All hail his royal highness!

Off with his head now.

[owenbrown]

how the fuck did TNARICK or Iop not win?

[CSL]

more people voted for somebody else

[owenbrown]

but why did St. Jimmy get this far and win?

[#1-norm-fan]

Because he got more votes than his opponent(s) in each round.

Not sure how you're not getting this, owenbrown.

[owenbrown]

I get that, but the question is WHY were people voting for St. Jimmy in the first place?

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably because of this...

http://www.tpww.net/forums/search.php?searchid=266561

[owenbrown]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Just click St. Jimmy's name... then "View Public Profile"... then "Statistics"... then "Find all posts by St. Jimmy".

Read through those for a while. That should give you a rough idea.

[VSG]

owenbrown wants a rematch.

[Wehttam]

how the fuck did TNARICK or Iop not win?

well, tnarick is banned and that would be pointless for anything other than to shame him (but he already voted for himself). iop, while having a really shitty run, was only really down here for about half a year or less. st. jimmy has been the most consistent.

[Destor]

St.Jimmy was good people last time I checked...when did he get heat?

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought I remembered St. Jimmy being a normal person too at one point.

[Tazz Dan]

I get that, but the question is WHY were people voting for St. Jimmy in the first place?

Because you got lucky and went out early.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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[VSG]

Welcome back :wavesad:

[Gertner]

St.Jimmy was good people last time I checked...when did he get heat?

He's the personaification of fat virgin indie wrestling fan