Raw Thread: 9/3/12 Labor Day Edition

[el bobbo]

Hey yall.

Just thought I'd start this instead of starting a pointless thread that would be relevant for only an hour and a half.

As Raw will be live from Chicago tonight, how do you think WWE will play up the fact that CM Punk is supposed to be a heel when he will undeniably receive the most applause of any "Superstar" on the roster?

Also, I can't wait to see the fat hippo dance with only one of his hookers.

[OldSchoolFan]

Hey yall.

Just thought I'd start this instead of starting a pointless thread that would be relevant for only an hour and a half.

As Raw will be live from Chicago tonight, how do you think WWE will play up the fact that CM Punk is supposed to be a heel when he will undeniably receive the most applause of any "Superstar" on the roster?

Also, I can't wait to see the fat hippo dance with only one of his hookers.

You have now offended hippos and hookers everywhere

[Lock Jaw]

Official Monday Night Raw Starring Harold Thread

[el bobbo]

Official Monday Night Raw Starring Harold Thread

From Harold and Kumar?

[el bobbo]

Lookin' forward to some anger collages.

[Cool King]

From Harold and Kumar?

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5282154/haroldbryan93_large.png
NO!

[el bobbo]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5282154/haroldbryan93_large.png
NO!

I feel angry now.

[Cuse8]

punk will get a huge ovation when he comes out..then will say something bad about chicago and get instant heat

[owenbrown]

I want Chicago to boo Lawler out of the building

[addy2hotty]

'You people don't respect me. You jumped on my bandwagon.'

[el bobbo]

'You people don't respect me. You jumped on my bandwagon.'

No one is as punk as CM Punk.

[ClockShot]

Bummer. WWE superstars gotta work on Labor day.

That's not gonna help you get elected here, Linda.

[Corndad]

Looking forward to Anger Management Week 2.

[Droford]

Empty chair

[Corndad]

No Lawler on commentary tonight eh?

[el bobbo]

King is really the only guy Punk can use to go heel.

[el bobbo]

Empty chair

Nobama

[Cool King]

Go away Sheamus. I don't like you.

[Droford]

Punk should be doing lawlers job as further insult

[KyleEmmott]

Chicargo as Sheamus would say it

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[el bobbo]

FUCK YES!

[Droford]

Go away Sheamus. I don't like you.

Neither does punk

[KyleEmmott]

How many times does the WWE go to Chicago?!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I feel like a small portion of the crowd popped for Sheamus' introduction because they couldn't remember which title Punk had.

[el bobbo]

Champ vs. Champ match?

[Droford]

I smell winner vs winner at noc to unify the belts lol

[Cool King]

Punk going to point out that he should be kicking off Raw, not the World Heavyweight Champion?

[Cool King]

Neither does punk

He's a good man.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish he'd drop another pipebomb.

[Cool King]

I hope Punk fills in for Lawler.

[Droford]

Cm punk attacked lawler with pickles and tomatoes?

[Corndad]

This is gonna be an awesome crowd tonight.

[KyleEmmott]

Cm Punk- Face or Heel?

[el bobbo]

Cm Punk- Face or Heel?

Ultimate Tweener?

[Droford]

Cm punkafella

[Cool King]

Is Sheamus getting flustered?

[KyleEmmott]

HAHAHAHA

[Cool King]

Uuuuuuuuuurgh, again with the arse comment.

[#1-norm-fan]

Sheamus wants to check out Punk's ass.

[Corndad]

Hey it's Mini Stephanie

[KyleEmmott]

I really dislike AJ

[KyleEmmott]

Alberto Bland Rio

[el bobbo]

Nice start. Nice match coming up.

[Corndad]

Coming up next... incase you missed it... Last Smackdown's Main Event!

[Cool King]

That skipping around the ring thing was absolutely fucking pointless.

[#1-norm-fan]

Assuming Punk stays heel for a while, WWE should not do Sheamus vs Punk for a while. No throw away match on Raw, no tag match, nothing. Seeing them in that picture made me realize that it could be pretty sweet to see it saved up for something big.

I said this 2 days ago in the 100,001 replies thread.

What are the fucking odds!?!

[Cool King]

I really dislike AJ

Good man. :y:

[Immortal Moose]

That skipping around the ring thing was absolutely fucking pointless.

Yea, it's just annoying to watch at this point.

[KyleEmmott]

I forgot that he even had the briefcase....

[Droford]

Coming up next... incase you missed it... Last Smackdown's Main Event!

LIVE!

[Cool King]

No Lawler at the table.

This should be a good Raw. :y:

[el bobbo]

I think they read somewhere on TPWW that they should only have Michael Cole on commentary.

[Cool King]

Ziggler even sells for the ref.

[Cool King]

I think they read somewhere on TPWW that they should only have Michael Cole on commentary.

I think that may have been me that said that. I don't know.

I'll check it out later.

[Schlomey]

What I want tonight is a great punk match and a miz win after a looong weekend.

[el bobbo]

I think that may have been me that said that. I don't know.

I'll check it out later.

Great suggestion if it was you. Because they have to have a team of people fucking reading these sites.


Especially one as condescending as TPWW.

[Droford]

Great suggestion if it was you. Because they have to have a team of people fucking reading these sites.


Especially one as condescending as TPWW.
They need to start ripping my ideas off

[el bobbo]

They need to start ripping my ideas off

This Cole solo commentary is great. Would be better if it was JR, but it's good.

[Corndad]

Ziggler needs a long run with the World Title. Guy delivers

[Droford]

That's about the fastest I've ever seen orton do his rope DDT thing

[el bobbo]

Ziggles!

[owenbrown]

chat is dead.... sign up here

http://stickam.com/group/tpww

[Droford]

Miz on commentary?

[Cool King]

Monday Night Miz!

[Rollermacka]

Not bad, cheap win for Dolph.


Side note, I know a guy who I think lookes like a bigger version of Dolph Ziggler. What do you guys think? (the guy in the blk and silver tights)
http://i795.photobucket.com/albums/yy233/Angel_Eyes_70/2012-07-15%20IPCW%20presents%20Heatwave/IPCW223.jpg
http://i795.photobucket.com/albums/yy233/Angel_Eyes_70/2012-07-15%20IPCW%20presents%20Heatwave/IPCW251.jpg
http://i795.photobucket.com/albums/yy233/Angel_Eyes_70/2012-07-15%20IPCW%20presents%20Heatwave/IPCW277.jpg

[Corndad]

Fuck Yea! Anger Class!

[KyleEmmott]

Do you think WWE reads any sites at all?

[Rollermacka]

Would still rather watch Kane and Daniel wrestle instead of being in stupid sketches.

[Corndad]

LOL Teacher's Pet

[KyleEmmott]

I hate when they do that stuff.

[Emperor Smeat]

These anger management skits have been great.

[Innovator]

Ha, that popped Kane

[Rollermacka]

:lol: Sin Cara is taller than Rey.


Side note, calling it now, Cody is gonna feud with Kane to try and take his mask off

[Droford]

LOL Teacher's Pet

Was rooting for random sandow there..oh well

[KyleEmmott]

I'm just waiting for the next chapter of The Legacy of Damien Sandow.

[Shisen Kopf]

Not looking forward to the masked beaners match

[KyleEmmott]

And appealing to only kids

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh look its Sakamoto ... probably getting smacked later.

[el bobbo]

Here comes A-Tsi

And Cody gets a fucking pop.

[Corndad]

Why is that guy still with Tensai lol

[Cool King]

Tensai is getting pinned.

[KyleEmmott]

No more Avocado at Subway:(

[el bobbo]

I'm glad Passion Pit is related with shitte tacos now.

[Cool King]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/574499_10151062987191443_1594475008_n.jpg

[Rollermacka]

So how long do you think it will be till Tensi is arrested for domestic abuse?

[Innovator]

Rey gets a pop, Sin Cara gets a golf clap

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Remember all that enthusiasm you had about Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio teaming up? Bet it vanished the second Tensai appeared <a href="https://twitter.com/search/?q=%23RAWTonight"><s>#</s><b>RAWTonight</b></a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/242786917484224512" data-datetime="2012-09-04T00:51:26+00:00">September 4, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

How is Sheamus vs Punk ending the FIRST hour in Chicago??

[Cool King]

The Champion vs Champion match isn't the main event? :wtf:

[Shisen Kopf]

Awful

[el bobbo]

Champ vs. Champ is no match for Cena vs. Mexican guy no one gives a fuck about...

[Innovator]

It's more like they're kicking off the 2nd hour

[el bobbo]

It's more like they're kicking off the 2nd hour

I guess the first hour was just pretty good then.

[el bobbo]

LET'S GO HAROLD!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Sakamoto didn't get a beating after the match even though Tensai lost

[KyleEmmott]

I hate that new ref

[Innovator]

Fuck, I love Kane in these.

[Corndad]

Harold always gets messed up LOL

[Rollermacka]

Harold? Is that Maven?

[el bobbo]

Who's the blonde with the nice tits?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: nobody like Harold

[Droford]

D bury and Kane..best friends

[Cool King]

Kane: I will?

:lol:

[Rollermacka]

Oh god, first there was an odd sexual tension between Harold and Kane. Now, it's between Daniel and Kane. Is anyone else sensing a trend here?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Give Kane and Bryan the tag titles now.

[el bobbo]

I wish I had a good weed connection so I could go see Dredd 3D

[owenbrown]

FUCK YOU CENA YOU MAIN EVENT HOGGING CUNT! :foc: YOU'RE AS BAD AS HULK HOGAN

[Cool King]

Who's the blonde with the nice tits?

Yeah, I've noticed that this week, the camera angles keep giving us good views of Tina's tits.

[el bobbo]

Jean M Punk

[Corndad]

Punk dressed for a Street Fight

[owenbrown]

Punk in street clothes?

[Cool King]

lol. Give Kane and Bryan the tag titles now.

I had a feeling they would be a Tag Team after the anger management thing.

Hopefully they will.

[KyleEmmott]

Punk refuses not to fight in the main event calling it

[Droford]

Cm punk needs a real watch

[owenbrown]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[el bobbo]

Nice.

[Cool King]

Oooh, nice way to get your home crowd to boo you. :y:

[Corndad]

Well makes sense for Punk's character.

[owenbrown]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHEAMUS YOU BLAND FUCKING BABYFACE

[ClockShot]

Ha. Punk must have read my post about working on Labor Day.

Love it!

[KyleEmmott]

Save the match for something bigger.

[Rollermacka]

It's just not the same without Tenay and Schiavone yelling "Oh my god, what's happening here? Is this a swerve? What's going on? I've never seen this before"

[owenbrown]

YEAH FUCK CENA BEING IN THE MAIN EVENT IN PUNK'S HOMETOWN! :foc:

[#1-norm-fan]

Who are you?

That guy who hosted the show you started out on for like 3 months and talked to you weekly in the ring you dumb fuck.

[Corndad]

Have a feeling this Raw ends with Punk Standing over Cena. Kinda like where this is going...

[KyleEmmott]

Matt Striker needs a bigger role

[Droford]

Now cena has no opponent

[Droford]

Oh..wait..poor swagger

[Corndad]

Swagger getting thrown to the Wolves again HAHA

[el bobbo]

The All American American Jobber.

[Cool King]

Usually I would be happy that Swagger is on Raw, but I just know he's going to job to Sheamus. :'(

[owenbrown]

Swagger jobbing again

[ClockShot]

We ever find out what Swagger do/did to deserve this?

[Shisen Kopf]

I wonder who'll win this. Christ, Raw 2012=Nitro 2000 pretty lame

[owenbrown]

#BURIED

[Cool King]

Who are you?

That guy who hosted the show you started out on for like 3 months and talked to you weekly in the ring you dumb fuck.

I was thinking the same.

[#1-norm-fan]

Speaking of tag teams, Swagger and Derrick Bateman would make an awesome All-American tag team.

There are so many things they could do with Swagger if they actually tried.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Punk refusing to fight Sheamus and instead is playing classic Punch Out for his day off.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/wweajlee"><s>@</s><b>wweajlee</b></a> I'm going to go play Punch Out. <a href="https://twitter.com/miketyson"><s>@</s><b>miketyson</b></a> doesn't fight Glass Joe. Come hang when you're done at work!</p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/242792375452323840" data-datetime="2012-09-04T01:13:07+00:00">September 4, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Swagger just botch another move?

[ClockShot]

That texas cloverleaf is gonna lead up to the "Irish Cloverleaf".

You watch.

[Cool King]

Swagger taps to a submission that isn't even in his opponents arsenal.

He must have really pissed off someone backstage.

[owenbrown]

<s>@</s><b>wweajlee</b></a> I'm going to go play Punch Out. <a href="https://twitter.com/miketyson"><s>@</s><b>miketyson</b></a> doesn't fight Glass Joe. Come hang when you're done at work!</p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/242792375452323840" data-datetime="2012-09-04T01:13:07+00:00">September 4, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

Sheamus isn't even a submission wrestler.

[el bobbo]

He killed Ricky Rodriguez.

[Cool King]

That texas cloverleaf is gonna lead up to the "Irish Cloverleaf".

You watch.

I'll be sad if that happens.

[owenbrown]

Damn it Smelly Meatball!

[owenbrown]

:nono: Buffalo Wild Wings commercial

[#1-norm-fan]

Sheamus isn't even a submission wrestler.

They're probably setting up a submission match at NOC. They can't just go regular one on one match again.

[ClockShot]

Side note: Reshma Shetty is hot on Royal Pains.


That is all.

[Cool King]

They're probably setting up a submission match at NOC. They can't just go regular one on one match again.

You might be right. That would explain the random submission and Swagger tapping out to it.

[ClockShot]

Ricky must be avenged tonight.

[el bobbo]

More of Eve's Tits.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah! Kaitlyn!

[ClockShot]

Someone needs to dump a bottle of bleach over Kaitlin's hair.

Fucking ugly.

[Shisen Kopf]

3 hour raw is pretty awful. Can't wait for Monday Night Football to start.

[Corndad]

Love Kaitlyn is on my TV weekly now.

[owenbrown]

7 more days Shisen

[KyleEmmott]

I LOVE KAITLYNNNNN

[el bobbo]

So glad I didn't have to hear Layla's theme song.

[Cool King]

Oh no, does Layla have "LOL" on her shoulder?

[Shisen Kopf]

7 more days Shisen

Praise Allah!

[Corndad]

Layla and Miz lol

[ClockShot]

Miz is doing pretty good with the mic tonight.

[Droford]

Lady alina Hayes on the mic

[Corndad]

SO this commentary is helping the Match eh

[Droford]

Botch

[Corndad]

Something tells me Eve gets added to the Diva match

[Droford]

Something tells me Eve gets added to the Diva match

Kaitlyn gets removed in the process

[ClockShot]

The rats are the first to leave a sinking ship.

[Droford]

Everyone's leaving!

[el bobbo]

Get Swagger some time off and get him some MMA bullshit behind his resume.

[Corndad]

Time off is the best thing to Freshen Swagger up.

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah! Swagger!

[el bobbo]

Get Swagger some time off and get him some MMA bullshit behind his resume.

And some fucking acting classes. And voice classes. Then he's good.

[Cool King]

Did anyone else see the "Waylon Mercy Uses Hands To Go" sign?

[Cuse8]

3 hour raw is pretty awful. Can't wait for Monday Night Football to start.

i said the same thing last week..this is brutal

[el bobbo]

Fuck yeah! Swagger!

Could be fucking great for him. He has the look, the wrestling skills, and the presence.

He just has a terrible persona right now.

[el bobbo]

i said the same thing last week..this is brutal

This Raw is actually really good compared to others. Every segment is telling a story.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Jericho left me..."

... After you randomly booked him in a match with his career on the line.

AJ is being pretty dense tonight. lol

[Innovator]

Best thing that can happen for Swagger, glad they're not gonna kill him off.

[el bobbo]

Chicago is fucking beautiful.

[KyleEmmott]

This is the start of the downfall of GM AJ slowly everyone is going to leave, resulting in her getting fired.

[Corndad]

Shut up Harold!

[DirtyD]

Damn it Harold

[owenbrown]

SHUT UP HAROLD! :lol:

[Corndad]

Anger Coach going nuts HAHAHAHAHA

[Cuse8]

give me 3 hours of bryan/kane/harold

[Cool King]

That was great. :lol:

[Droford]

Lol

Hug it out

[owenbrown]

#WWEhug :rofl:

[Cool King]

HUG IT OUT!

[Corndad]

#wwehug Worst Twitter Hashtag Ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

#WWEhug

[Emperor Smeat]

really hope "hug it out" wins just to see how awkward it would be in the ring without them brawling in the end.

[Innovator]

Poor Ricky

[Cool King]

Did anyone notice that Tina wasn't in the last anger management segment?

[Cool King]

I actually thought the were going to hug during the last segment.

So yeah, seeing "#wwehug" get the most votes would be great.

[Droford]

Poor Ricky

Lol..probably nit much longer he ain't..

Richie rich Ricardo..lol..

[KyleEmmott]

I want to see a tag match

[Cool King]

Wow, I didn't know this, but you can check out how the voting is going so far.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-09-03/decide-what-kane-bryan-should-do

[Keith]

I really want to dislike these "Anger Management" segments, but I can't. They've actually been pretty good!

It's not often WWE nails it when it comes to these type of segments, but they did with this one.

I actually want to see more.

[Cool King]

lol The Sun will be loving this.

[el bobbo]

#FeedMeMore

[Rollermacka]

YES RYBACK HAS A SHIRT!!!

[Cool King]

He now has a T-Shirt.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... he waved a fake badge?

Shouldn't he be arrested for impersonating an officer?

[el bobbo]

I'm chugging a tall can and eating a pound of steak for this RyBack match.

[Rollermacka]

Was kinda hoping the front would be covered in colorful designs like his singlets

[Keith]

I was about to say that Ryback is slowly but surely stepping out of the "He's a Goldberg imitator" talk, but as I wrote it, the fans started chanting "Goldberg".

[Droford]

Jack swagger will come back as "more"

[Rollermacka]

What do you guys think? Is my lariat as good as Ryback's?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Why is Cole playing the face? Much less to his hero The Miz? This is weird.

[Droford]

He's finally rid himself if the pesky fake Indian guy!

[Keith]

Jack swagger will come back as "more"

Nah, this all leads up to Shannon Moore's return.

He'll have a huge angle with Ryback.

It's gonna be amazing.

[Shisen Kopf]

Ryback has been the best thing so far tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

I was hoping "Feed me more" would replace "Goldberg". I guess they're just gonna do both. Fuckers.

[el bobbo]

lol. Why is Cole playing the face? Much less to his hero The Miz? This is weird.

Miz vs. Ryback at NOC?

[el bobbo]

I was hoping "Feed me more" would replace "Goldberg". I guess they're just gonna do both. Fuckers.

Wait until you get out of Chicago and into the midwest.

[#1-norm-fan]

#WWEgaymakeupsex

[Droford]

The wwe app taught me a but about the lymbic system..wtf

[Keith]

Kane and Daniel Bryan have to become Tag Team Champions.

They just do.

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm sensing a 3-Way Dance: Ryback vs Godlberg vs RVD. If Ryback wins he gets to keep Goldberg's gimmick AND RVD's ring attire.</p>&mdash; Mick Foley (@realMickFoley) <a href="https://twitter.com/realMickFoley/status/242801718927192065" data-datetime="2012-09-04T01:50:15+00:00">September 4, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Cool King]

#WWEgaymakeupsex

#WWERule34

[Droford]

Eve has a blue belt in jiu jitsu

[Corndad]

Fred Durst on another PPV #anythingcanhappeninthewwe

[Cool King]

Such a random collaboration.

[GSP]

So I am assuming that rumor about fred durst wasn't true with him being in the next WWE song lol. What is with the love for Kevin?

[Corndad]

Holy F'n Daniel Bryan Pop

[KyleEmmott]

Who's Kevin Rudolf banging?

[Keith]

Daniel Bryan is over like a MF'er, isn't he.

Damn.

[Droford]

Kane will stand up Daniel if they pick #wwehug

[Dukelorange]

I know; I'm late, but did you catch Cameron on the Saturday Morning Slam commercial...

[Cool King]

YES! Hug it out! :lol:

[ClockShot]

Wow.

Seems like a legit poll this time around.

[Rollermacka]

Hug it out?

REALLY?

[owenbrown]

lol trolls

[Corndad]

You know you're over when the crowd goes nuts about you Hugging it out.

[#1-norm-fan]

You didn't have to take your shirt off, Daniel...

[wolfman]

over 50% lmao

[#1-norm-fan]

lol the ref

[owenbrown]

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1287666826226.png

[Droford]

Wwe is obviously mocking gay people here because two grown men can't just hug

#beastar

[Rollermacka]

You didn't have to take your shirt off, Daniel...

You don't take your shirt off before you hug another man?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol this is ridiculous. I love it.

[Rollermacka]

I wonder if Daniel is gonna nuzzle his face into Kane's moobs?

[Corndad]

You didn't hug me! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Bryan just broke while he was yelling "You didn't hug me!"

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL I think I know what match I'm voting for best match this week. Both guys trying hard not to laugh during this moment.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan will end up like Katie vick now