Former Power Ranger wants to fight CM Punk

[slik]

MMA Fighter and former Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger Jason David Frank was asked about a challenge he made back in July to CM Punk to an MMA fight.

“Let’s get that going. I love CM Punk, he’s a really nice guy. But he did say in his panel that he would fight me and you can’t say that in the fighting world if you don’t mean that you’d fight me. Let’s get a contract going!”

In the video below is footage from an earlier autograph session where the former Power Ranger talks about his love for WWE and how he’d like to fight Punk.


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[The Naitch]

the green ranger always had the coolest uniform

[The Naitch]

i always liked the pink ranger, jerked off to her a few times, back in the day

[slik]

I'm hoping he debuts as the newest Paul Heyman guy at HIAC and costs Punk the match.

Also hoping Paul Heyman starts wandering around the ring dressed as Rita Repulsa.

[road doggy dogg]

isn't this story like 4 years old colon rant colon

[The Naitch]

probably gonna make this match at this coming WrestleMania, middle of the card right after or before a women's championship match

[Theo Dious]

"Let's get a contract going." :roll: Contracts are for mob hitmen. You wanna fight a sports entertainer, you jump the rail and beat him down in the ring. Fuckin' mark.

[Poit]

Also hoping Paul Heyman starts wandering around the ring dressed as Rita Repulsa.

Complete with conical breast... things.

[dronepool]

This would be awesome.

[el bobbo]

I'm hoping he debuts as the newest Paul Heyman guy at HIAC and costs Punk the match.

Also hoping Paul Heyman starts wandering around the ring dressed as Rita Repulsa.

It's all about Lord Zedd, man.

[dronepool]

Paul could be Ivan Ooze

[voncouch]

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It's Ryback! Feed Him More!

[scatterbrain28]

Sounds like fun. Could do it for an autism charity.

"I didn't want to do wrestling because I'd be in spandex" LOL.

[Heyman]

I'm hoping he debuts as the newest Paul Heyman guy at HIAC and costs Punk the match.

Also hoping Paul Heyman starts wandering around the ring dressed as Rita Repulsa.

Whenever Tommy stars losing in his wrestling matches, he should play the 'DragonZord' theme on his flute/recorder.

Someone dressed up in a DragonZord mascot then comes out and attacks Tommy's opponent and thus, helping Tommy win. It would garner mad heel heat brah.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Can't blame the guy for trying to stay relevant. At least he's not being a dick.

[Heyman]

Can't blame the guy for trying to stay relevant. At least he's not being a dick.

Was that a subtle shot at me brah?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahaha, not even a little bit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

We call them "quiet shots", btw.

[Heyman]

You might be interested to know that one of my first ever masturbatory experiences in life came with the mental image of The Pink Ranger Kimberley wearing a Pink Tanktop.

At the time, my penis was incapable of producing semen, but it was technically one of my first ever masturbation sessions.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was very interested to know that. Thank you.

[Bad News Gertner]

You might be interested to know that one of my first ever masturbatory experiences in life came with the mental image of The Pink Ranger Kimberley wearing a Pink Tanktop.

At the time, my penis was incapable of producing semen, but it was technically one of my first ever masturbation sessions.

I've met Pink Ranger. My girlfriend's brother in law did the sound on a show she was on for 4 years.

[Heyman]

I've met Pink Ranger. My girlfriend's brother in law did the sound on a show she was on for 4 years.

Is she just as hot in real life?

Man - those were the days. When my penis was finally capable of producing semen in 1995, the semen from my penis used to flow like champagne after I'd get through thinking of Kimberly. :love: Hot nights indeed. Had a dream once where she rubbed my cock with her feet.

[Bad News Gertner]

Amy Jo Johnson

She sure as hell is

[Black Widow]

What would be the co main event?



Bulk & Skull vs Brodus clay & santino

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

yes

[dronepool]

You know, watching MMPR on Netflix Bulk and Skull had a cool fashion sense compared to the very early 90's looking style the Rangers had.

[RaginRonic]

Amy Jo Johnson

She sure as hell is

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Something like this?

=P

[Kane Knight]

Can't blame the guy for trying to stay relevant. At least he's not being a dick.

That would be a first.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm interesting in seeing CM Punk vs. The Green Ranger in a wrestling match, as well as reading more about Heyman's sex life and hearing more about Gertner's meeting with Amy Jo Johnson.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wonder how often she gets told she was a guy's first masturbation fantasy. She's probably desensitized to the idea and just imagines that every guy she meets has jerked it to her.

[Poit]

Also hoping Paul Heyman starts wandering around the ring dressed as Rita Repulsa.

I thought about this post on Monday when Heyman referred to Ryback as "my monster".

[Lock Jaw]

I hope in the Hell in a Cell match, Heyman throws a Kendo Stick at Ryback and yells "MAKE MY MONSTER GRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I hope in the Hell in a Cell match, Heyman throws a Kendo Stick at Ryback and yells "MAKE MY MONSTER GRRRROOOOOOOWWWWW"

that's what anybody thrilla says to any girl he's getting to give him a handjob

[Shadrick]

this thread is full of so much fuckin win

[Fignuts]

I really want to have sex with Amy Jo Johnson.