Champion of the Wrestling Forum - Quarter Finals - Thread Title Held in Abeyance Pending Lawsuit

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SPECIAL GRUDGE MATCH EDITION
They asked and pleaded for it so fuck it, these 2 were not drawn out of a hat, but will go head to head, toe to toe and boner to boner.

Gertner V NoJabbaNoBogRoll

http://i28.tinypic.com/9ir3uq.jpg

I know that it's a break from tradition for this wonderful tournament, but I fail to give a shit. <s>PM owenbrown if you don't like it using the subject title "Bolivian Cock To Pleasure"</s> Damn lawsuits restricting my creativity.

As for the rest of the, uh, "competitors" for the king of the muties:

Iginfest V Smelly Meatball
whiteyford V Lock Jaw
Poit V Heisenberg

Sorry lads, there are no easy matchups anymore

[screech]

Hey I read that top part and did not appreciate your suggestion, no matter how polite it may have been.

[Savio]

Me 2 :(

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Let's see who the TPWW wrestling forum values more highly.

A horrible contrarian troll who bullies and drives people away with vile, hate-filled, harrassment...

Or... the man who has elevated TPWW, and its wrestling forum, with the hugely popular and successful "Tables, Ladders, & Podcast".

[screech]

I once again did not look at the choices before voting #America

[Savio]

No one should vote for Iginfest (he is a no good dirty rotten cheater who doesn't even post in this forum.)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That's completely slanderous. I do so post in this forum.

[Heisenberg]

I am the man that has brought legitimacy to drop kicks and other assorted finishers.

Poit, we are good friends, no doubt, but this round we must put our friendship aside for a battle.

Two men enter, one man dies.










And Stuff

[Heisenberg]

Poit will probably kill me off anyways, then I can finally leave this place a defeated, rotting carcass of an existence, destined to move on to another platform of wrestling talk.

Could you imagine being locked away in a tomb only to resurface hundreds of years later and discover that ppl communicate via grappling and mic talk?

[VSG]

Let's just make Poit the Queen of the Forum and call this quits, no?

[Heisenberg]

No, we must settle this, he must go through me and it will complete my death sequence from this forum, this must happen

[Heisenberg]

I remember that one time we did a podcast together and Poit bought someone to come over to my house and throw an Appletini in my fuckin' face.

Mad heel heat

[DaveBrawl]

Iginfest voting for himself in the last round makes it hard to vote for him again, but I'm a forgiving person.

[The Condor]

Give me dropkicks or give me death!

[Heisenberg]

It's been a tremendous run, ***insert memories package***

[Bad News Gertner]

Let's see who the TPWW wrestling forum values more highly.

A horrible contrarian troll who bullies and drives people away with vile, hate-filled, harrassment...

Or... the man who has elevated TPWW, and its wrestling forum, with the hugely popular and successful "Tables, Ladders, & Podcast".

A poster who comments on every thread with wonderful insight, posts thought provoking threads, bring up interesting tidbits from the past, or a poster who does nothing but posts podcasts and doesn't contribute in any way.

Btw I have a podcast in the works.

The PULSE of TPWW: Gertner

[Bad News Gertner]

Oh and who posted the Matt Striker shoot. Exactly. Your best friend Gertner.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

A poster who comments on every thread, "hating" on whatever we are currently enjoying, and belittling its potential, so as to elicit reactions and attention from other posters.

Or a poster who has used his podcast to give voices to the voiceless of TPWW.

[Seth82]

A poster who comments on every thread with wonderful insight, posts thought provoking threads, bring up interesting tidbits from the past, or a poster who does nothing but posts podcasts and doesn't contribute in any way.

Btw I have a podcast in the works.

The PULSE of TPWW: Gertner

Agreed

you really do know what you're talking about and contribute greatly to the wrestling forums.

I'm not saying that just because you and I are putting together our own podcast either.

don't worry jabs it won't be competition to your show as we'll be discussing the past with the various wrestling territories.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Competition for TLP would be great. I'd encourage everybody to make their voice heard.

[Cool King]

whiteyford V Lock Jaw

God damnit. :(

[Cool King]

No one should vote for Iginfest (he is a no good dirty rotten cheater who doesn't even post in this forum.)

Well, to be fair, he does post in this forum but he just doesn't really watch much wrestling, judging by some of his posts.

It would be terrible to have the champion of this forum be someone who doesn't really watch what the forum is all about. It's like me being champion of the MMA forum even though I don't really watch any MMA.

[Poit]

Poit will probably kill me off anyways, then I can finally leave this place a defeated, rotting carcass of an existence, destined to move on to another platform of wrestling talk.

Killing you with kindness. :kiss:

[Heisenberg]

The card so far, storyline-wise:

Gertner v.s. NoJabbaNoBogRoll

Battle of the Voices


Heisenberg v.s. Poit



Heisenberg must leave TPWW if he fails


whiteyford v.s. LockJaw



East meets West



Iginfest v.s. SmellyMeatball



Gif Killer meets friendly pic/gifer

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Well, to be fair, he does post in this forum but he just doesn't really watch much wrestling, judging by some of his posts.

It would be terrible to have the champion of this forum be someone who doesn't really watch what the forum is all about. It's like me being champion of the MMA forum even though I don't really watch any MMA.

Hey now. Just earlier this very day I watched a video Hasney posted.

[whiteyford]

Ugggh.

[whiteyford]

Think that's been my stance in every round though.

[Poit]

Heisenberg v.s. Poit



Heisenberg must leave TPWW if he fails

Heisenberg, you're the one who asked for that stipulation. I'm not responsible for what may happen to you when we get in the ring.

Poit as Champion of the Wrestling Forum is what's best for business.

[Heisenberg]

I don't wish ill will on you, I wished that on myself.



Tune in 8/7 CT to find out

[Lock Jaw]

I like whiteyford. I think he's a good poster. But my avatar's eye lasers will definitely make orphans of his avatar dinosaur's children.

[Bad News Gertner]

A poster who comments on every thread, "hating" on whatever we are currently enjoying, and belittling its potential, so as to elicit reactions and attention from other posters.

Or a poster who has used his podcast to give voices to the voiceless of TPWW.

Show the last time I've done that. Go right ahead.

[whiteyford]

Lock Jaws avatar couldn't pass a piss test, say no to drugs, say yes to adorable dinosaurs.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If y'all like big ole titties gimme a hell yeah!!!

Wrestling reference.

Vote for me.

[Heisenberg]

A vote against me is a vote for spitting on Shark Boy, damn them!!!

[Poit]

Don't sharks need moisture? Isn't it a kindness to spit on Shark Boy?

A vote for Poit is a vote for the continued survival of Shark Boy.

[Heisenberg]

Your logic isn't needed when dancing with me, I remember when Tatanka was on that undefeated streak and I remember my neighbor choking on a steak back in California around that time.

I think Tatanka had something to do with it. I miss California because of it.

[Poit]

My dear Heisenberg, logic is my weapon of choice. If you try to use illogic on me, you're doomed to failure.

[Poit]

As a side note, I love the utter disdain with which Hasney is running this.

[Heisenberg]

I've been to Knott's Fuckin' Berry Farm more than anyone I know, I once ate Ice Cream with the Devil.

I've been in hardcore matches, ERAG matches, I even put myself through a table.

Follow the dropkicks

[Poit]

Heisenberg used non sequitur!

It's not very effective...

[Heisenberg]

I'm listing achievements and stuff, I don't utilize fancy words. It confuses some of my fans like Raven Reaper

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What have I told you about bad mouthing my internet best friend, Raven Reaper, Heisenberg?

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon8.gif I read that message in the voting box.

Just a friendly reminder to everyone, when the dastardly run-in attack spot of the match comes up, its Iginfest that gets hit with the chair.

[Poit]

Belittling your own supporters, Heisenberg? :nono:

[Heisenberg]

More like supporting their handicaps and servicing their family members when they are too weak to do so themselves.

[Poit]

"Servicing".

[Volare]

This round so far has been the best and most entertaining.

[Heisenberg]

It's going to be even more satisfying when I destroy Poit's dreams and piss on the ashes of his progress.

I'm Mr. Miyagi and he's my Danielsan, haet, yosh, you dance with us

[Ermaximus]

As a side note, I love the utter disdain with which Hasney is running this.

You could have run it you know?

[Ermaximus]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/images/icons/icon8.gif I read that message in the voting box.

Just a friendly reminder to everyone, when the dastardly run-in attack spot of the match comes up, its Iginfest that gets hit with the chair.

Only CSL can do that. He trademarked that shit on TPWW.

[Poit]

It'll be sad to see you go Heisenberg. I hope you won't be gone long.

[Poit]

You could have run it you know?

I wasn't being sarcastic. I'm genuinely entertained by it.

[Heisenberg]

I didn't put that stipulation up for nothing, I enjoy hurting my legacy. I lived off a gamble. I wasn't supposed to be born, I was accidentally shot into my mom when my dad was on shore leave.

If I don't give it my all in everything I do, then I have wasted your time and everyone else's.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Who wants to run jobber of the forum?

[whiteyford]

I beat Tazz Dan. Not in a violent way, although he probably has it coming, but in a heated popularity contest where once again Dinosaurs defeat country music sensations because that's how the world should be. I don't say this to brag, although woohoo, but to pose you a conundrum. If some young up and comer were to defeat a main event star, what would you want to happen next as wrestling fans? You'd want too see them climb the ladder, shatter the glass ceiling and kick John Cena in the testicles on the grandest stage of them all! Not get jobbed out at the next hurdle, the hurdle we call Lock Jaw. Vote for whitey and together we can kick John Cena in the bollocks. Metaphorically speaking.

[Heisenberg]

I wasn't being sarcastic. I'm genuinely entertained by it.

I'm entertained at the fact that you were a planned pregnancy, me, I wasn't planned.

I'm not supposed to be here!!!!! I'm a result of too much booze and a night of whatever ppl did to produce in the 80's, take me home tonight!! I just wanna make a Heisenbaby and sleep tonight

[DaveBrawl]

I'm entertained at the fact that you were a planned pregnancy, me, I wasn't planned.

I'm not supposed to be here!!!!! I'm a result of too much booze and a night of whatever ppl did to produce in the 80's, take me home tonight!! I just wanna make a Heisenbaby and sleep tonight
Wish I could vote for this man again after reading this.

[#1-norm-fan]

Gertner is a way better poster and way less of a troll than certain people would like to believe.

Just because people can't handle comments like "Ryback should have been pushed as the future" and "Daniel Bryan should not be pushed to the moon", "troll" seems to be go to defense.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not voting yet though because I'm pretty much a fan of everyone remaining in the tournament and cannot bring myself to make a decision on these matchups right now.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm closing this sham of a competition.

[Bad News Gertner]

Very tough choices this round.

[Shisen Kopf]

What's a troll? Anyway after Shisen Kopf was knocked out, by USA #1 hating terrorists I might add, this whole contest is now a farce. No-one takes rasslin as serious as me. I may not have a pod cast or whatever but I know more about 80s style hip tosses than any of you here. I dunno, may have to turn tweener instead of being the super over mega face I've been for the last decade. The opposite of WOOOOOOO is how I feel right now. :(

[whiteyford]

OOOOOOOW?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm backing Gertner to win this. He def knows more about how wrestling works than like 98% of the forum. There's a lot of really oblivious posters at tpww.

Yeah he exaggerates his opinions to get a rise out of people from time to time, but its well worth it when someone spazzes out.

[Savio]

If Gertner wasn't taken out in one of the Final rounds of KOTF he probably would have beaten me in the finals.

[Ermaximus]

Who wants to run jobber of the forum?

Mike Adamle

[road doggy dogg]

Damn hot matchups. Feel bad for voting against some bros but bigger bros get hoes n does. Ya feel? Dongs

[Nark Order]

I'm backing Gertner to win this. He def knows more about how wrestling works than like 98% of the forum. There's a lot of really oblivious posters at tpww.

Yeah he exaggerates his opinions to get a rise out of people from time to time, but its well worth it when someone spazzes out.

From time to time, he says.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Well I haven't noticed him do it in a while to be fair.

[Bad News Gertner]

Very, very rarely in the past 6-8 months

[Nark Order]

Oops. Gertner, enjoy the vote. It was an accident but consider it an early christmas gift I guess.

[owenbrown]

Anyone who votes for Gertner has serious mental health issues

[Bad News Gertner]

That's offensive

[Corporate CockSnogger]

owenbrown, seriously just shut up. Can't even be bothered making a joke out of you anymore. All you do is complain about every single thing and never post anything positive or even conversation worthy.

[Heisenberg]

yeahhhttttt. Kind of shot myself in the foot for the stip. I will honor it though. it's been a good run

[Lock Jaw]

TPWW Fans: "Please don't go! Please don't go! Please don't go!"

[Bad News Gertner]

Don't leave!

[Heisenberg]

My honor is my curse

[Tazz Dan]

I'm happy for whitey to carry Heisenberg's punishment for being a back-stabbing dinosaur molesting monster.

[Tazz Dan]

owenbrown, seriously just shut up. Can't even be bothered making a joke out of you anymore. All you do is complain about every single thing and never post anything positive or even conversation worthy.

[Tazz Dan]

I beat Tazz Dan.

And you had to use both hands :naughty:

[whiteyford]

Yup, magnifying glass and tongs.

[Shisen Kopf]

I think that Gertner deserves to win this too. He knows a shit load about rasslin and knows how serious it can be. Plus he gets all them timeline tapes and ships them to posters here. I'm still waiting for my Bobby Jaggers 85 one but I'm sure it's in the mail.

[Shisen Kopf]

But then again Whiteyford forever mourns for Vicky Venom. This is tough.

[whiteyford]

She's with the angels now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone who votes for Gertner has serious mental health issues

Trivializing mental health issues. You're a monster.

[Bad News Gertner]

it's a blemish on a professional competition.. btw, can't believe I'm up by this much. Guess we're learning you can't have a VOICE without a PULSE.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You almost have as many votes as TPWW's official quality control expert, Iginfest.

By dissuading posters from making bad and lazy posts (memes and CM Punk gifs), I am improving the standards of this very forum.

I am the people's champion.

[Bad News Gertner]

Iginfest, you are truly the MVP of the wrestling forum

[Heisenberg]

Bunch of ppl, some I call friends have voted against me.

I'm ok with that

I was good in this contest. I mailed Poit a bag of my pubes and a DVD of Ready 2 Rumble starring Goldberg BLAHHHHHHHH GOLDBERG PIC

[Lock Jaw]

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[Heisenberg]

Who's Dixie Carter fucking these days?

question I can ponder on. Not Garrett Bischoff

[whiteyford]

God damn it, where's JD/Lavel when I need the votes.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Iginfest, you are truly the MVP of the wrestling forum

Hopefully you are insinuating that I'm the Most Valuable Player of the forum and not the Montel Vontavious Porter of the forum.

Yeahhhhhhhh wrestling!

[Bad News Gertner]

Gertner Wins

Flawless Victory.

[Heisenberg]

I demand to be reinstated into TPWW, GM get your ass out here!!!!!

[whiteyford]

Just wear a mask when you post.

[whiteyford]

C'mon Heisenberg, let's form the TPWW Nexus.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol everybody who owenbrown voted for lost. Owen was the racist kiss of death.

[Heisenberg]

I wanted the stip put on to add spice to my matchup, it was interesting for half a page, I'm back, I want to see this off.

[Shisen Kopf]

C'mon Heisenberg, let's form the TPWW Nexus.

I'm in too. We will wear RIP Vicky Venom armbands.

[whiteyford]

Sounds like a plan.

[Heisenberg]

So we'll trash the ring then?

[whiteyford]

And everyone in it.

[screech]

Ratings will skyrocket

[whiteyford]

Join us Screech!

[Poit]

Heisenberg:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll43/myknsj/WWE/2qv3v4i.gif

I'll miss you buddy. :'(

[owenbrown]

Poit is the only hope of saving this tournament

[Bad News Gertner]

Bow down to your king owen. I'm gonna take your mom as my queen.

[Cool King]

Damn, I completely forgot about this.

But looking at the results, it looks like my votes wouldn't have made a difference. The following were going to be my votes anyway:

Gertner
Smelly Meatball
whiteyford (Sorry Lock Jaw)
Poit

[owenbrown]

someone give me Gertner's IP address so I can post it in here

[Savio]

#Bullying

[owenbrown]

Gertner is attacking my family so fuck you <s>Splaya</s> Savior

[Savio]

Sick Burn. He's really not though <s>Cbright</s> owen.

[owenbrown]

bullshit he's making things personal

[Savio]

Gertner vs Owen II: This time it's personal!

[Savio]

Calling you a Racist Pedophile was just business.

[owenbrown]

and you condone slanderous shit like that? you should be ashamed. Sociopaths abound in this forum

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen just destroyed me

[#1-norm-fan]

Anyone who votes for Gertner has serious mental health issues

You slandered 21 people in this one post, OB.

[Bad News Gertner]

When I win King of the Wrestling Forum, owen must ask my permission before he makes a post.

[owenbrown]

well they condone racism so what difference does it make?

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen, ask me nicely before you post in my forum

[Savio]

kinglacoste was black right? and Owen made him leave town?