Official Raw Thread for 01/28/13: The Year of Cena has Begun...AGAIN! And The Rock is WWE Champ again.

[Ermaximus]

This late and no Raw thread? We're slacking TPWW. Post Rumble Raw. GO!

[Mongo Lloyd]

heal seena and fase rawk at wretslemaynia

[Ermaximus]

heal seena and fase rawk at wretslemaynia

Sure.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'll probably check out the start in the hope that Rocky's out first to celebrate the win, but I'll be up early tomorrow so only gonna check out the first 20 minutes or so.

[Cool King]

Ah, I was about to make a thread for this. :y:

I'm looking forward to tonight though. It should be a good Raw. I'm interested to see what happens with CM Punk now and also see what The Rock as WWE Champion is going to be like in these current times.

Also, Cena will most likely get mic time so we'll see what he says. He might select what Championship to go after, even though it's highly likely it'll be the WWE Title.

Also....

RAW ROULETTE!

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[Droford]

Rock's title win will be reversed but the title will be held up and contested for in the chamber match.

[Droford]

Odds ryback spins and gets handicap match?

[Droford]

Cody vs goldust in trading places match

[Droford]

Cessaro vs someone in a flag match

[Bad News Gertner]

Can't wait for Slater to beat CM Punk tonight

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Ah, I was about to make a thread for this. :y:

I'm looking forward to tonight though. It should be a good Raw. I'm interested to see what happens with CM Punk now and also see what The Rock as WWE Champion is going to be like in these current times.

Also, Cena will most likely get mic time so we'll see what he says. He might select what Championship to go after, even though it's highly likely it'll be the WWE Title.

Also....

RAW ROULETTE!

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4821/rawroulette.jpg

lets hope that 3mb spins the wheel and get blast from the past as we all know who might be there:)

[Droford]

Slater vs brodus clay song and dance match

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Cody vs goldust in trading places match

yes! yes! yes!

the one with regal and goldust was great

[Droford]

lets hope that 3mb spins the wheel and get blast from the past as we all know who might be there:)

Three Count?

[Droford]

Godfather should be there..it is Vegas

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

Three Count?

i was thinking slater against

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[Corndad]

C'mon Khali for the Song and Dance Match!

Curious who gets picked for the 2 chambers. Also Y 2 freakin J.

[ClockShot]

BREAK THE DEAL, SPIN THE WHEEL!

[Cool King]

Godfather should be there..it is Vegas

Yeah, it won't happen but it would be cool if he cost Ziggler his match.

[Krimzon7]

Dolph Cashes in or we riot

[Arrogance]

Dolph Cashes in or we riot

:y:

[James Diesel]

2 wheels?

[Droford]

Vickie Vegas challenge?

[Poit]

Vickie Vegas Challenge

[James Diesel]

3!!!!!

[Cool King]

lol, I like the "Make Me Laugh" section of the wheel.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

Somebody's pissed off.

[James Diesel]

Punk is fuckin heated!!!!

[Corndad]

Pissed off Punk

[Krimzon7]

Punk Rampage!!!

[Cool King]

Punk is pissed.

[Corndad]

LOL Punk is going nuts

[Savio]

Phoenix Screw Job

[Krimzon7]

I GOT SCREWWED!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Come on Rock, come out with the belt.

[Arrogance]

Even Punk is butthurt about Punk losing.

[KyleEmmott]

Are these spins of the roullette wheel scripted? Never can tell

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yessssss. Vince. Even better.

[Krimzon7]

Jesus I love Punk.

[Immortal Moose]

Angry Punk is great

[Droford]

Maddox screws punk lol

[James Diesel]

Its Brad Maddox

[ClockShot]

Someone's gettin' FIRRRRRRRRRRRED!

[KyleEmmott]

Yeah, it won't happen but it would be cool if he cost Ziggler his match.

Godfather lives around the area...

[Crimson]

Heyman better not fucking get fired

[Blitz]

Love angry Punk so much.

[KyleEmmott]

I already miss Punk being the champion

[James Steele]

Why do I have a feeling that Brock Lesnar is going to beat the shit out of Vince McMahon tonight?

[Krimzon7]

Randy Orton did his thing last night at the RR

[KyleEmmott]

Just waiting for a heel turn that I thought would've happened a month ago.

[Cool King]

Antonioooooooooo!

[Krimzon7]

Does Randy Orton have the Best turnbuckle pose in the history of turnbuckle poses?

I vote YES.

[James Diesel]

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[Arrogance]

Special guest ref - Current superstar or legend?

[Krimzon7]

was gonna say Y2J

[ClockShot]

I'm digging Cesaro and this best U.S. champ ever gig he got going.

But he's gotta go up sooner or later.

[James Steele]

God, I hate The Miz in this face turn.

[KyleEmmott]

Why do I have a feeling that Brock Lesnar is going to beat the shit out of Vince McMahon tonight?

I get the feeling Lesnar will be there tonight, because he signed a 2 year deal with WWE, so maybe he came to the agreement in person?

[Cool King]

That's twice in two nights that Cesaro has whipped the flag into someones face.

[Cool King]

I saw Miz being the ref coming a mile off.

[KyleEmmott]

Cesaro's gimmick is so odd, He's pro America but he's making fun of our country at the same time...Weird.

[KyleEmmott]

I saw Miz being the ref coming a mile off.

Do you think the wheel selection was scripted?

[James Diesel]

Do you think the wheel selection was scripted?

Always is

[Krimzon7]

kinda miss the Orton stomp

[Droford]

Boo yay with uppercuts lol

[ClockShot]

Do you think the wheel selection was scripted?

You can spin that wheel off it's axel so hard that it'll go around twice before the "breaks" go on.

There's a reason why the camera zooms in.

[Arrogance]

Kind of in to Orton/Cesaro...I'd buy that feud.

[Krimzon7]

Kind of in to Orton/Cesaro...I'd buy that feud.

Great chemistry between the two

[Cool King]

Kind of in to Orton/Cesaro...I'd buy that feud.

Me too.

Just before the break, I was thinking what an Orton US Title run would be like.

[ClockShot]

When did we go to white ring ropes?

[Frank Drebin]

good job with the fast tipsters results, poit.:y:

[James Steele]

I do like it. Cesaro is starting to get his feet underneath him as a character and Orton needs to do some jobbing before he fucks up again and gets fired.

[CSL]

Orton seems to be getting bigger every week recently

[James Steele]

I can't buy The Miz as a face. He is completely unlikeable.

[Arrogance]

You know the Miz is floundering when the Cesaro/Miz guest ref setup ends up making everyone just want Cesaro/Orton.

[Frank Drebin]

DID YOU KNOW:

CSL USED TO EAT EGGS BUT NOW DOES NOT???

[Cool King]

When did we go to white ring ropes?

2010.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match. Once Miz/Cesaro is done, a Cesaro/Orton feud would be really nice.

[ClockShot]

Seriously?

[Cool King]

MAKE ME LAUGH!

[James Steele]

I'd mark out if Orton busted out the colored tights he used to wore. Orton would like a huge badass if he worse those peach colored tights again:

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[James Diesel]

Speaking of Ryback and making Vickie laugh, what was his joke at Josh Mathews on Main Event? I missed it twice

[James Steele]

WTF? at this commercial.

[Droford]

Ryback will be headlining at the chuckle hut this Friday night..get your tix now

[ClockShot]

Ryback is billed from "Sin City".


And it's fucking quiet when he came out.

[James Diesel]

Fuck if a girl would wear it, I'd give her Punk shirts all the fucking time

[Cool King]

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3014/mmlb.png

[James Steele]

???

It'd been funny if Ryback had started tickling Vickie.

[Frank Drebin]

That commercial for WWE shop made little sense.

[James Steele]

:lol:

I love the Geico Pig.

[Road Warrior]

Ryback is billed from "Sin City".


And it's fucking quiet when he came out.

Because they didn't bring the crowd down before he came out.

[Droford]

Ryback is billed from "Sin City".


And it's fucking quiet when he came out.

He's obviously from houston, the sin referenced is gluttony and Houston has the fattest people in the country

[James Steele]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ANDRE AGASSI IS AT RAW AND HE WAS MARKING OUT FOR THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS!!!!

[ClockShot]

Steffi and Andre in the house.

[Frank Drebin]

Steffi Graf is like "WTF is this"

[CSL]

DID YOU KNOW:

CSL USED TO EAT EGGS BUT NOW DOES NOT???

it's true. More true than the NFL, NBA, NHL and American Idol combined

[Cool King]

Love Titus.

He always makes me laugh.

[Arrogance]

Jesus Christ, Agassi has aged well.

[Droford]

This feels like I'm watching nxt season 1 or 2

[James Steele]

This reminds me of the Musical Chairs Contest when Eugene was GM of RAW for 1 night. That episode was surprisingly good.

[CSL]

whackkk t-shirts

[Frank Drebin]

This segment should have been used for a holiday episode last month. Although Titus could make this funny.

[Cool King]

That's all that Young can say these days it seems.

[Poit]

good job with the fast tipsters results, poit.:y:

:y:

[Frank Drebin]

I just lol'd at "I have a joke"

[CSL]

This reminds me of the Musical Chairs Contest when Eugene was GM of RAW for 1 night. That episode was surprisingly good.

amazing segment, Ric Flair dominated the entire thing

[Road Warrior]

PTP are entertaining

[Tazz Dan]

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[Poit]

This segment should have been used for a holiday episode last month. Although Titus could make this funny.

I think you mean Titus could make it a win.

[James Diesel]

Don't do it, Ryback! BAStar!!!!!!!!!!!

[James Steele]

SIN CITY HAS AWOKEN FOR IT'S PRODIGAL SON!!!

[dronepool]

Prime Time Players are annoying.

[Droford]

I thought they had to make Vicki laugh

[James Steele]

We got a Bill DeMott joke and a Matt Striker beatdown. YESSS!!!

[Frank Drebin]

I hope all the casual wrestling fans who tuned in to watch the start of the road to wrestlemania enjoyed that, and are totally not embarrassed to be watching wrestling right now.

[Cool King]

JBL sounding like he was about to reach a climax.

[CSL]

Ryback's gear looks much better with those knee pads as opposed to the black ones #TheLittleThings

[Arrogance]

I mostly remember Bob Backlund for the 1993 rumble run...almost silence when he came out but got a huge reaction when he finally got tossed after almost going the distance.

[Krimzon7]

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that's so 2010

[Droford]

The rock found time to grace the people with his presence!

[dronepool]

Did I miss Punk? I just came home to a corny Miz/Prime Time Players/Ryback skit.

[Krimzon7]

Did I miss Punk? I just came home to a corny Miz/Prime Time Players/Ryback skit.

Did you EVER!!!

[Cool King]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/7715/mmla.jpg

[James Steele]

Wonder who 3rd inductee will be. This class could be awesome because so far it is 2 for 2 on legit nicest people in wrestling.

[Krimzon7]

and i love 'MILLIONS OF DOLLAS MILLIONS OF DOLLAS'

[Arrogance]

You missed:

Punk - I'm butthurt.
Heyman - Punk's butthurt
Vince comes out - u mad bro?
Punk - y u no give me the title back?
Vince - Shield helped you, I have a video. Heyman might get FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRED.
Punk and Heyman - Butthurt.

[James Steele]

WWE is lowering its standards. They just bragged about beating the NHL.

[James Diesel]

Here comes the Bo Dallas revenge

[Tazz Dan]

Bo Dallas

[Krimzon7]

Last Night, WWE Cured cancer and AIDS...but you missed it if you didn't buy the PPV

[Frank Drebin]

"Socially active?" Ill pay attention when the WWE has the most Sexually active show.

[Cool King]

Urgh, he's going to choose Bo Dallas.

[Droford]

Good night bo dallas

[James Steele]

BO DALLAS VS WADE BARRETT -- HELLLLLLLL IN A CELLLLLLLLLLLL

[Krimzon7]

Bo Dallas

even the music is ghey

[Tazz Dan]

that's so 2010

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. There was a small cheer beginning when the wheel was coming to "Blindfold Match" followed by an "Aww..." when it didn't.

[CSL]

Dallas to go over here

[ClockShot]

Should come out in a suit & tie and briefcase so we could recognize him.

[Cool King]

Bo Dallas comes out and not a fuck was given.

[Arrogance]

Someone's going to make a Bo/Barrett gif.

[CSL]

never know, he might make a good sympathetic babyface

[James Steele]

Easy there, Cole. That isn't anywhere near the "most shocking eliminations in the 26 year history of the Royal Rumble."

Quit steaming Tony Schiovanie's gimmick.

[Cool King]

Dallas to go over here

Yeah.

[Krimzon7]

Bull Hammer< The Souvenier

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Cole saying Bo Dallas has the most shocking elimination ever.

Maven was a bigger one ... along with the beating that occurred afterwards

[Krimzon7]

This post was brilliance...

[James Steele]

Why are they giving his titantron and music a western/cowboy theme when nothing about him says "cowboy" other than his boots.

[Road Warrior]

never know, he might make a good sympathetic babyface

Saw an interview with Show where he said Bo Dallas is the next star.

[Droford]

New 123 kid

[#1-norm-fan]

Bo Dallas about to go 1-2-3 Kid.

[CSL]

"he wants to make it in this industry"

as opposed to everybody else

[James Steele]

Barrett's face was PRICELESS.

[James Diesel]

Really?!?

Pushing the wrong NXTer, guys

[Ermaximus]

Bo Dallas FTW.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ughhhhhh fuck Bo Dallas.</font>

[Cool King]

Bo Dallas is Bo Ring.

[KyleEmmott]

Why Bo Dallas though? I mean out of all of NXT...Him?

[James Steele]

Damn it, Cody can't ever build any momentum.

[Ermaximus]

Ok I just got home. What'd I miss?

[James Steele]

Would mark out if Cody Rhodes beats John Cena here though.

[rockman725]

Bo will probably be more Barry Horowitz than 1-2-3 Kid after all is said & done.

[Droford]

Cena vs Cody..interesting

[dronepool]

You missed:

Punk - I'm butthurt.
Heyman - Punk's butthurt
Vince comes out - u mad bro?
Punk - y u no give me the title back?
Vince - Shield helped you, I have a video. Heyman might get FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRED.
Punk and Heyman - Butthurt.

I guess I'll just youtube it later :lol:

[Krimzon7]

Bo Dallas is about to be pushed right by Cawdy

[Cool King]

Ok I just got home. What'd I miss?

CM Punk being mega pissed off.

Cesaro vs Orton with The Miz as ref.

Ryback telling a joke.

[Ermaximus]

So Orton won?

[Arrogance]

I guess I'll just youtube it later :lol:

:y: Probably the best idea. :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously don't know why this Bo Dallas shit isn't happening with Richie Steamboat instead. If they wanna have a smaller underdog type from NXT for this role, it's not even close.

[Cool King]

So Orton won?

Yeah.

[Ermaximus]

Seriously don't know why this Bo Dallas shit isn't happening with Richie Steamboat instead. If they wanna have a smaller underdog type from NXT for this role, it's not even close.

I wondered this too. Steamboat is fucking ridic. Unless they plan a Legacy 2.0 shite team with him and Henning?

Yeah.

Pool points +150.

[Frank Drebin]

I want the jacket Cody has to be made into a bathrobe type garment for purchase.

[James Steele]

Uh-oh, they are plugging Cena's cereal deal over your entrance. Rhodes is losing in 2 minutes.

[Ermaximus]

LMFAO! I HAVE TO BUY THAT BOX OF FRUITY PEBBLES NOW.

[KyleEmmott]

I wish Cena would have that baby blue shirt.

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, I kinda like Bo but I don't know about him as a singles wrestler. I think he'd be better in a tag team with his brother (Husky Wusky) again

[CSL]

first person to complain about the Cena/Fred Flintstone graphic is raving gaylord

[Gone Mad]

Cena vs. Flintstone. One in a Lifetime at Mania. Calling it now.

Or not. :shifty:

[Rollermacka]

CM Punk being mega pissed off.

Cesaro vs Orton with The Miz as ref.

Ryback telling a joke.

Who did Ryback stomp and was the joke funny?

[#1-norm-fan]

Tale of the tape. John Cena vs Fred Flintsone.

Oh, WWE. You're so silly.

[Frank Drebin]

I've always wondered if Cena secretly wants to win over all his haters eventually.

[ClockShot]

Wheaties said "no thanks".

So he had to bump Fred Flintstone instead. :'(

[Providence Peep]

Wonder who 3rd inductee will be. This class could be awesome because so far it is 2 for 2 on legit nicest people in wrestling.

Trish Stratus

[James Steele]

I'm a Cocoa Pebbles guy, personally. They should work something out for Mark Henry to be on that box.

[Cool King]

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[ClockShot]

The sad thing is that Fruity Pebbles probably sell better than Gronk Flakes.

[Droford]

Uh-oh, they are plugging Cena's cereal deal over your entrance. Rhodes is losing in 2 minutes.

But they had the rock's movie promo over cenas ring antics...oh no

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm, I kinda like Bo but I don't know about him as a singles wrestler. I think he'd be better in a tag team with his brother (Husky Wusky) again

Do you realize that Husky is probably currently the most awesome character on WWE TV? Fuck a tag team with Bo.

[James Steele]

Cody has a point.

[Corndad]

C'mon Goldust being a full time guy again

[Arrogance]

Goldy run in?

[Ermaximus]

Rhodes doing the job. What a world.

[KyleEmmott]

C'mon Goldust being a full time guy again

[Krimzon7]

That sucked

[#1-norm-fan]

I've always wondered if Cena secretly wants to win over all his haters eventually.

I don't think there's any doubt that John Cena would like people to like him...

[James Steele]

Now Cena is going to taunt us.

[KyleEmmott]

Bo Dallas is the first 90's wrestler ever.

[Ermaximus]

I'd have loved to see Godfather win the Rumble just because.

[Immortal Moose]

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[James Steele]

Damn, getting right to it aren't they.

HAHAHAHA CM PUNK chants.

[James Steele]

Wait, did Cena just spoil the main event of Elimination Chamber?

[KyleEmmott]

Cena doesn't suck, what WWE does with Cena sucks. Cena is an awesome guy

[Droford]

Um..what?

[Road Warrior]

Except when you went over clean on Raw

[James Diesel]

Cena acting like he needs to put Punk over

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess that means the RAW Chamber match isn't for the title.

[James Steele]

Feel like I should have seen this 10 months ago.

[#1-norm-fan]

The last six times?

So we're forgetting that match on Raw last month huh?

[Frank Drebin]

This is as boring as his speech last week. I would rather see a recap of what we saw 15 mins ago.

[Gone Mad]

Ugh Cena

[James Steele]

At least Cena isn't using his Royal Rumble title shot at Elimination Chamber instead of WrestleMania.

[Tazz Dan]

This is just dragging on.

[Road Warrior]

The last six times?

So we're forgetting that match on Raw last month huh?

Trying to make you forget they fucked up the blow off.

[James Steele]

Damn it, I feel like I'm being too much of a whiny smark tonight.

[Corndad]

No chance of winning Cena? Really?

[Tazz Dan]

Rock's coming out

[#1-norm-fan]

Say "both". SAY "BOTH"!

[James Steele]

My iPhone just updated software quicker than this promo.

[James Diesel]

What a shocker

[Cool King]

Rock/Cena II is it then.

[Corndad]

I'm shocked - Said No one.

[Frank Drebin]

Last week it was 10 mins of blubbering before we got "IM GONNA WIN THE RUMBLE"

Now we get the same with him telling us "I choose title A"

[James Steele]

Dramatic pauses only work when you actually don't know the outcome.

[Immortal Moose]

Thank god

[James Diesel]

SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

THE SWAT TEAM IS HERE!

[Corndad]

Thank god for the Shield.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ Cena burying every potential World Heavyweight champion</font>

[Droford]

Shield is a bit late

[Krimzon7]

yo I like the music!

[James Steele]

BEAT THAT MOTHER FUCKER'S ASS!!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Super Cena fights them all off?

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock for the save.

[Cool King]

A lot of signs for The Shield tonight.

[Corndad]

Cue Rock

[James Steele]

The Shield thinks the Big Gold Belt is classier and deserves more respect.

[Frank Drebin]

BEAT THAT MOTHER FUCKER'S ASS!!!!

[Krimzon7]

I'm about to ahve a seizure because of these fuckng camera shots

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ Cena burying every potential World Heavyweight champion</font>

I was just thinking the same thing. :lol:

[FourFifty]

Finally, FourFifty, HAS COME BACK, to the Monday Night Raw Thread!

So, we start off with a Cena beat down, then The Irish beatdown, now Ryback comes out. Oh, turns into another 3 on 1.

[James Steele]

I smell a Teddy Long appearance...

[Frank Drebin]

YES! (so far)

[FourFifty]

SUPER CENA WITH THE COME BACK! YAY :|

[Krimzon7]

Guess THIS is the elimination chamber

[FourFifty]

I dig their theme song.

[James Steele]

Fuck, I need Dean Ambrose to wrestle for my WWE Pool game.

[Frank Drebin]

looks like next weeks main event is a 6-man tag match

[Cool King]

Main Event: The Shield vs Cena/Sheamus/Ryback?

[ClockShot]

Good shit right there.

Hope someone gets there hands on the entrance music.

[James Steele]

Maybe they'll finally go a 6-man tag team Elimination Chamber match like they have had in the SmackDown! vs RAW games for years.