Cheesiest Metal Videos and Lyrics

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'm trying to find a video I once saw on VH1 sometime between 2000 and 2005, and so I am going to post my journey here for you.

The videos posted are either because the videos are horrible, the songs are horrible or both.

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[Swiss Ultimate]

Also sometimes will post awesome videos like this:

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[dronepool]

Not metal but cheesy

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[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

A lot of heavy metal seems cheesy to me. The words "metalhead" and "gaylord" are pretty much synonyms in my mind.

[Heisenberg]

Coming from someone that recently attended the Bloody Picnic Napkin of Testosterone Metal All In My Stepdad festival

[OssMan]

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Honestly the funniest/dumbest thing ever

[CSL]

A lot of heavy metal seems cheesy to me. The words "metalhead" and "gaylord" are pretty much synonyms in my mind.

yesss. Anytime I see anybody do "the horns", I die a little bit inside. One of the most ridiculous groups of people on the planet. So naturally I choose to spend most of my drinking hours in places inhabited by such people.

[CSL]

in regards to the thread, anything by bands like Buckcherry, Seether etc, bands that sings about girls and whiskey 30 years after Motley Crue, half the music played in rock bars, metal bands that say things like "dark clouds breaking through under a shadow of my own discontentment *growllllll*". Things like Wednesday 13, quite like some of the music but the lyrics are an abortion etc etc

[Swiss Ultimate]

I get ya, but I have got to find this song and all I know is that the video was ridiculously bad. I think I saw it on VH1, I don't remember the lyrics, though at the time I went around quoting the song for weeks.

Something over-the-top cheesy, like "my love is like the thunder", but I have had no luck in finding it.

[JimmyMess]

The end lyrics of "All Within My Hands" by Metallica

"KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL"

Just ridiculous

[Swiss Ultimate]

Sort of has a ring to it.

[JimmyMess]

its still cheesy as fuck haha

[Sixx]

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[Purgatory]

Dio - Holy Diver

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Good song, awful video.

[Purgatory]

Accept - Balls to The Wall

I once thought this song was done by ACDC. Great song, bad video. The lead singer has a Thrift Store/Salvation Army look to him

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[Swiss Ultimate]

He has a great voice for sure.