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ChrisHarvard01
04-11-2013, 01:39 AM
I was so relieved to hear Dwayne “is making 30 million dollars a movie. Why would he need to deal with this nonsense [wrestling]?”. I was also relieved the Rock "finally" lost a match! He wrestles what, twice a year? And somehow the WWE marks were happy as pigs in shit that he had the strap. :rofl:


I was surprised the match was actually half way decent! I can't imagine what it was like for Hogan to beat Dwayne all around that ring years ago at WM and have to job out.

But, the Hulkster is a true winner. Even when most of the world and nearly all the fans there wanted Hogan to win.

“I went down, and looked up and said, ‘You want me to fix this?’ And The Rock says, ‘Yeah, let’s fix it.’




The WWE is force feeding their fans "talents" like Orton, Shameus, and Swagger.... and bringing in Dwayne for one night a year and giving him a title? Can it get any worse? Cena is okay but not enough. Meanwhile the WWE is pissing away their best athletes. At least they finally put the title on Ziggler.


Is anyone old enough to remember Bischoff was kicking Vince's ASS in the ratings beginning when Hogan dropped the leg on Mach in 1996? AOL ran WCW in to the ground, hence this shit product we are seeing now (the WWE). At least we do have an alternative!! :y::y::y:



http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t305/Superkick42/lunapic_136564667066807_61_zps6d88e63f.jpg



This may strike a cord with this pro-WWE forum, but when I was ringside at Lockdown I didn't hear anyone chanting for the pretzel or cotton candy guy :roll:

Shadrick
04-11-2013, 01:43 AM
awesome

Shisen Kopf
04-11-2013, 01:50 AM
WWE sucks b/c they fear the ERAG match

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 01:56 AM
Just shut up and die.

ChrisHarvard01
04-11-2013, 02:07 AM
Just shut up and die.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t305/Superkick42/lunapic_136564667066807_8_zpsa6c684f5.gif

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 02:08 AM
Yup, you win

ChrisHarvard01
04-11-2013, 02:13 AM
Yup, you win

Good news, because I spent about a minute and a half making that burn. And I don't live at home with mom and dad like you do big fella, my time is valuable.

James Steele
04-11-2013, 02:46 AM
http://www.wwe.com/f/photo/image/2012/12/17_gertner.jpg

VS

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/14/11/63/14116331_ori.jpg

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 02:50 AM
Good news, because I spent about a minute and a half making that burn. And I don't live at home with mom and dad like you do big fella, my time is valuable.

Congrats yet again.

Blitz
04-11-2013, 02:52 AM
How old are you?

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 02:53 AM
Although with your douchebag smarkness, I'm guessing you live in your parents basement, haven't touched a female outside of rape, and weigh north of 300. See, it took my 10 seconds do that while at work, and I probably made more in the 10 seconds than you do in a week from your allowance.

Tb1
04-11-2013, 03:20 AM
This guys knows!!!

James Steele
04-11-2013, 05:20 AM
http://files.sharenator.com/judge_RE_You_mad_Bro-s400x300-199186-580.jpg

Savio
04-11-2013, 08:27 AM
This may strike a cord with this pro-WWE forum, but when I was ringside at Lockdown I didn't hear anyone chanting for the pretzel or cotton candy guy :roll:
You probably didn't hear any chanting at all.

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 08:52 AM
Was there even a crowd?

ron the dial
04-11-2013, 08:57 AM
yes yes it was definitely AOL that ran WCW into the ground

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 09:00 AM
AOL was behind David Arquette's World Title run.

screech
04-11-2013, 09:02 AM
They probably gave away ringside seats at Lockdown.

whiteyford
04-11-2013, 09:05 AM
I just wish these socks/trolls would actually put some effort into it.

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 09:12 AM
Fucking trolls. Hate them so much!

whiteyford
04-11-2013, 09:16 AM
It's because you're such a quiet almost delicate young man Gertner.

Bad News Gertner
04-11-2013, 09:44 AM
Well I really get upset at the lack of respect some people have for our sport.

Kane Knight
04-11-2013, 12:19 PM
AOL was behind David Arquette's World Title run.

AOL was the higher power.

Kane Knight
04-11-2013, 12:20 PM
Well I really get upset at the lack of respect some people have for our sport.

Doesn't matter. Rassling died last weekend.

Aikido
04-11-2013, 12:53 PM
Doesn't matter. Rassling died last weekend.
And was reborn on Monday.

ron the dial
04-11-2013, 12:56 PM
WWjEsus

Kane Knight
04-11-2013, 12:58 PM
WWjEsus

Good Friday Night Smackdown.

Big Vic
04-11-2013, 02:30 PM
AOL was the higher power.
AOL was in the White Hummer

Kane Knight
04-11-2013, 05:09 PM
AOL raised the briefcase.

Vastardikai
04-11-2013, 09:50 PM
AOL still remembers.

Kane Knight
04-11-2013, 11:38 PM
AOL was the mystery GM...

What? That was resolved?

Hornswoggle?

Really?

ChrisHarvard01
04-11-2013, 11:47 PM
Was there even a crowd?

It was a great turn out! I had to tip some vendor an extra ten bucks on his break to go get me some Hogan gear because the vendor lines throughout the Alamo Dome were so deep all night and I didn't want to miss any beer drinking or matches.


They probably gave away ringside seats at Lockdown.

No way, man. The place was packed. TNA wrestling is the real deal. Me and some other dudes had to kick out people that were trying to mooch in from the cheap seats. I think some of the fans thought you WWE guys' homeboy D'Lo might paralyze another wrestler for life so they wanted to be close.

ChrisHarvard01
04-11-2013, 11:55 PM
You probably didn't hear any chanting at all.


Not sure about what was going on in the entire arena. I was so close to the ring, I couldn't hear chants 100+ rows up. I was with some ECW guys so we mainly chanted "we want blood", and "we want tables". We did not get either of those, but this is the PG era of wrestling, so whatever.


Never thought of chanting "we are awesome". If I was bored as fuck at Raw is not war everyone probably would have.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 12:45 AM
TNA is losing millions of dollars taking Impact on the road. REAL FUCKING DEAL RIGHT THERE!

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-12-2013, 12:48 AM
Howard Johnson is right!

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 01:13 AM
Good news, because I spent about a minute and a half making that burn. And I don't live at home with mom and dad like you do big fella, my time is valuable.

I was so relieved to hear Dwayne “is making 30 million dollars a movie. Why would he need to deal with this nonsense [wrestling]?”. I was also relieved the Rock "finally" lost a match! He wrestles what, twice a year? And somehow the WWE marks were happy as pigs in shit that he had the strap. :rofl:


I was surprised the match was actually half way decent! I can't imagine what it was like for Hogan to beat Dwayne all around that ring years ago at WM and have to job out.

But, the Hulkster is a true winner. Even when most of the world and nearly all the fans there wanted Hogan to win.

“I went down, and looked up and said, ‘You want me to fix this?’ And The Rock says, ‘Yeah, let’s fix it.’




The WWE is force feeding their fans "talents" like Orton, Shameus, and Swagger.... and bringing in Dwayne for one night a year and giving him a title? Can it get any worse? Cena is okay but not enough. Meanwhile the WWE is pissing away their best athletes. At least they finally put the title on Ziggler.


Is anyone old enough to remember Bischoff was kicking Vince's ASS in the ratings beginning when Hogan dropped the leg on Mach in 1996? AOL ran WCW in to the ground, hence this shit product we are seeing now (the WWE). At least we do have an alternative!! :y::y::y:



http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t305/Superkick42/lunapic_136564667066807_61_zps6d88e63f.jpg



This may strike a cord with this pro-WWE forum, but when I was ringside at Lockdown I didn't hear anyone chanting for the pretzel or cotton candy guy :roll:

seems valuable

ChrisHarvard01
04-12-2013, 01:14 AM
TNA is losing millions of dollars taking Impact on the road. REAL FUCKING DEAL RIGHT THERE!

They don't have the funds. WWE has a large bankroll, despite their horrid 7 dollar a share rate on NASDAQ. WWE used to be a consistent 15 dollar stock. Be that as it may, no promotion has WWE-style money.

TNA has a very limited bankroll. Superior creative writing talent and the best athletic wrestlers do not necessarily make a successful business. WCW and TNA are currently proof of that.

Hopefully TNA can overcome their money woes. This shit is expensive. Even with the greatest wrestler to ever live as their on-screen GM they are still hurting for money. No one has WWE/Vince McMahon money in this business.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 01:16 AM
They don't have the funds. WWE has a large bankroll, despite their horrid 7 dollar a share rate on NASDAQ. WWE used to be a consistent 15 dollar stock. Be that as it may, no promotion has WWE-style money.

TNA has a very limited bankroll. Superior creative writing talent and the best athletic wrestlers do not necessarily make a successful business. WCW and TNA are currently proof of that.

Hopefully TNA can overcome their money woes. This shit is expensive. Even with the greatest wrestler to ever live as their on-screen GM they are still hurting for money. No one has WWE/Vince McMahon money in this business.

you should google "wcw ted turner" before continuing

ChrisHarvard01
04-12-2013, 01:17 AM
seems valuable

:wtf:

Haha. How many WPM do you type? Did you want a time quote on the initial post? Not quite sure what your getting at fella.

I'm just glad you could make a contribution. It's obvious you are very sharp. :rofl:

ChrisHarvard01
04-12-2013, 01:18 AM
you should google "wcw ted turner" before continuing


AOL, pal.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 01:20 AM
my time is way too valuable to test my typing speed

ChrisHarvard01
04-12-2013, 01:22 AM
my time is way too valuable to test my typing speed

Ok. I'll give you that one, man. :y:

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 01:49 AM
AOL, pal.


Are you that retarded?

ChrisHarvard01
04-12-2013, 02:03 AM
you should google "wcw ted turner" before continuing



AOL, pal.




Are you that retarded?





Gertner, you STUPID FUCK! It's a good thing you're on the right [WWE] side!


Why do posters treat you as a cognitive person, here at TPWW forums?



You are a clueless, dumb, bastard.



If you weren't such a huge WWF mark you would be MAULED right out of here because you are a trolling worm.





WWF spoke to the new AOL Time Warner about acquiring the WCW brand.



Jamie Kellner was handed control over the Turner Broadcasting division, and deemed WCW wrestling to be out of line with their image.



As a result, WCW programming was cancelled on both TBS and TNT, leaving Vince McMahon's company, which at the time had an exclusive deal with Viacom, free to acquire the trademarks, video libraries and a few contracts.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 02:20 AM
what about the 12 of the 13 years that wcw existed that turner owned it

cause time warner (or aol) only owned it for the last year of it's existence

and even then they were hemorrhaging money

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 02:20 AM
So it was AOL who made David Arquette champ, wasted money on KISS, let the Radicals go, allowed Hogan creative control, hired Russo? AOL put it out of its misery and if you're that stupid then I feel sorry for you bitch.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:07 AM
Hey Kiss were huge in the late 90s...right?

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:08 AM
And No Limit Soldiers, c'mon, that was a license to print money right there.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:08 AM
You want the best! Well WCW got the best!

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:09 AM
And they gave Ted Dibiase all that money to stay home because he would have turned the tide back to WWF if he were allowed to go back and manage the Ringmaster again.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:09 AM
And No Limit Soldiers, c'mon, that was a license to print money right there.

Million dollars for the NLS. Definitely AOL's fault.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:11 AM
Lol I found my old TRU cd and listened to Hoodie Hoo in my car last week. Was pretty embarassed listening to it until I discovered my gf has Master P's Ghetto Postage cd

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:13 AM
Million dollars for the NLS. Definitely AOL's fault.

The worst part was, that with a southern audience, they wouldn't switch the heel/face roles with West Texas Rednecks who were over. Fucking AOL booking.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:16 AM
Remember when Jamie Kellner from AOL booked that Judy Bagwell on a pole match.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:17 AM
Everyone shits on that but it'd draw now.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:17 AM
Ahead of their time.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:30 AM
Like Gorgeous George in the 1960's

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:30 AM
Or OCW today.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 07:32 AM
50 years from now OCW will be ahead of its time.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 07:35 AM
50 years seems optimistic.

ron the dial
04-12-2013, 10:49 AM
NO GUYS IT WAS FUCKING AOL OK JESUS DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 10:59 AM
Lol I found my old TRU cd and listened to Hoodie Hoo in my car last week. Was pretty embarassed listening to it until I discovered my gf has Master P's Ghetto Postage cd

original hoody hoo was performed by outkast on southernplayalisticcadillacmusik

ron the dial
04-12-2013, 11:01 AM
i still have my master p "da last don" cd somewhere in a box. probably not worth finding.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 11:03 AM
I've never heard Master P, I feel like that will sully me in the eyes of Krispy.

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 11:05 AM
Pretty sure I was the only person in my vicinity listening to Juvenile's "Project English" album.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 11:05 AM
Ice Cream Man, True, and Tru To Da Game are all classics

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 11:05 AM
I listen to Lil' Jon in the comforts of my own car still, not ashamed one bit

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 11:06 AM
Heisenberg, what is your opinion on Adam West as Batman?

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 11:07 AM
original hoody hoo was performed by outkast on southernplayalisticcadillacmusik

TRU did it way better. How you like me now gold teeth when I smile, try to take me out the ghetto but I still buck wild

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 11:07 AM
He is a nice old man, and a great mayor. I spent my time in the old days watching Mork and Mindy, I am a Bale fan

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 11:08 AM
Would you say he was a terrible Batman? Mork & Mindy proves cocaine works.

DaveBrawl
04-12-2013, 11:08 AM
Heisenberg, what is your opinion on Adam West as Batman?
So that's how it's going to be?

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 11:10 AM
You don't bring a knife to a gun fight DaveBrawl, Connery taught us that.

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 11:11 AM
Would you say he was a terrible Batman? Mork & Mindy proves cocaine works.

On par with Clooney's run of shit, Keaton and Bale are my favorite fuckin' Batman portrayers.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 11:11 AM
You are a man of impeccable taste sir.

Bad News Gertner
04-12-2013, 11:13 AM
Val Kilmer was the best Batman

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 11:16 AM
TRU, here is a song from him and P that has a nice beat, but the lyrics are just terrible. Just asking where you're from and the N word every 2 seconds in the chorus.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Va3yGqOLAB8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Where you from nigga? Suburbs NIGGA!!

Black Widow
04-12-2013, 11:47 AM
Seems Legit. Though Rock has already confrimed he'd be at WM 30.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 11:57 AM
TRU, here is a song from him and P that has a nice beat, but the lyrics are just terrible. Just asking where you're from and the N word every 2 seconds in the chorus.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Va3yGqOLAB8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Where you from nigga? Suburbs NIGGA!!

Tru was a group that consisted of Master P, Silk the Shocker, and C-Murder..

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 11:58 AM
The Real Untouchables

Heisenberg
04-12-2013, 12:00 PM
Ahh, Silk and C are in prison so much, that I created an imaginary person. Explains a lot.

Always wondered that, never bothered to research it.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 12:09 PM
It was funny, when C-Murder was found guilty of homicide, Jon Steward on the Daily Show was like "he should have named himself C-Acquittal"..

lol:(

James Steele
04-12-2013, 12:09 PM
God, I hate rap music.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 12:10 PM
that's because you are horrible

James Steele
04-12-2013, 12:11 PM
Not quite.

Kris P Lettus
04-12-2013, 12:13 PM
very much so

Corporate CockSnogger
04-12-2013, 12:53 PM
Heisenberg has made an enemy of Team Adam West on this day.

whiteyford
04-12-2013, 12:54 PM
Pffft, you just better make peace with whatever Gods you worship now.

Kane Knight
04-12-2013, 01:56 PM
NO GUYS IT WAS FUCKING AOL OK JESUS DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING

Too Shay

Rhaps
04-13-2013, 07:10 PM
Sometimes I forget how awesome this forum is. This whole thread is genius. *disappears again not to post for another month*

owenbrown
04-13-2013, 07:16 PM
fucking muties

ChrisHarvard01
04-14-2013, 12:59 AM
I suppose I should have expected this nonsensical behavior.

I walked in to a WWE mark forum gun fight. Keep cheering the pretzel guy, I suppose.



One last question, though. And this question is for the whole forum.




Last week at Raw [is no longer war]... when the WWE nation was chanting "one more chair"..........



Could you imagine being at the Asylum and the fans chanting "one more chair".... but no one was wrestling or doing anything for that matter? :shifty:

ron the dial
04-14-2013, 01:02 AM
i'm not a wwe mark. you're just an idiot.

owenbrown
04-14-2013, 01:35 AM
next this guy is going to start calling us "sheep" and overuse the comma,,, :shifty:

ChrisHarvard01
04-14-2013, 01:55 AM
i'm not a wwe mark. you're just an idiot.


Bullshit.

ron the dial
04-14-2013, 01:56 AM
you provided the evidence.

ChrisHarvard01
04-14-2013, 02:04 AM
you provided the evidence.

I didn't provide WCW and Hogan changing the face of wrestling in 1996 when your Raw ratings started to decline. It's too bad you have resentful feelings about that.

ron the dial
04-14-2013, 02:05 AM
go ahead and latch onto your fantasy about my fandom, genius :y:

ChrisHarvard01
04-14-2013, 02:07 AM
I heard the Rock is going to wrestle 2 or 3 additional matches this year, so it will be okay.

The Rock saves all. It doesn't matter his work ethic. Basckstage, he's got everyone's respect......

Kane Knight
04-14-2013, 02:16 AM
i'm not a wwe mark. you're just an idiot.

Admit it, WeX, you love Double Double E.

ron the dial
04-14-2013, 02:18 AM
it's been 7 hours and 15 days
since WWE took its love away

Bad News Gertner
04-14-2013, 08:37 AM
I was a huge WCW mark until they closed shop. So thereeeeeeeee ya go.

Bad News Gertner
04-14-2013, 08:40 AM
Nice 0.93 rating by the way.