Resident Evil 7

[Ermaximus]

Just saw the picture for this. Not sure what to think. Consider this a joint Kalyx/Ermaximus thread. More to follow, once I can post from a computer and not my phone.

[Curtis]

Resident Evil 7 should be called,

"Resident Evil 7 : Ashley's Quest". It brings back Ashley from Resident Evil 4 and you have to play her as she infiltrated Umbrella headquarters in Boise, Idaho. She cant use any weapons and Leon is not around to help her. In this new style of horror game, you need to use your wit and the environment to get around the zombies and monsters and defeat Umbrella once and for all.

Instead of combat, Ashley's Quest will focus on puzzle solving, quick time events, and dialogue options as well as stealth. Ashley can't fight, so you will need to sneak past zombies, lure demon dogs into pits of spikes and defeat Tyrants and other monsters by outsmarting them!

[Ermaximus]

That is not PrettyCool Curtis. Ashley was a horrible RE character.

[The Jayman]

Will this joint Kalyx/Ermaximus thread feature an EPIC DRUNK TEXT??

[VSG]

As long as there is no sexting in here.

[The Jayman]

sexting is always allowed

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well, at least it’s not another Dynasty Warriors game.

[Ermaximus]

What's wrong with DW DAMN iNATOR?

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's always the same crap every single game just with a new number “Oh, look how not at all different Dynasty Warriors 1,000,000 is from Dynasty Warriors 999,999!” except they never are. At all.

They’ve put out 8 of those things. You’d think they’d have come up with something better than “just stand around while you get surrounded by thousands of enemies at once and just try and hack-and-slash through them”, but it seems they haven’t.

PS - Crap. I just saw that Dynasty Warriors 8 releases in most of the world excluding Japan (which got it in Feb.) in July. :nono:

[Drakul]

It's always the same crap every single game just with a new number

You just summed up the last 10 years of mainstream gaming.

[Blitz]

Damninator hating Dynasty Warriors further shows what a complete ponce he is. Unsurprising.

[Drakul]

DW is fun for 5 minutes, for me. Then it get's boring. I have'nt played it sinc the PS2 so maybe things have changed.

[Tommy Gunn]

They should remake the 1st three games like they did for Resident Evil on gamecube.

I haven't played 6 yet, I may skip it and just move on to Revelations.

[Curtis]

Ive stopped at #5. I loved 4 but Resident Evil 5 was HORRIBLE. Have not tried 6 but it looks like more of 5.
I wish they remade RE: Nemesis.

[Kalyx triaD]

Though disappointed with RE6, I'm still a die-hard RE guy and I will bring any all news about this new entry should it come to light. With Capcom scaling their horrible practices of this passing gen, perhaps RE7 will be a return to form.

[Kalyx triaD]

No more drunk texting, though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damninator hating Dynasty Warriors further shows what a complete ponce he is. Unsurprising.

Oh, please let me humbly apologize for hating a button-mashing video game series that is the epitome of repetitiveness...

[Kalyx triaD]

DW is terrible, sorry. Don't hate it but I never liked it.

[Blitz]

Lotta ponces in this thread

[DAMN iNATOR]

and here's another!

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081102125950/pirates/images/d/d6/Juan_Ponce_de_Leon.jpg

[VSG]

lol

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.screwattack.com/sites/default/files/images/News/2013/0520/ResidentEvil7.jpg

Assuming that poster is true, looks like it might be a direct sequel to RE 6 with the way the number looks.

[Kalyx triaD]

War in the tagline. Great.

[Ermaximus]

At least the logo doesn't look like a lady blowing a giraffe like 6 did.

[Drakul]

Any chance "The war ends now" means it could be the last RE game? Maybe just with the current cast of characters?

Probably get a reboot, next.

[Ermaximus]

Any chance "The war ends now" means it could be the last RE game? Maybe just with the current cast of characters?

Probably get a reboot, next.

No, it just means Capcom will not give a shit and put Frank West and Chuck Green in this game just because they can.

[Ultra Mantis]

At least the logo doesn't look like a lady blowing a giraffe like 6 did.

If you squint, the top of the 7 looks a bit like a cock and balls. A cock and balls being thrust into the face of a giraffe.

[Ermaximus]

DAMN YOU! NOW I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!

[Ultra Mantis]

I'm convinced they are doing it on purpose. The cover art guy must be really into giraffes or something.

[Ermaximus]

Wait, has anyone seen Pintint in a while?