Find a way to ruin great moments in wrestling history.

[Vastardikai]

What the above says, I'll post an example...

*They lift up the hood of the Higher Power... revealing it to be...*

Gillberg: IT WAS ME AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!

try some of your own. Or don't. I'm fucking buzzed already getting ready for New Years.

[mike adamle]

Bret Hart reverses the Sharpshooter and HBK taps out

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2012/01/hornswoggle-bio.png

[OldSchoolFan]

Put WWE's current writing staff in charge...

[SNLfunnyguy]

Bret Hart reverses the Sharpshooter and HBK taps out

Ends in a SHHHMMOOOZZZ

[Corndad]

Have something crazy happen to that guy who won the World Title at WM 20... oh... wait...

[Droford]

Hulk hogan picks up Andre the giant at wrestlemania and his back snaps in half paralyzing him

[loopydate]

Stone Cold taps out at WM13.

The third member of the nWo was Lex Luger.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hulk hogan picks up Andre the giant at wrestlemania and his back snaps in half paralyzing him

Beat me to it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Put WWE's current writing staff in charge...

Also beat me to it.

[mike adamle]

Daniel Bryan never chokes Justin Roberts with a tie.

[mike adamle]

Undertaker and Mankind start HIAC inside the cage.

[mike adamle]

Mae Young never gives birth to Mark Henry's child.

[mike adamle]

Daniel Benoit taps out.

[mike adamle]

Main event of WrestleMania 28: Once In a Lifetime: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson vs. David Otunga.

[Droford]

Giant Gonzales beats undertaker at wrestlemania ix

[mike adamle]

Vince McMahon successfully destroys the Hell In A Cell during Armageddon 2000

[mike adamle]

Owen Hart refuses to descend from the roof.

[XCaliber]

So much fail so far how about Ryback loses to Barry Stevens?

[Nicky Fives]

Giant Gonzales beats undertaker at wrestlemania ix

first one I though of as well....

[rockman725]

Bret Hart wins the Wrestlemania X Coin-Toss

[#1-norm-fan]

The subtlty of how badly that would fuck up history made me laugh. :lol:

[Kris P Lettus]

Make David Arquette a world champion..

Oh wait.....

[Kris P Lettus]

If when the Outsiders first attacked on Nitro and Kevin Nash threw Rey into the trailer, what if his head had gone through the sheet metal and decapitated him on live tv..

[Droford]

Luger vs crush would have been ****1/2 easy, what are you talking about lol

[Shisen Kopf]

Jeff Jarrett becomes world champ. Oh.

[311]

Mick Foley wins the world title...then shits himself.

Stone Cold Steve Austin taps out to the sharpshooter, and shits himself.

Edge cashes in Money in the Bank at New Year's Revolution, Lita shits herself.

Yeah, I got nothing.

[Savio]

Mick Foley wins the world title...then shits himself.

Stone Cold Steve Austin taps out to the sharpshooter, and shits himself.

Edge cashes in Money in the Bank at New Year's Revolution, Lita shits herself.

Yeah, I got nothing.
Edge should have cashed in without vince coming out

[WinterDecay]

Randy Savage is being held at bay by both Bret and Jim as Honky looms with his guitar awaiting to smash him in the Macho-cabeza.
Miss Elizabeth runs frantically to the back stage .... to enlist the aid of .....
Koko B. Ware.
The team of Savage and Ware are beaten for the next 20 minutes with Frankie shoved up Koko's @$$

[Curd]

At Wrestlemania 13, Stone Cold taps to the Hitman after five minutes of playing cat and mouse with Hart in pursuit of Austin (thereby portraying Austin as a wimp instead of the badass who passes out before he'll tap out).

[Curd]

Jeff Jarrett squashes and retains against Chyna in the Good Housekeeping Match at No Mercy '99. Jarrett then feuds with Jericho while Chyna becomes just another Diva who occasionally squashes jobbers on Jakked or Metal.

[Curd]

At King of the Ring '98, Taker teases tossing Mankind but gently carries him back into the cage on his shoulders. :)

[Curd]

Phineas Godwinn wins the 1997 Royal Rumble and ends Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania 13!

[Curd]

Ahmed Johnson defeats Shawn Michaels for the WWE Title at Summerslam 1996 because Ahmed avoids the injury he would have suffered in our timeline (kidney disease subsequently kayfabed by Faarooq hitting his ribs with a board).

[Emperor Smeat]

Edge cashes in the MitB case only to have Cena kick out of the Spear twice and beat Edge in a quick squash.

Both Edge's 1st ever World/WWE title reign and the MitB streak gets ruined at the same time.

[Perry Saturn]

Buff Bagwells mom

[TheChamp]

Shawn Michaels avoids hitting The Undertaker with a steel chair at SummerSlam 1997, not costing him the WWF title, meaning that The Undertaker retains the WWF title against Bret Hart. No rivalry takes place between Undertaker and Michaels, so no Hell in a Cell Match where Michaels wins a shot at Bret Hart's title (which Taker still has), thus no Hart/Michaels match at Survivor Series '97, thus no Montreal Screwjob, and, finally, no Attitude Era.

[V]

posting this even though all the "oh waits" are not what this thread is about

The Rock beats Hogan at WMX8

oh wait.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The biggest retrospective fuck up I can think of would just be Undertaker jobbing in any of his first 10 or so WrestleManias, before anybody even realized he had a streak and before it got hyped.</font>

[Savio]

I think people really only noticed it during his Ric Flair feud

[OldSchoolFan]

Triple H never tears his quad... As big as he was before that I think the return from that was the thing that solidified him.

[TheChamp]

Eric Bischoff gets the job with the WWF he auditioned for.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't debut Fandango

[KaosDarksol]

Batista doesn't get injured not forcing him to relinquish his world title the second time

[mike adamle]

DX never sends the Spirit Squad back to OVW

[loopydate]

Shawn Michaels avoids hitting The Undertaker with a steel chair at SummerSlam 1997, not costing him the WWF title, meaning that The Undertaker retains the WWF title against Bret Hart. No rivalry takes place between Undertaker and Michaels, so no Hell in a Cell Match where Michaels wins a shot at Bret Hart's title (which Taker still has), thus no Hart/Michaels match at Survivor Series '97, thus no Montreal Screwjob, and, finally, no Attitude Era.

Also, no casket match at the '98 Rumble, so no back injury for HBK, so no five-year retirement, so no triumphant comeback/epjc second run.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Also, no casket match at the '98 Rumble, so no back injury for HBK, so no five-year retirement, so no triumphant comeback/epjc second run.

Which means HHH wouldn't have anybody to turn heel against in 2002, and depressed with being a face, kills himself.

[MoFo]

Kane does a Shockmaster at Badd Blood '97

[MoFo]

Santino wins Royal Rumble 2011, eliminating Del Rio

[MoFo]

Matt Hardy beats Edge for the MITB in 2005

[dingdongyo]

punk grabs the mic and drops a pipe bomb about how vince is a terrible bridge partner.

[Innovator]

The Nexus surrounds Cena, who runs them off before putting the STF on Barrett while he taps like a madman.

[Theo Dious]

Instead of Paul Heyman calling Steve Austin after his firing from WCW, George Lucas calls and Austin ends up playing Jar Jar in Episode 1.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Planes went into Titan Towers instead.

[Evil Vito]

The Nexus surrounds Cena, who runs them off before putting the STF on Barrett while he taps like a madman.

<font color=goldenrod>When they first surrounded Cena, I honestly DID think Cena was going to fight them all off.</font> :o

[Nowhere Man]

Bash at the Beach '96. Sting and Savage are down, Luger is injured, and the Outsiders are about to capitalize, when Hulk Hogan comes out.....

....and actually makes the save, helping team WCW beat the Outsiders and end the "hostile takeover" right then and there.

[MoFo]

Marty Jannetty throws Shawn Michaels through a barbershop window.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Macho Man proposes to Elizabeth and she tells him that she would like to see other people.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Steph and Test actually get married.

Mae Young actually gives birth.

Val Venis actually gets his pee pee chopped.

[Rollermacka]

Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara decide to star in their own sitcom after leaving the WWE. Russo is a New Yorker and Ferrara is the zany neighbor (think Seinfeld but with unnessisary plot twists and more unannounced celebrity appearances)

Bret Hart decides "I'm gonna take a few weeks off after Starrcade 99 and act like a manager to the NWO till I'm back to 100% after the match against Goldberg" (thus the Radicalz don't leave and we get to see Russo's original master plan for WCW)

[Shisen Kopf]

Shockmaster doesn't fall and goes on to be 16 time heavyweight champ.

[MoFo]

FourFifty rejects Vince's calls for Million Dollar Mania.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Surfer Sting disappears but instead of returning as The Crow he returns as a Thundercat.

[whiteyford]

How does that ruin anything?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lex Luger would dress up as Panthro.

[whiteyford]

As long as its not Cheetara.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Stone Cold in the 1996 King of the Ring tournament after nailing him in the head with an actual spark plug.

[Rollermacka]

Goldberg "pulls a Sid" and snaps his leg beyond repair while going for the Jackhammer on Hugh Morris. Thus ending his career and the streak... at 0

[Droford]

On 1/4/99 nitro Nash and Hogan wrestled an epic 1/2 hour match with Hogan scoring a clean pin fall to win the WCW title.

[Curd]

Bob "Spark Plug" Holly beats Stone Cold in the 1996 King of the Ring tournament after nailing him in the head with an actual spark plug.

Aha, that's why Holly wasn't winning his matches! No use of a spark plug during matches! He might have held the IC title if only he was more of a cheater.

[Curd]

Sultan beats Rocky Maivia at Wrestlemania 13, thereby causing Rock to quit WWE and become lost in the midcard in WCW.

[Curd]

WWE hires Jerry Flynn and Ernest Miller as Tough Enough trainers and has them feud with Maven Huffman.

[Anybody Thrilla]

WWE hires Jerry Flynn and Ernest Miller as Tough Enough trainers and has them feud with Maven Huffman.

Anything involving Jerry Flynn is incredible. There's no ruining him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mike Awesome decides to do a Live Sex Celebration on Nitro (to celebrate a count out win over Roadblock on WCW Saturday Night) during his Fat Chick Thrilla gimmick. Edge sees this as a terrible idea, and Lita's titty never pops out.

[Curd]

Anything involving Jerry Flynn is incredible. There's no ruining him.

I think Flynn would have gone far in the Brawl for All. What if he were to KO Steve Williams? Would he beat Butterbean?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Butterbean wouldn't have agreed to do the fight if he knew it was going to be Jerry Flynn.

[Curd]

Butterbean wouldn't have agreed to do the fight if he knew it was going to be Jerry Flynn.

Yeah, I remember when Butterbean couldn't knock down Steve Urkel within a one-minute time limit on Family Matters, so the Buttery One probably would have feigned injury to weasel out of a Flynn match. :)

[Vastardikai]

Dr. Death doesn't blow out his knee during that Brawl for All match with Bart Gunn

[The Condor]

Undertaker inhales while Tombstoning Sid Poopypants at WMXIII and vomits in the middle of the ring.

[Vastardikai]

Skip Sheffield doesn't break his leg in Hawaii.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ric Flair doesn't break his back. Thus we miss years of him falling on his hip instead.

[Vastardikai]

Billy Whatshisname has a shirt that fits Lex Luger.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good one

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sting comes to Starrcade 1997 in wrestling shape.

[Bad News Gertner]

Just add CM Punk to anything

[Vastardikai]

Ted DiBiase reveals his Mystery Partner for the 1990 Survivor Series to be...

The Gobbledy Gooker

[James Steele]

Sting comes to Starrcade 1997 in wrestling shape.

???

[James Steele]

Chris Masters wins the WWE Championship Elimination Chamber match at New Year's Revolution 2006. Edge cashes in Money In The Bank, but ends up submitting to the MasterLock.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Every scenario: Just add Cena!

[Rollermacka]

Ric Flair doesn't break his back. Thus we miss years of him falling on his hip instead.

I heard Ric was a heavy lifter pre-plane crash, after he changed up his style and adopted the more technical "Nature Boy" style. So would we have gotten the "World's Strongest Man" Ric Flair instead?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

???

A spectacular fuck-up can still be a great moment. Great moment for the WWF. :D

[James Steele]

I didn't know Sting wasn't in shape during that match. That is a new one to me. The only complaint I've heard about that match is the not-so-slow slow count and the Bret Hart finish.

[Dragon BSP]

Punk cuts his shoot promo calling out John Morrison as the shameless ass kisser who's the face of the company. People are more puzzled than anything.

[Savio]

The HIAC doesn't break at KOTR 1999. (I still think it was meant to break away)

[Damian Rey]

After hugging it out, Eddie waffles Benoit with his title belt, and stands over him as Mania XX closes out.

[Savio]

After hugging it out, Eddie whips out his penis and shakes it as Mania XX closes out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Tony Schiavone spoils Mankind winning the title only for everyone to change the channel and find out the Westminster dog show is currently giving instead.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tony Schiavone spoils Mankind winning the title only for everyone to change the channel and find out the Westminster dog show is currently giving instead.

...and in a surprise twist Mankind wins the AKC Best In Show title...:shifty:

[Vastardikai]

Fink: Coming down the aisle, from Victoria, Texas, he is... BARON VON RUTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nowhere Man]

On that same subject, any time the Undertaker ever makes his entrance, if they just went with his real first name.

Seriously, just picture it....

http://youtu.be/yNjJCbWc6YA

The gong, the blue lights, the druids with torches, the kickass funeral march, and then....

"Making his way to the ring.....from Death Valley, weighing in at 299 pounds......MARK!"

[Vastardikai]

Battle of the Billionaires 3 way dance:

Umaga (representing Vince McMahon)
vs.
Bobby Lashley (representing Donald Trump)
vs.
the Huckster (representing Billionaire Ted)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

On that same subject, any time the Undertaker ever makes his entrance, if they just went with his real first name.

Seriously, just picture it....

http://youtu.be/yNjJCbWc6YA

The gong, the blue lights, the druids with torches, the kickass funeral march, and then....

"Making his way to the ring.....from Death Valley, weighing in at 325 pounds......MARK!"

You're going one on one against MEAN MARK PLAYAH!

[Vastardikai]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/skyscrapers2.jpg

[Fox]

- At Bash at the Beach 1996, Macho Man Randy Savage turns on his partners Sting and Lex Luger and forms the nWo with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash.

- Hulk Hogan returns and defeats all 3 men in subsequent PPV's and is also the WCW World Heavyweight Championship.

- End of nWo invasion angle.

[Vastardikai]

Fink: The Winner of the 1992 Royal Rumble... and NEW WWF CHAMPION... SKINNER!!!!

Monsoon: That's what I get for doubting this dark horse!

[Rollermacka]

Mean Gene: I am here with the winner of the 1995 World War 3 battle royal and new World Champion Max Muscle!!!!


http://photos.imageevent.com/pizon/wcwnwopromos/websize/Max%20Muscle.jpg

[Curd]

The "Rewriting the Book" section of Wrestlecrap has a bunch of these:
http://www.wrestlecrap.com/rwtb.html

[Shisen Kopf]

Rasslecrap? I always thought it was Rasslecarp the only rasslin/fishin site on the webs and that's why they loved John "Shark" Tenta so much.

[Curd]

Rasslecrap? I always thought it was Rasslecarp the only rasslin/fishin site on the webs and that's why they loved John "Shark" Tenta so much.

RD Reynolds' deceased life partner, Merle Haggard, would be proud... or was that some other Merle?

[Tom Guycott]

Vader agrees with Vince re-naming him "The Mastadon".

[Tom Guycott]

In each of their respective Royal Rumbles, both John Morrison ("Spider-Man") and Kofi Kingston (handstand/hand walking) slip and their feet touch the floor.

[KyleEmmott]

Hogan falls trying to pick up Andre the Giant

[Rollermacka]

Hogan falls trying to pick up Andre the Giant

Hogan breaks is back while picking up Andre and he retires the night after Wrestlemania 3.

[Vastardikai]

Mean Gene: What's that hatching out of the egg?

(Out comes Mark Calloway as the Egg Man)

[Emperor Smeat]

The final episode of WCW Nitro is just 2 hours of everyone being in the ring and hugging each other non-stop.

Tony Schiavone declares this to be "The Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport"

[Vastardikai]

"You can talk about your Psalms, and your John 3:16, Well Austin 3:16 says 'Bring me my brown pants!'"

[Curd]

Sting comes to Starrcade 1997 in wrestling shape.

And then Hogan agrees to job cleanly without the "fast count" allegation?

[Xero]

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/WMXXBenoitGuerrero.jpg

http://www.wrestling-online.com/News/wp-content/themes/sahifa/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/timelinechrisbenoit.jpg&h=330&w=660&a=c

http://www.memegeneokerlund.com/media/created/1gu307.jpg

[Savio]

I want to find that parody picture of the "Chris Benoit Power 25" after his murder suicide

[Curd]

In late spring 1997, Rena Mero gets injured instead of Marc, thereby preventing his over-the-top heel turn as an insecure boxer who continued to take his wife with him during the walk to the ring. Kayfabe-wise, I guess Marc Mero was supposed to act as if the next city would somehow cheer him more than Sable. :roll: The only way to do that would be to lock Sable in the locker room or something! :) ...But the fans would still chant for her. :-\ :D

[SNLfunnyguy]

Hulk vs Andre about to kick off, but the referee just runs out of the rig after ringing the bell to open the match. Hulk and Andre just look at each other, alone, confused. They cuddle out of insecurity, and then suddenly in front if the captive audience, the two men 69 each other.

Jesse on commentary: "I've been to the Rolling Stones, and nothing compares to this."

[Vastardikai]

During the infamous Inoki-Ali fight, Ali throws an errant jab, which hits referee Gene LeBell. Enraged, LeBell chokes out Ali. Inoki gets up from his crab walk to check on Ali, and LeBell chokes him out, as well. He then declares himself the winner.

Actually, this would IMPROVE the moment, so nevermind...

[Savio]

Linda McMahon: It was me Austin! It was me ALLL ALONG!

[dingdongyo]

Linda McMahon: It was me Austin! It was me ALLL ALONG!

i actually think this would have been brilliant.

[Vastardikai]

*Piper announcing the Bret vs. Shawn Ironman Match*

Piper: ...for One Week!

[Vastardikai]

My last one kind of sucked, so here's a better one...

Mikey Whipwreck wins Catcus Jack's last ECW match after hitting him with the Leonard Cohen Album.

[Emperor Smeat]

During King of the Ring 1999, Stone Cold grabs the briefcase only to be lifted into the rafters and never be seen again.

Or it turns out to be Hornswoggle who raised the briefcase since he's the answer to every random movement even if it makes zero sense.

[Curd]

DDP wins his fued with Taker by wearing a biker helmet during no-disqualification matches and non-match confrontations. The blowoff match is the same except Kane comes out with Page to hold Taker at bay for DDP to have a fair match with Sara and win via Diamond Cutter, OR Taker chokeslams Page on the outside but Sara comes outside to kick Page only to be Tombstoned by Kane, thrown back into the ring, and covered by Page, who has made a comeback and stunned Taker.

OK, the DDP-Taker fued wasn't that great, but overbooking makes it even less so! :)

[Curd]

Extreme Rising gets off to a great start until Shane Douglas reveals the main event is cancelled due to talent no-showing as has happened at prior Extreme Risings. The fans, inebriated off their arses from FREE BEER, begin to riot and hold their own ECW "fans bring the weapons" main event.
http://www.tpww.net/2013/01/free-beer-for-extreme-rising-fans-hardcore-roadtrip-news/

[Big Vic]

Undertaker wins his "first blood match" with Austin by immediately kicking him in the balls a pulling out floss to floss Austins teeth....vigorously.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/WMXXBenoitGuerrero.jpg


http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/f887a6b554b353e7eea23a794898ca46/l.jpg
:'(

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So the guy who made that believes in the concept of Heaven, yet also believes Benoit would be there?

[Vastardikai]

Goldust: Mr. Television Announcer! Is that an extra microphone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Vince: I'm happy to see you!

*Vince and Goldust make out in the middle of the ring*

[Mongo Lloyd]

the harness doesnt break and godfather wins the match

[OldSchoolFan]

Rock returns and ends up looking like he barely has the promo skill of a trampoline wrestler in a promo "battle" with Punk...



Never mind that's what they did

[Vastardikai]

Ted DiBiase prepares to announce his mystery partner for the 1990 Royal Rumble...

Ted: I Choose YOU, PIKACHU!!!

[Curd]

Goldust: Mr. Television Announcer! Is that an extra microphone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Vince: I'm happy to see you!

*Vince and Goldust make out in the middle of the ring*

Then Vince feuds with Linda, who complains, "You tricked me all those years, you dirty h0m0!" GLAAD would then lobby the writers to make Linda the heel in the feud.

[Vastardikai]

Third Member of the NWO is revealed to be Rage of High Voltage.

[SNLfunnyguy]

Owen Hart's mystery partner at Wrestlemania 11 turns oout to be Bruce Hart (or the equally pathetic Smith Hart).

[Vastardikai]

Better version of my last one...

The third man of the hostile takeover is revealed to be Diamond Dallas Page!!!

The trio go on to call themselves "The Diamond Exchange." Only other major changes is that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are henceforth referred to as the Diamond Stud and Vinnie Vegas for the rest of their tenure.