OFFICIAL Monday Night RYBACK Thread for October 22, 2012

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Can't believe there's no thread this close to showtime. You guys are dropping the ball.

Anywhooooooo, tonight is a special night for a couple reasons. 1) It's the last Raw before WWE officially becomes the number 1 attraction in the world after they finally crown the greatest champion in the history of achievement. 2) It's CM Punk's final Raw.

So let's all take the time to appreciate how much WWE SUCKED BALLS before RYBACK saved it. And let's also take the time to say goodbye to a great great competitor in CM Punk before he is brutally murdered this Sunday.

Also Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Team ReySin. Fun!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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RIP Phil "CM Punk" Brooks 1978-2012

[Ermaximus]

I'm TPWW poster Ermaximus, and I approve this Supreme message! :y:

[whiteyford]

Looking out my black arm band, not for CM Punk but for the usurper Rybeck...Rybuck...whatever his name is...

[whiteyford]

Wait, St Jimmy is a Ryback fan right? Wanna pick the opposite, WWF Fan knows whats up.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

St. Jimmy is cheering for RYBACK ironically. You know how hipsters are.

So no, he is not a RYBACK fan.

[whiteyford]

Then I don't know who to root for!!!

[XCaliber]

Not looking forward to see either of these guys lose so yeah not that pumped.

[Shisen Kopf]

I am so motherfucking pumped I can't even explain how motherfucking excited I am. So fucking excited to see THE RYBACK win the WWE title. Goddamn it motherfucker, this shit is too fucking awesome. Fuck.

[Big Vic]

RYBACK vs the 3MB......who would win!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Shisen Kopf]

RYBACK vs the 3MB......who would win!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The awesomeness of them all being in the ring at the same time would collapse the ring. No contest.

[MoFo]

I hope Goldberg and Batista and Lashley and Lesnar return and join Ryback in making the MOST DOMINANT stable ever

[Droford]

RYBACK vs the 3MB......who would win!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ryback would probably break something trying to pick them all up at once.

[Taker it Easy]

I am behind Chick Magnet Punk. Ryback has not uet earned his stripes guys.

That being said, wtf is gonna happen!?

Also, Ryback vs. The Police Department. Who wins?

[Taker it Easy]

I hope Goldberg and Batista and Lashley and Lesnar return and join Ryback in making the MOST DOMINANT stable ever

We love you Bobby.

[Emperor Smeat]

:wavesad: CM Punk

Probably ends up actually getting eaten by Ryback.

[Shadrick]

it is NEVER. EVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR A. RYBACK. THREAD.

[Ermaximus]

I hope Goldberg and Batista and Lashley and Lesnar return and join Ryback in making the MOST DOMINANT stable ever

You forgot about Matt Morgan and Nathan Jones.

[KyleEmmott]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings are at an all-time low. With NLCS game 7, Presidential debate, and MNF

[Droford]

Raw is apparently presented by hot pockets now.

[el bobbo]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings are at an all-time low. With NLCS game 7, Presidential debate, and MNF

The ratings will be absolute shitte no matter how good the episode is.

[Immortal Moose]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings are at an all-time low. With NLCS game 7, Presidential debate, and MNF

Shit I almost forgot about the debate.

[Heisenberg]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ratings are at an all-time low. With NLCS game 7, Presidential debate, and MNF

DVR is a helluva drug

[Pintint]

Who the heck is going to watch the presidential debate when you can watch

THE RYBACK

[PorkSoda]

Who banned me from the TPWW chat?

If you don't confess, you're a coward.

[Droford]

Aj got called to the principal's office earlier..oooh

[St. Jimmy]

Ironically or not, I am not a fan of Ryback.

[PorkSoda]

Can someone please unban me from the TP Double chat?

[Droford]

Www should bring back Shannon Moore and let ryback actually eat him

[Corndad]

Hey Rey's back.

[Innovator]

Raw is at the meadowlands, should have gone.

[KyleEmmott]

So let's see if Sin Cara gets pinned, if he doesn't there's a good chance I'll win Survivor Series

[Droford]

I almost feel like thus match ends in a way tat makes the title match triple threar

[el bobbo]

Whooaoooaaaoahhhhh

[ClockShot]

Good evening, everybody.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish WWE would do an invasion angle with TNA

[Droford]

I wish WWE would do an invasion angle with TNA

They've been setting it up for about 3 years now lol

[KyleEmmott]

They've been setting it up for about 3 years now lol
How so?

[Fignuts]

I like Ryback, but I like CM Punk more.

I dunno why they are so against ending HIAC with a screwjob finish. Wouldn't be the first time.

[Fignuts]

"ain't covered with JR's BBQ sauce, I'll tell you"

lol

[el bobbo]

That turnbuckle ain't covered with JR's BBQ sauce, I'll tell you what.

[KyleEmmott]

SIN CARA SURVIVES!

[Corndad]

Sweet. That will be a nice match Sunday

[Rock Bottom]

Cody Rhodes just did something so great. He sold Kane's pyro. Just like Ziggler sold Morrison not being a girl. Fucking classic.

[Cool King]

Good tag team match.

Sunday's match should be another good one. :y:

[Droford]

Alberto del Rio the flying parapalegic..ohwait

[Droford]

Look who's on raw

[Cool King]

McGillicutty on Raw!

[ClockShot]

Perfect Jr.

Where's he been hiding? The Farm I assume?

[Corndad]

Miz being fed to Ryback LOL

[Droford]

Mix beats ryback, takes his spot in hiac..lol

[Rock Bottom]

Kofi should cut a promo right now. What is the WWE doing?

[Cool King]

That sounded like a 4 count.

[Corndad]

They need midlevel Heel Jobbers. Face side has like Brodus and Santino. Only Heel can think of in that area right now for these kind of matches is like Tensai.

[Droford]

They should call that concussion in paradise

[ClockShot]

Bummer. I figured they would have something going with Perfect Jr. with this appearance.

[Rock Bottom]

I mean, seriously. A minute of slapping the IC title and going "boom, boom," at the top tope, or grab a microphone and say something to make us give a shit.

[Rock Bottom]

John Cena is like Rufio and Ryback is Peter Pan.

[ClockShot]

G-Men in the house.

No Jets allowed.

[Droford]

Lol, cena shows up after they show the giants

[Rock Bottom]

Lol, cena shows up after they show the giants

I wonder how much he tries to vampire away some of their babyface heat

He should have just come out with them in a breast cancer awareness jersey.

[Innovator]

Diehl is twice as charismatic as Cena

[Cool King]

I've just remembered that Xero is at Raw tonight.

I look forward to reading his posts about the show.

[Innovator]

I wonder how much he tries to vampire away some of their babyface heat

He should have just come out with them in a breast cancer awareness jersey.

Dude is great at glomming

[Rock Bottom]

John Cena is the salesman of the WWE.

[Pintint]

Why is everyone calling it Hell In THE Cell now?

First Vince on SD, now Cena just now...

???

[Cool King]

Hell In A Cell, Cena. A Cell.

[KyleEmmott]

It's Hell IN A Cell, why do they all keep calling it in Hell IN THE Cell

[DrCrawford]

every time cena says feed me more it makes me cringe

[Cool King]

Childhood Obesity could be blamed on Ryback.

[Rock Bottom]

Ryback should just come out and eat John Cena slowly like an Anaconda and the next 45 minutes of the show is Ryback trying to get Cena's arms fully in his mouth.

[Innovator]

Fuck you Cena, I still want ice cream

[Corndad]

Its that Phil Brooks guy I watched on that new fancy DVD.

[ClockShot]

I know one thing.

We've Cena 'nuff.

[Droford]

I feel like it should be ryback out there not cena..but..I don't think he could string together a coherent sentence.

Lol punk

[Cool King]

I'd love it if Punk can keep the title for a whole 365 days, or maybe more.

[el bobbo]

CM Punk is a Giants fan. Fuck em.

[Gertner]

THE RYBACK TIME BITCHES!

[ClockShot]

WHOA!

[Rock Bottom]

rofl at Punk

[Rock Bottom]

This man is an artist.

[Corndad]

Heyman fits this role so well lol

[Savio]

Hey supreme is ACTUALLY presenting this one.

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Big show could be eliminated tonight.

[Droford]

Cena could have jumped him on the apron

[Cool King]

Awesome, Cesaro!

[Droford]

Why isn't the ref counting?

[el bobbo]

Antonio Cesaro sounds like he has a mouth full of shit.

[Jura]

lol JR implying that Justin is South American.

[Droford]

Someone should tell Jr Africa isn't in south america

[Pintint]

lol Justin Gabriel is south american now, according to JR?

[Cool King]

J.R just said that Gabriel is a South America.

[Pintint]

pumped for Big Show/Kane.

[Cool King]

Antonio Cesaro sounds like he has a mouth full of shit.

It's called Italian.

[ClockShot]

I guess I'm not the only one who's notice the new crop of refs.

I wonder if Little Naitch is still around.

[Corndad]

C'mon guys. South America is really close to Africa. It's on the same planet.

[Rollermacka]

I hate that back suplex into the ropes. So much can go wrong so easily.

[Pintint]

C'mon guys. South America is really close to Africa. It's on the same planet.

It's both in the south too!

[Cool King]

WHAT!?

[Jura]

WHAT A WIN FOR THE YOUNG SOUTH AMERICAN!

[el bobbo]

Gabriel Won??? !!!

[Road Warrior]

Whaaaat ??

[Pintint]

OMG awesome Gabriel wins!!!!!!!! Love Justin Gabriel

[Corndad]

Wow didn't expect that. lol Looks like a HITC Rematch to me.

[el bobbo]

At least a South American gets a shot at the US Title now.

[Rollermacka]

Wait... that wasn't for the title? Kinda worthless win, then :-\

[Jura]

Looks like Vince got a BJ from AJ.

[ClockShot]

AJ's about to get whacked. I mean, fired.

[Droford]

Wait... that wasn't for the title? Kinda worthless win, then :-\

They needed a filler match at hiac

[Cool King]

Am I the only guy that got the wrong impression from seeing Vince come out with an upset looking AJ? :shifty:

[Cool King]

Looks like Vince got a BJ from AJ.

That answers question.

[GD]

Hey guys! Join the chat room :wave:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[el bobbo]

Time for a sex pocket. I mean Hot Pocket.

[Cool King]

Wait... that wasn't for the title? Kinda worthless win, then :-\

It sets up Gabriel vs Cesaro for the US Title at Hell in a Cell.

Most likely a pre-show match.

[Droford]

Vince got a jobber entrance

[ClockShot]

Think of the female voters, Vince.

[GD]

Finally! AJ as the GM sucked!

[Droford]

Vince picking aj for GM was about as good as starting the xfl

[ClockShot]

Crowd is split down the middle on this.

[Rollermacka]

Looks like Vince got a BJ from AJ.

Talk about "feed me more" :naughty:

[Emperor Smeat]

:( AJ got the boot.

Best thing about her as the GM was getting Bryan and Kane as a tag team.

[PorkSoda]

The fucking stream I have sucks and keeps skipping, haha, skipping, AJ is in the ring right now.

What is she talking about? Is she resigning? Quitting? Dying? Pregnant? What?

[Cool King]

YES! AJ is gone.

Halle-fucking-lujah!

[Cool King]

I don't care about your story, AJ.

[GD]

I want to hug AJ.

[GD]

I don't care about your story, AJ.

I do :'(

[ClockShot]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know your rags to riches story.

Let Vince say his line already.

[GD]

Join the chatroom!

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Cool King]

Heyman as GM. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

[Innovator]

Please be the new gm

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman just trashing AJ

[Droford]

ROFL at heyman

[DaVe]

Cool King has no soul!

[Jura]

Heyman wants to bone AJ. Creepy old man.

[Droford]

Ruthless aggression?

What is this, 2004¿

[ClockShot]

Managing supervisor.

Another new whipped up title.

[el bobbo]

The Managing Supervisor of Monday Night Raw.

[Cool King]

lol Vickie.

[ClockShot]

Went from bad to worse in 10 seconds.

[Savio]

Vickie is fraternizing with Dolph right?

[DaVe]

lolll this heat is amazing

[Droford]

Totally gonna get punk vs zuggler for GM at srvivr series champ vs champ teams

[Corndad]

Vickie?

[Cool King]

Cool King has no soul!

I sold it to my best friend for $5.

[Rock Bottom]

rofl what a scumbag

[Poit]

Vickie is fraternizing with Dolph right?

Their relationship became "just business" a while ago.

[DrCrawford]

so anticlimatic. snore.

[Cool King]

Urgh.

[Rock Bottom]

rofl at Vickie softening up the champs for Ziggler, this is fucking great

[Jura]

FEED VICKIE LESS!

[Corndad]

Didn't we just see that match on Main Event show a few weeks ago lol

[Road Warrior]

Dolph cashes in tonight

[Droford]

Didn't we just see that match on Main Event show a few weeks ago lol

It didn't have lumberjacks though

[Corndad]

Affair??? PG 13 much?? LOL

[ClockShot]

Didn't even know AJ had a man in her life.

/sarcasm.

[Corndad]

Watch it be with Dolph and get him over as a Face.

[Rock Bottom]

lol

[GD]

Heyman is amazing.

[Droford]

Watch it be with Dolph and get him over as a Face.

I thought it was kaitlyn

[Poit]

Didn't even know AJ had a man in her life.

/sarcasm.

I don't think they said it was with a man. :shifty:

[GD]

World Champion versus WWE Champion should mean something. I disapprove.

[Droford]

Dolph cashes in tonight

If he cashes in during the match, couldn't he pin punk?

[GD]

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[GD]

If he cashes in during the match, couldn't he pin punk?

No. He has the World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank briefcase.

[Corndad]

I thought it was kaitlyn

Please dear god let it me Kaitlyn AJ was with :naughty::love::drool:

[Cool King]

If he cashes in during the match, couldn't he pin punk?

Nah, because he has the SmackDown briefcase for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Cena had the Raw one for the WWE Championship.

[ClockShot]

Crowd popped again during that catfight.

Wardrobe malfunction?

[Droford]

Nah, because he has the SmackDown briefcase for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Cena had the Raw one for the WWE Championship.

Yes, but if he cashes in, its tripe threat rules, champ doesn't have to be pinned to lose the belt...

[GD]

Crowd popped again during that catfight.

Wardrobe malfunction?

Yeah. AJ's cleavage was showing.

[el bobbo]

THE RYBACKS

[Road Warrior]

lol, almost no reaction for Ryback

[Jura]

Jurback - FEED ME WHORES

[GD]

Yes, but if he cashes in, its tripe threat rules, champ doesn't have to be pinned to lose the belt...

He would still win the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Corndad]

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LOL

[Droford]

He would still win the World Heavyweight Championship.

I never said he'd win the www title, just that he could pin punk

[el bobbo]

THE RYBACK RIDES BAREBACK

[Emperor Smeat]

I don't think they said it was with a man. :shifty:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc8qr5swUB1r19rvoo1_500.jpg

[GD]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Cool King]

Yeah. AJ's cleavage was showing.

AJ has cleavage?

[ClockShot]

Stephanie says: "Tell your parents to vote for my mom, or I'll pull all funding for your school."

[Emperor Smeat]

October is No Bullying month?

I thought it was just booby cancer awareness month.

[Corndad]

That's a pretty Epic Graphic right there.

[Cool King]

October is No Bullying month?

I thought it was just booby cancer awareness month.

October is a lot of things.

Apparently.

[Droford]

October is No Bullying month?

I thought it was just booby cancer awareness month.
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[Droford]

Look who's in the big lol..I might be right thinking Kaitlyn

[Corndad]

Oh shit Kaitlyn's boobs are amazing. #stilllittleboyinside

[Droford]

Witch lol..you know she wanted to say bitch

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWWWW SHIT! BITCH WENT THROUGH BITCHES iPAD!!!

[Corndad]

Keep it out of the sun Josh lol

[Droford]

Turdy?

[Cool King]

Oh shit Kaitlyn's boobs are amazing. #stilllittleboyinside

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[#1-norm-fan]

I have to say, I don't mind this Big Show-Sheamus feud one bit.

[Cool King]

Oh, Daniel Bryan appears right after I post a gif of him.

What are the chances?

[Droford]

Goat face on a stick lol

[Cool King]

Goat face on a stick lol

And it can be yours for only $4.99. Only from WWEShop.com.

[Corndad]

This match has so much potential.

[Droford]

Lol..dolph cashes in and wins the whc.then ryback beats him for it and beats punk for the wwe title lol

[Taker it Easy]

Lol..dolph cashes in and wins the whc.then ryback beats him for it and beats punk for the wwe title lol

My worst title nighmares.

[Corndad]

Figure 4!

[Droford]

The figure no lock

[GD]

Loving this match.

[slik]

I'm over this show since Vickie became the evil-authority figure again.

How droll.

[#1-norm-fan]

I never said he'd win the www title, just that he could pin punk

While we are talking about WWE who can change the rules randomly to see fit to what they wanna do, I don't think it works like that. He can cash the title in for a match against the champ any time he wants but he can't just make it whatever kind of match he wants, like a triple threat.

[Droford]

Fucking ouch

[Cool King]

Oh shit!

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, I had to leave for a while... AJ RESIGNED!?!?

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought all this talk of Vickie making decisions was just them appointing her as a GM's assistant with power or something.

[Corndad]

OH SHIT

[GD]

Amazing X-Factor!

[el bobbo]

Did the whole crowd gasp after that move?

[Malfeitor]

Great fucking match thus far.

[Tom Guycott]

Remember when a match like this would be the main even of RAW?

[GD]

Beautiful match.

[Cool King]

That was a great match. :y:

[Corndad]

Great Match.

[Corndad]

Matt Striker Power Hour

[Droford]

Therapeutic game show..ugh

[Poit]

What is this?

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match between Zig and Bryan.

If by therapeutic he means Bryan and Kane just go back and forth beating him up, then yeah this will work easily as a show. Beating up Striker might even replace Hug-It-Out moments from now on.

[#1-norm-fan]

The NewlyTAG Game!

Someone who gets paid a lot of money came up with the idea to simply replace "wed" with "tag" and acted like it sounded right.

[Taker it Easy]

The NewlyTAG Game!

Someone who gets paid a lot of money came up with the idea to simply replace "wed" with "tag" and acted like it sounded right.

Seems like WWE writing to me. :-\

[Droford]

The NewlyTAG Game!

Someone who gets paid a lot of money came up with the idea to simply replace "wed" with "tag" and acted like it sounded right.

Maybe next week they'll have password..

*the password is goat face*

[Cool King]

The NewlyTAG Game!

Someone who gets paid a lot of money came up with the idea to simply replace "wed" with "tag" and acted like it sounded right.

It's probably the same people who came up with "Ice Dagger" and "Frosty McFang" as possible names for Steve Austin, back in the day.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I did NOT fraternize w/ AJ Lee. @<a href="https://twitter.com/michaelcole">michaelcole</a> is innocent too. @<a href="https://twitter.com/jclayfield">jclayfield</a>..not so sure.:)</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/260560825276841984" data-datetime="2012-10-23T01:58:36+00:00">October 23, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[UmbrellaCorporation]

Dis gon b gud



Hopefully.

[Droford]

Do they have ipads?

[Poit]

This is so terrible, but I can't stop laughing.

[GD]

lol Kane

[el bobbo]

I'm a Scorpio.

[Corndad]

Sandow is gonna shit all over this LOL

[Droford]

Facetious tomfoolery is the new offbeat shenanigans

[#1-norm-fan]

I fucking love Sandow's shirt.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Cody. "What he said".

[Corndad]

Winner!!!!

[el bobbo]

#winning

[#1-norm-fan]

"I'M THE NEWLYTAG GAME CHAMPION!"

[Droford]

Winner!winner! Winner!

Chicken dinner?

[#1-norm-fan]

"NO, I'M THE NEWLYTAG GAME CHAMPION!"

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Facetious Tomfoolery

[Cool King]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I did NOT fraternize w/ AJ Lee. @<a href="https://twitter.com/michaelcole">michaelcole</a> is innocent too. @<a href="https://twitter.com/jclayfield">jclayfield</a>..not so sure.:)</p>&mdash; Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) <a href="https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/260560825276841984" data-datetime="2012-10-23T01:58:36+00:00">October 23, 2012</a></blockquote>
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lol, the smiley face at the end.

[Droford]

Show called someone a hobbit

[Tom Guycott]

Facetious tomfoolery is the new offbeat shenanigans

Ha! Made a similar joke elsewhere!

[Droford]

Hug it out

[Droford]

Sandows gimmick doesn't fit him wearing a tshirt

[Droford]

Lol

[Corndad]

It was you Cena! It was you ALL ALONG!

[Skippord]

lol what is this?

[el bobbo]

soaps

[Tom Guycott]

'Cena is the culprit. oh, dammit. I was typing that to setup a joke and they just... fuck"

[Skippord]

I was hoping they'd say AJ Hallucifucked John Cena

[Innovator]

"Don't worry AJ, rest your head in my man bussoms"