Official 3/31/14 "Last Stop On The Road to Wrestle-F*CKING-Mania XXX" WWE Monday Night RAW IS WARZone Thread

[James Steele]

Hugh raw tonight.

Special WM30 edition of Piper's Pit
Undertaker will be there
Orton vs Batista
and much much more!

WWE Raw Pre-Show is now airing LIVE on the WWE Network.


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[el bobbo]

And we are starting the show off with the PHENOM: THE UNDERTAKER.

[RVDmark]

I'm not saying this just to wind James Steele up, but, Triple H sucks balls. :shifty:

[el bobbo]

#TheStreak

[Corndad]

Pumped for that Piper's Pit.

[RVDmark]

Where is everyone, normally on Page 2 by the time Raw starts.

[Savio]

isn't it only 18 men? (I remember the handicap match)

[ClockShot]

Deep water? So this match is gonna make it to the Gulf of Mexico?

[Corndad]

Brock has to get the upper hand tonight, right?

[ClockShot]

Cue I.R.S. music in 5..........4.........3............2.............1.........

[Corndad]

Tanned Taker

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Corndad]

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[el bobbo]

F5 on the PHENOM!!!

[Heisenberg]

Well I know what to put on Taker's match in Tipsters, another W in the win column

[James Steele]

Nothing like eating orange sherbet and watching Monday Night RAW.

[GD]

I am glad that the WWE removed the drum track from Del Rio's theme.

[James Steele]

Sky has a shitload of gambling ads.

[ClockShot]

For the pre-wrestlemania raw thread, it's pretty quiet tonight.

[James Steele]

I blame all the Tatanka threads.

[ClockShot]

Heh. Del Rio won. Wasn't expecting that.

[GD]

I don't know about you monkeys but I loved the Del Rio - Big E match.

[el bobbo]

Del Rio won. I would find that surprising, but the champion always has to lose...

[ClockShot]

The smart guy would send in Roman Reigns. But I wanna see Rollins go wild again.

[GD]

So the Wrestlemania main event is being given away for free on RAW tonight. Good.

[James Steele]

Farewell to the Yes! Movement segment. That'll be fucking awesome.

Wyatts butt-fucking Cena's soul with a crusty taxidermy buzzard = RATINGS.

[James Steele]

So the Wrestlemania main event is being given away for free on RAW tonight. Good.

...the original WM30 main event nobody wanted to see.

[James Steele]

Triple H is going to end the night on top just to give him huge heelish momentum going into Mania and making Bryan's win even bigger. Fucking brilliant.

[James Steele]

I always felt bad for that saber-toothed squirrel in Ice Age. Poor guy just wanted a nut, and isn't that true of all of us? Such an epic allegory of life.

[James Steele]

All of these UK shows look fucking horrible.

[GD]

James Steele, would you love to see Triple-H hold the two Heavyweight titles at the end of WM 30 as he did at WM 18?

[James Steele]

Yes, but Daniel Bryan needs to win the titles at WrestleMania. It has to happen.

[el bobbo]

Every close up of Bray Wyatt reminds me of Bo Dallas. I don't know if this is good or bad.

[GD]

Every time a Wyatt segment ends, I think of Homer saying "doh".

[James Steele]

Bray Wyatt needs to win at Mania too. Undertaker is the only veteran who should win at WrestleMania.

[#1-norm-fan]

I'd like to see anybody but the 4 guys actually potentially involved in the title match walk away with the title.

[#1-norm-fan]

Actually I'd like to see Batista walk away with the title and WWE to somehow find some insanely creative way to distract the live crowd from rioting.

[el bobbo]

We need more Divas with stripper gimmicks.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, what am I saying? Let the crowd riot. #NoPublicityIsBadPublicity

[DAMN iNATOR]

Reigns better win the fucking poll. Also "Farewell to the 'YES! Movement"? Yeah, no way Bryan tries to rain on that parade (or have some kind of promo time on SD! this Fri.) :roll:

[ClockShot]

So we're making matches on Total Divas now?

What's next? Brie and Nicki gonna fight to determine where the wedding reception is gonna be?

[GD]

So Summer can actually wrestle :eek:

[GD]

That was an insane move by Nattie.

[#1-norm-fan]

So Summer can actually wrestle :eek:

Maybe for a girl. lolz

[Dark One]

That was a riveting finish.

[GD]

My avatar and Summer Rae have something in common :)

[GD]

I've been to a RAW show in DC. The crowd was pretty typical.

[Heisenberg]

Stephanie lookin good as usual

[ClockShot]

Wonder what Trips got pinned on his collar? Can't make it out.

[el bobbo]

Time to bury Fandango.

[#1-norm-fan]

FANDANGO REFERENCE! IT'S OFFICIAL! BATTLE ROYAL WINNER!

[Savio]

lol he gives Fandango an A

[#1-norm-fan]

Fandango is an A+ player, Triple H. You fucktard.

[#1-norm-fan]

Other than that, Triple H making sense.

[Poit]

Steph sounded kinda dirty saying "Yes!" over and over.

[slik]

HHH burying Millennials and Fandango

[Corndad]

The Fandango stuff was like a week. lol

The Yes has been a thing since he was World Heavyweight Champion being a heel on Smackdown. So THERE HHH!! Take that!!!

[Corndad]

Scott Steiner?? lol

[Lock Jaw]

ATTENTION.

MY DVR HAS CAUGHT UP WITH RAW

[ClockShot]

SCOTT STEINER?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

[GD]

Bah gawd! Willow on WWE television.

[slik]

Scott Steiner!

[Corndad]

They are burying like everyone right now HAHAHA

Don't fuck with Angle though.

[ClockShot]

What's with all these TNA guys on the screen?!

There something we don't know about?

[Lock Jaw]

Good to see Kurt Angle on Raw.

[slik]

James Steele just came all over his keyboard

[Corndad]

I really can't wait to see HHH get his ass kicked Sunday. He's doing a hell of a job.

[GD]

This is an amazing video package. Hats off.

[#1-norm-fan]

HHH burying Millennials and Fandango

The guy is basically a jobber right now and he called him a "quality talent" and possibly an A player.

Buried.

[Lock Jaw]

Now here's the thing...

[Savio]

Even stiener?

[Dark One]

Triple H confirmed it. Scott Steiner, HoF in the future. I can't wait for Scott Steiner's HoF speech.

[Lock Jaw]

Always entertaining to see what Batista is wearing. Nearly burst out laughing when he emerged from behind the curtain.

[KIRA]

Man, when HHH goes on long its like downing a bottle of NyQuil.









But Batista's promos are a fuckin tranquilizer dart

[ClockShot]

Snafu with the lights?

[Corndad]

HHH actually having people actually cheer for Batista. What a heel.

[slik]

Love Batista and HHH

[Lock Jaw]

Orton doesn't own pants

[slik]

lol @ your wife's the brawn

[el bobbo]

Batista must have practiced his lines this week.

[Dark One]

This thread is now about Scott Steiner's greatest moments.

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[Lock Jaw]

The reality of it is.... here's the thing....

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Seriously can't believe Orton is heading to WrestleMania as champion. Love the guy but Goddamn he's the most poorly booked champion ever heading into a WrestleMania by far. It's insane how haphazardly they've handled his reign.

[GD]

WTF, isn't Batista taller than Randy Orton?

[KIRA]

Batista and I have all the same clothes weird

[Dark One]

Always entertaining to see what Batista is wearing. Nearly burst out laughing when he emerged from behind the curtain.

Early preview of his WM 30 ring gear:

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[Lock Jaw]

Voted for SETH ROLLINS vs Kane.

That Seth Rollins is on fire right now

[slik]

Piper's back...and HEAVILY photoshopped to 97' levels!

[slik]

lol. Seriously can't believe Orton is heading to WrestleMania as champion. Love the guy but Goddamn he's the most poorly booked champion ever heading into a WrestleMania by far. It's insane how haphazardly they've handled his reign.

see Mysterio, Rey

(iirc)

[slik]

WWE Creative Humor ‏@wwecreative_ish

If this @tripleh video package is to be believed, it looks like @wwedanielbryan will someday be very successful in TNA #RAWTonight

[#1-norm-fan]

see Mysterio, Rey

(iirc)

He never went into WM as champion.

And when he was champion, he was the less important champ on Smackdown. I'd still put Orton's as more laughably booked since he's actually THE top guy.

[Corndad]

lol. Seriously can't believe Orton is heading to WrestleMania as champion. Love the guy but Goddamn he's the most poorly booked champion ever heading into a WrestleMania by far. It's insane how haphazardly they've handled his reign.

Him or Jericho headed into 18. Which ironically was also the 2 belt Undisputed champion version.

[#1-norm-fan]

Him or Jericho headed into 18. Which ironically was also the 2 belt Undisputed champion version.

And was also completely overshadowed by Triple H and Stephanie. I sense a trend here.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty bummed out as to what has happened to the tag division. It has been consistently good and a highlight since 2012 when Team Hell No won the belts.

Then they threw away The Usos finally winning the belts on RAW, and haven't done anything to build credible challengers for them, and seem to have turned to their usual lazy booking of champions.

Now the tag titles aren't even going to be featured on the main show.

The Usos and The Real Americans (and Ryback to an extent) deserve to be on the main show.

[#1-norm-fan]

Then they threw away The Usos finally winning the belts on RAW, and haven't done anything to build credible challengers for them, and seem to have turned to their usual lazy booking of champions.

Well at least they haven't been jobbing them out in non-title situations like their usual paint-by-numbers booking of champions is.

[Savio]

Twin Magic

[Corndad]

Ole'!

[Corndad]

So... who's gonna be in Piper's Pit?

[slik]

Hogan?

[Lock Jaw]

Well at least they haven't been jobbing them out in non-title situations like their usual paint-by-numbers booking of champions is.

They lost to the Real Americans a few times I think....

[Theo Dious]

Good God, this Ultimate Warrior DVD is going to be nothing but him putting himself over in retaliation to the Self Destruction DVD, isn't it?

In other words, entertaining as fuck.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, no offense to Primo and Epico, but Cody Rhodes and Goldust should totally be in their spots.

Oh wait, they lost the titles, so they can't be relevant anymore.

[Emeye]

This thread is now about Scott Steiner's greatest moments.

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Wow, that promo was unreal. Back in the day, Steiner was always one of the best on the mic. That was hard to watch. I'm positive that he is either mentally retarded from all the juice, or he smoked angeldust before cutting that promo. Smh, used to be my favorite when I was a kid. At least Hall's doing good, he was also my man as a youngster.

[KIRA]

I just want to remind Batista fans this is your champion
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you poor bastards

[Lock Jaw]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously just remembered Goldust and Cody exist and the fact that the match that was seemingly being built toward all this time isn't happening.

[KIRA]

Seriously just remembered Goldust and Cody and the fact that the match that was seemingly being built toward all this time isn't happening.

:'(

[Lock Jaw]

What match was that?

[KIRA]

Goldust vs Cody

[#1-norm-fan]

What match was that?

The match Goldust had been trying to get with Cody for a couple years now. He came back and they got a nice push against the authority and a run with the tag titles just in time to where it seemed like they could split and start a feud for WrestleMania. Instead they lost the titles and fell into nothingness and now are replaceable parts of a battle royal.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh. That was never "seemingly built toward" at all. All there was were baseless rumours on the internet.

[Lock Jaw]

#VoteRollins

[GD]

United States Championship should be retarded.

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt with that cheap pop!

[ClockShot]

Now it sounds like the claps are piped into the music.

[Corndad]

*Clap* *Clap*

Love how the crowd claps with the Wyatt's music now.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. That was never "seemingly built toward" at all. All there was were baseless rumours on the internet.

They weren't baseless. Goldust and Cody were both pushing for it publicly and then they randomly got a push against the authority and became pretty hot because of it. It stands to reason that people would think that it would lead to the match that they had been pushing for before Goldust came back. Or at the very least SOMETHING relevant.

[GD]

Remember when R-Truth main evented a pay-per-view in this same building against Cena for the WWE Championship? Yeah.

[Lock Jaw]

Just because the rasslers have talked about wanting it, doesn't mean jack. Nothing ever happened on TV to give the idea that a split was ever coming.

Zack Ryder has been pushing to be a big star on the internet, that doesn't mean that Zack Ryder's main event push is being built towards.

[Dark One]

Yeaaaahyeeeyeehyeeah

[KIRA]

I just can't comprehend Wyatt ever sharing the same womb as Bo Dallas its mind-boggling

[KIRA]

creepy

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA Yes.

[#1-norm-fan]

Remember when R-Truth main evented a pay-per-view in this same building against Cena for the WWE Championship? Yeah.

I enjoyed that greatly. It was a good one month feud leading to a match at a second-tier PPV with a good, different finish that fit the build beautifully and helped both guys' characters.

They didn't exactly follow up well with him but it worked for the moment.

[Corndad]

Shit. Cena isn't in Jorts for once.

[slik]

Really hoping Tamina is the guest on Piper's Pit and he brakes a coconut over her head.

[Lock Jaw]

Rowdy Roddy PEEPER

[RVDmark]

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\this is so much funnier than it should be

[#1-norm-fan]

lol That was awesome.

Even on just three weeks of good build Cena-Wyatt has so much more of a "main event feel" for a WrestleMania than Orton-Batista-Bryan.

[Vastardikai]

Calling it now: We're going to see Wrestlemania IX's finish done over again. With Hogan being the champion.

[Savio]

Jojo got screwed

[Savio]

Will be BS if AJ loses the title this way, putting 0 heat on the new champ.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yay! Eva Marie gets to sell like a retard ON THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL!

[#1-norm-fan]

AJ with her Terry Funk impression.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I just want Kharma to come out as a surprise 15th participant and kill everybody.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Summer Rae appears in a third segment. If this were EWR you would get an e-mail stating that she was overused and the fans were sick of seeing here.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

BAH GAWD, THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN PINNED! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY!?!?!?!

[Lock Jaw]

Too bad we aren't getting a one on one divas match... this 14 divas in a ring at once thing will just be a cluster****.

Naomi/AJ tonight was a good little match before the "breakdown". They work good together.

I miss pirate Naomi, though.

[Savio]

http://i.imgur.com/7klicO0.gif

[Vastardikai]

feels like there should be a Brazzers logo in the corner of that gif.

[slik]

WWE Creative Humor ‏@WWECreative_ish 13m

Being WWE Champion & beating @TheRock didn't cement @JohnCena's legacy since it can all go away if he loses to @WWEBrayWyatt #RAWTonight

[ron the dial]

how in the blue hell does alex riley still have a job?

[Lock Jaw]

Same way JTG and Rosa Mendes does. Ok, not the same way Rosa Mendes does (probably).

[Corndad]

Man Raw before Mania thread only 4 pages. Next weeks annual Raw after Mania me thinks will have 4 in the first segment lol

[Lock Jaw]

#WeWantRollins

[#1-norm-fan]

Same way JTG and Rosa Mendes does. Ok, not the same way Rosa Mendes does (probably).

That can't be it. JTG actually has some talent. Riley definitely has some dirt on someone.

[Corndad]

<font color=goldenrod>I just want Kharma to come out as a surprise 15th participant and kill everybody.</font>

My God Yes.

[Tazz Dan]

Awesome video package in the HHH/Steph promo. Lots of Jeff Hardy. That made me happy.

[Lock Jaw]

Not enough Christian on this show. Should at least deliver a sweet promo if he can't wrestle yet.

[Corndad]

Kane has had a hell of a long career and don't remember him ever taking much time off. Dude is so under rated

[slik]

I hope Taker has a jazz procession NOLA-style funeral entrance for WMXXX

[ron the dial]

disappointed to not see the outlaws in suits

[RVDmark]

Kane is a bit like Edge. Not at the very top often, but always there somewhere. Works his ass off though, and damn you'll miss him when he's gone.

[James Steele]

Brock/Taker is the only match they are hyping in the WM ads on the Sky UK feed.

[RVDmark]

This is the first year the UK has to pay more for Wrestlemania than the USA.

[James Steele]

LOLUK

[James Steele]

To make up for it, WWE is bringing back Rebellion and only selling it for £3.99

[Crimson]

This Wrestlemania sucks

[#1-norm-fan]

Brock/Taker is the only match they are hyping in the WM ads on the Sky UK feed.

Good idea.

[RVDmark]

Brock/Taker is the only match they are hyping in the WM ads on the Sky UK feed.

They know we'll already be watching for Daniel Bryan and The Wyatts anyway.

[James Steele]

I think RAW will have low ratings due to WWE Network airing "Triple H:Thy Kingdom Come" against RAW.

[Lock Jaw]

Da Maniac loves you...

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, The Miz.

[RVDmark]

This Wrestlemania sucks

Really?

Taker/Brock - Brutal
Triple H/Daniel Bryan -> Main Event - will tell one hell of a story.
Cena vs Bray - Probable match of the night.
Shield vs NAO + Kane - Dark horse for Match of the night.

[Corndad]

Miz a heel or face this week

[Lock Jaw]

Nice notes Piper has on his palm

[Crimson]

Lol Titus

[#1-norm-fan]

Da Maniac loves you...

:love:

[RVDmark]

Miz a heel or face this week

Vote now, on the WWE app (because it makes no difference either way).

[Dark One]

HOL UP. Yeah, I said Hol without a D.

[RVDmark]

Nice notes Piper has on his palm

Aww, he's paying tribute to the Rock.:D

[#1-norm-fan]

lol What the fuck, Piper. "You're all named you."

[RVDmark]

Jobbers, Hooooooooooooooooooo.

[RVDmark]

Aww, if everyone had boo'd hard for Ray then, we could have broken him.

[Corndad]

This gives me hope Show isn't winning this

[James Steele]

Well damn, Big Show ain't winning the battle royal now.

[RVDmark]

This gives me hope Show isn't winning this

Would it be that bad if he did win?

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Rey randomly playing heel for the night.

[RVDmark]

Look forward to seeing what the ratings do for the Orton v Batista segment.

[James Steele]

I think Big Show should win so he can get his Mania moment, it's a nice "thank you"/career achievement award for Big Show, and is poetic to have the giant win the 1st Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

[Lock Jaw]

Christian obviously winning the battle royal.... they are having him "fly under the radar" so it is "shocking".

[slik]

I bet Rey got injured again getting thrown out of the ring.

[ron the dial]

big show better win that battle royal

[Corndad]

Would it be that bad if he did win?

Not really but predictable yeah. Imagine the rub if a guy like Cesaro won it.

[RVDmark]

Is there any chance they have Daniel Bryan win and turn heel at the same time? Just so Triple H and Steph can say "see, we told you they would turn". ANd also to give DB somewhere to go if (when) he becomes champ.

[RVDmark]

I think Big Show should win so he can get his Mania moment, it's a nice "thank you"/career achievement award for Big Show, and is poetic to have the giant win the 1st Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

:y:

[Lock Jaw]

Up next, the original Wrestlemania XXX main event!

[RVDmark]

Not really but predictable yeah. Imagine the rub if a guy like Cesaro won it.

I certainly wouldn't mind a Cesaro win, but Big Show deserves a decent Wrestlemania accolade in his career.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/75932_zpsfb794769.gif

DEAL WITH IT

[RVDmark]

love that gif.

[McLegend]

So how is Stephanie McMahon being drooled on a lot some big insult?

[James Steele]

I am wondering how they will book the HHH/Bryan and World Title match. Going back-to-back would be "epic", but it'd make more sense to give DB time to rest and carry Orton/Batista to a great match because I think HHH/Bryan is going to be a war.

[#1-norm-fan]

Not really but predictable yeah. Imagine the rub if a guy like Cesaro won it.

I certainly wouldn't mind a Cesaro win, but Big Show deserves a decent Wrestlemania accolade in his career.

Cesaro's not in it anymore.

I'd like to see it go to an established guy. An A+ player. Like Fandango. Do it, WWE. Do it.

[James Steele]

So how is Stephanie McMahon being drooled on a lot some big insult?

It was a metaphor for bukkake.

[Lock Jaw]

How long until a wild Daniel Bryan appears and destroys everything?

[RVDmark]

So how is Stephanie McMahon being drooled on a lot some big insult?

It implies HHH is a caveman who drools. (like a poor man's Conan)

[James Steele]

I love witty smartass Triple H. Tremendous character.

[Lock Jaw]

D-Bry drives into the arena in a Yes-Mobile and sprays down everybody with YES

[James Steele]

ROFL

"I heard the flyover at WrestleMania will be a bunch of pigs and monkeys."

[RVDmark]

...I think HHH/Bryan is going to be a war.

If it goes on first you know its gonna be brutal.

[James Steele]

ROFL

"I heard the flyover at WrestleMania will be a bunch of pigs and monkeys."

[James Steele]

Jesus, Triple H should be permanently added to the announce teams. I love this.

[James Steele]

Alex Riley from the Pre-Show: "He's from D.C. This is his backyard. The fans will go nuts for Batista."


...whoops.

[RVDmark]

So glad this isn't the main event of WM so far.

[James Steele]

Batista and Triple H just shared a tender moment. "Show me The Animal!"

[Dark One]

Steve Blackman needs to quit leaving Kendo Sticks under the ring. EVERY WEEK now.

[rockman725]

Just for the record, I'm expecting to see both Triple H & Daniel Bryan wrestling in the title match.

[James Steele]

Good thing Steph is wearing dark pants.

[RVDmark]

Here you go trips...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b9Qu0oFMEmk/TtQ2gPYeBsI/AAAAAAAAB0Y/TWIq2YowkJY/s1600/animal-the-muppets.jpg

[James Steele]

Her vagina is moist due to her high level of arousal, y'see.

[James Steele]

I wish HHH would randomly go, "King, do you remember when I shit in your crown back in 1995?"

[ron the dial]

and the place goes nuts

[James Steele]

Triple H giveth and he taketh away.

[Dark One]

YES! YES! YES!

[James Steele]

THE MCI CENTER IS GOING BANANA!

[James Steele]

I wonder if Stephanie made primal screams like that the first time Triple H fucked her in the ass.

[RVDmark]

I wonder if Stephanie made primal screams like that the first time Triple H fucked her in the ass.

IS IT IN YET?:rofl:

[ron the dial]

that was a loud ass YES chant

[James Steele]

http://wallpapersuggest.com/wallpapers/summerslam_2006_wallpapersuggest_com-1280x1024.jpg

[Corndad]

Jesus. Who won the match lol

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan got the upper hand going into the PPV. Obviously losing.

[RVDmark]

Um, Daniel Bryan has the upper hand going in to WM. Doesn't that mean he wont win at WM.

[#1-norm-fan]

Triple H is going to end the night on top just to give him huge heelish momentum going into Mania and making Bryan's win even bigger. Fucking brilliant.

lol

[RVDmark]

http://wallpapersuggest.com/wallpapers/summerslam_2006_wallpapersuggest_com-1280x1024.jpg

Overcompensation if ever I saw it. :cool:

Edit: Also Cena looks like the things that used to jump out of holes in Super Mario Kart on the N64.

[James Steele]

Fuck, Daniel Bryan is even going to defy the rule about ending the Raw before the PPV on top means your losing.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If Bryan doesn't win at WM, the fans should absolutely riot.</font>

[RVDmark]

<font color=goldenrod>If Bryan doesn't win at WM, the fans should absolutely riot.</font>

If Cena wins we Wyatt.

[James Steele]

Daniel Bryan going bonkers on RAW BACKSTAGE PASS that is airing LIVE on the WWE Network.

[James Steele]

:lol:

Bad News Barrett had some BAD NEWS for Daniel Bryan.

[James Steele]

I really like Alex Riley on these pre-show/post-show things.

[James Steele]

Booker T. might be high. He has had this goofy grin and giggling the whole time.

[#1-norm-fan]

I really like Alex Riley on these pre-show/post-show things.

Alright, you've officially taken the gimmick too far.

[James Steele]

Sorry, I'll start posting about how I hate everything. Maybe I'll finally be able to get a 2nd appearance on TLP.

[James Steele]

Bray Wyatt has to beat Cena at Mania. Cena can get his win back at Extreme Rules or something. It is still surreal to me that Cena will probably be in a midcard match at WrestleMania XXX.

[James Steele]

Also, WWE Network is re-airing "Triple H: Thy Kingdom Come".

[#1-norm-fan]

The WWE shill gimmick is fine. I just think any semblance of believability goes away when you actually claim Alex Riley is not an abomination. There's a limit. I mean have you SEEN the guy speak?

[James Steele]

I also recommend the "WrestleMania Rewind" on Jericho/HHH at WMX8. I always get a tear in my eye when I see the clip of HHH returning at MSG on a cold yet timeless night in January 2002.

[James Steele]

The WWE shill gimmick is fine. I just think any semblance of believability goes away when you actually claim Alex Riley is not an abomination. There's a limit. I mean have you SEEN the guy speak?

Yes, and he does a good job on the WWE pre and post shows. Is he Jim Ross or Bobby Heenan? Fuck no, but he easily the best of the wrestlers on the panels. The biggest regret WWE should have on Alex Riley is wasting that awesome theme music on him.

[#1-norm-fan]

Bray Wyatt has to beat Cena at Mania. Cena can get his win back at Extreme Rules or something. It is still surreal to me that Cena will probably be in a midcard match at WrestleMania XXX.

Bray Wyatt passing out to the STF while laughing maniacally/shouting creepy, ominous shit to Cena in his last moments of consciousness and leaving Cena getting his hand raised but looking completely freaked out would be a perfect way to end the match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yes, and he does a good job on the WWE pre and post shows. Is he Jim Ross or Bobby Heenan? Fuck no, but he easily the best of the wrestlers on the panels.

Big Show is about a million times more comfortable and a million times more likeable when he's on the panel.

I might give you Booker T. but only because Alex Riley has the ability to speak the English language.

[James Steele]

If the STF didn't look like shit, I'd agree. I refuse to believe that Cena doesn't wash the inside of his elbows/forearms.

[James Steele]

Big Show is about a million times more comfortable and a million times more likeable when he's on the panel.

I might give you Booker T. but only because Alex Riley has the ability to speak the English language.


I'd like the team of Josh, Kofi, Riley, and Foley.

[James Steele]

Triple H's parents are fucking adorable. I bet Mr. Levesque is a fun guy to watch a ball game with and Ms. Levesque makes a hell of a casserole and cheese dip.

[James Steele]

I really hope WWE lets Jim Ross come back for the pre-show and post-show panels...or even better let him call the show.

[el bobbo]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/707bccae78a46db3e05839ac0d76dfe3/tumblr_mss5hiRFKd1sg99p0o1_500.jpg

[James Steele]

I disagree that this doesn't feel like a huge Mania, but this could be a landmark WrestleMania because of all the guys who could be cemented to that next level in one night.

[Lock Jaw]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1b258759259170ffe19af4fee995168a/tumblr_mvv2nkJYIf1sookfro1_400.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/NTgTPZr.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-3-31)

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/IT63Cxz.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2014-3-31)

[Poit]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/1b258759259170ffe19af4fee995168a/tumblr_mvv2nkJYIf1sookfro1_400.gif

Didn't Triple H shake his hand immediately after this gif?