Marty Jannetty as The Undertaker

[theexample]

A popular rumour on the net is that when Taker ascended to the heavens at Rumble 94, it was Marty Jannetty who was the one lifted. However, when
I asked him about it on Facebook a few days ago, he said this:

''wasnt me...was Steve Lombardi..but Ive heard that ever since though...all good, no worries''

Not sure if that's interesting or not.

[Tazz Dan]

It's certainly thread worthy.

[GD]

No doubt.

[Shisen Kopf]

Tazz Dan, should this thread get Tatanka'd?

[#1-norm-fan]

So you're saying the original Undertaker died and Marty Janetty has played the character ever since?

Sounds like that's exactly what you're saying. To be fair though I read nothing other than the title.

[Blue Demon]

Good....that was bugging me for the past 20 years.

[Theo Dious]

THEN WHO WAS THE FAKE UNDERTAKER???

[Bad News Gertner]

Is Marty still drinking rubbing alcohol?

[Shisen Kopf]

Marty Janetty is def into jenkum.

[Jura]

This thread has been...
















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BATISTA BOMBED!!

[Theo Dious]

Is Marty still drinking rubbing alcohol?

Lay off. He strains it through toast now.

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan, should this thread get Tatanka'd?

That was my initial thought..... But can you really Tatanka a Jannetty thread?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Of course it was Steve Lombardi. It's always Steve Lombardi.</font>

[Bad News Gertner]

That was my initial thought..... But can you really Tatanka a Jannetty thread?

.....it can not be done. The rubbing alcohol is too powerful.

Seriously, you HAVE to check out Marty Jannetty's facebook. It's funny and pathetic.

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm not kidding about that drinking rubbing alcohol thing.

[theexample]

Fuck you all. I've forgotten more about wrestling than most of you will ever know.

[Shisen Kopf]

No I don't think that's true at all. DLVH was the wisest rasslin fan ever. RIP.

[Bad News Gertner]

DLVH is going to be inducted in the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2015.

[voncouch]

<font color=goldenrod>Of course it was Steve Lombardi. It's always Steve Lombardi.</font>

No, it was Hornswaggle. It's always Hornswaggle.