Quarterfinals Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny: 1.Trish Stratus vs 3 Maria

[Bad News Gertner]

Ugh....a dark day in the sport as Kaitlyn knocked off Maryse to reach the quarterfinals with a record combined 102 votes. The quarterfinals kick off with the highly anticipated match between 1 seed Trish and 3 seed Maria. Keep voting!

1. Trish

vs

3. Maria

[Bad News Gertner]

This is either going to comedown to the final vote or Trish will destroy Maria.

[The Condor]

Trish the dish

[Lock Jaw]

Maria > Blonde Trish

Brunette Trish > Maria

[Asmo]

Another tough one. Damn.

[Arrogance]

Jesus, it's like picking between an Aston Martin and a Ferrari.

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna go with Maria I guess, since Trish is more "known" as a blonde. Conflicted, though. This is why I wanted both blonde and brunette Trish to be in this separately.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol it's personal preference

[Bad News Gertner]

Neither was my favourite during their time. Went with Maria. Trish always had the face of a 40 year old woman, although that body was amazing.

[whiteyford]

I wonder what kind of 40yo men you know.

[Immortal Moose]

Close but Trish

[Bad News Gertner]

I wonder what kind of 40yo men you know.

I'm currently in an orgy of 40 year old women

[whiteyford]

You changed that, I'm onto you Gertie.

[Bad News Gertner]

Owenbrown modded me

[Shadrick]

Trish.

[#1-norm-fan]

I went with Trish though I kinda wanna see Maria pull off the upset and officially make this thing unpredictable.

[Skippord]

Trish, just barely.

[Rammsteinmad]

Trish should win this damn thing!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Trish for sure, although Maria's amazing. Could see the "she's just fake tits and blonde hair, ugh so generic!" people voting against Trish to "go against the grain" here, although she was a really good wrestler as well as looking good so she probably gets the nerd vote after all.

[Bad News Gertner]

All those people who hate fake tits have never felt any. They are amazing.

[Ruien]

Everyone who voted for Trish should have your penis chopped off. Maria is a goddess.

[VSG]

Maria > Blonde Trish

Brunette Trish > Maria

Lock Jaw knows.

[ron the dial]

even with my unrelenting love for redheads, any trish is better than maria.

[Ruien]

At least 7 of those Trish voters are sock accounts.

[Ruien]

I demand a recount! This is almost as bad as Iggy not letting Jessica Alba back into the "Who would you rather fuck" game!

[Corndad]

This should be almost a Final. You can't go wrong with either pick here, gonna go with Trish though. She gets hotter with age.

[Innovator]

The real question is blonde Trish with implants vs. brunette Trish without them

[ron the dial]

without. always without.

[Nicky Fives]

Trish.... more of a nostalgia vote.....

[XCaliber]

Trish for sure how Maria defeated Torrie Wilson is beyond me.

[Arrogance]

Ended up going with Trish. I'm kind of surprised this is a blowout though, as it's way harder than Maryse/Kaitlyn...was TPWW in New Jersey for that vote? What the fuck?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Trish for sure how Maria defeated Torrie Wilson is beyond me.

Hot but Generic Blonde Vs. Very hot not-generic brunette. Also she fucked Aroid :n: and Mitch :n: and Kidman :n:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Both are hot, but I'm voting for Maria because she is so god damn adorable I can't stand it.

One of the only women on earth who can pull off the duck face

[CSL]

must be rough for any birds trying to get slickdamo into bed/the notches on his bedpost must read like an FHM all time top female 50, always a multitude of minor complaints about various desired-worldwide females. The poor ladies.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Might go back once all this is done and compile all of his posts so I can see what not to look for in a female.

Fake boobs? Not a chance.
Blonde hair? Generic. Wants to look like a Barbie doll. Ew.
In really great shape? Anorexic, disgusting.
Been in a past relationship with another man? Slut! I don't even want to look at her.

[The Rogerer]

You can't make up for THE X FACTOR. It's what Maryse lacks and why she lost. The reason I joke about her being a beard for deviants is half true in my book. She has lots of great attributes but they don't combine into that 'spark' somehow. That's why I'd say that people who like her are ticking off a checklist.

[The Jayman]

Might go back once all this is done and compile all of his posts so I can see what not to look for in a female.

Fake boobs? Not a chance.
Blonde hair? Generic. Wants to look like a Barbie doll. Ew.
In really great shape? Anorexic, disgusting.
Been in a past relationship with another man? Slut! I don't even want to look at her.

I think it would come down to you just need to look for another man

[CSL]

You can't make up for THE X FACTOR. It's what Maryse lacks and why she lost. The reason I joke about her being a beard for deviants is half true in my book. She has lots of great attributes but they don't combine into that 'spark' somehow. That's why I'd say that people who like her are ticking off a checklist.

or things like "taste in women" could be, you know, entirely subjective http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

[CSL]

Might go back once all this is done and compile all of his posts so I can see what not to look for in a female.

Fake boobs? Not a chance.
Blonde hair? Generic. Wants to look like a Barbie doll. Ew.
In really great shape? Anorexic, disgusting.
Been in a past relationship with another man? Slut! I don't even want to look at her.

yeah, the past relationship, especially with somebody even mildly in the public eye, appears to be a big no-no. Must be rough on slickdamo finding a delightful 10 with that criteria alone, let alone the rest :(

[VSG]

Totally virgin territory for the STD :lol:

[MoFo]

Maria b/c she has n00dz, praise the lawd

http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/881/881879/maria-kanellis-20080616094858787.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

must be rough for any birds trying to get slickdamo into bed/the notches on his bedpost must read like an FHM all time top female 50, always a multitude of minor complaints about various desired-worldwide females. The poor ladies.

I have stated no complaints. I'm not a "3/10 would not bang" and your assumption of that is ludicrous. I just like brunettes more than blondes.

[CSL]

makes you pull a face like you've just bitten into a particularly tangy lemon

[Lock Jaw]

Maria b/c she has n00dz, praise the lawd

This is a compelling argument. How can you know to vote for Trish when you have never seen her vag?

*Last thread's argument*

[Heisenberg]

http://tvsourcemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/images/wrestling/stills/2012/impact_060712_x01.jpg

Dixie, this tournament is not for you, we can't have you invading threads like this and offering cookies and contracts. Knock that piss off already, gawd!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Can't even use the Clooney theory with this guy

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/wp-content/gallery/trish-with-husband/004.jpg
http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/wp-content/gallery/trish-with-husband/003.jpg

[CSL]

I wonder if he gets the :y: or :n: from ol' slickdamo

[ron the dial]

is that her husband? good lord there is hope for most of us yet.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

This is a compelling argument. How can you know to vote for Trish when you have never seen her vag?

*Last thread's argument*

that wasn't a real argument you know

[Emperor Smeat]

Trish

[Lock Jaw]

that wasn't a real argument you know

I have been living my life on a lie then. :foc:

[Lock Jaw]

Trish's husband doesn't even have a beard. He must be rich.

Or what James Steele said.

[James Steele]

Trish said they were high school sweethearts. Maybe he hasn't aged gracefully due to all the stress of his fucking insanely smokin' hot wife becoming famous and traveling the world with a shitload of attractive men.

[ron the dial]

http://www.pwpix.net/images/couples/trish-stratus-husband/gallery1/005.jpg

[James Steele]

Ok. He is hung like a tyrannosaurus rex.

[VSG]

High school sweethearts, Jimmy Steele. That kinda negates any logic.

[stultiloquy]

Keep thinking I should vote opposite to Trish in an effort to keep her from continuously steamrolling over the competition...but then you guys post that picture of Trish in the gym.

[Frank Drebin]

That's a sex dungeon actually.

[Innovator]

Keep in mind that Trish is Canadian. You cannot take American girl logic and apply it to her.

[Lock Jaw]

Two words: RHINO COCK

http://tnawrestlingfandotcom.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rhino.jpg

[James Steele]

GORE! GORE! GORE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HE HAS LITERALLY BROKEN HER IN HALF AND SHATTERED HER PELVIS! BY GOD, TRISH STRATUS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

[stultiloquy]

That's a sex dungeon actually.

Well, that just means she has my vote next round too.

[Majunior]

All those people who hate fake tits have never felt any. They are amazing.

That is so true!

[Curd]

I voted Trish for her muscles. :)

[The Rogerer]

Maria b/c she has n00dz, praise the lawdYou see the level of the mind we are dealing with here

[MoFo]

Shut up The Rogerer, you think Maryse is ugly you spastic

[MoFo]

Go and use long words you dont know the meaning of in discussion forum to feel all clever, you dont belong in rasslin forum.

[Next Big Thing]

Can't wait for the inevitable Trish vs. Stacy. It's going to be a slobberknocker.

[Wishbone]

Voted Trish, but Maria gets an honorable mention as I'd have probably voted her over some of the others in the tournament that are still in.

[Bad News Gertner]

Sunny vs Lita will be up Sunday night.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, fuck. I see where that one's gonna go already. I don't like it.

[Rasslin' Fan 29]

Sunny vs Lita will be up Sunday night.
Sounds like a mismatch!

[Curtis]

HerE I drew them

http://s23.postimg.org/7fvyjgr07/Maria.jpg
http://s23.postimg.org/u4q7g5epj/Trish.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

Based on these new pics, I change my vote to Maria.

[Bad News Gertner]

Yeah this kind of changes everything.

[Shisen Kopf]

HerE I drew them

http://s23.postimg.org/7fvyjgr07/Maria.jpg
http://s23.postimg.org/u4q7g5epj/Trish.jpg

Trish has better lips.

[Black Widow]

trish.

[Skippord]

Might go back once all this is done and compile all of his posts so I can see what not to look for in a female.

Fake boobs? Not a chance.
Blonde hair? Generic. Wants to look like a Barbie doll. Ew.
In really great shape? Anorexic, disgusting.
Been in a past relationship with another man? Slut! I don't even want to look at her.
Compile Shadow's posts about girls he'd rather F*#k also

bet most of them are because of things they've done in their movies.