Shadrick Presents: The Official WWE Raw Thread 2|4|13 "Rocks not on nothing to see here"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/01/Raw/raw-mr-mcmahon-injured.jpg
In one of the most brutal attacks ever against Mr. McMahon, Brock Lesnar broke The Chairman’s hip with an F-5 on last week’s Raw. (WATCH (http://www.wwe.com/videos/playlists/raw-highlights-jan-28-2013) | INJURY UPDATE (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-01-28/mr-mcmahon-injury-update-after-brock-lesnar-attack-26088187)) The attack came just as Mr. McMahon appeared ready to fire CM Punk’s associate, Paul Heyman, for his ties to The Shield and Brad Maddox. Lots of questions were swirling in the WWE Universe when Raw went off the air last week.

[Savio]

I'm sure there has been more brutal attacks against McMahon....hell he had a catheter shoved up his ass.

[Poit]

Even if there have been more brutal attacks, it could still be considered "one of the most brutal".

[Corporate CockSnogger]

He's like 800 years old and took a hell of a bump. Love that man.

[ron the dial]

a broken hip has to be the worst kayfabe injury mcmahon has ever had. even with a catheter "shoved up his ass."

[ron the dial]

oh no wait didn't he die at one point?

[Volare]

Does anyone do Chat anymore?

[Cool King]

I don't think Raw needs it's own thread....

[Cool King]

:shifty:

[Volare]

Nope just live chat...with live drinking games...like good ol times.

[Frank Drebin]

Sorry, Raw has been preempted tonight due to the Westminster Dog Show.

[ron the dial]

Westminster Puppy Bowl

[Shadrick]

I seriously had tickets to the show in Atlanta tonight and sold them because Rock wasn't gonna be there. Barretts feuding with Bo. Ziggler is kinda feuding with Jericho. Cena is...not a draw for me.

But imagine my surprise when I looked and saw my name in the thread title. I feel so loved. *hugs you guys*

[Frank Drebin]

Westminster Puppy Bowl

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[Corndad]

Here comes the Pain

[Frank Drebin]

Love the Puppy Bowl. Was great during the power outage.

[ron the dial]

how all raws should start

[Frank Drebin]

Gonna make Roberts call him the people's champ.

[Frank Drebin]

Nah that sucked. Get Ricardo to do it.

[#1-norm-fan]

how all raws should start

Missed it. How did it start?

[Frank Drebin]

I watched the CM Punk dvd on netflix streaming a few days ago. Really F'n good. Lots of shots of Logan Square for ya Wex.

[ron the dial]

with cm punk's music hitting. i have low standards.

[#1-norm-fan]

CM Hart

[Frank Drebin]

Missed it. How did it start?

porn

[ron the dial]

I watched the CM Punk dvd on netflix streaming a few days ago. Really F'n good. Lots of shots of Logan Square for ya Wex.
yeah loved that dvd but i'm an unabashed punk mark.

[Frank Drebin]

How does someone not yell "Fuck" at ringside right now?

[Frank Drebin]

yeah loved that dvd but i'm an unabashed punk mark.

Look for me at MITB as hes leaving with the title, I'm one of the 15,000 people marking my ass off like a dork.

[#1-norm-fan]

Could have been Paul Giamatti...

[Frank Drebin]

#1WWF-Fan back to Alf avatar.

[Corndad]

Kharma did it?

[#1-norm-fan]

He will punch your face, audience. That was a true statement.

[Frank Drebin]

Kharma did it?

*sigh....*

#wewantkharma

[Cool King]

Managing Manager.

[Corndad]

Little Tongue Tied there Book?

[Poit]

Managing.. managing... managing manager

[ron the dial]

excuse me

[Emperor Smeat]

Really liking Angry Punk a lot at the moment.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jericho wins

[Cool King]

Jericho.

[Savio]

Or maybe you can face all the people from the 2007 MITB ladder match.

[Cool King]

I don't have a smartphone. :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Gonna be weird seeing Jericho vs Punk with the roles reversed so soon after that rivalry.

[Frank Drebin]

Wonder if another Diva will get fired backstage on the WWE app

[ron the dial]

love that the phone footage had an "earlier today" tag on it.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Or, will it be your opponent from Judgement Day 2007, Elijah Burke!" *massive pop*

[Frank Drebin]

Would have been great if Cole accidentally hit "photos" and went to some naked chick.....or dude :shifty:

[VSG]

WWE Active is pretty cool, Orton being interviewed by Striker right now.

[ron the dial]

rude nude dude

[#1-norm-fan]

Wonder if another Diva will get fired backstage on the WWE app

There should just be a backstage segment on the app called "Diva Survivor".

[Frank Drebin]

Shaquita Monica in the top right of the fake app....think thats Alicia Fox's sisters name.

[Haze]

Please let it be Jericho tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE Active is pretty cool, Orton being interviewed by Striker right now.

Damn. Wish I had the app.

Oh wait, here it is for us to watch on TV.

[Cool King]

Antonioooooooooo!

[Cool King]

Is it just me or does Cole keep saying "WW Universe"?

[Frank Drebin]

I don't think most of the crowds know if its ok to boo the guy decked out in America garb.

[Poit]

"Magical herbs"

[Haze]

I hear a Goldberg chant starting...

[#1-norm-fan]

Hasn't tasted a dessert in 8 years.

Funfact.

[DrCrawford]

fuck ryback

[#1-norm-fan]

"Magical herbs"

Antonio Cesaro has been suspended 30 days...

[Frank Drebin]

I don't have a smartphone. :(

when you upgrade you'l never go back. Its something to consider. No Ipod touch for mobile web surfing?

[Tom Guycott]

Swiss cheese and "magical herbs"?

Castagnoli smokes the big green and eats cheese when he has the munchies. Got it.

[Haze]

Identity Thief looks horrible.

[Tom Guycott]

I don't think most of the crowds know if its ok to boo the guy decked out in America garb.

Especially in the south. To paraphrase Doug Stanhope it's like calling a redneck a nigger.

[Cool King]

when you upgrade you'l never go back. Its something to consider. No Ipod touch for mobile web surfing?

My phone is about seven years old. :$

I've been meaning to buy a new phone for a while now but I never get around to actually doing it. :-\

[Tom Guycott]

Also, they dropped the ball on making Jack Swagger come back as the American that can battle him (in a war, not a one-off) over the US title.

[Frank Drebin]

Identity Thief looks horrible.

:yes:

Looks like Horrible Bosses which I thought was below par. Everyone talked it up like "OMG JENNIFER ANISTON WANTS CHARLIE DAY'S D. LOLOLO"

[Frank Drebin]

Also, they dropped the ball on making Jack Swagger come back as the American that can battle him (in a war, not a one-off) over the US title.

Does he look any different? Didn't see the 'down.

[Tom Guycott]

Damn, even monster Ryback teased that 10 count better than Cena.

[Frank Drebin]

Shield time?

[Cool King]

I'm sure I just saw a guy with a mullet in the crowd.

[Frank Drebin]

guess not

[#1-norm-fan]

That was an enjoyable match.

[Corndad]

Cesaro was actually made to look good in that match.

[Tom Guycott]

Does he look any different? Didn't see the 'down.

Beard makes all the difference. Plus it's like they tried to present him as more of a badass. Seems like it would have gone over better doing that instead of coming back how he did. He could have benefitted from a face turn a bit more than, say, Miz.

[ron the dial]

cesaro always looks good, though.

[Frank Drebin]

I vote for Taker

[Frank Drebin]

cesaro always looks good, though.

You like big nips, eh? :naughty:

[Frank Drebin]

When are Shield or Big E gonna wrassle?

[Cool King]

You like big nips, eh? :naughty:

http://i.imgur.com/N7rjq.jpg

[Haze]

When are Shield or Big E gonna wrassle?

Was just thinking the same thing.

[ron the dial]

i love hairy thighs

[ron the dial]

destiny's child last night, chilli from tlc tonight. my inner teenage girl is soaring right now.

[Tom Guycott]

Jesus, Chili is STILL fine as hell!

[Haze]

i love hairy thighs

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/961/667/albert_display_image.jpg?1306267005

Got ya covered.

[Frank Drebin]

good gravy, cool king

[Rollermacka]

Was watching How I Met Your Mother, what did I miss?

[Cool King]

Rollins sounded Australian when he said "Fella".

[Tom Guycott]

When are Shield or Big E gonna wrassle?

Looking like they're setting up a 3 on 3 match against Sheamus, Ryback, and Orton.

And Big E has had plenty of squash matches on NXT.

[Rollermacka]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/961/667/albert_display_image.jpg?1306267005

Got ya covered.

No homo, Albert looks better with a full beard and body hair as opposed to the tattoos.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, Vickie is there?

Why the fuck did she send out Booker earlier? lol

[Frank Drebin]

Was watching How I Met Your Mother, what did I miss?

Punk will face either Ray, Y2J or Orton

Ryback beat Cesaro clean.

[Cool King]

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[Tom Guycott]

What he should have said in response to Vicki is: "I'm John Cena, a guy who took multiple finishers on a bare floor and overcame the odds to beat the 7-man Nexus. Shield is only 3 men. I got this!"

[Tom Guycott]

Like I said before, this Stratus vid package putting over her influence on women coming at such a lull in the women's division seems like someones idea of a joke.

[Rollermacka]

Greatest of all time.....

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This theme grew on me

[Frank Drebin]

Like I said before, this Stratus vid package putting over her influence on women coming at such a lull in the women's division seems like someones idea of a joke.

I was just looking at her boobs.

[Corndad]

With what they got already going in this may go as the best HOF class since they reopened it. Maybe the year they did Hogan/Piper and that whole group would rival but this class is getting pretty epic now.

[#1-norm-fan]

When are Shield or Big E gonna wrassle?

Shield wrestled at TLC.

Seems weird though that there was never a Big E vs John Cena match considering how he debuted...

[Frank Drebin]

My gurl Shaquita back in the upper right

[#1-norm-fan]

Jericho is full salesman mode there.

[Cool King]

JACK SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!

[Haze]

Swagger!

[Corndad]

Swaggin....

[#1-norm-fan]

Swags!

... Should be a face by now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Poor Santino. :-\

[Frank Drebin]

Shield wrestled at TLC.

Seems weird though that there was never a Big E vs John Cena match considering how he debuted...

Yah, but that was cuz they had no other choice with Punk hurt. So thats one match and they've been here since November?

[ron the dial]

i like the idea of this angry destructive swagger, but i have little faith in it.

[Mooияakeя™]

SWAGGA

[Poit]

The Patriot Act!

[Corndad]

I love the Patriot Act HAHAHAHA

[Frank Drebin]

Thought swags would come back with a new look and new music. I guess longer hair and a beard works.

[ron the dial]

so much easier to believe him with that angry look on his face.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yah, but that was cuz they had no other choice with Punk hurt. So thats one match and they've been here since November?

I don't mind it. Makes it seem bigger when someone does actually wrestle.

The more sporadically someone wrestles, the more hype behind it when they do wrestle. It's science.

[CSL]

Swagger looking like Ivan Drago about 8 rounds into the fight in Rocky IV. About the only thing I have to say about Jack Swagger.

[Frank Drebin]

I donno King, I need another demonstration on how to download an app.

[Cool King]

Jericho/Punk please.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Patriot Act

[Mooияakeя™]

Kayfabe discussion for finishing manoeuvre name change. Somethings never change.

[Poit]

They spend over a half hour telling us how we're going to be able to vote for Punk's opponent, then they only give one commercial break to actually vote.

And the poll doesn't even load.

Brilliant.

[Cool King]

The Patriot Act sounds like some kind of 80's cop movie.

[Frank Drebin]

i like the idea of this angry destructive swagger, but i have little faith in it.

Yeah. I hope so, but it seems like this is a short term thing to get him through the ppv as a credible threat. They've done the same for Khali before.

[KyleEmmott]

He needs new music to go with his new look.

[KyleEmmott]

WWE Active never works for me.

[#1-norm-fan]

i like the idea of this angry destructive swagger, but i have little faith in it.

Just screams "the next failed attempt at getting Swagger over".

Making him the corny all american face who has legit skills and can break someone's ankle ala Kurt Angle seems like it would have been the way to go. Face Swagger vs Cesaro would have been money.

[Frank Drebin]

Thats what it is. Too many people trying to vote. Its not technical incompetence.

[Frank Drebin]

....Ricardo.....dead?

[Poit]

On wwe.com, the submit button on the poll doesn't work.

This is ridiculous.

[Haze]

Thats what it is. Too many people trying to vote. Its not technical incompetence.

And they just so happened to have an online poll ready to go on WWE.com...

[Cool King]

Did they add sound effects to every strike Big Show hit?

[Cool King]

Not Raw related, but I've just found out that Michael Winner died two weeks ago. :(

[Corndad]

Love Cody's shirt.

[Poit]

Is that a mustache comb shirt?

[CSL]

lol Cody's shirt

[#1-norm-fan]

This Del Rio-Show feud is the cat's pajamas.

[Haze]

Did they had sound effects to every strike Big Show hit?

All that was missing was the gigantic Pow effect splashing on the screen.

[Frank Drebin]

So was Goldust at the Rumble just a one off thing? Would like to see him get his wish and put Cody over after a feud at 'Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

On wwe.com, the submit button on the poll doesn't work.

This is ridiculous.

Probably would work if they'd actually plan out things better and not just wait till the show itself. Think the Slammys had the same problem as well.

[ron the dial]

The Patriot Act sounds like some kind of 80's cop movie.
or some kind of government initiative lol

[#1-norm-fan]

On wwe.com, the submit button on the poll doesn't work.

This is ridiculous.

:lol:

[Poit]

All that was missing was the gigantic Pow effect splashing on the screen.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt202/omgrckr/i4iPhones/POWBlock.gif

[Tom Guycott]

I smell a partnership in the near future with Cody Rhodes and Katlyn's mustache fetish.

[Corndad]

World Title Match is one of the only matches for Mania can't really predict now because you figure Show/Alberto be over after EC

Orton? Sheamus? Ziggler?

[Poit]

On wwe.com, the submit button on the poll doesn't work.

This is ridiculous.

Correction: the submit button only works in IE.

Still ridiculous.

[ron the dial]

ugh i hate crowd fellatio

[James Diesel]

haha, been a while since we've seen a guy do a classic heel-to-face turn explanation like that

[Cool King]

LIVE VIA SATELLITE!

[ron the dial]

"amigo, amigo, english."

[Mooияakeя™]

"Amigo, Amigo..... English please". Fucking idiot Big Show.

[#1-norm-fan]

World Title Match is one of the only matches for Mania can't really predict now because you figure Show/Alberto be over after EC

Orton? Sheamus? Ziggler?

Swagger could be a dark horse. If they really wanna push him as a badass submission machine like it appears they wanna do, having him win the EC in a shocker and spending a month pushing the fact that he's spent his vacation becoming a viable threat and having him face Del Rio for the World Title doesn't seem that far fetched.

[Haze]

JERICHO!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Jericho vs Punk

[Cool King]

"amigo, amigo, english."

"Amigo, Amigo..... English please". Fucking idiot Big Show.

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[Cool King]

Yay, who I voted for, won.

[ClockShot]

Sweet. I didn't miss The Shield.

Good evening, kids.

[KyleEmmott]

So was Goldust at the Rumble just a one off thing? Would like to see him get his wish and put Cody over after a feud at 'Mania.
Rumor has it (Dirt Sheets), Vince McMahon was against the idea of a Goldie/Cody Match in the past, but he saw the huge reaction Goldust got at the Rumble and he has had a change of heart. We'll see what happens

[CSL]

shit are we about to get Rey/Danielson?

[Cool King]

shit are we about to get Rey/Danielson?

Looks like it.

[Haze]

This is going to be good.

[Savio]

They did this gimmick with Kane/Xpac before

[CSL]

I would pay money to watch these two get half-hour, can't say that about many people on Earth

[Emperor Smeat]

shit are we about to get Rey/Danielson?

No you get Rey/Bryan instead :shifty:

[Corndad]

Hot shit here. Bryan/Rey and Punk/Jericho on same show. Damn.

[Frank Drebin]

Wish Bryan would go back to the Yes! chant. Crowd will go nuts next time he does it for real.

[Corndad]

Love that knees to the gut move.

[Haze]

What the hell was that?!

[Frank Drebin]

Love a match where Bryan is the bigger one.

[Frank Drebin]

What the hell was that?!

Looked cool but when Cole has to tell you what that move was supposed to do.....

[CSL]

you bastard Americans and your breaks

[Haze]

That tombstone into a gut-buster was pretty sweet.

[Haze]

Looked cool but when Cole has to tell you what that move was supposed to do.....

I was just a crappy camera angle, seeing the replay made the move look that much better.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, it didn't even cross my mind that Rey was just in the running to face Punk. lol

Kinda makes it seem like MAYBE the voting wasn't legit. Or WWE is seriously booking this show by the minute as I doubt they would have simply just switched Rey with Jericho for this match if Rey had won.

[ron the dial]

still having a hard time believing that this jack and the beanstalk movie exists.

[ClockShot]

Is it just me, or has Rey put on some weight since he's been gone?

[Cool King]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1360009947314/images/large/W05054.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

woah! Didnt expect that! Sweet

[Corndad]

Mark Henry WTF LOL

[Poit]

Somebody gon' get their wig split.

[Cool King]

MARK FUCKING HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Haze]

OH SHIT

[ClockShot]

Hey, look who's back!

[Frank Drebin]

oh shit!!!

[KyleEmmott]

HELL YEAH

[Emperor Smeat]

HALL OF PAIN officially reopened

[Tazz Dan]

Just come home for lunch, flick on a Raw stream, and MARK F'N HENRY returns. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[#1-norm-fan]

Some midget gonna get dey ass kicked.

[ron the dial]

actually quite glad to see mark henry back

[Haze]

Guess that puts Henry in the chamber

[Savio]

quick tap out

[Cool King]

I'm sure that was a Spinebuster, Cole.

[CSL]

Mark Henry has been under contract for 17 consecutive years

[Frank Drebin]

YESS!!!! KILL EM ALL

[ClockShot]

That's it, they're dead.

[Corndad]

Well.. there's one of the spots in the EC Chamber

[Frank Drebin]

bye bye again rey

[ron the dial]

DAT AIN'T ENOUGH

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd cheering

[Frank Drebin]

Henry is legit scary. Would be terrified if I ran into him on the street.

[Shadrick]

Mark Henry Returns. And I regret selling my tickets now.

WIGS HAVE BEEN SPLIT.

[Haze]

It took about 15 years...but Henry has been on his game.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wouldn't mind ADR vs Mark Henry for the WHC at WrestleMania...

[ClockShot]

That a Wrestlezone Radio sign I just saw?

Must be Ryan Clark.

[CSL]

still manages to get his pecs...to go all the way around his back

[Cool King]

Love Henry.

[#1-norm-fan]

Plus it opens up guys like Orton and Sheamus and Ziggler for another true WrestleMania level match to fill out the card even more.

[ron the dial]

damn that was the highlight of raw so far. henry just killed it. now how quickly can they kill that momentum?

[Rollermacka]

Wait, he never said it. What does he do?
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[Corndad]

Monster Heel need. Monster Heel filled.

[Haze]

Before Henry made his return...I was looking for a good ol' fashioned Yes! gif to celebrate DB's win...and I found this.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rz5gXWSK1rdtneao1_500.gif

[Shadrick]

damn that was the highlight of raw so far. henry just killed it. now how quickly can they kill that momentum?

Bo Dallas is up next.

[Frank Drebin]

damn that was the highlight of raw so far. henry just killed it. now how quickly can they kill that momentum?

Two words....Divas match.

[Savio]

Couldn't see them doing that to Randy or y2j if Rey was voted to face punk

[Cool King]

WWEShop didn't waste time.

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[CSL]

random Hunico video package on the German stream. Does he even still exist?

[#1-norm-fan]

The stream I'm watching is running a promotional music video for Hunico. lol

[Tom Guycott]

I tried to make a joke about how Rey Rey is slowly getting back into shape: how he's gone from full shirt, to cut sleeved shirt, to singlet. The next step is to go down to DDP tummy/rib tape, then back to being shirtless... but then Mark Henry appeared, and I couldn't post shit. I had to restart my browser. I thought TPWW crashed. I guess it was just Mark Henry.

Also, he just broke the cycle. He just returned from injury as a heel for like the first time in his career instead of one more face return>heel turn>injury.

[Frank Drebin]

seems bland compared to his last one...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7jo_sorAELNPaCVYpei6S3ep2VR54G6kD8jZhNrpZLQ8yISKy

[Tom Guycott]

So, the eventual clash between Mr. "I'm the original" Mark Henry vs "5 Count" Big E Langston is an eventuality on the horizon in some form.

[#1-norm-fan]

random Hunico video package on the German stream. Does he even still exist?

:wave:

[Inadequacy]

Except for when he returned as a heel against Batista on smackdown

[Cool King]

random Hunico video package on the German stream. Does he even still exist?

I think everyone is watching the German stream.

[Frank Drebin]

Keep thinking of the post 'Mania crowd last year chanting "WE WANT LESNAR" all through Cena's promo.

[Frank Drebin]

How does Show not crush a cell phone everytime he uses one?

[#1-norm-fan]

Lesnar destroys The Miz in about an hour and a half. Live on Raw...

[Savio]

no eskimo kiss :/

[ClockShot]

I was hoping for the stick of gum tip from Home Alone 2.

[Haze]

Good tip

[#1-norm-fan]

Somebody 'gon get they food poisoned.

[Poit]

Was that the first time they've ever shown a wrestler getting room service in a hotel without getting attacked?

[Cool King]

So who thought Del Rio would be under the trolly? :shifty:

[Corndad]

Would be shocked if Del Rio doesn't end in that Hotel Room by end of night #oldschoolwrestlingstoryline

[ron the dial]

get a better job next time? next time what? the next time he's delivering room service?

[PullMyFinger]

Great its the worlds most boring babyface that I can never get behind - Sheamus. Bland as can be

[Cool King]

Somebody 'gon get they food poisoned.

Big Show is going to have a case of the shits.

[Emperor Smeat]

Odds on Del Rio spiking that food with laxatives like Eddie did years ago.

[ClockShot]

So who thought Del Rio would be under the trolly? :shifty:

Nah, cart was too small.

But we all know that hotel roomis either. A. Getting trashed by the end of the night. Or B. The food is poisoned, Del Rio gets in there and does something crazy to Show.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just thought of Del Rio taunting Big Show while he's on the toilet and not able to get up and attack him. I chuckled.

[KyleEmmott]

I really want a heel Kane

[#1-norm-fan]

Seems like a given it will be Bryan, Orton, Mysterio, Kane, Swagger and Henry in the chamber.

[PullMyFinger]

Kane is just one of those talented guys with a great character. He can jump from heel to face multiple times, be hated or loved, and still doesnt get old after 15 years.

[Arrogance]

Man, the commentary really sucks tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena, Sheamus and Ryback vs The Shield in the other chamber.

Rock vs Punk

ADR vs Show. No idea what king of gimmick match they can go with this time.

Possibly Jericho vs Ziggler

Sounds like a good card though.

[CSL]

hahahaha the random "where were you?!"

[Poit]

Just thought of Del Rio taunting Big Show while he's on the toilet and not able to get up and attack him. I chuckled.

While Ricardo stands in the background, smirking, holding a tube of super glue.

[Shadrick]

Sheeps make the noise Lawler did, right?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bryan

King has sucked with all these jokes today. Think he's done 2 "blackout" jokes that fell flat.

[ron the dial]

"telling him to go to the bah-ah-ah-ack." fuck you king.

[#1-norm-fan]

:lol: Bryan

King has sucked with all these jokes today. Think he's done 2 "blackout" jokes that fell flat.

"Bryan colors his beard with 'Just for Goats'" wasn't that bad I must say.

Then again, I'm a fan of corny jokes.

[ClockShot]

Where'd you get that suit, Miz? Goodwill store?

[ClockShot]

And Pauly just hijacked the show.