Official Raw Thread for 3/3... Raw is Chicago, Bitch!

[ClockShot]

Hey Miz, pay attention.

[sean the killer]

DEAN GREAT TECHS

[sean the killer]

BRAY'S ROCK BOTTOM>>>>>>>. ROCK'S ROCK BOTTOM

[KIRA]

love Ambrose that frenzied psycho.

[Savio]

So is Alicia Fox face again?

[ron the dial]

THIS is what a feud feels like

and as i type that a cm punk chant starts lol

[sean the killer]

LMAO @dean still talking shit to bray even being in a submission hold

[ron the dial]

i love ambrose. talking shit to bray while his skull is being crushed.

[ClockShot]

Crowd's gonna go nuts when Roman hits the ring.

[Droford]

THIS is what a feud feels like

and as i type that a cm punk chant starts lol

I hear Roman Reigns..

[sean the killer]

what did they just chant?

[ron the dial]

a decent roman reigns chant there. hot damn.

[ron the dial]

I hear Roman Reigns..
the cm punk chant came first. it was short.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Yeah JBL they did steal the Shield's playbook...you can stop saying it now.

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ron the dial]

NO SETH NO

[sean the killer]

dude nooooooooo not seth!!!

[Fenix122]

Wow Rollins walking out

[ClockShot]

NOT LIKE THIS!

[sean the killer]

FUUUUUUCK

[ron the dial]

seriously great call on that, though. awesome character development for all 3 shield members.

[sean the killer]

THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH

[Lock Jaw]

Damn Rollins... Got the feeling that he might be the guy to turn on his friends first. Gotta watch for those quiet ones

[ron the dial]

that dropkick. shit.

THAT SPEAR. oh shit.

[ron the dial]

this is some main event material right here.

[Corndad]

My God I love this.

[sean the killer]

THAT SPEAR THAT SUICIDE DIVE HOLY SHIT

[KIRA]

HOLY SHIT this match

[Frank Drebin]

good gravy, all hell is breaking loose

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was fucking amazing.</font>

[ron the dial]

and keep the wyatts strong. that was fantastic on all fronts.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Holy shit that was good.

[sean the killer]

MATCH OF THE YEAR CANADATE MAN FUCKKKKK WHY ROLLINS WHY

[Fenix122]

FUCKING. GREAT. MATCH.

[ClockShot]

I'm really bummed out right now.

[road doggy dogg]

What a fantastic match. Why the FUCK was there a commercial in the middle of that though. I hate WWE so much sometimes

[sean the killer]

Rollins in the family now

[ClockShot]

Regardless, top notch match none the less.

[ron the dial]

shield still not broken up yet. they are actually telling a story with nuances in the development!

[sean the killer]

I haven't felt this bad about a betrayal in a long tme, makes me feel like a kid again

[Lock Jaw]

DEAL WITH IT

[Droford]

They should have booked Batista at the Comic Convention instead of Orton to replace Punk

[Frank Drebin]

watching too many movies, eh bats? good thing yer a wrassler

[KIRA]

well the WWE's plan is working good god I hate Batista.

[Corndad]

Batista is a billion times better as a heel.

[Lock Jaw]

shield still not broken up yet. they are actually telling a story with nuances in the development!

Honestly, I am pulling for the story to somehow have them all come out of it closer than ever.

[ron the dial]

i love batista as a heel because it fits him so well. he's not trying, he's just that easy to dislike. work it, baby.

[sean the killer]

DEAL WITH IT
I think batistas daughter say that first. "Dad I have a sex tape......DEAL WITH IT

[Kingofdaswing]

Emma is next, this crowd will eat her alive

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, over an hour into RAW and there hasn't been a "down point" yet.

[Frank Drebin]

Emma is next, this crowd will eat her alive

Quite the opposite

[sean the killer]

Best raw of 14?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ok all the IWC stuff is over. Loud CM Punk chants for every segment until DBry Vs Tista.

[ron the dial]

Quite the opposite
yeah chicago is going to pop hard for her

[#1-norm-fan]

Emma is next, this crowd will eat her alive

lol why?

[Lock Jaw]

Quite the opposite

They will vomit her dead?

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, Batista is awesome now.

... and right.

[Savio]

correct LJ

[Savio]

Main event is no longer on ION?

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn. Getting that rematch out of the way quick!

[#1-norm-fan]

Main event is no longer on ION?

I think it's on both.

ION must be pissed.

[Frank Drebin]

Great show so far. Wonder if we are getting anything special to close out tonight.

[ron the dial]

ok so maybe not hard....

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd dead for Emma I guess that is opposite

[road doggy dogg]

Damn, over an hour into RAW and there hasn't been a "down point" yet.

you just had to jinx it didn't you

[RawRocks]

Wrigley Field and Chicago Union Station could implode and the people in Chicago's All State Arena wouldn't care.

[ron the dial]

aaaaaaand right back to cm punk

[#1-norm-fan]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Santino not understanding what's going on. lol

[Lock Jaw]

That high five bit did not come across at all because they kept cutting away from it. Was done a lot better in NXT.

[road doggy dogg]

Why couldn't they put a commercial braek in the middle of THIS trash instead of Shield/Wyatt?????????

[Lock Jaw]

THEY WANT ZIGGLER

[Lock Jaw]

Why couldn't they put a commercial braek in the middle of THIS trash instead of Shield/Wyatt?????????

Because this match probably won't go long enough to warrant a commercial break?

[road doggy dogg]

Because this match probably won't go long enough to warrant a commercial break?

From entrances to finish, I'm sure that would have been the length of a commercial break.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Fuck I love Santino.

And fuck I love Fandango.

Let Fantino (or Sandango) begin!

[ron the dial]

i think emma can get over, they just need to stop shoehorning in the things that make her charming without any real explanation/build. they nailed it in nxt, but obviously had no clue how to translate that to the main roster. kinda sad.

[Savio]

I really feel like she is playing a mentally challenged person.

[Lock Jaw]

Christian going to get a huge pop tonight

[Corndad]

Christian also better as a heel.

[el bobbo]

Sheamus vs Christian again?

[Savio]

I really feel like she is playing a mentally challenged person.
That should not be allowed to wrestle.

[#1-norm-fan]

Good. This match happening on Raw makes it less likely they have it at WrestleMania. I like both guys but Sheamus vs Christian is not WrestleMania quality.

[RawRocks]

Is it me is is the WWE production team piping in crowd noise to drown out the CM Punk chants?

[Savio]

I don't trust you stephanie.

[Savio]

Fuck off

[el bobbo]

Is it me is is the WWE production team piping in crowd noise to drown out the CM Punk chants?

They totally are.

[Lock Jaw]

Man, listen to that pop!!

PEEPS UNITE!!! IT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS CHRISTIAN!!!!


WE THE PEEPLE!!!!

[Heisenberg]

Dangerous Christian!!

[BigCrippyZ]

Will Stephanie show her children the times she dressed like a whore?

[#1-norm-fan]

Crowd's voices and will are wearing down.

[sean the killer]

dem slaps

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Same old Shit chant necessary.

[#1-norm-fan]

Will Stephanie show her children the times she dressed like a whore?

"Thanks to WWE Newtork I can show my children video of their daddy calling mommy a slut with a giant vagina on television."

[el bobbo]

HAHAHAHA!!! Irish drinking stereotypes. HAHAHAHA!

[sean the killer]

Will Stephanie show her children the times she dressed like a whore?
and the times she was a whore....kurt, ysj, test, hhh

[Poit]

yeah chicago is going to pop hard for her

Hehe.

[#1-norm-fan]

Lawler: "You can only slap a guy so many times before he gets really mad, right?"

http://www.angelfire.com/ak4/Andy/and14.jpg

[ron the dial]

this nasacort lady is foxy

[Swiss Ultimate]

So yeah, if every show was as fun as this one I'd probably never have stopped watching.

[#1-norm-fan]

Aww. A small Colt Cabana chant couldn't quite get going.

[#1-norm-fan]

It's gotten quiet. The crowd is giving tribute to CM Punk in a new way now.

By being quitters.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

count out. 10 slaps out of the ring.

[RawRocks]

This is awful chants :D

[Swiss Ultimate]

I don't appreciate JBL's commentary at all anymore. Quit dogging Christian.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's gotten quiet. The crowd is giving tribute to CM Punk in a new way now.

By being quitters.

they saw what you typed.

[rob11]

The crowd has been a bust so far outside of the first segment. I was expecting Jersey after WM

[ron the dial]

It's gotten quiet. The crowd is giving tribute to CM Punk in a new way now.

By being quitters.
except for the fact that they keep chanting it?

[ClockShot]

Well that match brought the show down a few gears.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "Put some pants on" sign.

[rob11]

Curious how they react to Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Good match once again from Sheamus/Christian, and again, the wrong ending.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[rob11]

Really? Really?

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Batista is the Ghost Bear who is threatening the main event of Wrestlemania

[#1-norm-fan]

except for the fact that they keep chanting it?

Except for the fact that it was quiet for like 10 minutes when I posted that.

[Shisen Kopf]

That Scooby Doo rasslin movie looks most excellent

[Fenix122]

Wow...that's really all I can say about that

[Lock Jaw]

I bet the people who made the Scooby Doo movie are like "Dammit, Brodus is a bad guy now? And barely even exists?"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamus is DQed attacked Christian when he was on the ropes.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Fans shitting on that match doesn't make sense to me.

[Droford]

I bet Batista is the Ghost Bear who is threatening the main event of Wrestlemania

And he would have gotten away with it if not for the stupid medling fans

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I bet Batista is the Ghost Bear who is threatening the main event of Wrestlemania

Vince Russo.

[Corndad]

Christian is pissed, Fella.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, Christian attacks Sheamus backstage after the match.

... This feud can end now.

[Lock Jaw]

Where is this Xtian/Sheamus thing going? It would have made a good Mania match if we weren't already seeing it every week with Sheamus going over.

[ron the dial]

Fans shitting on that match doesn't make sense to me.
it seemed like a minority shitting on it, but most were definitely disinterested. dunno. thought it was a good match.

[Corndad]

Who thought this match tonight was a good idea?

[ron the dial]

this second hour has just been a gigantic energy sap.

[#1-norm-fan]

I know the whole "attack a face backstage during a promo" is a very normal cheap way to get heat for a feud but it seems to happen to Sheamus more than usual.

[ClockShot]

Who thought this match tonight was a good idea?

Producers for Total Divas season 2?

[Swiss Ultimate]

ladies wrestling...boring.

[Droford]

Ugh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

im getting tired and i've only been awake 5 hours.

[ron the dial]

to the bellas credit, they have both become much better wrestlers. that's not saying an awful lot, but it's still something.

[el bobbo]

Fans are cheering because the match is over.

[#1-norm-fan]

What a shit finisher. lol

[ClockShot]

Bryan v. Bats next?

I thought that was the main event?

[Droford]

So..Batista/Bryan isn't main event.

Hmm

[#1-norm-fan]

Bryan vs Batista NEXT!?

Hmm... this leaves me intrigued as to what the main event segment will be.

[ron the dial]

bryan/batista in an hour long mat classic!

[rob11]

Gary Oldman laughs at this #hijackraw movement. Okay, that was terrible, sorry.

[Droford]

Bryan v. Bats next?

I thought that was the main event?

John Cena

Cause nothing says main event in Chicago like John Cena talking

[Corndad]

Been a lack of Cena tonight.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk returns in the last segment of the show to tell Triple H that Vince brought him back but he made a couple demands that had to be met before he'd return. One was that he be inserted into the title match at WrestleMania. 2 was that Triple H must face Daniel Bryan.

Probably not what happens. I wouldn't mind that though.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Gary Oldman laughs at this #hijackraw movement. Okay, that was terrible, sorry.

Sirirs'ly terrible.

[Corndad]

My God. Yes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's the "bad boy" from the Scrubs season 9 interns.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chicago approves.

[ron the dial]

motherfucker even said hijack raw. yes.

[ron the dial]

a smile for cm punk :)

[#1-norm-fan]

I kinda hate Daniel Bryan's smile. lol

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan needs to stop smiling so much, he has a creepy smile

[ron the dial]

here we go baby

[ron the dial]

can't wait to hear hhh rip on chicago fans

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan needs to stop smiling so much, he has a creepy smile

THANK YOU!

[ClockShot]

What are the odds they forget about Aaron Paul?

[Corndad]

BOOOOOOO

[ron the dial]

listen to how quiet the crowd is guys!

[Lock Jaw]

D-Bry looks like he trimmed his beard

[Droford]

Hbk is a screwy referee lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

pussssyyyyyy

[ron the dial]

oh my god that heat

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. YOU STOPPED FIGHTING YOUR OPPONENT AND ATTACKED KANE WHILE HE WAS IN THE RING IGNORING YOU AND TENDING TO ANOTHER INJURED WORKER!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Mega heat for The Authority tonight. Vickie Guerrero levels of heat.

[ron the dial]

hhh wants to address that cm punk chant so badly

[Fenix122]

I want Bryan to start a stable called the B+ players..

[rob11]

It's been a while since I heard the asshole chant.

[KIRA]

I miss that chant

[ron the dial]

GET EM STEPH

[KIRA]

DB wants to say CM Punk

[ClockShot]

So where's Randy Orton in all of this?

[Bad News Gertner]

Very good segment

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The bit where Bryan demanded the match and Triple H turned them down and they booed it was the best "duck season, rabbit season" moment I've ever seen.

They always make it work out so that the crowd comes across looking like they actually want to see HHH/Bryan</font>

[ron the dial]

it feels like they are trying to pull a "my parent's told me not to date that guy so i'm going to do it to spite them" thing with the fans and bryan.

[#1-norm-fan]

I've thoroughly enjoyed Stephanie on the mic since her return.

[ron the dial]

lol challenging steph. fantastic.

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan wants to wrestle Stephanie while Triple H watches.

I've seen stuff like that on a few websites. It's WrestleMania-worthy.

[Tanawesome]

Was Trips pointing to DB's junk when he said he didn't measure up?

[#1-norm-fan]

This segment could go on for the next half hour leading into the Batista match and I think it would be better than anything else they could have planned.

[ron the dial]

hhh claiming to own the fans. he is so good.

[#1-norm-fan]

Aww snap, son!

[Bad News Gertner]

Batista vs Bryan is going to be incredible. Can't wait to hear the heat for Batista.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

well, he's out of the ring.

[#1-norm-fan]

Bitch done called a big red monster out!

[ron the dial]

there has to be a kane redemption somewhere in this story. it's too obvious. they can't miss that.

[ClockShot]

So we're back to this being the main event. Terrific.

[Corndad]

So when is Kane gonna realize HHH sees him as a B + player too? SO many directions this could go. Good stuff.

[#1-norm-fan]

OH YEAH! Cena. Forgot about this.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Pretty good tension.

[ClockShot]

40 minutes to go. And no sign of Jesse "Yeah, Bitch" Pinkman.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Punk returns in the last segment of the show to tell Triple H that Vince brought him back but he made a couple demands that had to be met before he'd return. One was that he be inserted into the title match at WrestleMania. 2 was that Triple H must face Daniel Bryan.

Probably not what happens. I wouldn't mind that though.

CM Punk returns to screw Bryan. Raises Batista's hand to close the show.

[#1-norm-fan]

I really don't think there's any kind of a major Kane story planned here. I think he literally just exists in this story a) to give him something to do that doesn't require him to wrestle full time and b) to be a pawn in the Bryan-HHH story.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty great segment there.... Though I grow more and more unsure about Daniel Bryan getting into the title match. They might just be going with him vs HHH.

[Bad News Gertner]

I don't know how people can say they are unhappy with the product. Been some amazing matches tonight. That 6 man tag was awesome, love Sheamus vs Christian, Batista vs Bryan should be ridiculous, Usos vs NAO was awesome.

[Droford]

Ary makes RAW! Good fr him

[ron the dial]

I really don't think there's any kind of a major Kane story planned here. I think he literally just exists in this story a) to give him something to do that doesn't require him to wrestle full time and b) to be a pawn in the Bryan-HHH story.
i think you're right, but just to have him simply turn on the authority and help out his old buddy bryan would be enough. no major story arc, but a nice conclusion to a good story.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ary is a paul heyman guy?

[Bad News Gertner]

God damn you Alex Riley. I should have aborted you instead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YEAH BITCH!

[ClockShot]

Ah. Here he is.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SHOW OFF BITCH

[#1-norm-fan]

I wanna hear a "Car! Car! Car!" chant.

[Bad News Gertner]

Ziggler vs Del Rio should be ridiculous

[ron the dial]

i guess i didn't realize how over ziggler is in chicago

[Droford]

If I squint hard enough I see David Arquette

[#1-norm-fan]

That "I'm here to show the world" starting out of nowhere as the crowd popped really made me wanna see Ziggler be relevant.

[Lock Jaw]

Jesse Pinkman on commentary. Call some people bitch.

[Heisenberg]

R.I.P. Gale sign, YEAHHHHH BiTCH

[Corndad]

Paul ribbing on JBL in Video Games lol

[Bad News Gertner]

Always thought it'd be cool if a Hollywood actor learned how to wrestle and not the other way around. It'd be a cool character.

[ron the dial]

loving all of these guturall noises from paul on commentary

[ClockShot]

Nice little match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Showed off, thanks bitch.

[#1-norm-fan]

ZIGGLESSSSSS!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Dolph Ziggler finally gets his win back on Alberto Del Rio... in a pretty much squash match/guest star spot.

[Dark One]

Aaron Paul can "co-host" every week if it means more Ziggler wins.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol @ Del Rio beating Batista last week and jobbing in 3 minute to a guy who got next to no offence on Smackdown against Batista.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WHO WILL IT BE?!

[Lock Jaw]

I bet it is Aaron Paul going into the Celebrity Wing of the HoF

[RawRocks]

Cindy Lauper .. maybe?

[Bad News Gertner]

I bet it's Viscera. Died 1 month before his induction.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Mr. T?

[Corndad]

I'd say finally Mr T. Isn't he from Chicago?

[Bad News Gertner]

HHH should have Bryan attacked in the back and have Heath Slater face Batista in the main event.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

Feel like we're going to see another big Foley/HHH promo in the coming weeks.

[Corndad]

Paul Bearer

[rob11]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[RawRocks]

Paul Bearer!

[Bad News Gertner]

haha awesome! Paul Bearer!

[Shadrick]

Bearer.

[Fenix122]

Paul Bearer...nice

[ron the dial]

paul bearer. very nice.

[sean the killer]

creepy intro to the intro to the introduction, they should bring the little irls back they used to be n the taker return promos, add more creepiness to his character

[el bobbo]

Yeeeeesssss Oh yeeeeesssss

[Droford]

Ugh..what?

[ClockShot]

Double duty for Big E.

[sean the killer]

whoa is it 8:45 again didn't we see this already

[el bobbo]

That dude legitimately freaked me out when I was little. Good to see he's going into the hall of fame.

[ron the dial]

cesaro! wooooo!

[Corndad]

HAHAHA This Real American break up is awesome.

[Bad News Gertner]

Will someone end the winning streak of Big.E!

[ron the dial]

although this is a great way to treat your ic champion lol

[Fenix122]

Lol at Zeb scolding them like children

[sean the killer]

TWO breakups in one night

[ClockShot]

Hug it out, oh man.

[#1-norm-fan]

HUG IT OUT!

[Droford]

Zeb got lessons from Dr Shelby

[KIRA]

Swagger:He was gonna swing me I'M PISSED!

[ron the dial]

brothers don't shake! brothers gotta hug!