Austin vs Punk at Mania (From a trustworthy source)

[TheMaskedHavoc]

A friend of mine who works in WWE Headquaters, sent me a rather unsual text last night which stated the following.

(I over heard the bord of directors talking about, a Austin vs Punk title match at Wrestlemania).

Take this with a pinch of salt folks.

But I dount Punk will lose the title to Rock at rumble.

[Gertner]

I doubt you'll ever lose your virginity you fake fighter.

[Shisen Kopf]

I have a friend who is Vince McMahon and its gonna be Punk vs Heath Slater vs Ryback vs Khali in a scaffold match. Sorry.

[TheMaskedHavoc]

I doubt you'll ever lose your virginity you fake fighter.

You're the fat one, If I would you, I'd take a look in the mirror
and ask yourself the same question ;').

[Gertner]

You'd better prey that you run into travel problems and miss your show because I'm gonna be there!

[TheMaskedHavoc]

You'd better prey that you run into travel problems and miss your show because I'm gonna be there!


My show is loca, so I highly doubt i'll run into problems
I'll wait out in the backstage area. I'll grant you permisson to access.

[Gertner]

My show is loca, so I highly doubt i'll run into problems
I'll wait out in the backstage area. I'll grant you permisson to access.

I don't need permission, ill just go back there. I told you ill fight you in the ring. Or are you scared!

[TheMaskedHavoc]

I don't need permission, ill just go back there. I told you ill fight you in the ring. Or are you scared!

Stop acting tough you little cock sucker. ;).

[Gertner]

Stop acting tough you little cock sucker. ;).

All you do is fake fight. I'm a real fighter trained by Iron Mike Sharpe.

[Droford]

Austin will prob be special ref for taker/punk

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That sounds awesome! I hope your friend is right. :)

[OldSchoolFan]

My source tells me the main event will be Zack Ryder vs Eddie Guerro vs Chris Benoit vs Owen Hart vs Lil Jimmy vs God in an Elimination Chamber-and although the winner hasn't been decided yet Ryder will definatly be the first eliminated.

[steveweiser]

A friend of mine who works in WWE Headquaters, sent me a rather unsual text last night which stated the following.

(I over heard the bord of directors talking about, a Austin vs Punk title match at Wrestlemania).

Take this with a pinch of salt folks.

But I dount Punk will lose the title to Rock at rumble.

Your "friend" if in fact you do have any, cant be trusted to even spell board correctly let alone a(n) Austin Vs Punk title match

[The Condor]

Is theMaskedHavoc Ryan Clark?

[OldSchoolFan]

Is theMaskedHavoc Ryan Clark?

Ryan Clark is not THAT bad...

[Shadrick]

Yes. He is.

[Jordan]

Is OldSchoolFan Ryan Clark?

[ooTin]

wait wait wait... that scranny little nerd know as Gertner is a fighter? lolz I could take you out with a cock slap to the face you tiny liar.

[Frank Drebin]

Is theMaskedHavoc Ryan Clark?

He's clearly an ivy league English professor.

[Perry Saturn]

I have a friend who is Vince McMahon and its gonna be Punk vs Heath Slater vs Ryback vs Khali in a scaffold match. Sorry.

Greatest match EVER!

[OldSchoolFan]

Is OldSchoolFan Ryan Clark?

Yes and I shall reveal my reporting secret...I have fish bowls that I pull random scraps of paper out of with key names,places and events on and post it. Then when I am proven wrong I simply say there were massive rewrites that night. Also I report the stories WWE.Com does 7 hours later as "Breaking News"

[Pintint]

It would be awesome if it was Punk Vs Austin and it ended in 17 seconds like Sheamus/Bryan at Mania.

[Volare]

With a year long build of consisting of every other week verbal jabs and one-upsmanship.

[dronepool]

My uncle works for Acclaim Entertainment and he told me secrets about WWF Attitude.

[James Steele]

Such as...

[Rhaps]

I LOL'd.

That is all.

[Shisen Kopf]

As long as Rhaps LOL'd that's all that matters.

[James Steele]

I have it on good authority (aka hiding in the bushes outside his house) that Triple H loves gluten-free blueberry muffins with a glass of skim milk.

[Big Vic]

Preposterous! No one likes skim milk!