Clockshot Presents: The Official RAW Thread 3/11/13 - Brock speaks, Fandango's name is mispoken...again

[ClockShot]

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So Brock Lesnar answers Triple H's challenge, Paul Bearer probably gets a tribute, and bunch of other stuff will happen.

[Cool King]

I'm looking forward to seeing The New Age Outlaws vs Team Rhodes Scholars.

[Corndad]

Part of me hopes it's a classy tribute to Paul Bearer, other part of me thinks would be phenomenal for Punk to Heel it all up somehow. Haven't decided yet what I wanna see on that end but should be great either way.

I also figure some of these other loose ends for Mania, What are Ziggler, Jericho, Miz, etc. gonna be doing will start to come together tonight, probably will get Henry/Ryback confirmed or Shield match confirmed tonight as well.

Should be a good show although Old School Raw will be a Tough Act to Follow.

[Droford]

Punk should get them to bust out the funeral parlour set

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Gettin' the tribute out of the way first.

[#1-norm-fan]

Perfect way to start Raw.

I sense a Punk interruption.

[ClockShot]

Undertaker without the spikes.

[mike adamle]

Damnit why isn't taker bringing out Paul Bearer's urn. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ohhhhh yesss what a tribute.

[mike adamle]

YES THE URN IS IN THE RING!!!!

[Corndad]

Theres the Urn.

[ClockShot]

Urn's in the ring, Mike.

[Corndad]

Hope they let Kane do something tonight too.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really great tribute being done

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, CM Punk is gonna jack off in that urn tonight.

Ultimate heel heat.

[ClockShot]

Shit's about to hit the fan.

[mike adamle]

YES!!

[#1-norm-fan]

HOLY FUCK YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You sick evil fuck CM Punk! You are god!

[mike adamle]

Come on steal the urn and pour the ashes down taker's throat!!! Come on Punk!!! Major heel!!1

[#1-norm-fan]

GOOOSEBUMMMMPSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Haha Punk

[Corndad]

For your loss.... at Wrestlemania lol

[Droford]

Haha..awesome

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. Silver lining. I love it.

[ClockShot]

Wrong camera, production crew.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Taker is speechless! Punk wins!

[Mooияakeя™]

Do like how he said "To Paul Bearer you will always be perfect". Subtle, but beautiful whilst not damaging the promo.

[Droford]

Wrong camera, production crew.

Second worst case scenario

[#1-norm-fan]

Bearer's sons are backstage. I have a feeling not only did they okay that, they probably encouraged it.

[Droford]

I should buy that chair

[ClockShot]

Totally expecting Cena to come out of that box in that WWE commercial.

[Droford]

Bearer's sons are backstage. I have a feeling not only did they okay that, they probably encouraged it.

Wait a minute...

[Droford]

Totally expecting Cena to come out of that box in that WWE commercial.

I bet the kids were really disappointed on the first take of the commercial

[ClockShot]

I miss Kane going on a rampage.

[Droford]

Kane vs punk

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice for them giving a nod to Kane's close ties to Bearer as part of the tribute piece.

[ClockShot]

Sierra..........Hotel.............India.............Echo..............Lima..............Delta

[Corndad]

Bo knows TV time lol

Love they are involving Kane in this too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Guess Alex Riley is finally getting a push well more like a shove.

[Triple Naitch]

I thoroughly enjoy Reign's Spear.

[ClockShot]

I walked away to grab a snack and the bell rang.

That didn't take long for a disqualifcation finish.

[Crimson]

Swarm of hornets!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Believe That.

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!

[ClockShot]

Justice served.

[Droford]

Swarm of hornets!!

If there were more of them, calling them The Swarm would be interesting

[Corndad]

Maddox said nothing and owned that backstage scene lol

[ClockShot]

Clark Kent needs glasses.

Take Cole's, he don't need 'em.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait a minute...

Not Kane and Taker.

[ClockShot]

Awesome Bioshock Infinite commercial.

[Droford]

Awesome Bioshock Infinite commercial.

I like the NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE thing at the bottom

[Crimson]

Brother Love!

[Droford]

Jobber dolph

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolph doesn't even get a full entrance the burial continues.

[ClockShot]

Dunno if Brother Love or Paul Bearer was more important in that clip.

Loved them both.

[ClockShot]

That blinking Mysterio mask is gonna drive me nuts all night.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They actually showed a video of a tna employee that didn't bury (no pun intended) them.

[Innovator]

King with the wet tshirt line

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolph still rocking the Family Guy shorts.

[Mooияakeя™]

FUCKING DOLPH IS THIS GENERATION'S RICK FLAIR.

[Corndad]

This should have been this years World Title Match at Mania.

[#1-norm-fan]

WOW. Finisher kick out??? Did not see that coming.

[#1-norm-fan]

TippinScales

[Corndad]

FAN.... DAN.... GO

[ClockShot]

Hey, Tensai speaks english.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dam it Justin you said his name wrong again.

[#1-norm-fan]

FAAAAAAAAAAAHN DAAAAAAAAAHN GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Damn, that girl got moves.

[ClockShot]

Called it in the thread title, fellas.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWW! I kinda wanted him to come out like that, say "Noooo" and then the music starts back up and he just dances away.

[Corndad]

Random having Naomi doing this lol

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. "Fuck Cameron".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NXTers sticking together.

[Keith]

LOL this Fandango character is awesome, yo.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. This is brilliant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hhahaha Damn it Tensai!

[Savio]

Fan-Dang-Gur

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. I love how much Lawler loves Fandango.

[#1-norm-fan]

#1-wwf-fandango

[Cool King]

Fucking hell, why didn't anyone tell me that Raw started early? :mad:

I'm assuming that you guys in America have recently changed your clocks?

I'm pretty pissed that I've missed the first hour now. :nono:

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Why did Road Dogg look like a small child next to Billy Gunn in that graphic?

[ClockShot]

"Spring ahead".

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MLB the show commercial lol.

[KIRA]

1.IF WHAT Cole says is true then he just blew his money I'm sure that trailer just showed us the parts of the movie worth seeing.

2. Fandango looks and talks like a registered sex offender.

[parkmania]

Hey, Cool King, USA changed our clocks this weekend - Raw starts an hour earlier.




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[#1-norm-fan]

2. Fandango looks and talks like a registered sex offender.

FREEEEEEEE CAAAAAAAAAAAHN DEEEEEEEEE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahahahah

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA SANDOW

[Droford]

Ha ha ha

[Keith]

"Your posterior better contact somebody at once!"

[Cool King]

Nah, I'm not staying awake to watch this now. I'm not a fan of watching things when they're halfway through. I'll probably catch it tomorrow on YouTube or something.

Have a good night guys, enjoy the show, yadda yadda yadda.

Goodnight.

[ClockShot]

Good stuff right here.

[#1-norm-fan]

OH YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF THIS!?!

[KIRA]

The Outlaws my childhood heart is fluttering

[Keith]

Road Dogg just referred to Damien and Cody as "ladies"?

Uh-oh. They're gonna get a call from GLAAD tomorrow.

[#1-norm-fan]

Road Dogg is just awesome with a mic in his hand. The man oozes charisma.

[Droford]

Can't believe the outlaws are a thing in 2013

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HBK saying that line never worked for me it was always Billy's.

[Corndad]

"Your posterior better contact somebody at once!"

:rofl: Love Sandow.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Suck it"!?!?! I hope Bruno's not watching!!!

[Corndad]

Oh Shit.

[ClockShot]

Brock's gonna fuck shit up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock: Sorry I forgot about daylight savings time.

[Droford]

So much for that

[#1-norm-fan]

AAAAAH! Didn't even think about the HHH-Outlaws link leading to an Outlaw squash by Brock.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Triple H: Jokes on you I never liked those two guys anyways!

[Keith]

Reminiscent of Brock Lesnar back in 2002, interferring in matches.

Awesome.

[Droford]

Brock obviously has to rape Steph next week

[#1-norm-fan]

Still have no idea why this match is happening.

[ClockShot]

The word "Oblivion" brought to you by the movie Oblivion starring Tom Cruise, in theatres next month.

[Droford]

Mystery stipulation match

[Savio]

<s>HBK</s> <s>Billy Gunn</s> <s>Road Dogg</s> Up next X-Pac then Chyna

[#1-norm-fan]

Hell in a Cell...

[KIRA]

FREEEEEEEE CAAAAAAAAAAAHN DEEEEEEEEE

Yep Fandango shouldn't be within 500 ft of a school.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Submission Match or MMA style match.

[Keith]

Brock Lesnar gets so giddy when Heyman mentions his name. He begins jumping up and down and everything.

[Keith]

LOL they're working Bearer's death into RAW?

WTF?

[#1-norm-fan]

Lesnar vs HHH in a Hell in a Cell match or an "I Quit" match would be intriguing enough to make this rematch work for me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

LOL they're working Bearer's death into RAW?

WTF?

If they didn't mention it everybody like you would complain that that didn't mention him at all. Shut up.

[Keith]

If they didn't mention it everybody like you would complain that that didn't mention him at all. Shut up.

They've been paying tribute to him during the show, asswipe.

It just surprised me they mentioned it as in "Kane is emotional because of his father's death".

[Heisenberg]

LOL they're working Bearer's death into RAW?

WTF?

Paul deserves to have this closure.

[Corndad]

Kofi's gonna get his ass kicked.

[#1-norm-fan]

It just surprised me they mentioned it as in "Kane is emotional because of his father's death".

That is odd. Seems like they'd make vague references to why Kane would be upset without coming out and saying that. It's strange that they are kinda working in Paul Bearer the character dying.

[Keith]

That is odd. Seems like they'd make vague references to why Kane would be upset without coming out and saying that. It's strange that they are kinda working in Paul Bearer the character dying.

I'm glad someone understood what I meant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not really in this age of social media and 24/7 news. People already knew Paul Bearer died. How many people watching Raw do you think didn't know it already? Maybe only elderly and small children.

[dronepool]

Maybe Paul dying = Taker losing.. or some shit with the urn and his soul. I missed the first 15 minutes.

[Corndad]

Cawdy. Get away from my woman, brah.

[Corndad]

Bellas???

[ClockShot]

THE BELLAS ARE BACK!

[Droford]

Bella twins?

[#1-norm-fan]

"Nah, it's water. Take it, take it, take it."

What the fuck was going on with that exchange? lol

[#1-norm-fan]

THE BELLASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

"I'll warm you up" she says.

[Droford]

"Nah, it's water. Take it, take it, take it."

What the fuck was going on with that exchange? lol

Cody drugged the water

Of course now Vicki has it..

[Corndad]

Cena and Bryan must be stoked about this. lol

[ClockShot]

Bella Bella are still bangin' bangin'.

I wonder if the company brought them back out of desperation with the Divas roster a little shallow.

[blak23]

Wouldnt a better mania moment be for Ryback to finally beat the shield?

[#1-norm-fan]

I assumed Ryback would be next so they could do that staredown as Henry is leaving from his match. Apparently Henry is gone already though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wouldnt a better mania moment be for Ryback to finally beat the shield?

Yes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wouldnt a better mania moment be for Ryback to finally beat the shield?

Not for the Shield who actually have a brighter future than that no-talent scrub.

[blak23]

Yes

Hpw dp you build that angle for so long and not have a payoff?

[#1-norm-fan]

Not for the Shield who actually have a brighter future than that no-talent scrub.

"Seth Rollins has a brighter future than Ryback"

This is the mindset that makes RoH the phenomenon that it is.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hpw dp you build that angle for so long and not have a payoff?

You write for WWE.

[DrCrawford]

i love how they piped that feed me more chant to try to drown out the goldberg lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Why does it seem like Heath Slater is the "go to" squash for Ryback? There's other heel jobbers on the roster. Hell, two of them are in Slater's corner.

[Corndad]

Poor Drew lol

[ClockShot]

Poor Drew.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's funny when he gets his ass kicked. He sells it well.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Drew

[#1-norm-fan]

Ryback's all like "Whatevs, chocolate face."

[ClockShot]

So, where's Otunga in this flick?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Making coffee.

[Droford]

Cessaro starts tapping early

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Quit making Antonio Cesaro look weak. He is a champion!

[mike adamle]

YES!!! Punks gonna force the ashes down Kane's throat, I'll take it!

[Droford]

Say something

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahahah

[Droford]

Anytime I se the freak show ad I hear the oddities theme in my head

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I looked it up Otunga plays a cop in it. I guess he does all the work while Halle Berry takes all the credit.

[ClockShot]

IN YOUR HOUSE!

I'm old, guys.

[Droford]

Oh great

[Emperor Smeat]

Really not liking the "redemption" idea mainly because of Cena forgot all about that loss like 1-2 weeks later and was in main event matches for almost the whole year. All it does is make seem as just another "over coming the odds" storyline he's done to death by now.

Would be better if they really carried the devastation from the Mania loss for the whole year.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cutting out the part where CM Punk gets fucked over. #BestIntheWorld

[Droford]

Really not liking the "redemption" idea mainly because of Cena forgot all about that loss like 1-2 weeks later and was in main event matches for almost the whole year.

Would be better if they really carried the devastation from the Mania loss for the whole year.

Imagine how hard it'll hit him if he lost again..lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Blandy Boreton

[Droford]

Doesn't the shield have to interfere in this match

[Corndad]

Yeah something tells me Rhodes Scholars gets a second pass tonight due to interference.

[#1-norm-fan]

So Vickie is basically a face now.

[ClockShot]

Rhodes Scholars tag match.

Take 2.

[Savio]

I'm surprised this is leading their 10 o'clock hour

[Droford]

Highlight reel..hmm

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Miz vs Barrett for WrestleMania?

[Corndad]

Wow, no Shield.

[Corndad]

Hmm. Miz vs Barrett for WrestleMania?

Add Jericho and Ziggler to get both those guys on the show and you got yourself a hell of a IC title match.

[ClockShot]

Fuck this active shit.

I miss when we jump to the website during the in-commercial action.

[Corndad]

Oh, there you guys are.

[Droford]

You have a 3 hour show and you end up having to have crap happen during commercials for the app..ugh

[Droford]

My favorite moment was when he got burried in cement..oh wait

[#1-norm-fan]

Has anyone who wasn't on the active roster at the time gotten this kind of attention during the show after they die?

[Droford]

It looks like Jericho doesn't care about his hair lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Add Jericho and Ziggler to get both those guys on the show and you got yourself a hell of a IC title match.

Eh. I kinda feel like throwing them in a fatal fourway IC title match would be a waste of Jericho and the MITB case holder. Not sure what else to do with them though. Seems like they'd be building to a one on one match between the two by now if that were the plan.

[ClockShot]

Movie reviews with Chris Jericho.

Today's guests: Bad guy #5 Wade Barrett, and the guy we all know from The Real World, The Miz.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rhodes Scholars tag match.

Take 2.

Gimme those beautiful WWE Pool points.

[Droford]

What happened with the jeritron 6000

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait a second! What is this booked guest doing interrupting the show!?!?!

[Droford]

Top 5! Lol

[Droford]

Nougat had to come out to promote the call

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahah top 5. Well still makes it the best weekend for a WWE film evah.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Wade Barrett being in a clip for more than 1-2 seconds. Think he had 4 seconds this time.

[ClockShot]

Miz vs. Barrett at Wrestlemania is a ladder match.

Hanging above is a movie contract for WWE Films' next movie.

What they don't know is that it's a a kids flick.

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz vs Barrett in a Hollywood Backlot Brawl. Let's do it.

[Droford]

Re he he he he he he he heely

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz vs. Barrett at Wrestlemania is a ladder match.

Hanging above is a movie contract for WWE Films' next movie.

What they don't know is that it's a a kids flick.

The Chaperone II

[Corndad]

Was wondering if was gonna mention Jericho being his NXT mentor

[ClockShot]

And there's there's Jericho in the ring who was in that forgotten about movie MacGruder with Mark Henry, Khali, and someone else.

[Droford]

The master meets the protege at wrestlemania

[Corndad]

Tell em Brad.

[ClockShot]

Thank god for Clark Kent.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HAHAHAHASHAHAH KNOCK IT OFF

[Droford]

Oh god brad Maddox is awful.

[#1-norm-fan]

Jesus Christ, Maddox. lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's awful on purpose. So, he's awesome.

[#1-norm-fan]

It sounded like he forgot he was on camera/in front of a live audience. That was awkward. lol

[KIRA]

Thank god for Clark Kent.

I can hear Vince cursing a storm into Coles headset

[Droford]

Its already gone!
Maddox: it doesn't matter if its already gone!

[Droford]

He's awful on purpose. So, he's awesome.

He's awful but I'm not sure about on purpose

[ClockShot]

I can sorta picture Jericho getting an IC title run. But seeing as how he's on an "in-and-out" deal right now......

How long is he here for right now? Bugging out after 'Mania?

[Droford]

Jericho wins?

[Droford]

Jerimiz!

[ClockShot]

Hey Zeb, North Korea threw out the cease fire treaty today.

Think we should invade?

[Droford]

Is that edge's flair wig from when he was driving as flair?

[#1-norm-fan]

ADR Looks somewhat badass in this video. Even with the bad wig.

[Corndad]

Del Rio should go with the beard. like #1 said he looked all kinds of bad ass in that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time to eat some real American food, Chinese food.

[Corndad]

Loved Mr. Fuji

[ClockShot]

Got a good laugh out of that clip.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWW SHIT! He about to beat him a Mexican!!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Sin Kara

[#1-norm-fan]

Looked like Colter forgot what he was gonna say.

[ClockShot]

I was programed to play some strip club music when Sin Cara arrived since he always had that mood lighting going on during his matches.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time to deport Sin Cara!

[Shisen Kopf]

How is Zeb Colter a heel??

[The Condor]

Colter is gold in my book.

[Keith]

"Boring" chants?!

[Droford]

Lol boring

[ClockShot]

And remember kids,



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[#1-norm-fan]

Wow, that was a really long pre-match promo. lol

[Shisen Kopf]

"Boring" chants?!

Bunch of idiots there.

[#1-norm-fan]

Didn't Vickie Guererro fire Swagger from her stable before he left?

DAMN MEXICANS!!!

[Heisenberg]

WE THE PEOPLE!!!!

[Corndad]

Is it just me or has the crowd really died out last couple segments

[Keith]

Lol boring

I didn't think this angle would wear off so fast, but...it seems to be dying.

[Droford]

Swagger wins and his America is actually a stable..

[The Condor]

3 hour RAW wreaking havoc again

[DrCrawford]

apart from the NAO segment and paul bearer tribute this just seems like a giant commercial for marine3deadmandownvariousothershittymovies

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Otunga

:lol: Kane

[Droford]

Rofl Kane lol

[Corndad]

Serious Kane is gone lol

[Droford]

Lol wtf

[Keith]

Kane wants him some chocolate.

[Volare]

THAT WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

[Droford]

The depths of hell is like the opposite of the north pole for Santa claus

[Shisen Kopf]

How long before a WWE rassler wins an Oscar?

[Keith]

Kane wants him some chocolate.

And when I say "chocolate", I'm talking 'bout some of that black ass, baby.

[ClockShot]

This gotta be really quick unless USA is giving up some extra overrun tonight.

[Keith]

This gotta be really quick unless USA is giving up some extra overrun tonight.

My guess is Undertaker will show up, maybe.

[The Condor]

Could have fit in a lot more if not for the movie previews

[Keith]

Is Heyman not with Punk anymore?

Or does Paul not want Brock to get jealous?

[Corndad]

so 11pm and no Cena other then a Video Package.

[ClockShot]

We're probably gonna get fucked again and they'll have something on that active app of theirs when the cameras stop rolling.