Haku Haiku thread

[Shisen Kopf]

Haku was crappy,
Even though he was a king
his hair looks like pubes

Thank you.

[Lock Jaw]

Haku was not crap,
He was great and amazing,
So shut up your face.

[El Fangel]

The post just above this
Is made entirely of truth
shisen can fuck off

[Shisen Kopf]

Panties in a bunch?
Haku was not very good
Meng was solid though

[El Fangel]

You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker

[Tom Guycott]

Meng was merciles:
Wait! That's the wrong Meng, I think...
... lost my train of thought.

[Keith]

I liked Meng.

If he was in WWE today, with that same gimmick and look, he'd probably be in a feud with Cena or something.

Come to think of it, he probably would've had a run similar to Umaga (only Meng was more badass).

[Tom Guycott]

Haku is awesome:
The Wild Samoans rocked,
Powers of Pain ruled!

[Keith]

I liked The Barbarian.

He was always quiet. I bet he had a lot to say, though.

[Tom Guycott]

Haiku posts here, Keith.
That's your second one without it...
Also, mention Haku.

[Keith]

Meng?

[Tom Guycott]

Meng and/or Haku...
You're doing this on purpose:
You know they're the same.

[Lock Jaw]

Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.

[Curd]

Tag spec-ial-ist, yes
First with War-lord, next An-dre
Then Bar-bar-i-an

[Rock Bottom]

Fatu's where it's at
He did it for da people
Did it for da Rock

[Road Warrior]

To many syllables
on your first line son of bitch
Meng is disappoint

[MoFo]

More than freinds with Rikishi
Hot bromance circa 2001
Stinkface moar like rim job

[Sixx]

You just hate the blacks
ignorant motherfucker
dumb fucking cracker

Haku was black?

[Nicky Fives]

Uuuuussssshhh was the sound made,
With each and every blow,
As Meng smashed his foes.

:rofl:

[dingdongyo]

haku. he was fat.
fatty fat fat fatterson.
big fat tongan ass.

[Shisen Kopf]

There should be a sub forum dedicated to rasslin poetry, haikus and other shit.

[Curd]

We need more haikus
About Goldberg and Ryback
Compare and contrast

[WinterDecay]

His Toy no crown
Wrestling style not electric
Always the toughest

[DaveBrawl]

Fingers around throat
Tongan Deathgrip rules all men
Pin or submission

[Tom Guycott]

Piss-poor bigotry
morphs into an awesome thread;
Good job, Shisen Koph!

:y:

[Lock Jaw]

Haku was a king,
What have you accomplished, huh?
Nothing, that is what.

[Shisen Kopf]

Haku was a king
So was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
He was terrible

[Autobahn]

Haku was not bad
But Haku was no Kurrgan
Or no Alex Wright

[Curd]

Haku was a king
So was Hacksaw Jim Duggan
He was terrible

Don Imus said it
He was fired, but I'm immune
"Nappy headed HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!"

[Shisen Kopf]

Haku haikus? Yes!
The thread of the year? Of course
Nigga stole my bike

[The Fugitive]

Don't mess with Haku
Jimmy Jack Funk pissed him off
Funk now has one eye

[Tom Guycott]

five, seven, five, yo!
that's called a haiku, dipshits
you have caught the gay


Also; seven, nine, seven.
But people rarely pull that one off
because it's too hard for them.




*These are addendums.
Won't format explanation...
okay, maybe so.