Jerry Lawler almost had to die to undo the ratings damage from Punk and Hart

[Gertner]

The WWE learned their lesson: never bore anybody out of the gate with these two vanilla midgets again. The sudden rush of everybody waking up, including Lawler caused Jerry to have a heart attack.

[Xero]

They still lost viewers in the third hour. Not even Lawler almost dying could give them a bump.

[Nicky Fives]

I knew this was a Gertner thread when I saw it on the main page.....

[Wishbone]

Wow... ok I knew you were an ass Gertner, but this? How anyone can say you're not a troll is beyond me. Even if this is just meant to "get under peoples skins" or troll the board this is just plain sick.

[whiteyford]

I don't think Gertner is actually Canadian, Roxer needs to uncover the truth here.

[Keith]

I literally did not know Bret is half-american.

'the fuck is going on in this world?

[Ruien]

Ratings only stood a chance if Jerry died but he refused to job.

[Gertner]

They still lost viewers in the third hour. Not even Lawler almost dying could give them a bump.

They got desperate and tried to add Cena to the mix to liven it up, but it was too late.

Fans were thinking " Wow, Jerry Lawler had a heart attack, I should watch and see if he pulls through......on the other hand, I'd have to listen to Punk and Hart on the mic again."

[ron the dial]

lol gertner you fucking turd

[Joesgonnakillyou]

I knew this was a Gertner thread when I saw it on the main page.....

and me, It's basically got to the point we don't really need him to write them anymore. I could knock out a typical Gertner post pretty easily:

"Blah blah blah fat basement dwelling virgins blah blah blah Hogan blah blah vanilla midgets"

Took about 10 seconds

[Curd]

I enjoy Gertner threads.

[SammyG]

Not to be "that guy", but this isn't really a funny matter.

[Tazz Dan]

I knew this was a Gertner thread when I saw it on the main page.....

[Kane Knight]

Not to be "that guy", but this isn't really a funny matter.

lol woooooow

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SammyG has to be the voice of reason? The Mayans were right! They were right!

Ban Gertner and delete the thread. The world can never know SammyG was right about something except douchbaggery.

[Shisen Kopf]

The international committee of serious business in pro rasslin's work rate dept. gave Lawler's heart attack a 5.637893/10.

[Gertner]

Somewhere an angry ROH fan watched the event and yelled at his t.v "Davey Richards would have kicked out of the heart attack at 1! Fighting spirit!!!"