Marry, Fuck, Kill: Flacco vs Alex Smith vs Tony Romo

[James Steele]

Y'know know the drill. Who would you fuck? Who would you marry? Who would you kill?

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Marry: Flacco because he is about to get a fat contract.

Fuck: Alex Smith. He is handsome, and his cock is probably like a nice sandwich - not so big where you can't walk afterwards, but still fills you up until your next meal.

Kill: Romo because he has ruined the past 6 years of my life.

[OssMan]

Y'know know the drill. Who would you fuck? Who would you marry? Who would you kill?

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/11252.png&w=350&h=254
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/5209.png&w=350&h=254

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/8416.png&w=350&h=254

Marry: Flacco because he is about to get a fat contract.

Fuck: Alex Smith. He is handsome, and his cock is probably like a nice sandwich - not so big where you can't walk afterwards, but still fills you up until your next meal.

Kill: Romo because he has ruined the past 6 years of my life.

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

[James Steele]

2004 called and they want their joke back.

[James Steele]

Now fuck off and die before you derail my hilarious parody thread.

[Kris P Lettus]

For real, Assman!!

This thread was really going places..

[DrA]

Fuck all of them

[OssMan]

2004 called and they want their joke back.
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

Now fuck off and die before you derail my hilarious parody thread.
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

[James Steele]

Remember when you got pissed on?

[James Steele]

Remember when you got pissed on??

[James Steele]

Remember when you got pissed on???

[James Steele]

¿Te gusta tener orina rociada sobre ti?

[Classy and Gassy]

Anybody who chooses to boink the Dallas QB is a Romosexual

[Krimzon7]

Fuck all of them

Perfect.

[Keith]

Ben Rothlisberger FTW.

[Black Widow]

Marry: Flacco probably

Fuck: romo since he always has hot chicks and i may get a shot with them.

Kill: smith i guess

[James Steele]

You guess you'll kill Alex Smith? No fence-sitting in this thread. Either you will slaughter him and bathe in the blood of your victim or you will marry or fuck him. There is no guessing.