How many people would LAUGH if.

[Kazara]

Eddie's Mom ran out and turned on Eddie Guerrero, Joining JBL.

SWERVE~!!

*Sigh** Knowing the WWE, It probably WILL happen, too.

[Kazara]

I'd stop watching WWE if that happened. RoH and TNA for me.

[big_bluto]

let me guess..........stephanie makes an impulsive decision and makes Eddies mum the WWE champion?

[John la Rock]

:lol:

That would be so stupid

[Kazara]

Anything can happen. And it's nothing new.

HHH/Steph
Trish/Christian

And a Few others.

Did THEY make any sense?

[Kazara]

And just IMAGINE Mrs. Guerrero's Promo's.


Linda McMahon meets Stephanie McMahon meets Meets Ben Stein Meets Chris Beniot Meets Dorris Snyder.

[Kane Knight]

It makes as much sense as my "Kane is controlled by Matt Hardy" post. ;)

Needless to say, I think that would be the end of my days as a WWE viewer.

[big_bluto]

It makes as much sense as my "Kane is controlled by Matt Hardy" post. ;)

Needless to say, I think that would be the end of my days as a WWE viewer.

I would have to continue to watch out of sheer morbid curiosity.
Now, if they started to get it on in the ring :eek: ........
Immediate chunder, followed by much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO. It's a good thing that'll never happen! :lol: Right? Right...? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Oh Jesus.

I can see it now. "John is your new daddy...He's the only man who can get my heart pounding...Stop disgracing the family name..."

*Fifteen minutes of tonsil hockey later, and the papers are reporting mass suicides among wrestling fans*

[big_bluto]

Naahhhhhhh..............there's about as much chance of that happening as there is of JBL beating eddie.
Wait......shiiiiiiiiiittt!

[Kane Knight]

LMAO. It's a good thing that'll never happen! :lol: Right? Right...? :shifty:
Corky is a spy for the WWE creative team.

[big_bluto]

Corky is a spy for the WWE creative team.

Does that mean that you are Jim Ross?

[The Iron Yuppie]

Does that mean that you are Jim Ross?

If KK really was JR he would be screaming
"BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTONECOLDSTONECOLDBBQSAUCESCALDEDDOGPETCOON DAMNTHATEVILJEZEBELTOHELL!" at random intervals for no reason at all.

[Bad Guy]

:roll:

[MVP]

Does that mean that you are Jim Ross?And you can be Michael Cole. ;)

[tucsonspeed6]

Eddie's mom has another heart attack but dies this time and they have a funeral for her (with camera coverage). JBL crashes the funeral, has mock sex with eddie's mom while she's in the casket. Eddie tries to fight him off and Chavo helps, but when they get JBL off of her, Chavo begins humping her. Then Eddie G throws Chavo to the ground and it looks to be one on two. THe two beat Eddie to the ground and suddenly the lights go out. The doors to the funeral parlor open and druids with torches enter. Paul Bearer enters with the Undertaker following. Taker raises his arms and the lights rise again. He turns and silently leaves. Everyone is stunned. When Taker leaves, suddenly Eddie's mom rises in her casket...a ZOMBIE!!! JBL attacks her, but physical attacks do nothing. Chavo smashes a chair over her back, but it doesn't phase her. She raises her arms and throws them back down to the ground, and JBL and Chavo colapse mysteriously. Eddie is super confused as his mom reaches under her dress and begins digging around. Her hand emerges holding a placenta covered FOOT! SHe places the foot on JBL's chest and leaves the parlor following the Undertaker.

What will happen next week on Smackdown?!?! You'll just have to watch and see!!!!!
THis sounds more like Smackdown to me.

[Jonster]

:lol: :shifty: