Tazz Dan Presents a Supremely *Official* 2012 Survivor Series Thread

[Tazz Dan]

I'm not watching the show, and I'm posting this from my phone, but I figured I'd start one and someone can add appropriate information below. Get excited people!!!

Also thread title is not witty, deal with it.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm watching for The Miz as a face. Anything after that depends on how tired I am at that point.

[Frank Drebin]

can someone send me a stream plz?

[Schlomey]

I am going to join the chats (assuming there will be a chat) and would also enjoy a stream.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Forum seems a bit dead for a PPV night. Wassupwitdat?

[Cool King]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, one reason I like the pre-show that you can hear the announce team when the stream goes live.

Crowd member: Matt Striker sucks!
Stanford: Oh-ho!
Striker: C'mon Scott, haven't you done this before?

[Cool King]

Otunga replacing Rhodes.

[Schlomey]

people must think its a TNA PPV night I guess :/ ??? And I'm actually online and wanting to get in the chat (can't find the fucking thread) and get a stream..I'm in for the long haul obviously if this even happens......

On a bright note: Matt Striker has a Hulk Hogan mustache.

[Nicky Fives]

YAY! Otunga...... #fartnoise

[Frank Drebin]

Wassupwitdat?

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4817154501312763&pid=15.1

[Cool King]

Ah, Drew is back.

[Cool King]

I'm pretty sure that black band on Drew's arm is for his mum.

[Schlomey]

whats the chat room link ffs I can't find this.

[Frank Drebin]

I'm pretty sure that black band on Drew's arm is for his mum.

:'(

[Nicky Fives]

great to see Mr. McIntyre back.....

[GD]

Join the chat room ladies

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Frank Drebin]

Can I go one day without hearing about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez?!? Coverage of their shit has been almost Balloon Boy proportions.

[Cool King]

Wait, I've just realised that 3MB are facing Team CoBro. Tipsters has is down as 3MB/Kidd & Gabriel. :-\

[Frank Drebin]

Are they trying to tell me that Team Foley vs. Team Ziggler is "once in a lifetime?" zzzzzzz

[Schlomey]

kid / Gabriel was moved to the main show filler tag match......they can't decide how to book this fucking show...

[Frank Drebin]

Me 'n Schlomey could sure use a stream from one of you nice fellas

[Nicky Fives]

google "firstrow" for a stream, fellas.....

[Frank Drebin]

ty

[Cool King]

I just heard Justin Roberts introducing Lawler.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the pre-show match so who won?

[#1-norm-fan]

There's a lovely young lady doing the PPV countdown show.

[Wishbone]

Anyone got a stream?

[Nicky Fives]

Anyone got a stream?

google "firstrow" for a stream, fellas.....

[#1-norm-fan]

"Renee Young" is her name. I'm finding no info about her online.

[Nicky Fives]

"Renee Young" is her name. I'm finding no info about her online.

you sure it is not Renee Paquette?

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/wp-content/gallery/renee-paquette-announcer/002.jpg

[Skippord]

how does K-Mart sponsor anything? I think I've only seen one K-Mart in my life and it is a desolate terrifying place

[Nicky Fives]

BONUS MATCH!

[#1-norm-fan]

you sure it is not Renee Paquette?

That's what I thought at first. He said "Renee Young" though. Maybe they changed her name.

[Cool King]

Sin Cara rocking the shocking pink.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wonder what weighs more, Brodus or his 4 partners.

[Cool King]

As is Rey.

[Theo Dious]

They're curtain-jerking with this? Lame-ass.

[Nicky Fives]

That's what I thought at first. He said "Renee Young" though. Maybe they changed her name.

perhaps.....

[SammyG]

God those Primetime Player dudes suck ass

[Theo Dious]

Wait... a surprise SS match? Never mind what I said, this kicks ass.

[#1-norm-fan]

Did I miss where Primo and Epico actually turned heel again or did they just pull an Alicia Fox?

[SammyG]

lol what, Tensai is in this

[SammyG]

FEED ME WHORES FEED ME WHORES

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, Lawler's trying a bit hard with the "Hey guys, remember when I died!?" stuff.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Rey Mysterio looks like a penis

[Nicky Fives]

That's what I thought at first. He said "Renee Young" though. Maybe they changed her name.

I can now confirm that it was indeed Renee Paquette.....

[Krimzon7]

Did he say carlito???

[Cool King]

Lawler just called Primo, Carlito.

[Krimzon7]

so this must be a black thing: I love the Primetime Playas music! I don't like the que dog bark being made accessible to non fraternity folk. Some body should talk to titus about that.

[Nicky Fives]

Lawler just called Primo, Carlito.

give him a break, he died a while back :P

[el bobbo]

FEED ME SMORES FEED ME SMORES

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lolll

[Nicky Fives]

MEGA BOTCH!

[el bobbo]

TENSAI BOTCH!

[Frank Drebin]

lol

[Krimzon7]

botchtastic

[SammyG]

lol Botch city

[#1-norm-fan]

Normally when they do 10 man matches like this lately, guys get eliminated left and right and it's lame. As if the fact that it's elimination suddenly diminishes everyone's ability and the first pin comes in like a minute and a half.

I like that that hasn't happened here.

[Graveler]

ouch

[Theo Dious]

What a worthless sack of crap.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Really, Brodus tried to T-bone Tensai, and we're surprised there was a botch?

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't know if I should say ouch for Tensai or for Clay from that botch.

[Frank Drebin]

I want a replay on that one WWE!

"HE DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!!"

[RatedGSuperstar]

Tag team division could be really good again if they stay with the attention they've been giving it lately.

[Cool King]

I forgot it was elimination rules there.

[Theo Dious]

Normally when they do 10 man matches like this lately, guys get eliminated left and right and it's lame. As if the fact that it's elimination suddenly diminishes everyone's ability and the first pin comes in like a minute and a half.

I like that that hasn't happened here.

Yeah the mid-match flurry of eliminations is always cooler. And the last minute 2 or 3 guys going down like flies.

[el bobbo]

Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd are two of the performers who I do not actively root against.

[Frank Drebin]

oh they can come without Brodus, JBL.

[Saving Grace]

can anyone rep link me a stream that does not require downloading a plug in full of spyware and malware, i'm on a broadband dsl connection, can't download that kind of stuff.

[el bobbo]

Really glad there are two of these types of matches tonight. They're always fun.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Wait, so the senton is enough to beat Brodus, but not enough to beat Gabriel who is like, 20 times smaller? Huh?

[#1-norm-fan]

I miss when Tensai vs Brodus would have been a major encounter kayfabe-wise.

[RatedGSuperstar]

"Titus O'Neil has immense potential." He's 35.

At least JBL tries putting guys over, I guess.

[Cool King]

With Tensai and Brodus gone, this is a great time for the Tag Teams to shine. :y:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Rosa has a face like a papier mache head.

[Theo Dious]

lol He used the "owes me money" line again.

[#1-norm-fan]

I can now confirm that it was indeed Renee Paquette.....

Just noticed on Wikipedia's WWE Experience page, she's also referred to as "Renee Young".

Strange that they chose that last name. There's already a "Young" in the WWE. Seems like they would have gone with a different last name...

[Nicky Fives]

OWEN HART ROLLUP! love that move.....

[Cool King]

Rosa has a face like a papier mache head.

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/52-lb-1-8-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle/52-lb-1-8-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle.jpg

Problem solved.

[SammyG]

This PPV is meh. Everyone knows Punk is gonna retain. I just want Dolph to cash in

[KIRA]

Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd are two of the performers who I do not actively root against.


But I am booing the hell out of Gabriels hair

[Frank Drebin]

odds of them moving forward with Rosa joining Del Rio vs. pretending that note exchange on Raw never happened?

[Nicky Fives]

15 years since Montreal Screwjob..... WOW! do I feel old now....

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: random jab at Bret Hart by JBL.

[Skippord]

weird that the Prime Time Players and Primo and Epico are friends again

[Frank Drebin]

Rosa has a face like a papier mache head.

say what you want about the face, shes got a hell of a body.

[Krimzon7]

Find a fat lady Michael! I know you know a few!!! HIlarious!

[Theo Dious]

This PPV is meh. Everyone knows Punk is gonna retain. I just want Dolph to cash in

Fuck off then.

[SammyG]

lol, wait, so only Brodus was eliminated from that team?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

very good opener

I'm PUMPED UP

[Theo Dious]

Find a fat lady Michael! I know you know a few!!! HIlarious!

He'll probably have to issue an apology to fat women now.

[SammyG]

Fuck off then.
:lol:why am I not surprised

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck WWE for dropping Brodus Clay as an actual threat so fast.

[el bobbo]

Kaitlyn is 1000 kinds of fucking ripped.

[Frank Drebin]

was so sure it was hornswaggle

[Frank Drebin]

lets go eve!

[Cool King]

Fuck yeah, Kaitlyn!

[#1-norm-fan]

Did I miss where Primo and Epico actually turned heel again or did they just pull an Alicia Fox?

weird that the Prime Time Players and Primo and Epico are friends again

[SammyG]

Eve is so fucking hot, it's unreal.

[Theo Dious]

:lol:why am I not surprised

You're the one showing up to talk shit on something when it's just started. Go sit and spin.

[Frank Drebin]

Kaitlins looking good tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Weird seeing the divas match so early on the card. It's usually close to the end as kind of a "break" between major matches.

[Theo Dious]

Fuck WWE for dropping Brodus Clay as an actual threat so fast.

Well Tensai was the one who got pinned by a midget...

[SammyG]

You're the one showing up to talk shit on something when it's just started. Go sit and spin.
Get back in your mom's basement.

[el bobbo]

I need a piss break right now.

[Cool King]

lets go eve!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0YCU6exKYo0/Tb_JnjVYHgI/AAAAAAAAAMk/Tpjt8tC-UbY/s400/WWEfout.png

[Theo Dious]

lol Kaitlyn should take the wig and do an Al Snow gimmick.

[Frank Drebin]

DQ her for that ref! That wig is a foreign object!

[Theo Dious]

Get back in your mom's basement.

I live in an attic, Sir.

[SammyG]

Kaitlyn probably benches about 300

[Innovator]

Eve's ass is tremendous

[Skippord]

I would like for Kaitlyn to ride my face as though my face was a horse

[#1-norm-fan]

Somebody gon' get they wig split.

[Skippord]

actually she'd probably break my nose in that scenario, maybe I should rethink

[Innovator]

I would like for Kaitlyn to ride my face as though my face was a horse

Saddle up and strap in/on

[Nicky Fives]

I would like for Kaitlyn to ride my face as though my face was a horse

Kaitlyn > Eve

[el bobbo]

I would like for Kaitlyn to ride my face as though my face was a horse

or Eve. Either one I would pay top dollar for.

[Skippord]

Saddle up and strap in/on
I'm pretty good with whatever

[SammyG]

Bring back Kelly Kelly and have an Eve vs K2 bra and panties match plz.

[el bobbo]

Kaitlyn seems like she would toss me around in the bedroom, which I kind of like...

[SammyG]

I like how we're providing commentary for the FAST PACED ACTION IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'd like Kaitlyn to bench my penis with her vagina.

[SammyG]

Hahahahha JBL. "Eve was a LA Clippers cheerleader, so if she can survive that..."

[Nicky Fives]

Kaitlyn with a nice handful of crotch on the gutbuster.....:drool:

[CSL]

FUCK YOU JBL

[SammyG]

... that's her finisher?

[#1-norm-fan]

Some Kane storyline-era Eve right there.

[Frank Drebin]

w00t. I'm a survivor.

[Theo Dious]

Not a bad match at all.

And you people need to get laid. Seriously.

[Cool King]

Awwww, shit.

[Nicky Fives]

Seems like it would be a great time for Kharma to return as Eve has gone through the entire division.....

[GD]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

Join the official TPWW chat room.

[Frank Drebin]

wow, Eve had a whole boob during that pin

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like all that boob groping by Layla spread to others since Eve had a handful of Kaitlyn's during the pin.

[SammyG]

Not a bad match at all.

And you people need to get laid. Seriously.
I got laid last night, sir, but there is nothing wrong with people wanting to tear Eve up because she is extremely hot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Dolph looks tiny

[Theo Dious]

I like that Mix and Kofi are still fighting.

[Skippord]

Dolph Ziggler did not make the best decision

[CSL]

lol Miz and Kofi arguing over who can jump higher

[#1-norm-fan]

"Delrito"

[Theo Dious]

I got laid last night, sir, but there is nothing wrong with people wanting to tear Eve up because she is extremely hot.

You know, getting laid and still having to go on about sex all the time is actually more pathetic than not getting laid at all.

[el bobbo]

"I hate you" -Randy Orton

[#1-norm-fan]

RANDY ORTON HAS JUST TURNED HEEL!!!

[Theo Dious]

Also nice to see Orton not getting all lovey with Foley.

[Poit]

But I am booing the hell out of Gabriels hair

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/52-lb-1-8-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle/52-lb-1-8-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle.jpg

Problem solved.

[#1-norm-fan]

But seriously, it would be hilarious if WWE used that "I hate you" and a genuine heel turn and started booking Orton and such.

[Cool King]

Woo, Cesaro!

[Theo Dious]

RANDY ORTON HAS JUST TURNED HEEL!!!

Showing historical consistency is not a heel turn.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lolll that whole segment was great just then.

Miz's current persona, "bang bang on three" and "...I hate you" was all so good.

[Cool King]

Brock Lesnar fan is in the front row again.

[SammyG]

I agree with what Cesaro said

[Theo Dious]

Little Jimmy needs him some gold!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is the real piss break of the night.

[Frank Drebin]

You know, getting laid and still having to go on about sex all the time is actually more pathetic than not getting laid at all.

Bang Bang on three...I mean....on EVE!!!! :D

[#1-norm-fan]

Showing historical consistency is not a heel turn.

lol. Holy fuck, did you just take "RANDY ORTON HAS JUST TURNED HEEL!!!" as a legit thought? Seriously? lol

[Frank Drebin]

Oh yeah, holiday time wrasslin means a food fight at some point. One million Turkish Lira to whomever can guess the exact date it happens.

[Cool King]

This is the real piss break of the night.

It should be short.

[SammyG]

Hahaha, JBL is money

[GD]

JBL is amazing.

[Poit]

King just called Charles Robinson "Lil' Naitch". :D

[#1-norm-fan]

Ray Lewis.

Too soon, JBL.

[Nicky Fives]

lol at the rosetta stone line

[#1-norm-fan]

To clarify for Tedious, I did not actually mean that he made that comment too soon.

[Cool King]

Fucking hell, Cole. :lol:

NEW ZEALAND!

[el bobbo]

JBL and Cole are fucking gold.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL

[Frank Drebin]

To clarify for Tedious, I did not actually mean that he made that comment too soon.

:lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

*Cesaro stumbles and falls backward on top of Truth*

Cole: "Very unique cover there by Cesaro."

[Frank Drebin]

*Cesaro stumbles and falls backward on top of Truth*

Cole: "Very unique cover there by Cesaro."

"OHHHHH BRODUS DROPPED TENSAI RIGHT ON HIS HEAD"

Cole is on his toes tonight

[KyleEmmott]

Horrible finisher

[#1-norm-fan]

R-Truth.

That man main evented last years Survivor Series against The Rock.

Now this.

[Cool King]

Oh God, we're going to get those shitty Touts.

[Frank Drebin]

memba when he and Cena went one on one for the title at Capitol Punishment?

[SammyG]

Awesome, time for some more AJ scandal shit

[Theo Dious]

This AJ/Vickie thing sucks ass.

[Frank Drebin]

WHERE IS THE STAIN ON THE DRESS, VICKI??

[Cool King]

This AJ/Vickie thing sucks ass.

Anything with AJ sucks ass.

[Poit]

Awesome, time for some more AJ scandal shit

Honestly, "more" scandal shit wouldn't be so bad. Unfortunately, this isn't more. They're just replaying old shit. Again.

[Frank Drebin]

you drive me craaaayyyyzee.....i just cant sleep....im so excited....im in too deep

[#1-norm-fan]

"Who wins? It doesn't matter. #NextWWEChampion"

If Ryback or Cena wins, that would make them the next WWE champion.

CHECKMATE, ROCK!

[SammyG]

WORST THEME EVER

[KIRA]

pfft that proves nothing The Joker says stuff like That to Batman all the time.

[Theo Dious]

lol. Holy fuck, did you just take "RANDY ORTON HAS JUST TURNED HEEL!!!" as a legit thought? Seriously? lol

No, I was insinuating that it's not out of the realm of possibility that WWE wouldn't build a heel turn off of that.

[Cool King]

brb, taking a piss.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWWWW SNAP! IMPLIED CURSING!!!

[SammyG]

She's fucking Chavito

[CSL]

some fat idiots in the crowd right now laughing and slapping their Cheeto/Wotsit/general cheesy snack covered fingers on their friends backs in between shouting "what!" with their other fat idiot friends

[SammyG]

lolololoolol Ricardo's burritos

[el bobbo]

Ricardo Rodriguez's Burrito

[#1-norm-fan]

TEE-HEE.

Ricardo's burrito.

[Frank Drebin]

Vicki better have the used condom with crud all over it that we have all been asking for

[SammyG]

innuendos for days

[el bobbo]

I have JR's sauce all over my pants.

[Frank Drebin]

sounded like King was having another heart attack there for a sec

[#1-norm-fan]

That one's actually real.

[SammyG]

This is idiotic.

[#1-norm-fan]

sounded like King was having another heart attack there for a sec

So I'm not the only one listening for it.

[Frank Drebin]

they made brodus look like uncle kracker there

[KIRA]

Dunno if I could take Vicki screaming directly in my ear on a mic

[SammyG]

This is almost worse than Pittsburgh's jerseys right now.

[Cool King]

Nice theft of Jericho's material from AJ there.

[Frank Drebin]

This is almost worse than Pittsburgh's jerseys right now.

Bumble Bee Tuna?

[SammyG]

lolllllllllll RANDOM

[Nicky Fives]

Tamina? da fuck?

[#1-norm-fan]

GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF OF HER, TAMINA! YOU CUNT!

[el bobbo]

Tamina got a makeover

[Cool King]

TAMINA!

[Road Warrior]

OMG!!! IT'S TAMINA !!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

[CSL]

yah they couldn't have just buried that away on those monster episodes of RAW

[KIRA]

Wow the absolute last person I expected

[Skippord]

"Hey they're both kind of Latin looking, let's align them"

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that was pretty random.

[Cool King]

And here's me saying just yesterday that Tamina had vanished.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Hey they're both kind of Latin looking, let's align them"

They could throw Rosa in with the two of them and make a new chick stable.

They can call them the Mexi-Cunts.

[KIRA]

WWE needs to fire their music consultants

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "Whistlin' past the graveyard"

JBL's old-timey phrases are alright.

[Frank Drebin]

"A big thank you to outtasight..."

F'n hate when cole says that for all the "artists" who have a song as the theme for a show. Like they wrote the song for free for WWE to use at their own discretion.

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, this match has potential to be an awesome sequel to the HIAC match. Don't let me down WWE.

[SammyG]

FELLAAAA

[KIRA]

Its fuckin scary how easy Sheamus picks up Show

[Frank Drebin]

This rivalry has surpassed my expectations. Mark Henry/Big Show did the same for me. Seemed like it could have been a cluster but those matches wound up being pretty good.

[el bobbo]

"A big thank you to outtasight..."

F'n hate when cole says that for all the "artists" who have a song as the theme for a show. Like they wrote the song for free for WWE to use at their own discretion.

Totally enjoying the avatar Frank Drebin. Rep for it.

[SammyG]

too many limes too many limes

[Road Warrior]

Really enjoying this fued

[el bobbo]

Is the Lesnar GIF guy at this PPV?

[Cool King]

Brock Lesnar fan now becomes Sheamus fan!

[SammyG]

Yes

[el bobbo]

This feud has been way better than I ever thought it would be.

[Road Warrior]

He's at every Raw

[#1-norm-fan]

Is the Lesnar GIF guy at this PPV?

Yeah. He seems to always be there lately.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I like how Big Show always seems to make the belt seem worthwhile and not just an accessory he carries to the ring.

[Frank Drebin]

Totally enjoying the avatar Frank Drebin. Rep for it.

Thank you, young brotha!:)

[Road Warrior]

Is this just a regular match ?

[#1-norm-fan]

This rivalry has surpassed my expectations. Mark Henry/Big Show did the same for me. Seemed like it could have been a cluster but those matches wound up being pretty good.

Reminds me of the Henry/Orton feud where you genuinely had to worry about the face getting his ass kicked and losing without the heel having to cheat.

[KIRA]

I love the weight they are giving this rematch

[SammyG]

DOLPH PLZ CASH IN

[Juan]

Someone hook me up with a link plz

[#1-norm-fan]

lol @ Cole saying Show was locked up in the ropes before he was actually locked up in the ropes.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

woo @ the Andre rope spot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

remember when Big Show was Andre's son

[SammyG]

Hey Supreme, are you gonna watch the Lakers game when it starts or keep watching SS?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'll watch

kinda wanna watch James Harden

I'll multitask!

how bout you, bud?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

didnt realize D'Antoni was delaying his big debut

poo butts

[SammyG]

LAAAKE SHOW. Will probably have both streams up, mute the SS one, watch it during quarter breaks and timeouts.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

"If Sheamus can't beat Big Show, I don't know who could"

Probably one of the hundreds of guys who have beaten him over the years.

[el bobbo]

This match is really fucking good.

[SammyG]

Jesus, I wonder what Sheamus squats

[Supreme Olajuwon]

holy shit bro

[Innovator]

thats a big electric chair

[#1-norm-fan]

"If Sheamus can't beat Big Show, I don't know who could"

Probably one of the hundreds of guys who have beaten him over the years.

Probably whoever WWE decides to push in a few weeks when they've decided they're bored with Show's latest push.