The Bad News Game

[Anybody Thrilla]

This may be fun, or it may suck ass, but what else are we doing?

We're all familiar with Bad News Barrett and his current gimmick.

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A lot of people seem to dislike it, but I thought we could try and have some fun with it. A poster will give a superstar (or fans, your call) some GOOD news followed by some BAD news. I'll start with John Cena:

GOOD NEWS: He's still the face of the company.

BAD NEWS: He's still the face of the company.

Weak start, I know. After that, I'll name another wrestler and wait for the following poster to deliver some GOOD and BAD news.

That being said, Randy Orton.

[Purgatory]

Randy Orton

GOOD NEWS: He took the title off SuperCena

BAD NEWS: He's probably going to lose it back to him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

...and now you name someone else.

[Fignuts]

Anybody Thrilla

GOOD NEWS: You are very well liked, entertaining poster

BAD NEWS: This thread kinda sucks

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, sorry. Very bored.

[Fignuts]

Watch the Life and Times of Tim on youtube. It is very funny.

[Bad News Gertner]

Quit steaming my gimmick! That'll cost you all reps!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Watch the Life and Times of Tim on youtube. It is very funny.

I've seen the entire series already.

[Shisen Kopf]

The good news is: I got a new bike

The bad news , oh never mind

[DAMN iNATOR]

The good news is: I got a new bike

The bad news , oh never mind

Because one just wasn’t enough...
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[FourFifty]

What about Bad News Barrett himself?

The Good News: We see Barrett on TV on a regular basis.

The Bad News: He's getting further and further away from actually being in the ring.



Next- Santino!

[parkmania]

Santino:

Good News: He gets to collect a paycheck from WWE for acting like a buffoon.

Bad News: He will never win another singles title and will be forgotten within months of his retirement.






Next up: Fahn-Dahn-gooo

[ClockShot]

Good News: Came out of the gate swinging when he debuted and beat Jericho at 'Mania.

Bad News: Still no whereabouts of that hot dancer that debuted with him.


Next up: The Shield

[Sexton-Hardcastle]

Good News - All three members are awesome
Bad News - They won't all be used properly once disbanded

NXT

[parkmania]

Good News - With the WWE Network, fans in the US will be able to see this show for the first time in several years.

Bad News - Now there'll be even more people who shout out former gimmick names at guys like they did upon Bray Wyatt's debut.


CM Punk

[Maluco]

Good News - His matches never fail to entertain and another summer of Punk is rumored for 2014!

Bad News - He seems to be quite moody/injured and could up and leave at any time.

Sheamus

[FourFifty]

Good news- the fighting Irishman could come back as soon as the royal rumble!
the bad news- still too many limes....

Matt Hardy

[Frank Drebin]

Good news - Suicide threat wasn't real.
Bad news - no one cared.

Aj Styles

[JimmyMess]

Good News: Gone from TNA and on to potentially greener pastures
Bad News: In ROH

ric Flair

[FourFifty]

Good News: He was one of the best wrestlers to ever step in the ring
Bad News: People still think he is.

Chris Benoit

[Theo Dious]

Good news: Plenty of his amazing body of work can be viewed on DVD.
Bad news: You know, the murder/suicide and all.

Next: Jerry Lawler

[MIZantine Empire]

Jerry lawler:
Good news- you get to host the divas segments.
Bad news-you have to watch the divas matches.

Let's go with... Uh... Paul heyman

[Swiss Ultimate]

Good News: I am still familiar with his work.
Bad News: Isn't he just an on-air talent?

Next: Sting

[JimmyMess]

Good News: One of the most iconic wrestlers of all time
Bad News: Never worked in the 'E

Brian Pillman

[GD]

Good News: You can relieve his career in color on the WWE Network in glorious 720p.
Bad News: He dead.

Zach Gowen

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I've got some good news for you Zack Gowan, Johnny Ace apparently hired the wrong one-legged wrestler.

(Gavels)

But I've got some bad news for you...

There was no right one-leggeed wrestler because you suck.

Kofi Kingston.

[Blonde Moment]

Good News for you Kofi, Jake the Snake brought some kick ass weed with him

But I've got some bad news for you...

Randy Orton smoked it all and shit in your bag.

Next: Jimmy Snuka

[FourFifty]

Good news for you Jimmy, you've made the top rope splash delightful famous.

But I've got some bad news for you...

Your daughter just got the Yambag for how terrible her version of your splash is.

Next: Tamina

[scatterbrain28]

Good news for you Jimmy, you've made the top rope splash delightful famous.

But I've got some bad news for you...

Your daughter just got the Yambag for how terrible her version of your splash is.

Next: Tamina


Good news: You're the daughter of Jimmy Snuka

Bad News: You're stuck in the pussified Divas division lol

Pick who you want for the next one.

[KIRA]

Ryback

Good News: You still have a job in the WWE.

Bad News: You suck in the ring and tweet like you have Mercury poisoning.

Daniel Bryan

[FourFifty]

Daniel Bryan, I've got some good news.
You just got your face turn and the fans are still fully behind you.
I also have some BAD NEWS!
*gavels* CAN I HAVE SOME DECORUM!?!?!?!
According to the people who book the shows you're still a vanilla midget!

And I'm afraid I have some bad news for whoever gets the next round- You get Paul Burchill!

[JimmyMess]

Good News: I didn't really pay attention to wrestling when he was around
Bad News: Wasn't he a pirate or something?

Nicole Bass


HA

[parkmania]

Good News: Noone outside of wrestling has any idea who you are.
Bad News: She's a MAN, Baby!


Bastion Booger

[Maluco]

Good News - At least Bastion Booger wasn't Mike Shaw's only gimmick in WWE..

Bad News - The other was Friar Ferguson

Scott Norton

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I've got some good news for you Scott Norton you were a big hit in Japan.

I've got some bad news for you: You can't cash the check they made out to you made out to "White Godzilla!"

DDP.

[FourFifty]

I've got some good news for you DDP: You helped Jake Roberts and Scott Hall clean up and get off drugs.
And I've also got some BAD NEWS for you DDP!
MAY I HAVE SOME DECORUM?!!?!?!
The bad news is it's just a matter of time until the people you've helped out fall of the wagon!

Mae Young's Hand Child.

[loopydate]

Good news: His mother is a legend, one of the all-time greats in women's wrestling, and she'll be missed horribly.
Bad news: At his current aging pace (birth-adulthood in a decade and a half), he'll be reunited with her very soon.

Jack Swaggah

[parkmania]

Good News: He's a two-time World Heavyweight Champion
Bad News: He's likely to be the Marty Jannetty of The Real Americans



Katie Vick

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good news: Her cheerleader outfit sold for a decent price to R.D. Reynolds
Bad news: Life will never be as good as high school :(

Armando Alajandro Estrada

[JimmyMess]

Good News: He's a two-time World Heavyweight Champion
Bad News: He's likely to be the Marty Jannetty of The Real Americans



Katie Vick

he had the belt twice?

[scatterbrain28]

Good news: Her cheerleader outfit sold for a decent price to R.D. Reynolds
Bad news: Life will never be as good as high school :(

Armando Alajandro Estrada

Good news: You trained a guy who was a member of the Rock's family

Bad News: He's dead

Next one: Gobbledy Gooker